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Goldman Launches Global Heat Mapping Tool To Serve Its Trigger Happy, ADHD Addled, Red Bull Chugging Clients
Domestic markets seem just a little too claustrophobic recently? The S&P's inability to breach 1,100 got you down? Trading in After Hours not the cash cow it used to be? The fix for gunning stocks ever higher 24 hours a day becoming irresistible? No clue what do with yourself in the hours between 4pm and 9:30 am? Have no fear, Goldman is here. All Goldman clients now have full access to a brand spanking news global heatmapping feature. US looking red, check out China (kinda green). China not doing it for you: Turkey, South Africa and New Zealand seem like a great place to stash cash for the next 10 minutes before the "urge" raises it ugly head.
Unfortunately, if more days like today are the norm, what little humans are left to trade, will be furiously scratching their heads, having to pick lighter shades of red. Alas, there is nothing in the disclaimer the indicates a bias against color blind heat mappers, so you will just have to wait a few days for the PDs to realize that green is so much better for generating outsized trading profits than red.
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i'm actually surprised they don't have the moon on this map.
Ritalin would be cheaper.
Don't understand currency exchange dynamics?
You don't have to!
With the global FX heat mapping tool (copyright pending), all you need to do is to "Buy on Green" and "Sell on Red" to almost guaranteed intraday trading profits.
No need to buy and hold!
No need to understand the delicate balance between a multitiude of global trade factors!
This only thing that is required as an investor if for you to pass the standard test for color blindness!
Tailgate tested...
Tailgate approved!
Something is going on today. Is there somebody dumping the tbs?. Did the local markets ran out of liquidity and now some of the pd bringing back funds from overseas?what is going on?Or may be Denninger post of two days ago does have some merit. But then if anything tbs should be risisng. Or may be some hedgies are winding down a carry trade. I think today has been exceptional to the trend of lower equities=lower yield,but why?
Interesting that the last two (including this one) equity selloffs have been during the week of gold's expiration for the month.
Shame on a nigga who try to game on a nigga,
whu buck wild with da trigga!
Wu-Tang Clan, decades ago...
Dear Goldman "Sachkers": your foolish attitudes towards us, careless investors, upon the asinine regulatory scenarios crafted by idiotic bureaucrats (Gov, Fed, SEC...) will bring very big downsides.
Fuck your daltonic maps, for thumb-sucking ignorants! If you want to save your souls, start socializing your benefits, for Vishnu's sake! And I 'aint talking about giving 20 bucks' tips in expensive restaurants...
fo' shizzle my nizzle
As someone chewing adderall and slinging back a redbull, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
They're just gearing up for cap-and-trade. They do own the Climate Exchange...pretty soon they will be determining the global climate, but I thought only God (or mother nature depending upon your proclivity) can do that...but then again, Goldman = God...right?
Asia and Europe were hot last night leading to the US open, then the payground was open till 11 edt when the bear took the ball away.
Recent stock market action reminds people that markets move both up and down. But if past experience over the last 7 months is any guide, they may buy this dip yet again, later this week. It will be interesting to watch and see.
But no matter what direction the market moves, one can pfitg both from the upside and downside by using market timing signals.
time123
P.S. I get my signals at http://invetrics.com