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Goldman Names Partner Class Of 2010
Once upon a time, making partner at Goldman was the pre-transsubstantiated equivalent of admission to paradise on earth: no more worries about money, caviar, cristal, hookers, coke, lawsuits, or any of the other things that mere peasants have to bother with on a daily basis. Goldman's pronouncement: "These appointments recognise some of the firm's most valued senior
professionals and acknowledge their leadership and contribution to the
firm's culture of excellence." Translation: congratulations, you are now all social pariahs, and will forever be perceived as those who rape and pillage their fellow man only so the firm can create a (monopoly) market in any and every weapon of mass financial destruction, and conspire with its biggest clients to rape those other clients who do not quite generate $100MM+ in commissions per year. Which is why it gives us great pleasure to post the list of the 110 brand new appointed Goldman partners for 2010. It is unclear as of yet how many Goldmanites may have suffered the ultimate indignity - being de-partnered, also known as growing a conscience.
Chuck Adams
Nick S Advani
William D Anderson
Scott B Barringer
Gareth W Bater
Tracey E Benford
Avanish R Bhavsar
V Bunty Bohra
Stefan R Bollinger
Robert Boroujerdi
Alison L Bott
Sally A Boyle
Christoph Brand
Torrey J Browder
Philippe L Camu
Donald J Casturo
Chia-Lin Chang
Steven N Cho
David T Y Chou
Thalia Chryssikou
Colin Coleman
Kenneth W Coquillette
Cyril Cottu
Massimo Della Ragione
Michele I Docharty
David P Eisman
Harry Eliades
Christopher Eoyang
Samuel W Finkelstein
Matthew R Gibson
Michele Gill
Michael J Grimaldi
Dylan S Halterlein
Elizabeth M Hammack
Dane E Holmes
Ning Hong
Shin Horle
Stephanie Hui
Eric S Jordan
Vijay M Karnani
Christopher M Keogh
Peter Kimpel
Kelvin Koh
Adam M Korn
David Kostin
Joerg H. Kukies
Andre Laport Ribeiro
Geoffrey Lee
Laurent Lellouche
Eugene H Leouzon
Wayne M Leslie
John R. Levene
Leland Lim
Lindsay P LoBue
David B Ludwig
Raghav Maliah
Matthew F Mallgrave
Alain Marcus
Robert A. Mass
Matthew B. McClure
Patrick S McClymont
Dermot W McDonogh
Richard P McNeil
Avinash Mehrotra
Jonathan M Meltzer
Bruce H Mendelsohn
Peeyush Misra
Bryan P Mix
Atosa Moini
Ricardo Mora
Ezra V. Nahum
Nigel M. O’Sullivan
Nirubhan Pathmanabhan
Jonathan M. Penkin
Michelle H. Pinggera
Dhruv Piplani
Dina H. Powell
Sumit Rajpal
Ganesh Ramani
James H. Reynolds
Stuart Riley
Karl J. Robijns
Craig Russell
Luke A. Sarsfield III
Stephen B. Scobie
John C. Shaffer
Konstantin A. Shakhnovich
Daniel M. Shefter
Michael L. Simpson
Mark R. Sorrell
J. Richard Suth
Jasper Tans
Patrick Tassin de Nonneville
Megan M. Taylor
Teresa Teague
Pawan Tewari
Klaus B. Toft
Kenro Tsutsumi
Richard Tufft
Toshihiko Umetani
Jonathan R. Vanica
Philip J. Venables
Simone Verri
Daniel Wainstein
Kevin A. Walker
Robert P. Wall
David D. Wildermuth
Chang-Po Yang
Alan Zhang
Xing Zhang
PS - a cursory glance confirms rumors that the bank is going back to its roots of partnering pure bankers, at the expense of trades and salesmen.
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Good, there are the names.
Now get the home addresses. Those may be needed someday. The upcoming riots will NOT trash the rioters' home neighborhoods. They will go to the source.
Online data base which would model/combine;
Homes of the Stars, with Sex Offenders online database, with Board of Directors names addresses, with Google Earth-street view, with Twitter/ipod/iphone/ieverything.
Just a thought
Beat me to it
Where's Pat Bateman?
I don' tthink people like this care a fig's leaf for being labeled pariahs or out-casts.
Their own world view is extremely narrow (outside of what they read).
So strange, this is India and all, but a strong smell of dung just wafted through my windows. Bizarre.
I kid you not!
Update: Dung smell vanished when I went off this page, returned when I came back here.
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
You know, you'd keep a lot more readers if you let up on the hyperbole and got back to the financial discussion. Yeah, I know, banksters are scum, tell me something I don't know. Don't waste my time with your rants, impart information.
Your time is that valuable?? Feel free to leave anytime. If you need someone to hold your hand all day through the financial markets, you came to the wrong place.
Nah, ZH wants to be Dealbreaker now
Truth: they would sell their familty if they had a chance to become GS partner.
you don't really understand what this site is about do you
Hello, this is Carlton your doorman....
LMAO. Thank you for doing God's work!
Haha, the big swinging dick reference is awesome.
I started reading like it was 2003 and I was excited to see how many I knew on the list but was then like "eh, f*ck it screw it they now even more a bunch of d-bags for working at a place like that."
Reverand Al should get this list so he can march over to Bronxville and Scarsdale and protest half these guys and their filthy lucre!!
They bought Rev. Al off a long time ago my friend.
Quick question.
How many readers here would refuse, if there was knock on your door tomorrow, and seeing your brilliance in keyboard analysis here at ZH, there was a 7 figure offer from GS, starting now, limo waiting, no interview.
Only caveat, you got to do as they say...no questions...
For the record, I'd give them the middle finger...
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
99% and 100% when sober.
Let's be careful not to impune everyone. Remediation might start from the inside.
crosey - man, do I ever hope/wish you're right..... but color me dubious
I disagree. The whole lot should be judged guilty simply because there is not enough remediation coming from the inside. When the pressure becomes too great the rats will sort out the good from the bad. Nuke 'em all and let God (or their own conscience) sort them out.
If you're partying with the wrong crowd and they decide to pull up and rob the 7/11 for some cash... you go down with them... why should it be any different for these crooks?
Quick question. How many readers here would refuse, if there was knock on your door tomorrow, and seeing your brilliance in keyboard analysis here at ZH, there was a 7 figure offer from GS, starting now, limo waiting, no interview. Only caveat, you got to do as they say...no questions... For the record, I'd give them the middle finger...
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com
Death before dishonor.
Before you make partner you have to put in your time, you know, like in the mafia. GS doesn't trust you unless you have killed for them.
and you must demonstrate your thirst for those things that they decided were "good" --> and show uncomfort with ideas such as time.
Good, I see that the indictment list is already drawn up.
Ray Penpillage.
Reads like a do not fly list.
Now stamp the mark of the beast on their foreheads and send them back to their corner offices.
I wonder if I'd have a chance with any of the women on the list. I take out the trash and occasionally run a vacuum.
Yep these are the people who will be manipulating everything,selling crap and spending all those bonuses on Gold and Silver.
Back in 96 at Wharton we had the head of GS trading giving a speech. The following weekend we went out to the club "The Tunnel" in NYC and what a surprise. Mr. "not doing God's but Jesus' work" sniffed coke from a stack, the size my grandma used to bake cookies with.
110 new species of squid!
"Samuel W Finkelstein" Should go far with a name like that!
Squid fINK!
David Duke, is that you?
So where is the coronation party?
CNBS should go into the game show biz. Using the list above create a show called "Biggest Swindler". Something better than the egomaniacal "Appentice". Goldman vs JP Morgan. Who can whip up the largest phoney investment scam and get the government to bail you out. Only problem is all contestants are "winners". Unfortunately it's the first show that starts in season 3. Jim Crammer can host it.
It's nothing but a list of future:
Fed Gov's
Treasury officials
Lobby weasels
CNBC "contributors"
Often-quoted in ZH economist/propagandist David Kostin finally "made it" !!!
Cheers!
I count 3 women. Oh well, at least Scores bankrupt.
Am I on the list? I have horns and a tail.
praise mao
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