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Goldman Pulls A CNBC, Portrays Highly Disappointing Durable Goods Data As "Broadly Positive"

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Up until now, Goldman may have been guilty of various forms of market "intermediation" but if it was one thing, it was at least convincing in the argumentation by its various analysts who are paid to promote the opposite side of Goldman on any one trade. However, today's report by Andrew Tilton on Durable Goods was a massive disappointment. It was written with the sophomoric style, ebullient flourish, statistic skewage and groundless goal-seeking abanadon of a first year script writer for CNBC. If this is the best "conviction" job Goldman can do, then the end may certainly be nigh for the once high and mighty.

In essence Goldman uses every trick in CNBC's book to make a -2.5% read seem like the greatest thing since Flash frontrunning, er... trading.

The report is captured from Scribd below, with the most hyperbolic sections highlighted in red.

For your evening amusement.

 




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Wed, 07/29/2009 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Veteran
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They take it down already?

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Anal_yst
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Check out how painfully wrong Goldman's Abby Joseph Cohen S&P call was for 2008 and you'll realize there's plenty of (esp recent) historical precedent for it...

 

AJC: 2008 S&P500 close prediction: 1675

Actual 2007 S&P500 close: 903

 

AJC was only off by what, 85% on the high side?

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Bob
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Seems to me that they could, in theory, run the S&P  up past cloud nine (say, 100,000), but the more pressing question is how long will the public buy the scam that the market is the appropriate measure of our economic health and prospects.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Quantum Noise
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They also predicted $200 oil. Of course, while being long oil. Nothing to see here, move along.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 07/29/2009 - 19:58 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I'm sorry, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear....

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:02 | Link to Comment jm
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A touch of desperation at the sales desk?  This smacks of trying to offload untold stinky piles of SPY to any sucker that comes along.   

Everyone has come to the conclusion that GS is the new god.  Everyone forgets that they were DEAD last November, just like the entire financial system.  Considering that they are afraid to report their VaR (not that it wouldn't be a complete lie if they did), they're still on the ropes. 

With little variation on these "pearls of wisdom", you could make the case that things were going to hell tomorrow just as easily.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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I wouldn't say Goldman is on the ropes. They are one of the only firms that will be backed in whole by the tax payer.

They win, they win. They lose, they win.

 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:41 | Link to Comment Bob
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Anybody else out there who has no personal grudge against GS (I've never enjoyed the presence of even one of them) who just wants to bring them down to a world where if they lose, they lose?

Just seems fair to me. 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:06 | Link to Comment OldSoul
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Northern Trust agrees: Durable Goods Orders – Decline in Airline and Defense Masks Improvement

http://www-ac.northerntrust.com/content//media/attachment/data/econ_rese...

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:19 | Link to Comment jm
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What improvement are they seeing in the data point accompanying charts 1 and 2?  I see one data point out of eight that shows any change for the better. 

Don't see any signs of life.  What am I missing there?

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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yeah; only by producing one car you put more value into economy than by producing 100 000 bags of Cheetos, and by manufacturing one plane you put more value into the economy than by producing 200 000 000 bags of Cheetos ...  i come to think that their mathematics does not have the operator of subtraction, but that subtraction is replaced with http://www.zerohedge.com/modules/wysiwyg_spellcheck/tinymce/spellchecker...); background-repeat: repeat-x; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; cursor: default; background-position: 0% 100%;">gama-sigma ( GS=Goldman Sacks=Green Shoots ) operator whose function is defined by hopium derivative distribution and http://www.zerohedge.com/modules/wysiwyg_spellcheck/tinymce/spellchecker...); background-repeat: repeat-x; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; cursor: default; background-position: 0% 100%;">kool-aid variables

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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Lately Bloomberg has been on the slippery slope to CNBCism. 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:27 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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I'm glad GS is making enough money to pay their people to apply lipstick and other cosmetic products to various farm animals.

 

What they do with them after that, I don't want to know, I don't want the links to the webpages and NO I am not buying the videos.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:30 | Link to Comment EconomicDisconnect
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I covered the CNN Money treatment of the surprise to the upside May durables vs. the surprise June Durables.  This stuff would be funny if it was happening someplace else.

http://tinyurl.com/kuc6ju

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:36 | Link to Comment EconomicDisconnect
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after 6 months of no go we are supposed to wait fot the Stimulus to work, but we should buy Goldmans stock pupms on a durable good possible uptrend?

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:47 | Link to Comment MarsyasX1
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Tyler, while I agree that GS and CNBC are all scum, I don't see the big deal here. DGOs are usually considered excluding defense/transportation because those are in fact volatile components of the indicator and fluctuate based on government orders. Excluding transportation, DGOs actually went up 1.1%. Core capital goods orders were up from May. But most interesting to me, new orders for primary metals were up almost 9%, a portent that industrial output is about to shift into higher gear. 

 

 

 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:16 | Link to Comment texpat
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Good point.

I think the transport data shows iron ore transport is up too. That's a reasonable geen shoot.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:28 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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actually you are only half correct on this one because you don't know the nature of increase in primary metals, it might as well be stockpiling the stuff as a hedge against possible inflation, because no one knows were the lunacy will take us .... also, that was the period when the Chinese were buying everything they could and stockpiling it, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit that the Chinese contributed more than 70% of that increase in primary metals ... also you have to know where did those trucks and trains go with their loading .. if it was towards the major US ports, that mean that the Chinese bought it, and if the majority of the load went to the inner parts of the US that means that the industry will ramp up, which is highly unlikely considering the credit market ..

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:29 | Link to Comment We Are Legion
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How can we determine ANYTHING from this number.  It's way too shortand way too volatile for anyoneto give a shit about.  Its leading status is statistically valid, but ALWAYS lost in noise.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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d00d ... I'm not sure what you re trying to say here .... explain further if you can ...

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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all hail the fail whale!

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Bob
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Man, Tyler, it was weird reading the GS page. 

Yes, a bit "sophomoric" perhaps, but I loved the way it broke GS-Think down to its basic components. Sheer elegance.  I have never understood GS this well before. 

I salute the GS writer. Keep workin' it, man!  You have an even brighter future ahead! 

 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:34 | Link to Comment AmenRa
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This might not be accurate but for durable goods I try to figure out the consumer portion. Let (current total-current trans)+(current total-current def)=X & let (prev total-prev trans)+(prev total-prev def)=Y. (X-Y)/Y= monthly change of the consumer portion of durable goods. Which today has -14.64% change and was 3.56% last month. It might not be correct but it helps me get a better feel of how the consumer is doing.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:40 | Link to Comment We Are Legion
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The whole idea of using these numbers to make major decisions is dumb.  Their status as a leading indicator is statistically valid but pragmatically useless.  Durable goodsover the short term is way too noisy to mean anything in the moment.  The only thing they are good for is trying to predict market action based on the GDP numbers... which are in and of themselves also useless for real policy-making.

 

This article is the mostpoorly written piece of crap I've read all day, but its fundamentally the guy's job to try to extract gold (useful analysis) from a turd (useless short term statistics).  GS seems less scary and more incompetent as a result of this. If these guys were really world manipulating bad-asses, instead of merely unwitting beneficiaries of our societal shortcomings, you'd think they would hire folks who can write better than my 4th grade daughter.  I don't feel very manipulated by this.

 

Then again- When writing poetry for sheep, aptitude is optional.

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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WTF mang !  that's what i said, so don't attack me for saying the same same thing you just did .... you should have left a reply to the two morons above my posts who thought this means something, not to me, cause i basically said the same thing as you did, with some real world arguments based on field knowledge ... and yes, Bloomberg article is worth exactly 0 ...

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 23:10 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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I think anyone who has ever traded or shared an investment story with someone has spoken to the "if it wasn't for my loss in (XYZ stock, buying a $200k house for $750, etc) I'd be up HUGE" guy.

I feel like the spin being put on data from everyone from the FT to Bloomberg to CNBC and so on is just like this and it's kind of embarrassing.

I can't remember any time in the last 20 years or so where there was such desperation to make everyone feel that things are okay.

It's really scary because the more I watch and read the more I think things must really suck around the country.

 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/30/2009 - 00:57 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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you're grammer chequer is bigger then mine

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 02:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 07:27 | Link to Comment JohnBooke
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Maybe shipments to inventory ratio consolidating at current peak is green shoot Goldman sees?

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 07:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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