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Goldman Sachs Responds To Zero Hedge

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A week ago we posed several questions to Goldman managing directors Lucas van Praag and David Viniar. Earlier today we received a broad response. We present it in its entirety for our readers. We will provide our counter-response shortly.

 


 

Dear Mr. Durden:

We read your comments about prop trading with interest.  I’ve addressed some of the points you raised, as well as the questions you directed to David Viniar and me.  The fact that I haven’t necessarily addressed all your points shouldn’t be construed as tacit acceptance of any of them.

1)      “Considering that Goldman must disclose a trading VaR, or value at risk on a quarterly basis, which over the past year has averaged over $200 million, one can back into actual prop capital and revenue”

Our VaR is primarily driven by client-related activity rather than proprietary activity.  Using VaR to “back into actual prop capital and revenue” would produce a meaningless result.

2)      “A month ago Zero Hedge presented a unique glance into Goldman’s prop trading activities courtesy of the 2008 tax filing of the Goldman Sachs Foundation”

Your premise wrong. There are tax and legal restrictions which prohibit the firm from trading on the Foundation’s behalf.

3)      “Goldman disclosed that it had $352.2 billion in fair value of principal trading instruments at September 30, 2009. How much of this is considered allocated to prop if this is in fact a distinct strategy from principal?”

The $352.2bn is the fair value of our trading assets, the vast majority of which consist of trading inventory we use to make markets for our clients.

4)      “Does the firm's FICC revenue line have absolutely no prop trading embedded within it? Goldman made $20 billion in FICC year to date: is none of this $20 billion due to capital at risk, or is it all due to wide bid//ask spreads? ”

We’ve said publicly that prop trading represents approximately 10% of this year’s reported net revenue.  Some of that revenue is reflected in the FICC line.

We generate the vast majority of our revenue in FICC by facilitating trading activity for our clients and nearly all our revenues in FICC are “due to capital at risk” (your phrase).  In periods  when capital withdraws from the market, bid-offer spreads tend to widen and we benefit to the extent that we are willing to commit capital and do so successfully. These activities necessarily involve risk taking.

Over the last 5 years, prop investing activities have represented about 12% of firmwide net revenues

5)      “What was the pro rata allocation to Goldman Sachs Foundation as a percentage of capital per each trading ticket in 2008? Does GSF have a dedicated trading silo within Goldman?”

As I said above, as required by law, the Goldman Sachs Foundation is managed separately. There are no “trading silos” dedicated to the Foundation’s activities

6)      “Why did the Goldman Sachs Foundation not participate in Goldman's prop CDS trades?”

See above. 

7)      “How much did Goldman's prop operations lose in 2008 trading Russell 1000 futures?”

The amount was de minimus.

8)      “How much did Goldman's prop operations lose trading all equity, credit and commodity products?”

Not disclosed

9)      “When will Goldman clearly and distinctly segregate on its income statement the prop trading profit and losses, if these are in fact unique from "principal" trading as defined, and attach an MD&A to all relevant disclosure?”

Our proprietary activity is small in the context of the firm’s overall revenues and risk exposures.

10)     “Goldman is insinuating is that the firm's prop trading really carries virtually no risk.”

We don’t think any trading activity is risk-free. Risk is risk, and our job is to make sure individual risks are appropriately sized.

11)     “How do you define market risk?”

We define it as the potential for change in the market value of our trading and investing positions.

12)      “Do you take fixed price positions?”

Please explain your question.

13)     “Are you exclusively a hedger or do you ‘optimize’ your assets?”

Please clarify what you mean.

14)     “Do you have a risk policy?”

Yes.  We think of risk management as being one of our core competencies and it remains integral to our success as a firm. 

Our management team is active in risk management discussions across the firm and open discussion on the subject are encouraged.  By the way, we think fair value accounting is a critically important aspect of risk management.  Another important tenet of our approach to risk management is the independence of control functions from the business units

We also use a variety of approaches to monitor risk.  In addition to VaR, we use multiple stressed-based methodologies, including jump-to-default analyses, to quantify tail risks. 

16) “How do you monitor trading/hedging limits?”

Virtually all of our equity and fixed Income businesses receive VaR based risk-limits, aged inventory limits and balance sheet limits. The limits are reviewed by senior management and Risk Committee on a regular basis.

17)  “Mr. David Viniar, who recently said that the firm doesn't benefit from any implicit government guarantee. Goldman, as presented here, benefits directly from $21 billion in FDIC (taxpayer)-insured bond issues. How does Mr. Viniar reconcile this particular fact with his spurious claim?”

We don’t believe that we have any form of guarantee, implicit or otherwise, from anyone and we certainly don’t manage our business as though we do.

We issued debt under the FDIC’s Temporary Loan Guarantee Program and, like every other bank that issued debt under the program, paid the FDIC a significant amount of money upfront for the guarantee. We also pay interest to the investors who bought the notes. We stopped issuing debt under the program in March. The notes are not callable.

In the context of the firm’s approximately $900 billion balance sheet and hundreds of billions of dollars of funding, we don’t think any informed investor would believe that FDIC insurance on a small portion of our funding represented a “guarantee” of the firm.

Regards / Lucas van Praag

 

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Fri, 12/18/2009 - 17:49 | 169247 casino capitalism
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As a former trader on wall street competing with GS, I can categorically say that GS is substantially a prop trading house.  They can come up with all kinds of mis-information to argue otherwise (big surprise).  But I have always wondered who would trade with them knowing full well that GS is totally conflicted and is essentially a big hedge fund.  The answer is they have a group of counterparties they are very close to who they partner up with on trades.  That is a common strategy.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 05:21 | 169794 Chopshop
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thx for sharing your thoughts with us, casino capitalism.

am simply amazed that so few, if any ?? actual traders (outside of an obvious quant whose ZH handle is "quant-this" ... with experience on an "IB" / broker-dealer prop desk (forget even actual HF experience on a "real" desk) have yet to chime in with rather obvious comments / statements about the actual 'how' n the literal 'why' of such seemingly legit questions, which are little more than cursory questions from accountants who have absolutely no experience in / with actual trading while boasting all the experience in the world of auditing such firms / desks / outfits / operations - distinctly - after the fact.

... umm, basic barbell portfolio mgmt of short NG a fraction what ur long CL ... umm, similarly : TF losses as an off-setting byproduct of effectively hedging ES longs  ... umm, AIG solo-directional puts way the fuh OTM and synthetically-related / equivalent 'short' positions across a multitudinous litany of competing n confluent instruments which are extraordinarily managed across / within both a comprehensively strategic allocation as well as a highly technically-oriented tactical weighting ... so on n so forth.

umm, anyone else care to break THE cardinal rule of 85 broad / HFT / pokers (prime-brokers) / trading desks / 'stamford' (the literal epicenter of the hedgehog landscape), the PPT & the 'paper street soap company' and explicitly how real trading desks are structurally designed in terms of seating charts  / information flow diagrams across 3 concentric layers / spirals of undoubtedly formological construct, much like Dr. Paul MacLean's seminal work within his ground-breaking details into the structural evolution / physiological development / biological imperative within the triune brain, which is, percussion please ~~ Fibonacci.

on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 17:00
#137873

bold/ italics/ underline added to underscore the three basic rules of HFT as per Fight Club

Much like all complex growth organisms (ie. "formological") and in true Fib fashion, Stamford only follows 3 of the 8 rules (#'s 1, 2 & 7) found within the basement of the Paper Street Soap Company.


Tyler Durden: "Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight"

without giving away much, if any, of my own thunder, so as to retain the option of penning a direct reply (or four) to both GSCO as well as KPMG ( via Tyler's very well-said recounting of their rather basic questions ) ... i'll simply defer to my previous - rather crude, cursory, off-the-cuff - remarks about what GSCO legal would allow within a formal reply.

I / we have never been interested in making friends n simply continue to try to be as rigorous and actionable as we possibly can within our work / my personal opinions, which are exhaustively prefaced as such. 

that said:  can someone help me find where GSCO said anything about crude oil or natty ??

by Chopshop
on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 01:30
#161768

An outrageously good piece. just filthy really.

thank you, tyler.

actual 'journalism' which underscores the difference between detailing how to find a g-spot versus Ron Burgundy-esque "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina ...." type bullshit. 

between you & marla, it must feel like an inverted / distorted version of omaha beach for ol goldilocks. like retaining all the lawyers with offices on the caymans so no one can ever sue you, 'they' know that they will win, eventually. but how more moons will it take? and will it just be some shallow figurative and self-declared victory of nothing but self-exoneration ... ?  anyhoo, great fjuc**** work, yet again.

by Chopshop
on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 03:36
#161810  ...  what a gorgeous 'random' number   

Assetman:  simply bc gsco will not allow a direct public gauntlet from TD himself to remain un-vanquished beyond Thursday's european open if not Tuesday mid-morning (10:40 est ish release); TD gave em more than enough lead time for a response to be vetted by legal by globex, today.

after two reads, about the only thing that goldie's legal ought not allow them to rather flippantly address will be the fact that natty (nat gas) plays bitch-boy bottom barbell hedge to wtic.  4.62x times long CL etc. versus 1x basic hedge on various nattie derivs. very simple by me, but in the absence of any actual reason provided (gsco legal won't any) it seems to my simple mind that such would be Occam's razor.

thanks again for the time / thought put into this excellent piece, TD.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 15:20 | 170479 Anonymous
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You guys are losing it, collectively and literally.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 19:47 | 171242 Anonymous
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ChopShop. I can only assume that you have communicated something to a narrow audience of prop desk people. However, for general communication clarity, I can only say, "Say what, Son?"

Wed, 03/10/2010 - 17:32 | 261030 Anonymous
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as former managing director of GS, I can categorically say that you are incorrect. Goldman's flows are substantially "principal" and "agency", not "proprietary". Give it up, folks. Goldman Sachs is a great institution and we should be thankful that the USA still has some world class industry leaders like GS, as so much of the rest of our country's competitive position erodes into dependancy and socialism.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 17:58 | 169253 chumbawamba
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Under the hope and assumption that Goldman Sachs folks will be reading these comments:

TELL THE TRUTH.  STOP LYING AND TELL THE MOTHER FUCKING TRUTH YOU GOD DAMNED BLOOD SUCKING PARASITES.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:06 | 169261 drbill
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Subtle. I love it!! :-)

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:20 | 169282 geopol
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chumbawamba,,

You need come out of your shell

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:20 | 169586 shadowboxer
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 ...i'd rather put GS in a hole, ...collectively,  ...metaphorically speaking of course.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:36 | 169934 Anonymous
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Beware of these men, they are extraordinarily dangereux.

They prey upon the weak and the ignorant.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 17:57 | 170565 chumbawamba
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The GS harpies have finally arrived.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:00 | 171249 BoeingSpaceliner797
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Easy CW,

Remember, GS is doing "God's work" and we are all the more fortunate for that.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 07:53 | 171472 Anonymous
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And by any chance such attitude is new for you over the history ? Thats exactly how 99% of the rich people got rich. Starting at the King of a XYZ Kingdom to the drug dealer of a war devastated country. They simply stepped over the weak and the ignorant.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:57 | 169324 Anonymous
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I am deadly curious as to why this comment was left in, in the event that GS reads any of the comments. Who in their right mind would respond to a distraught person who responds in such a way? ZH even in comments could be a little more credible then that spew. This blog can lose a bit of credibility on stuff like that.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 19:57 | 169384 Anonymous
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Early twenties, gotta be...ultra-defiant avatar, all caps, dude is always either lewd or profane, points to his chest and tells everyone who he is at the end of every post...could be late teens.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 18:27 | 170570 Bob
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If I get your chi, you'd like to see a change in the dynamics of this web community.  I'm always for change, just the way I am.  A change from anonymous posting would be one (though I grok that razor's edge from management's perspective), but I strongly believe that if you register and develop a persona here, you could really have impact.  Whatever your schtick.  Forums are like that. 

What's with all the fucking anons? 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:06 | 171120 Anonymous
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I remain anonymous simply so my words speak for themselves, independent of personality.

I do, however understand your trepidation, particularly for the less articulate.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:33 | 169431 Unscarred
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I agree, #169324, one hundred percent.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:57 | 169455 deadhead
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I don't always agree with Chumba's words or approach but in this case, what is the problem?

1. he asks for truth.

2. he tells them to stop lying. his postulation is that they are lying and he is certainly not alone in this regard.

3. he reiterates a request for truth.

4. he suggests that Goldman is a parasite.  this is a very reasonable statement.

Perhaps anger shows through, at least it seems that way to me.  There are millions of American citizens (as well as other countries in the world) that have anger towards Goldman Sachs.  Chumba simply is reflecting a widely held view.  The use of the "f" word is troubling to some but to those people I would simply say "get a fucking life" and take a moment to read some background on the right to free speech.

 

as to "a distraught person"

People probably said that about James Madison, George Washington, Ben Franklin certainly, clearly Abraham Lincoln and I'm sure we could come up with several thousand more names.

American citizens know they are getting screwed and they are becoming angrier.  Get used to it.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:20 | 169532 Anonymous
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Deadhead, just FYI freedom of speech is not about the "F" word. For some reason the above poster and you are the only ones that have used it. Frustrations set aside if a company at least even responds to ZH, comments can at least be kept to reflect someone who understands the issues not someone who is looking for a drunken bar room brawl, sobbing at how his freedoms are denied or what not.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:51 | 169608 deadhead
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169532...your response just seems a bit incoherent to me. 

I parsed Chumba's statement, which is mostly about truth or lack thereof.  One of my pieces was an assumption on my part (perhaps incorrect) that perhaps the reason for your negative response was the "f" word. I think you are saying that this is not issue but am not sure. I have no idea how you come up with the "sobbing .....how his freedoms are denied..."

Frankly, your response lacks content. 

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 01:13 | 169665 Tommy
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Sometimes the right thing to do is call an a$%hole, an asshole.

Certainly, GS has been most vulgar themselves.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 03:30 | 169753 Unscarred
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I'm down with "Vulgar..."

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 01:37 | 170693 theadr
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Traders say "fuck you" more than any other profession.  This includes the traders on GS prop trading desk.  Thus, F-U.  
Sat, 12/19/2009 - 02:21 | 169714 Anonymous
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Since comming to ZeroHedge I've gotten use to reading "the F word". I find it very refreshing. Why? Because I find that's the way real people talk in the real world, espically when they are pissed.

Why not reflect the real world here? ... Because all the other sites hide it?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 03:36 | 169755 Unscarred
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I'll say this...  When used effectively, "fuck" is perhaps the greatest word of the English language.  "Fuck" commands full attention, saves time, and gets shit accomplished.  If you're not strategically using it at least 25 times daily, you're losing out.

Unfortunately, some fuck-heads abuse it's fucking power and fuck it all up for the rest of us sorry fucks.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:27 | 169855 BRAVO 7
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BRILLIANT; AN OFFENSE AT ENGLISH COMMON LAW.

For  Unlawful  Carnal  Knowledge

SOME PEOPLE PROFANE THE AIR THEY BREATHE 

CHUMBA'S MOMMA SHOULD TAKE A BELT TO HIM.

 

 

 

 

  

 

 


Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:24 | 169883 Unscarred
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Sweet.  We have the ability to junk our own comments.  (And sorry to deadhead, et al for getting carried away)

I'm always amazed how these posts inevitably play themselves out.  The most enlightening posts always elicit the most ridiculous comments, creating the most disturbing reactions...  And I've NEVER seen this many comments marked as "junk" on any post, excluding my own contributions to the junk heap.

Awesome.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:59 | 171052 Anonymous
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Awesome. Physical violence: a perfectly ironic punishment for the use of profanity.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 16:10 | 170006 Anonymous
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The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 08:13 | 170322 Anonymous
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As Oscar Wilde asked "why have a word if you can't use it"? This could well be the time AND the place for fuck's use (for fuck's sake).

Oh yeah, we'd better kiss up and "be proper" to the Goldman von Priggs (try spellcheck next time, bozos) so they dignify us with a reply... look dumbasses, the only reason they replied was to try to repair some of the PR damage done here. Of course they are lying, who cares if they use the f-word or not?

As my uncle used to say, "fucking is what you do to your wife while she's making love to you".

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 18:18 | 170574 Bob
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+10, I think. 

As my uncle used to say, "fucking is what you do to your wife while she's making love to you".

Could you elaborate on that a little more?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 16:45 | 170025 dark pools of soros
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when you say the "f" word towards GS.. you must mean thou shalt not condemn the Fed

 

why not just ask GS what their risk strategy would be if there wasnt a federal reserve  anymore 

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 01:15 | 170265 FischerBlack
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LOL, seriously, shut up #169532, if that is your real name. You obviously don't know the first thing about your own Constitutional rights, never mind lecturing others on theirs. There's a time for civility. Walking in on a violent rape is not one of them.

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:05 | 171255 BoeingSpaceliner797
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There's a time for civility. Walking in on a violent rape is not one of them.

 

Very well put. 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:47 | 169554 Unscarred
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Perception.

[edit] and credibility.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:00 | 169572 Bolweevil
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I'm with the hippy on this one, people are gonna speak their minds as they see fit. It's up to the reader to interpret accordingly. Mr. Wumba's points are valid and by no means detract from the unique relevance (and quality) of ZeroHedge or it's core contributors. Thanks for taking the time you crazy Dutchman.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:46 | 169604 Unscarred
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I agree with everything you have said, but I would carry that thought one step further.  Given that #169324 specified Goldman Sachs as the audience, the question he was asking is how well a statement that extreme will permeate with GS brass, given that they obviously will be paying close attention to the ensuing comments to a contribution from their own managing directors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwODbl3muE

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 00:32 | 169640 cougar_w
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[they obviously will be paying close attention to the ensuing comments]

 

1) It's not at all obvious.

2) They are roundly despised, so the comment was within a standard deviation of the normal temperature here.

3) It would not hurt their corporate souls to read something shocking, and might do them some good. Though I doubt it because they seem well beyond redemption.

 

cougar

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 00:59 | 169651 Unscarred
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You're right.  It may not be obvious.  I assumed that they would pay attention to something an MD says to a media outlet that has been overly critical of them, given the incredible PR backlash they have suffered recently.

They may have just replied to Tyler's inquiry as a giant "go fuck yourself."

I would, however, disagree that the comment was within a standard deviation of the normal temperature here, and counter that the comment was actually about par for the course at ZH re: Goldman.

Lastly, I do not think that their corporate souls are hurting whatsoever.  They sold them long before they ever made partner.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 01:16 | 169667 estaog
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[they obviously will be paying close attention to the ensuing comments]

I have a feeling Goldman Sachs brass have other things to concern themselves that are more important than Chumbawamba's internet-economist-superhero ravings on ZH.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 01:24 | 169673 deadhead
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Ummm, not sure there myself estaog...they are very concerned about these types of comments.  they have the hatred coming at them from the financial types like ZH and associated community and importantly Obama's base, which is ready to rip his stones off because he hasn't "changed" the financial world's dominance of the USA.

once his base is off the health care reform clusterfuck, they will increasingly go after the wall st, banking community.   just read huffpo everyday, it is very, very clear.  btw, my postulation is that huffpo is ground zero for the obama base and I believe that is an accurate call.

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:06 | 169853 Anonymous
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Very good call, DH. I have voted Dem all my life, but am totally disillusioned with them in particular, and Washington in General at this point.

I now see the two party system as a Punch and Judy show that is bought and paid for by Wall St using the Fed, which was set up to allow the old 'money masters' of the nineteenth century to maintain control of our economy in 1916. (Rothbard/Mullins/Griffin etc etc)

Politics in this, our once great country, has become so rotten and foul as a result of the dollar drip feed lobby system that controls/determines success in the very expensive game of politics, that I think my change of voting allegiance will not an isolated one. I believe that anyone who cares to look will see that we have simply swapped the corruption of the guns and oil mafia that was the Haleburton/Rockerfeller White House for a Wall Street/GS mafia. Honestly to me it appears both have exactly the same intent, to steal as much as they can from the American people for their respective sponsors.

I will be voting for the Libertarians next time out, because they are the only ones who are speaking from a place of real concern for us the people, not their sponsors. I doubt they'd win, but my vote will be my protest.

I do not believe in revolution, George Orwell described the results perfectly in Animal Farm, but I do hope for change, real change, and not just the change of which sponsors get to rape us.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 14:34 | 169958 Anonymous
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You're right..except for the "once great country" part.

This blog is starting to smell like a stale tea bag more everyday.

ZH Readers: Study some damn history! There are no good ole days. The US has always had a financial elite that bent policy (and the polity) to its own will. What was true in 1886 is true in 2009. Or better yet, check out Alexis de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America"

Actually, you know what all this reminds me of? The Education of Henry Adams. What a bitter, bigoted dick. He was butt-hurt that all the robber barons, many of whom where not educated at Harvard like he was, were making all the money raping the US workforce at the turn of the last century. He lamented that it was an unfair system. Wahh. But he wanted to be one of them! He didn't actually want reform -- he just wanted to get a slice himself. Sounds a lot like what I see here - people who rail for the common "citizen" but would just as soon squash someone in the intersection as an alternative to breaking.

So what do y'all want? Break up GS? why-so you can get on with the business of gaming the market and screwing the common people? Don't give that "we would trade fairly" crap.
I don't think disgruntled wannabe blood suckers are in a good moral position to tell the successful bloodsuckers they have moral hazard. If the big bully finance institutions were out of the way, some of the whiners here would be boosting for Monsanto or Walmart. I see more envy than a desire for justice.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 19:01 | 170120 Anonymous
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if you want to vote for the nihilist party, that's fine by me. just don't vote republican or democrat is all i ask, ok?

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 10:12 | 170345 Bob
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For a supplemental reading of US History, I strongly recommend Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States

Much shorter and more entertaining, while preserving the spirit and basic substance of the book, is his video documentary The People Speak (http://howardzinn.org/default/) .  It's been running on The History Channel for the past week. 

Little there to please the flag wavers but, hey, that's the shit we're all fed all the way through school to make us the exceptional and patriotic people we are.  Very thought provoking stuff.  Lots of shit even most liberals don't know.  Reminds me of Jekyll Island in that respect. 

PS  Anon, even I was tempted to "junk" your post, if only for the poor judgment demonstrated in your slam against anyone and everyone in the trading community, but I passed on the grounds of free speech and diversity of views.  It strikes me, however, that the remarkable tolerance here for such comments strongly suggests that your basic thesis is incorrect, or at best only marginally correct,  wrt this community.  Why not show some respect for that and the people who are providing it?  I suspect you will be more persuasive that way (if persuasion is your goal.) 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:49 | 171107 Yossarian
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I recommend reading this book for a laugh at the completely biased socialist undertones.  I have it on my bookshelf- I think I will review it again when I get home just to remember why I hated it so much...

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 10:57 | 170362 chumbawamba
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So the logic of your comment is that since someone else is going to ass-rape the markets if GS wasn't there, may as well turn a blind eye and let GS continue to ass-rape the market.

It would be really nice to know how many of these comments are being posted from GS servers.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 16:52 | 170028 dark pools of soros
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the only real change we got was in '82 when zinc replaced real copper pennies..we are all still hitting the snooze button

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:09 | 169856 macfly
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Very good call, DH. I have voted Dem all my life, but am totally disillusioned with them in particular, and Washington in General at this point. I now see the two party system as a Punch and Judy show that is bought and paid for by Wall St using the Fed, which was set up to allow the old 'money masters' of the nineteenth century to maintain control of our economy in 1916. (Rothbard/Mullins/Griffin etc etc) Politics in this, our once great country, has become so rotten and foul as a result of the dollar drip feed lobby system that controls/determines success in the very expensive game of politics, that I think my change of voting allegence will not an isolated one. I believe that anyone who cares to look will see that we have simply swapped the corruption of the guns and oil mafia that was the Haleburton/Rockerfeller White House for a Wall Street/GS mafia. Honestly to me it appears both have exactly the same intent, to steal as much as they can from the American people for their respective sponsors. I will be voting for the Libetarians next time out, because they are the only ones who are speaking from a place of real concern for us the people, not their sponsors. I doubt they'd win, but my vote will be my protest. I do not believe in revolution, George Orwell described the results perfectly in Animal Farm, but I do hope for change, real change, and not just the change of which sponsors get to rape us.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 15:01 | 169976 Anonymous
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A+

the only solution for all americans right now is to take the leap of courage and vote exclusively for independent or alternate party candidates, EVEN IF THE DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN IS THEORETICALLY A BETTER CHOICE, until the two party chokehold has been broken, no matter how much they try to scare you with "a vote for nader is a vote for bush" or "a vote for perot is a vote for clinton"

sure, some of the greens, teas, libertarians, socialists, independents, etc, will no doubt be just as corrupt as the weasels we have in office today. but once the entrenched power duopoly is broken, it will be infinitely easier to vote those weasels out.

"we the people" will never take back any real control over our own government until democrats and republicans are BOTH minority parties.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 20:19 | 170334 Bob
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We've talked about this for many years, with no effect. 

But it looks to me like we've reached the point where talk no longer matters--the public will act if given appealing, well-marketed alternatives next time around.  I know "progressives" won't be voting for the Dem incumbent Barry O again.  Say what you like about the fatal compulsion for infighting among democrats (always snatching defeat from the jaws of victory), but the operative element here is that the genuinely liberal community doesn't forget, doesn't gratuitously forgive, and does not fuck around when its good faith has been so ruthlessly betrayed and they themselves so deeply shamed.  There will be a viable "progressive" third party candidate.

Palin's probably running, Republican or not.  Paul will make another go of it.  Bloomberg may finally step in.  I think we've reached the point where the two party system has finally set in motion its own demise.   

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 18:01 | 170326 Bob
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As a member of that "disaffected" base, I gotta say that huffpo is essentially a quasi-MSM of that community.  I don't often go there, but am glad to know that they are so on the case.  Health care is indeed the issue that breaks the bond of hope between "progressives" and Barry O, placing his Wall Street bondage into full, gory focus as the final measure of the man.

Largely liberal MSM outlet MSNBC has taken on this pivotal issue of healthcare reform in a major way, characterizing Barry as a silently impotent "leader" who urges the sale of the American public--particularly the middle class--into literal slavery with mandatory purchase of health insurance at rates set by private insurers "competing" against themselves (no public option) and failure to purchase said insurance constituting a crime.  Figures cited are $9,000 per year for a family of 5 with household income of $51k.  Even Howard Dean has gone on a media barnstorming tour against the Senate bill. 

Most interesting thing I've seen, however, was Keith Olbermann's on-air commentary on Wednesday which he concluded with the pledge that if the current bill is passed without public option but with a mandate, he will not purchase said insurance (he is not covered by a corporate group policy):

I call on all those whose conscience urges them to fight, to use the only weapon that will be left to us if this bill becomes law. We must not buy federally mandated insurance if this cheesy counterfeit of reform is all we can buy.

 

No single payer? No sale. No public option? No sale. No Medicare buy-in? No sale. I am one of the self-insured, albeit by choice. And I hereby pledge that I will not buy this perversion of health care reform. Pass this at your peril, Senators, and sign it at yours, Mr. President. I will not buy this insurance. Brand me a lawbreaker if you choose. Fine me if you will. Jail me if you must.   (video at http://www.mediaite.com/tv/olbermann-i-will-not-buy-this-perversion-of-health-care-reform/ )

Heavy shit for a prime-time MSM cable network anchor, no?

Yes, the "progressive left" has dramatically parted ways with Barry O and, given who he's revealed himself to be over the past year, the differences will remain irreconcilable.

In his current capacity as corporate puppet he dances on as the most gifted of performers, but for the remainder of his term he is little more than a Dead Man Walking wrt the base of voters most responsible for putting him into office.   

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 01:58 | 170702 theadr
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Keith is just talking shit.  He'll just continue to self insure and buy the cheapest damn policy his accountant can find to meet the requirement -- insured pays 1st $250k per year or such.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:24 | 170823 Bob
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Maybe.  I can certainly relate to your doubts.  But I think it's a remarkable event in itself.  When's the last time you heard a mass call to "civil disobedience" / unlawful collective rebellion from a man in such a position? 

I think it tells us something important about the mood of the country.  It ain't just the tea baggers who are fed up.  Should be interesting to follow this.   

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 18:32 | 170100 Anonymous
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Nice hat estaog. You look like a warm-hearted man. Also, everyone secretly reads Zero Hedge. We need to know if someone has picked up on our option trades.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 20:20 | 170613 chumbawamba
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You do realize that that's a picture of Max Hardcore and the name is "goatse" spelled backwards, right?  Of course, you're from GS, you know everything!  Silly me.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:04 | 169470 Anonymous
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Ohhh, such little babycakes

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:39 | 169440 Anonymous
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Rough quote, I could not find the exact quote.

"Why use 20 words when one 4 little word saves time and get the point across?"
- Frank Zappa

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:10 | 169476 Jesse
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Aw Jeez, its the internet....

Comments have no credibility.

Get real.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:20 | 169486 dnarby
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Wow.

You haven't seen anything yet, trust me.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 01:12 | 169664 chumbawamba
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Oh please.  What a bunch of whiny douchebags.  Did  I offend your refined sensibilities?  Good.  Fuck you.  Like I'm expressing anything that hasn't already been expressed a million times here.  And like these assholes deserve any better.  This is Goldman Sachs we're talking about, not an orphanage.

America is doomed precisely because Americans seemingly have a proclivity to enjoy getting fucked in the ass by monied elites.  And then defending them over it.  What a sad, sad commentary.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 02:27 | 169720 Anonymous
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Nailed it.

I'm still waiting to read comments describing the factual errors of the post in question. All I'm reading is some people not liking it's presentation.

Perhaps because that's the only way folks can disagree with it?

When you have no options left, allways demonized the messager to TRY to discredit their message .....

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 03:47 | 169762 WaterWings
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Not that I've always avoided using profanities, even in this f****** format, but less is always better, considering the wide audience, but your perspective should be multiplied, exponentially!

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 04:40 | 169784 Unscarred
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"...Americans seemingly have a proclivity to enjoy getting fucked in the ass by monied elites."

The Rolling Stones wrote a song about it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Star

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 07:54 | 169809 mojine
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+++ Chumba - Anyone who is not angry is not paying attention!

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 10:01 | 169832 heatbarrier
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I don't even know what you're talking about, Nicky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:18 | 169861 Anonymous
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Bingo.

But if Americans as a group are too prissy and weak to object to getting assfucked by elites, I say good. I am in on that action.

Sheep get sheared.

I am not Chumbawamba.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:54 | 169942 Winston Smith 2009
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They aren't too prissy or weak.   Until now, it has been their ignorance and apathy since the bread and circuses trickling down from the (mostly) legalized theft has been enough to buy them their new SUV, HDTV, etc.   As economic conditions continue to worsen, that will change.

I've long believed that the only factor on the economic side that distiguishes the US from a banana republic is that the extreme wealth of the US allows rampant theft (wealth obtained without producing anything of remotely equal value) with few noticable consequences for the plebes.  That will probably end soon.  Then the pitchforks will come out and many in the financial sector and other crony "capitalists" will have to retreat to their private islands.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 15:03 | 169977 Hammer59
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+1000

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 18:49 | 170113 Anonymous
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Post of the year.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 10:31 | 170354 Bob
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"GS . . . not an orphanage."  That's some really fucking funny shit, man! 

Gotta say that, as profane and often cryptic as your shit is, you are concise.  Agreed that the language of real people is powerful shit and fuck is right at the top of that list. 

Some of us would say that we gotta frantically clean up the place because company's coming, but I agree with you here.  GS knows exactly who the fuck we are . . . and if they don't like our house the way it is, they can fuck off.  It's the least of their worries--or ours. 

I am not fucking Chumbawamba. 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:52 | 170841 TumblingDice
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And after some scrolling I encounter this post. I have to disagree with your assertion that America is doomed, although the likelyhood of it increases with every wealth bearing pixel digitized into existance at the whim of Dr Baldbeard. Other than that you are correct, attacks on your attitude of anger are unnecessary. If people think that your contribution of emotion is not the way to go, let them balance it out with reason and a way to beat down these motherfuckers. Otherwise quit your whining folks.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 18:43 | 170109 Anonymous
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That's the problem with ZH and why it's been discredited to many people. You need to sift through 100 unintelligent, poorly thought out populist spouts of anger (or psychos talking about murdering bankers) to find one insightful comment.

It's a shame. This site was refreshing when it started, but has attracted an audience who seem to use it to justify their bitterness.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:28 | 169493 albion402
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I think I understand your point of view.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 07:42 | 169808 Anonymous
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Its sad. I work in the industry. Some number of years ago, I worked directly on these types of issues with a now failed large investment bank. Many on ZH seem to not understand the business dynamic:

1. Most exposures arise out of customer activity.
2. Customer market-making activities (esp in the context of 08/09 environment) are EXTREMELY lucractive.
3. By fading "liquidity need" GS can both offer a service to clients (liquifying illiquid positions) and take on positions at a very attractive price.

Think for a second about what happened in late 2008 and predominantly continues to happen today. Everyone (pensions, endowements, hedge funds, institutional pools, ultra-wealthy) all decided they were very scared, over-exposed and wanted liquidity. Prices on the least-liquid assets fell 50-90%. Since then, prices on risky, illiquid assets are up 50-1000% as everyone has come rushing back.

GS benefits in 2 ways from this dynamic: First, they were likely in the best position to take on some exposure when everyone else was liquidating. Second, the drastic "fear" phenomenon likely widened spreads (say from 1/2 pt to 2-5pts).

We all need liquidity and the fair price for that (whether provided by GS of HFT) is determined by the market. If you dont think these prices are fair -- there is a VERY SIMPLE way to avoid -- trade less. But I dont see where "complaining" about the profits of liquidity providers while most are over-trading... I dont see where that gets us anywhere.

Overall the answers from DV, LVP were simple, direct, and honest. Most money-making is not exciting, its boring. Imagine being in a Goldman HY-bond trading seat over the past year... all you had to do is match buyers and sellers and you should be up $100M+ or unlimited. Its just about turnover between paniced sellers and opportunistic buyers.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:15 | 169914 BRAVO 7
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WHAT DOES 2 BIT SISSY-POOH TRAILER TRASH LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY THING, CHUMP BAWANA ?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:22 | 169924 chumbawamba
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Ask your mother.  Her trailer is nextdoor to mine in the park and she comes over every night to clean up the place for a bottle of Hennesey and a Dirty Sanchez.  She said she would do it for the DS alone, and that she considers the Hennesey a bonus.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 14:58 | 169972 BRAVO 7
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YOU AM A FUGITIVE FROM A DOUCHE BAG, YOU,  ARE A WASTE OF MY TIME.


 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 18:03 | 170013 WaterWings
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BITCHES, GOLD!

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 17:50 | 170070 Hephasteus
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You am? Were you meaning to say I am? Cause I can agree with you there.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 20:58 | 170182 BRAVO 7
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 AT EASE DISEASE, NO BODY'S TALKING TO YOU FAGGOT FRUIT FLY.

 WHAT'S A MATTER DID I INSULT YOUR LITTLE BUTT BOY, CHUMPA BAWANA???

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 21:31 | 170197 MsCreant
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You sir are being as rude and offensive as you are complaining that others are being. Be consistent. Either complain and be a gentlemen or cuss like a sailor and don't complain when others do it.

Why do you type in all caps and bold? Did you know it is like yelling?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 22:42 | 170224 BRAVO 7
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THIS IS A MAN THING, NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.

I USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE I WANT TO. WHY DON'T YOU GO LAY DOWN UNDER THE PORCH AND LEAVE THE BIG DOGS ALONE.


Sun, 12/20/2009 - 01:24 | 170266 Unscarred
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LOOK KIDS, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE CIRCUS CLOWN LOSER!!!

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/sb10067751g-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2...

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 10:41 | 170357 Bob
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Big Dogs.  That's some funny shit, MR. BRAVO 7.  Gotta luv the web.  A broadband connection, cap key and bold text can make anybody the baddest ass in town.  JHC.  Too bad neither of you have the option to "take it outside" like men in the real world do.  That being the case, perhaps it would behoove you to reduce your posturing to some well-reasoned arguments. 

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 03:42 | 170292 Hephasteus
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Disease is never at ease. I'm going to give you trouble. Make life hard on you.

You can call me aids.

MsCreant is a big dog. You just can't see right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWuWaPZ4lM&feature=related

This is totally working. You're totally putting everybody in thier place and totally make them feel small and insignificant so you can totally push them around.

See you in the parade Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJlD6ff_jzE&feature=related

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 19:57 | 170145 Haywood Jablowme
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....AND WITH ALL THE $$$ THEY'VE BEEN STEALING, LET'S HOPE THEY HAVE THE BRAINS TO GET GOOD PLASTIC SURGEONS BECAUSE THE GUILLOTINE IS GONNA BE A BITCH.

 

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 21:29 | 170196 MsCreant
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I did not know plastic surgeons could reattach heads these days. Well how about that. Does decapitation leave a scar?

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 11:46 | 170837 TumblingDice
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You've obviously never played poker...

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:04 | 169257 quant-this
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I second what Casino Capitalism said. If Moore Capital calls the EMT desk and says "listen we need 2000 Brazil C Bonds by the end of the day, the trader at GS will tell Moore his strategy and then trade on behalf of his client, they will also trade around this position all day long and in other markets, they might even drum up more business. It would appear that they are trading on behalf of a client when in actuality they are trading along side with their clients. Then they use the excuse that a 2000 C Bond buy will skew the EMBI+ and trade other instruments around that, getting long other components of the index all in the name of providing client liquidity. The way I look at it, it just means that Goldman doesnt know which way the market will go only 10% of the time.

 

Any other desk traders agree? 

 

The thing I have to give them is that they are great risk managers because they do know what is going on in the whole shop. It's a good way to run a business and if other banks ran that way maybe it wouldn't be so one sided in their favor.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:05 | 169398 Mark Beck
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I guess I would ask, during the crisis was Goldman any less risk exposed than Lehman? Perhaps more so through AIG. If Goldman was not bailed out would they still be in business? 

How great are their risk managers? It would be interesting to see how Goldman has organized its balance sheet (mark to market) after becoming a Bank Holding Company, to understand its true strategies for loss (move to the FED), and real impact due to leverage. We could then be in a better position to judge Goldman's real performance and risk insight.

Mark Beck

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:17 | 169410 deadhead
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It is likely impossible to assess true valuations of many asset classes due to the current FASB 157 paradigm.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:30 | 169495 albion402
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Pfft! Mark to market...show me the audit results or really doing that!

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 17:02 | 170038 dark pools of soros
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but that is thepoint - all their great little victories and reputation was going to crumble so they shoved a grenade up paulsons ass in front of congress 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:16 | 169581 David449420
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Really.

If it smells like shit.

If it looks like shit.

If it tastes (Ug!) like shit.

Then it is.

 

 

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:20 | 169869 BRAVO 7
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OH, JUST GREAT, NOW WE HAVE SCATOLOGY AND MANURE PHD'S AND THEIR EXPERT OPINIONS. INCLUDING HOW THINGS TASTE? HOW DOES THIS MORON KNOW??

DO PRISON INMATES NOW HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET?????? I PRESUME THAT IS HIS INMATE SERIAL # AFTER HIS NAME.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 16:23 | 170015 WaterWings
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The only natural reply:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 17:05 | 170042 dark pools of soros
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of course they do,  Fuld runs ZH

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:05 | 171254 Kayman
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Poor Fuld- he didn't have Hank in his pocket.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 17:04 | 170041 dark pools of soros
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if you do that much shit with shit it is called scat

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:03 | 169259 Anonymous
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i dream of a gauntlet on Broad Street, with EVERY employee of Goldman Sachs running, tarred and feathered, between two long lines of enraged citizens wielding HUGE paddles, sticks and bats.....

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 19:40 | 169367 Anonymous
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you forgot the boiling oil...

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:45 | 169446 Anonymous
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Why are you being so nice as to leave out the cattle prods?

After all the bail out money they laundered though AIG, and claimed as their income to pay off their dept, we at least need cattle prods. And lots of them in the line up. Leave the paddles, sticks and bats at home.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:28 | 169538 Crisismode
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Excellent beginning, but not enough. First line uses Glocks and 12-guage shotguns.

 

Next line utilizes whips, specifically Cat o'Nine Tails.

 

Third cohort utlizes Cuisinarts. To, of course, puree what is left over.

 

The last line are the doggys. They get to eat the exquisite remains.

 

Enough said.

 

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:43 | 169557 Dr. Richard Head
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I am not one to advocate violentce, so I won't.  However, should perhaps profit from it though?  Right?  American dream baby.  Roll the dice at the casino gulag. 

I do have a serious question though.  What market do pitchfork futures trade on?  Is there such a beast?  If so, I am in because my bet is that those who have been taking it on the chin (about 9-15 million angry Americans that actually know about it) will be taking action.  I won't be a part of it as I am a man of peace, but I bet you I could cash in on the coming rage.

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:08 | 169264 deadhead
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We don’t believe that we have any form of guarantee, implicit or otherwise, from anyone...

For the life of me I do not understand how Goldman can take a position that the TLGP funds, which are guaranteed by American citizens, are not "any form of guarantee".

This is one of many reasons why Goldman Sachs is the most hated company in the USA.  No matter how obvious and plain something is, Goldman simply goes its own path.

This does not even come close to passing the giggle test.

Goldman Sachs has deservedly earned the scorn and hatred of the American citizenry and that trend is growing.  Either the American citizenry will win or Goldman Sachs will; at this juncture in time, there does not seem to be a middle ground. 

I've placed my bet with the citizens of this country and will re-double efforts to bring the truth of Goldman's nefarious behavior to all those that I can influence. 

 

 

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:50 | 169312 tip e. canoe
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"Dear Mr. Durden:"

that a 100 year old financial institution is reduced to responding to a doppleganger from a work of fiction should clue the smart bettor in that the facade is beginning to crumble.

truth is a strange hammer boys

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 18:23 | 170095 Wondering
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I agree tip e. canoe. That is the most interesting aspect of this episode.

Goldman exists in a business based on trust

Trust is gained once and lost once

Dead man walking

There is a lot of evidence that the oligarchs are beginning to shed their weakest members. Some day the wagon will come for Robbiespierre as well

(although it may take awhile)

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:50 | 169510 ZeroPower
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deadhead id love to be at one of your family dinners one day (or youre welcome to mine), so that i could pick your brain about finance stuff.

cheers from Canada.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:16 | 169528 deadhead
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thanks.

there are some parts that I understand well and there are many others on ZH who understand them much better than I.  Working together, the truth comes out for all to see.

One of my favorite historical quotes: "almost all politics is about who gets the money".

follow that maxim and you will find the answers.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 22:56 | 169568 Unscarred
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I like your quote, but would alter it slightly.  "Politics is ALL about who gets the money."

One of my favorites:  "Laws aren't written to protect all citizens.  Laws are written to enrich a select few."

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 04:09 | 169775 WaterWings
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which are guaranteed by American citizens

See, this part is bullshit. Fiat currencies are supported by the masses until they realize they are slaves - and then it fails. In other words, it's never guaranteed.

at this juncture in time, there does not seem to be a middle ground

Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!

to all those that I can influence

Like your favorite corrupt congresscritter?

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 04:44 | 169786 Unscarred
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What's with the unnecessary venom?  Is your wife holding out on you?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:32 | 169866 Anonymous
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You don't have to defend your new boyfriend. Most of my posts are not heavily insightful into the financial system because it ain't my background. But when I see attempts to prop up a failing system I have to bring it up, especially if there is an appropriate movie quote to add flavor.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:58 | 169874 WaterWings
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As for 'unnecessary venom' I ask you when, outside of open-bid contracts, is it ever acceptable for any business to utilize 'sheeple-guaranteed' government funding?  The FDIC is quite possibly the pinnacle of irony in our corrupted system - it's an open secret they are insolvent.

When letters, emails, and phone calls to 'elected' representatives stop, and personal visits begun, they will see the purest form of democracy.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:10 | 169877 Unscarred
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I was referring to your discourse directed towards deadhead.

Click HERE ==> http://www.pitbulltrading.blogspot.com to release pent-up frustration.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:48 | 169898 WaterWings
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Two lines, two troll moves.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 13:20 | 169922 Anonymous
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Stop promoting your bullshit website.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 19:46 | 170139 Unscarred
Sat, 12/19/2009 - 07:20 | 169805 Anonymous
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Deadhead -- It is important to quantify things. He didnt say "we have no guarantee". He said, paraphasing..."in light of our $900B in overall funding we find the focus on some tiny area silly".

Are you aware of some $100B guarantees?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 11:26 | 169864 deadhead
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Viniar's quote in b'berg the other day (i don't have the link anymore but it was linked and repeated on ZH a few times) clearly came out that Viniar was of the position that Goldman had no implicit or explicit gov't guarantee and that Goldman was on "its own two feet".

Quantification is irrelevant to this matter.

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:09 | 169267 baserunr
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"Our VaR is primarily driven by client-related activity rather than proprietary activity..."

How is it that GS doesn't have significant VAR?  They risk only their clients assets when trading, but none of their own?  So this means that  theior clients, for whom they are trading, are making out even better than GS?

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:05 | 169576 Cursive
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When your client is the Treasury, you can risk taxpayer money with only the risk that Joe Public realizes that you've cherry-picked the winners and stuck them with the losers and starts talking like Chumbawumba.  The boiled rope and gallows are a short wait after that point of recognition... 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:23 | 169881 Anonymous
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I think this type of comment is indicative of the lack of industry knowledge across (most of) zero hedge.

When you are making markets you ARE taking on risk--If your client wants to buy you have to take the other side of that transaction until you can find an offsetting position (someone to sell to you or a derivative. There was nothing sinister or conspiratorial in his statement (although "primarily is admittedly vague)

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:09 | 169268 romario
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Goldman has the best risk control in the business...

And also the most favored connections in Washington, one must say

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:19 | 169413 Anonymous
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But you repeat yourself.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 00:33 | 169642 Anonymous
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well that's the most important part of risk control, isn't it?

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 14:08 | 169947 Winston Smith 2009
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Precisely.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:10 | 169269 chumbawamba
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TELL US THE TRUTH YOU FOUL DEEP-SEA SMELLING OBJECTS OF SCORN AND DERISION.

STOP LYING AND TELL THE TRUTH.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 21:01 | 169463 Anonymous
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i heart you chumby.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 03:49 | 169763 WaterWings
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Oh snap! This is good.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:12 | 169272 Anonymous
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The Vampire Squid continues to lie and obfuscate the truth to rob the people. Blankfien and the rest of his clowns are not smarter than anyone only more criminal. Of course thay are doing "GOD'S WORK" I forgot????

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:50 | 169453 Anonymous
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That is only if you define God's work like Abraham putting his son under the knife. Except in GS case they followed through with the son being the USA middle class. And the ram in the bush which should have been offered in stead, was Rahm in the Obama admin.

I guess it depends on how you define god. Goldman is cunning, sneaky, reliant on conspiratorial coalitions, subverts truth, acts with impunity, trades for trading sake irrespective of fundamentals, is vain, covetous, willful, without core ethics or morality. God is money to them. And by their fruit you shall know them.

It is very bitter, poisonous really...spit it out.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 23:48 | 169606 delacroix
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I read a report, that Tzipi Livni, was the recipient of the downloaded, goldman proprietary trading program. she forwarded it to the U.S. authorities, with the claim, that zionists, had it designed to steal money from the market.  israel, you gotta love em                  she got pushed out of the picture, pretty fast.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 00:28 | 169635 JohnKing
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Hey Tzipi, if your reading here, send me a copy too.

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 12:51 | 169902 AnonymousMonetarist
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Did not see this comment at first so will repost what was put on the second page of this commentary....

If anyone reading this would like to flesh it out anonymously here's your chance...

 

 

So here's a grenade ... take it for what it's worth.

A few moons ago was working with a fellow that had an interest in my asset class.

Socially awkward, 8th grade confirmation ties with mismatched suit jackets, perennially nervous, hoping that the billionaires in baseball caps would bless his opening a hedge fund that would help fund a charitable endeavor.

Cut his teeth trading for hedgies on behalf of spooks.

Once over high tea very quietly suggested Goldie had what was called a 'doomsday box' that had NSA software codes allowing off-shore trading to front run the markets.

This was long before the initiation of this blog. When ZH started this fellows' story came back to me because ...

the term he used for this front running was ... Zero Hedging.

Anyone care to anonymously flesh this out?

 

 

Sat, 12/19/2009 - 03:55 | 169766 WaterWings
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Damn! Is that what happened? Okay, but wait, I cannot support the use of white phosphorus in urban areas, and burning of UN food warehouses amidst 5th-world civilian populations, ever. So, in my mind, warmongers should always get the boot, and never the Nobel Prize.

Sun, 12/20/2009 - 03:31 | 170290 Anonymous
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God's work = selling short what you offer your most-prized clients.

December 15, 2007
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/banking_...

Goldman Sachs has bucked the trend on Wall Street...

$ 4 billion / $ 11 billion = 36% of profits from mortgage derivative investment trading.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:13 | 169279 Anonymous
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The Vampire Squid continues to lie and obfuscate the truth to rob the people. Blankfien and the rest of his clowns are not smarter than anyone only more criminal. Of course thay are doing "GOD'S WORK" I forgot????

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:24 | 169288 A Man without Q...
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For question 7, the rumor was that they took the share of the profit from the sub-prime short attributable to the bonus pool and the partners agreed to punt it on the DAX and they lost the lot.  

As I understand it, they tend to use the prop desk to leverage up the bonus pool and as it is sort of their money, rather than the shareholders, I don't think the VaR metrics apply.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:24 | 169290 Deep
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These guys are crooks just like the rest of Wall St. They are just connected crooks with Washington. These guys have really ruined the market, why would anyone put capital in the market after seeing how rigged this game is. Better of buying CD's for the average guy like me who doesn't have millions to gamble with. At least i work hard and know my money is safe. I am a young guy, 30, and let me tell you, all my friends who don't follow the markets like me, they say it's just a "rich man's casino, only difference is they are not villified because it's the market.

 

The market is rigged , how does a little guy like me have a chance.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 20:54 | 169458 Jus7tme
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>>Better of buying CD's for the average guy like me who doesn't have millions to gamble with.

Well, if you buy CDs then the bank will lend your money out to someone else who will use it to gamble in the markets, and take the profits and use them inflate other stuff to make your savings and work worth less than it otherwise would be.

If they don't have any profits, they will stick you (the taxpayer) with the losses 

Heads, they win. Tails, you loose.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:28 | 169295 I need more asshats
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Can you start a new game thread here at ZH. Name that Squid-criminal.

I'll start.

http://i47.tinypic.com/281sg6.jpg

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:35 | 169300 Anonymous
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That's my old school chum "Tad McSpooge" (Harvard '04 MDB /Master of Douchebaggery)

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 18:49 | 169314 Ripped Chunk
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Cheated on every exam

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 19:33 | 169360 Anonymous
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When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
Cheated every test
And snorted all the yay!

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