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The Goldman Sack Blows The Whistle On The JP Morgue Silver Manipulation Scheme

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The Xtranormal bubble is now bigger even than Netflix. And all who have been waiting to understand the JP Morgue silver manipulation scheme explained by cartoon bears, here it is. Also, The Ben Bernank makes a cameo appearance. We recommend having some blood in your alcoholstream before watching this.

 

 

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Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:37 | 778293 Seymour Butt
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Also, JPM can be too big to save.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:56 | 778308 jomama
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i tend to agree that they are backstopped 100%, and that they will not fail, under any circumstances.  

the events of 08' should be a pointed reminder of this fact.  

however, millions of little guys buying up silver would make life hell for the Fed and JPM and even possibly precipitate the real reform we're (most) all waiting for.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 19:26 | 778635 Hulk
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FYI Robo, no such thing as "too big to fail"...

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 20:30 | 778723 kaiserhoff
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Well said.  It's one thing to bail them when all the big banks are getting bailed.  Quite another to back them up when their RICO attempt to corner the silver market fails.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 19:29 | 778639 GoingLoonie
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You understated that a little, jpmorgu is one of the owners of the FED.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 22:10 | 778846 Crisismode
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What trend do you see here, oh Hallowed one?

 

You make about as much sense as a pubescent 13-year-old in heat.

 

As in no sense at all, but what you feel with your balls.

 

Wake up and smell the roses Robo, you are about to be proved very, very wrong.

 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 23:58 | 778973 nmewn
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"I am so confident that they will not fail, I am willing to go long JPM if it can close 2 consecutive days over the 200-day, with a stop just under the line."

A vote of confidence ;-)

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 03:51 | 779194 scaleindependent
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So noble of you to support plutocracy... as in puto-cracy. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puto

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 14:50 | 778227 Client 9
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Nothing but an advertorial for that stupid website peddling gold & silver.  You zombies are such suckers.  This is just another bubble, similar to subprime mortgage debt.  Fortunately the victims are only going to be you suckers who think you can outsmart each other. 

Gold will shortly be trading <$1000/oz and Silver will similarly crash.  Watch it happen zombies.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:01 | 778248 Bastiat
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If you believe that you should get every FRN you can beg, borrow or steal and short the GCH and/or SIH.  You'll be rich, do the math. 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:14 | 778265 High Plains Drifter
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Bob Prechter, is that you? 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:25 | 778275 tickhound
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Gold will shortly be trading <$1000/oz and Silver will similarly crash.  Watch it happen zombies

Your pompous prognositication should include a timeline for "shortly"

And assuming a 50% drop in pm pricing, and commodities in general... How deep will the crash be in the market?  The price of bread?  Housing, interest rates??  Jobs?  Debt burdens both private and public??... In this event, other than cash, I'll take the pm price relative the turmoil you suggest. 

the victims are only going to be you suckers

If this print binge commodities led market rally truly tanks... You better hope all you "own" is cash.

We will watch "shortly" for your prediction to wipe out all the "zombies" NOT "wise" enough to have shoved the bulk of their investment capital under a pillow.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:36 | 778290 jomama
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you've convinced me, i am going to trade all my PMs for hyper-leveraged 'securities' come Monday! 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:48 | 778318 penisouraus erecti
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dammit. Always late to the party, what will I do with all my PM's 'shortly' when it all crashes.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 17:32 | 778482 SheepDog-One
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Man, from reading this guys post Im going to sell all my silver I bought at $6 Monday morning, and pile into The Bernank's hyper monetization orgy! Sounds like the best idea Ive ever heard!

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 22:14 | 778849 Crisismode
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How an amazing amout of shit can be compressed into such a short package as to render the author the award of showing themselves to be the fool in such a short period of time.

 

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 00:08 | 778979 tickhound
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Regarding your summary... Seldom has such "an amazing amount of shit" been so effectively addressed "in such a short period of time."

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 14:57 | 778243 kaiserhoff
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extremely well connected, and will have access to various exotic hedges (available to no one else) which will adequately protect them against a short squeeze, should it occur.

From AIG, no doubt.  One more reason to shut them down, forever.  You're probably right RT, but there is a problem of scale here.  Lots more eyeballs are focused on the Fed these days.  What can they get away with?  Time will tell.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:13 | 778262 High Plains Drifter
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/dec/2/wave-goodbye-to-internet-...

so long free internet.

FCC Chairman, Julius Genachowski says we are here to help you. My, my , that is comforting.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 20:18 | 778704 Uncle Remus
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so long free internet.

Hey, isn't free Internet one of those inalienable, self-evident, God-given amendment thingies?

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:41 | 778299 penisouraus erecti
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Great video, but isn't the game rigged to the point that JP Morgue will find a way to wiggle it's way out of this?

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:43 | 778304 MGA_1
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Hmm... well, be surprised to see a takedown of the financial markets, but could certainly see some good price again :)

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:47 | 778312 jackpile
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Love the message, I'm so tired of the bears and the robo-voices.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 15:54 | 778323 jomama
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nothing does a better job of getting Americans' attention than dissing, cussing, and sounds of flatulence.  

 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 20:21 | 778692 Uncle Remus
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Choreographed female homo sapien mammalian protuberances has a pretty good track record.

 

Just sayin'.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 16:02 | 778345 greenewave
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To find out more about the Imminent Collapse of the Global Economy, watch this video "Wall Street Thieves, Bailouts Galore, Broken America" at (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93dzfs8WIc).

by Anonymous

The United States economy is rotten at the core and has been stolen from the American people by the Wall Street Thieves that drove the Titanic into the iceberg in the first place!!

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 17:29 | 778478 SheepDog-One
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The JP Morg is trying to run with its pants around their ankles! New PM website just sold out in just a few hours....run faster The JP Morg!

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 18:16 | 778547 Singularity
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Is this the new "sky is falling" headline we are going to see for the next few months now that the Fed published its liquidity data and that was a big dud?  The video is hilarious because of the talking cartoons and the flawed understanding of silver markets.

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 18:58 | 778600 mberry8870
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Or the other way for the historical ratio to occur is for the price of gold to go down. 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 18:58 | 778602 mberry8870
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Or the other way for the historical ratio to occur is for the price of gold to go down. 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 18:58 | 778603 mberry8870
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Or the other way for the historical ratio to occur is for the price of gold to go down. 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 18:58 | 778604 mberry8870
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Or the other way for the historical ratio to occur is for the price of gold to go down. 

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 19:22 | 778631 GoingLoonie
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Without exception, in my 60 years on this earth: "The man that wears his faith on his chest, usually has no faith and no chest."

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 20:41 | 778734 Godisanhftbot
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Yep, let's replace one bit of insanity with another, one bubble, with another, one crime with another.

Let's all hoard gold and silver and pretend it solves our problems.

 

Avoids actually doing something that matters.

 

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 00:15 | 778986 blindman
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never lose heart,  liberation may be possible by pitting one

insanity against another.  ?  i think it has been done before.

remember, not much matters.

peace

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 10:05 | 779365 belogical
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and your solution is?

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 21:15 | 778767 Arkadaba
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Edit: wrong place

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 21:39 | 778799 undereducated
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need opinion on these, please.

http://bullion.nwtmint.com/silver_panam.php

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 23:18 | 778928 skyr191
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APMEX - Thank you for your order.

 

My contribution to putting JP Morgan under.

 

Cheers

Sat, 12/04/2010 - 23:27 | 778935 SCOTT
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buy pm screw paper,nuf said

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 02:01 | 779113 Occams Aftershave
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I carry pure silver quarters and from time to time offer to pay for an item or service at silver's melt value, about $4.60 per coin. No takers so far.   When someone says yes, that will be a tipping point.

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 02:38 | 779137 gaoptimize
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Is anyone else concerned that the JPM move on copper is to provide cover for the Feds to confiscate "industrial metals" (from the evil speculators) and potentially nationalize the mines?

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 08:27 | 779310 ninja-ish
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hey Tyler,

where can i get proof that the Fed is private?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 00:44 | 781221 blindman
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Is the Fed Private or Public? It's a decentralized central bank, inside the government and independent from it.

Sun, 12/05/2010 - 09:59 | 779362 belogical
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I got my bars a while back, but have bought a few coins just to bust balls. Highly recommend it. get 50 million people buying say 10 coins or a few ounces and you won't want to sell them for profit, they'll become collector items or personal treasury of how you screwed JPM 

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