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they're begging benny for more QE heroin
They know they want more, but how little is there to have?
Goldman: they have the credibility of obama...
lips moving but dont hear what they sayin
But the market drop hasn't been all that much. It probably needs to get below 11,000 before The Bernank even warms up the helicopters.
No way they launch it right away. They will wait, just like they did between QE 1 and QE 2.
I, however, expect QE3 to exceed $600 billion.
We will see generational high inflation rates within the next few years.
Goog, cmg, Nflx, lnkd all momo tech will keep soaring from Benny bucks!
Sucks To work a real job for money. If you can find one.
but, but . . . . becky quick told us those greens shoots would be fully developed by now
The only green shoots are in The Oracle of Omaha's pants when Becky interviews him.
There is ne'er a king christen could be better bit than I have been since the first cock.
[Enter a Carrier with a lantern in his hand]
[Enter another Carrier]
First Carrier. Like a tench! by the mass, there is ne'er a king christen could be better bit than I have been since the first cock.
ROFL.... slewie, ye have, prithy, out-done ye-self
Only green shoots are the over grown grass on vacant homes rotting on the market.
green*. damn first post i flubbed it.
Triple top...wait for it...
it's a man baby
lol..lthe colonel...with his wee beady eyes...
why... won't ... this wig... come off :)
"The “bugbear” is that we are still unsure about the precise reasons for the slowdown in 2011 to date, which is sharply at odds with our expectation at the end of last year that growth would accelerate in 2011"................
they are "lying" about "lying"......
Im going to pull a number straight from my ass. 1.2 % GDP.
There, I did it and you didnt have to read a thousand words of deceptive psuedo-science and charts.
My analysis (no pun intended) is better than Goldmans braniacs who just had to be be paid record bonuses or we would sadly lose their talents, and heres why.
1) Its honest. I admit that its just a wild assed guess.
2) Its more accurate than Goldmans original forecast, in fact any number from 0 to 4 has about the same odds of being as good as GS finest.
Now wheres my 5 million in taxpayer subsidised salary and bonuses?
In some dark smelly place...
perfect. with y'all the way. btw, wheres my 5 mil.
well said Fazzie. been making a similar argument for years.
Still fucking unsure?
You have all of the fucking information needed, all of the finest systems at your disposal, you work a firm populated by the smartest guys in the world (own words, by the way, smartest guys in the world) you produce financial results so consistently grand that you'd best be the smartest fucks in the whole fucking world or knee up to your asses deep in material confidential non-fucking-public information and....
... you're still fucking unsure?
Does this not then place all financial analysis produced and disseminated by you into the real of suspect. If not able to produce a reasonably intelligent forecast, let alone a cogent analysis of past, historical events, should the reader conclude that the forecast is indeed reflective an otherwise hidden agenda, which might be promoting your own singular interests?
Oh never mind, because with no doubt, your answer would be that you're fucking unsure.
well, you wouldn't want him to be wrong wouldya?
I'm so sick of this BS.
Who thinks that a stress test indicating that several banks require more capital means anything in a world of FIAT.
'Capital' is pieces of paper allocated by misguided (at best) individuals. The banking system means shit.
I'm so sick and tired of this game. There are no rules in this game, just the rules that the fucking powerbrokers make up as they go along...and the markets still try to second guess, and factor, and speculate... but it's all BS...
There is no wonder. The space program is dead. Every fucking inch of this planet has been explored, and some of it might yeild commodities given investment. It's allready been bought and sold by the big coorporations, the human mind is sick and bored, and the exploratory spirit of mankind has been subverted.
I hear ya! Remember these 4 wordz: All things MUST pass.
...blah blah blah earthquake in Japan....blah blah unusual weather patterns...blah blah those fat, lazy 'Merikans who refuse to shop on credit as they were programmed
They won't have to push the Fed all that hard to get more juice. It's the only thing left supporting the whole financial construct, not just the stock market (which only reflects the anticipation of further monetary expansion).
Last summer they were all rose-colored glasses about the economy. This summer they'll try to muscle the Fed by being gloomy. And when the U Mich reaches the low teens Ben will show up dressed as Mr Moneybags
Please don't tell me I'm going to have to exchange "less than expected" for "bugbear".
It doesn't have the same "synergy" ;-)
All that nauseatingly boring high toned economic pseudo-scientific jargon they love to use when crafting their 100 percent wrong forecasts, is replaced with "bugbear" when proven to be horseshit.
"Gee we dont know exactly why we were so off, bugbear ya know."
The real bugbear is these shit for brains asswipes pulling in the millions for these useless forecasts and fully expecting the next forecast to be believed as presumably "bugbear" free.
Don't worry, next week there will be a plethora of:
- Upgrades of chip stocks on "train is leaving the station" calls
- Forecasts of "V-shaped 2nd half recovery in tech spending"
- More "Extend and Pretend" for banks
- So many companies sandbagged their guidance, everyone will be "beating by a penny"
- Obama is definitely going to announce a huge stimulus or jobs bill
All this worry, yet the S & P 500 is less than a chip shot off its 3-year highs
"All this worry, yet the S & P 500 is less than a chip shot off its 3-year highs"
Looks like another double top to me.
On a longer term chart it's a clear head and shoulders.
its too late for a summer jobs bill. Were still waiting for those shovel ready jobs from the first and second stimulus packages. lol
There's plenty of shovel ready jobs. Look at all the shit laying around DC that needs shoveling.
Thats more of a backhoe job and they would hire illegals anyway.
The wall St peeps will profit as the economy imploded. All the cash you can stuff away, and run to the hamptons.
It's all on Ben. If "Austerity" becomes fashionable, there's nothing supporting the market. Only around 10% of volume is ever held overnight. 75% is "program trading" (read HFT bots trading with each other to give the appearance of "action") and the rest is day traders.
Huge stimulus will happen next week, LOL.
Triple bogey in the works for Robo coming up. FORE!
Didn't GS cut the 2nd half to 2-2.3%? Even if the Q-3 numbers are so, they still undermine Chair Satans 3-3.5 % for the 2nd half... I love the White House /Wall Street divergence ... Now we can see which side of the yield curve to play...
Yee of little faith.we will have 4.2% growth. I read it in Owebama's 10 year budget projections. Our president would never lie to us! He's the king! If we just leave him and the bernak alone, their $16 trillion in deficit spending ... I mean investment, over the next 10 years will bring dividends. I mean look at Libya. Our investment there is sure to bring many dividends to shareholders of companies like lockheed martin, XE, Boeing and our other 'made in America' companies. Not to mention all the goodwill we're building over there. Our high precision smart weapons don't explode if they detect civilians nearby. In fact our latest generation weapons can read thoughts and the DNA of children and instantly determine if theynwill become terrorists. You know what they say, a fatherless child just becomes a terrorist when they grow up so best to get em while they're young.
Unemployment remaining at 8.75 at end of 2012? I would like to think that if thats true, then hopefully it would be enough to get voters to send Obozo packing. However by then Obozo will have waved his magic wand and all the Illegals now in this country will be allowed to vote. Not that they don't already vote.
Do you really the current unemployment is only 9.2%? They can juggle the numbers to say what they want, so yeah it's possible.
Unemployment will be 6% and CPI will be 2.0% exactly.
The new methodology will be
1. Unemployment = number of people who have resigned from full employment / (number of employed + voluntary resignations)
2. CPI : basket of goods will be adjusted to reflect changing consumer habits. When oil reaches $200 a barrel and milk is $12 a gallon they will be excluded, because people will be walking to work and drinking water so no inflation there. Once water hits $12 a gallon, we will adjust the basket to reflect the lower water consumption since if you not consuming the same amount, then it shouldn't be in the 'consumer' price index should it?
A first post here.
"Welcome aboard, I hope you like a fist in the eye."
Look, I'm already talking to myself.
The list is without end.
You ever hear a tune in your head and pretty soon you swear everybody else is singing it too, even though you've been alone the whole time?
I'm still unsure about why everybody else who's not here started singing the same tune in my head.
You ever hear a tune in your head, start humming it, then turn on the radio
and there it is, at the exact bar you're humming?
Now the question is, is it that you're picking up the radio waves with
your body, or is your mind overpowering the universe into conformity
with your own thoughts, or is it that subconsciously you've always
known exactly what would happen where and when and you're gradually
growing more conscious of this having lived it all before thing.
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