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Goldman Takes A Stab At Gold Bugs And 'Oil-Peak'ers, Says Dollar Will Flourish

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Several observations out of Goldman's Investment Strategy Group which seek to allay fears that even if the Fed were to print another few trillion dollars, the greenback would still reign supreme, never mind that all the currency in circulation now (secondary Fed liability after excess reserves), one could argue, is more than 100% backed by MBS on the asset side of the equation (or in other words, diluted by more than half from solid, and real AAA-rated securities). Goldman is also taking a stab at gold-bugs, claiming that all reports of the dollar's demise are not only premature, but borne out undue fatalism, and in fact are deja vu. Yet is this time really not different?

GS highlights the ever increasing dollar denominated FX reserves. One thing missing on the chart is the Fed and the GSE's intervention, whose public onboarding of assets (through direct purchases and explicit guarantees) far in excess of the $4.6 trillion in estimated global FX reserves is a glaring hole in Goldman's analysis which claims that "the dollar is unlikely to lose its reserve status in the foreseeable future." Every day, it seems, a sucker who underestimates Ben Bernanke, is born.

Blankfein's people point out that panics over the dollar's viability tends to break out regularly. One thing they don't point out is that on none of the previous occasions mentioned, did the Federal Reserve have to expend trillions (at least $2.5 by the time QE 1.0 is over) to transfer the bulk of private risk to the public balance sheet. Maybe, just maybe, this time it is not only different... it is also much, much worse.

Amusingly, Goldman does not miss the opportunity to ridicule those who believe that gold is increasingly more valuable.

Not only that, but "ISG’s view on the dollar, today’s valuation and extended investor interest all imply meaningful potential downside as well. Clients who have a bearish view on the dollar are better off  diversifying some equity exposure away from US assets. For clients seeking direct exposure to gold, we recommend structured notes and public or private equity that can manage the downside."

Lastly, Goldman takes on the topic of "peak" oil - in summary, the firm claims, it is not a concern. All you who believe commodities are the safe haven from fiat FRN destruction, well - you are simply naive. Goldman said so.

Goldman's desire of status quo perpetuation is evident and for obvious reasons. Yet, things are now different, because while the financial system did not collapse in September 2008 as it should have in order to get a fresh start, the moment of reckoning has been delayed for as long as the US can churn auction after non-failed treasury auction. In that sense, yes, it is different this time. And with that one can easily assume that all of Goldman's assumptions about a linear future are incorrect. The only question is how long into the future will the current "adjustment" period of pretend reality extend, and what happens when the emperor can not issue another $40 billion in 3 Year Bonds to buy some more non-existent clothing.




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Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Fritz
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What do you expect from a bucket shop?

Clearly, the squid doubles as a mouthpiece for the Treasury.

 

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 08:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 13:55 | Link to Comment omi
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ZH dearly needs a feature to exclude comments from a list of users. Or a user whitelist for comments could also work.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:33 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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That's quite ironic, omi. If I were a psychopath, like those that currently govern, I would agree and say that after after posting a comment without substance you will be denied access to posting until you can actually add something, anything! (even a stoopid, unrelated YouTube video!).

Here is my unstoopid YouTube video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xhdy9zBEws

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Oh, and what I was going to add to the above comments:

GOLD BITCHES!!!

Try that out sometime. It feels real good, omi. It's one of the most concise and meaningful statements in recorded history. Gold is the antithesis of a lie. It is the Nemesis of evil. Manipulating currency called for the death penalty in yesteryear. For crissakes Jesus didn't show them money changers any charity. That's why "BITCHES!!!" is a necessary addition - and also why I'm not surprised the squids don't like it. And because both of my parents, for various, typical reasons, didn't teach me a lot about judging human nature I will pass on something to you that I learned the hard way: Do exactly opposite of what the pathological liar tells you. 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:22 | Link to Comment ozziindaus
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They were right about the S&P

http://www.cnbc.com/id/31774313

Getting closer on gold

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2009/12/03/87006/goldman-sachs-up-12-mth...

Why would you discount the call on the dollar? Sure they made some wrong calls like $200 oil but IMO they are the Market Makers so their forecasts should be treated as self fulfilling prophecies.  

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:31 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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If they are the Market Makers, their forecasts should be treated with extreme skepticism.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:43 | Link to Comment ozziindaus
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Good point but it could be their marketing arm adding credibility where it lacks trust. Remember when Obama called the bottom? Now how in hell did that happen?

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:54 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Boosting credibility, versus manipulation or plain incompetence. Not a risk I'd be willing to take.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 13:56 | Link to Comment aurum
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when the dollar becomes temporarily "strong" again (and it will perhaps several times before it finally loses the reserve currency status), i and plenty of others will unload that green Charmin to buy real assets. Mainly gold silver and ag. Guns and ammo just in case.. I welcome those opportunities like a kid in the candy store...And remember ultimately we cant have a strong dollar...If we do we will collapse under our debt. Like TD and others have continuously pointed out the Fed wants the dollar dead dead dead.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 17:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:25 | Link to Comment bugs_
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So GS says KING DOLLAR.

This makes me uneasy.

Perhaps they should change name to DollarMan Sacks.

 

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 04:33 | Link to Comment Nout Wellink
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It is all very simple: be contrair on what GS says. So: short dollar, long gold, oil and commodities.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 09:38 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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Show GS how you really feel...

Bank Run Bitches!!!

Bank Run Bitches!!!

Bank Run Bitches!!!

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:30 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Either the people at GS are stupid, or they think the people reading their stuff are. Either way, not people I would want to be hooked up with. Their clients are turkeys being prepped for Thanksgiving Day. (I figure the TD's have a copy of The Black Swan on their desk next to the computer.)

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:23 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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After that $200/oil call I think they only forecast stuff to move markets and profit from it.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:33 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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It would suck for GS that, after stealing so many FRNs, they won't be worth jack chit anymore.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 15:06 | Link to Comment aurum
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the conduit between the vampire squid and its host will die killing both the squid and the host(s)...in due time...

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Seer
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As the saying goes, a broken clock is right twice a day!

Not meant to be investment advice, but I follow USD/CAD exchange rates.  Based on this comparison I'm NOT seeing a strengthening USD.

Why do I use this comparison?  I feel that the CAD is backed by more tangible elements: raw resources; better fiscal control (though the Canadian govt has gotten stupid and followed the same moronic spend-your-way-to-health strategy pushed by the US; to start with their hole, however, was much shallower than that of the US).  Canada is, in my opinion, one of the better positioned western countries (all will ultimately fail, but Canada seems to be better set to hold up longer).

It's worked for me... so far.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 14:28 | Link to Comment ThreeTrees
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You're dead on regarding Canada I think.  The policy the government has been following is absolutely moronic considering it's basically the US housing playbook.

 

Canada is taking candy from a stranger.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 23:58 | Link to Comment delacroix
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don't forget about the repatriated dollars, returning, 2/3 of currency is held outside USA. fed, and treasury, will not run out of ability, to QE. plus there has been much more theft, and fraud, than has been revealed, and the dollar isn't worth, half of it's perceived value. this will eventually be realized.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Nout Wellink
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Deflation will kill GS and so it is the opposite of what they want. Or do you think they will predict their own death? I am sure the Fed will be too late when deflation arrives, but when it is coming, they'll do any stupid thing to prevent it from happening.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Charles Mackay
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Interesting, but convoluted, thinking on oil.  By their own admission, they see oil extraction costs rising in some cases to $110, so I guess this is backward way of saying there is all the oil we want - if we want to pay up for that. 

I find it amazing that so many believe the fairy tale that the Federal Reserve can pour out trillions more than any other country, yet the dollar will maintain its value none the less.  If that happens, we might as well throw away all the economic text books ever written, and just read "Alice in Wonderland" instead to understand what's happening.

 

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 16:02 | Link to Comment ThreeTrees
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Of course "Inflation already happened."  It's what precipitates deflation because credit has to expand before there is anything to deflate.  Yet market mechanics aren't the only things to which you need to pay attention, policy has a very integral role in the way this will play out.  The Fed's mandate of a "stable price level" could very well be the undoing of this whole dog and pony show simply because of the fact that the pool of monetized debt has to expand continually in order to preserve (or as the case may be, lift) nominal values while "real" values are shrinking.  So what happens when we are no longer able to ignore the steady erosion of the real economy, the very thing that is necessary to sustain any kind of credit expansion?

 

...The parasitic drag that debt servicing puts on productive activities during a deflation exceeds the ability of the real economy to service said debt through organic growth.  Consequently credit contracts, starving even productive ventures of their lifeblood, the economy shrinks, real values drop out from under us and because a significant portion of debt has already been monetized we're left with a pile of wrinkly green paper that doesn't deflate the way debt does.  Throw in some government insolvency, tank the bond market and the only exit policy is cranking the press to 11.

Throwing $787 Billion on this fire is chump change compared to the massive losses in credit globally. Deflation will win.

Too true in the short term, I think.  However, the US is one country who's currency can only really be valued as a ratio against other currencies.  Being the global reserve currency the onus is on them to maintain a stable price level on all goods otherwise the world GDP shrinks.  Thus it won't necessarily be a massive increase exclusively in the level of US dollars circulating in the economy that makes the currency "go hyper" (or even just inflate bigtime) but the inability of a single Central Bank to prop up the values of the currencies in numerous other countries.  If Bernanke can't keep the rest of the world from deflating then the consequent rise in purchasing power in those currencies is tantamount to a precipitous drop in value for the USD.  It is effectively no different than a massive expansion of the US monetary base.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 18:18 | Link to Comment Charles Mackay
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Well done.  While there may well be unrealized credit losses worldwide (remember US mortgage losses are spread throughout the world - just ask Iceland) may total $3 trillion, total US credit has not contracted at any time through the current recesssion.

Granted if total credit were truly deflating I might in some way agree with deflationists.  But that's not going to happen, since the US government will just issue more debt to counter-balance the private sector.  So far new debt issues have been swallowed down - no doubt in part because many blindly think the US dollar is the default investment. 

The Fed is committed to increasing the monetary base by whatever amount necessary, and they will back with QE2 before you know it - if they haven't already started. 

 

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:10 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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My best guess is deflation for awhile.  In 18 months, an aggressive Fed and .gov will break it with inflation maybe hyperinflation.

2010 is going to be rough.  A very dangerous road lies before us.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:08 | Link to Comment HumbleServant
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Moral is... if you have a large bag of gold coins, stay on the shore.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:22 | Link to Comment 10044
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Didn't they say the same kinda crap during the boom about MBSs to lure in clients, then shorting them at the same time bankrupting all the sheep clients??

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:26 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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"peak oil is of no concern...in light of technological progress and major discoveries"

Goldman may have influence, but not that kind. Physics and return on energy invested don't lie. Don't matter that we have "forty years left" it's what it takes to get to it.    

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Seer
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Goldman may have influence, but not that kind.

Exactly!  People have to realize that there ARE limits!

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:58 | Link to Comment mojine
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Don't rule out the supernatural - after all they are  " doing God's work" !

BTW - another captcha calling for a negative answer and only allowing 2 characters in the field - settling for an incorrect positive answer- c'mon guys; fix it, already! edit - by, cracky - it accepted my correct, negative answer! Way to go, ZH!

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:41 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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I was thinking about captcha, and I actually like that it doesn't like it when I attempt to answer with a two-digit number in the negative. It's kind of the "final test", to see how determined you are. Because anyone that doesn't want to take the time to whip out the calculator probably doesn't have something important to say anyway.

I wish all the anons would just sign up so we could see patterns in comments and have more active discussions because their comments are often delayed for hours! Hours!

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 00:01 | Link to Comment delacroix
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yes we discovered, that we have the technology, to invade another country, and steal their resources.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Nout Wellink
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The 'technological progress' they are talking about, is 'new methods to fool us there is more oil then we think'.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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Hypothetically speaking, could one not tell the whole world to invest one way, while doing the opposite and making boatloads of money by steering much of the market to invest opposite of you?  (Merely hypothetical, of course.)

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Seer
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Of course!  Further, big powers don't even have to do that, all they have to do is to see bets ligning up on one side and, whether they are sound bets is totally immaterial, bet the other side: by sheer weight they can influence and "win" the bet.

Regarding oil prices I used to caution people on this very thing/point.

Yes, eventually market forces will correct, but short-term allows market capture, and once that occurs, those on the wrong side of the bet will be left on the sidelines.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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The sheer hubris of these guys is just astounding.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:53 | Link to Comment fiasco
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you mean our sheer slavishness is astounding

gs is a fun much of nihilist dancing on the edge of the abyss

you no get an invitation?

 

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:55 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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They can accomplish anything except for the relatively simple act of being told to fuck off and leaving without getting and staying abusive.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 23:03 | Link to Comment fiasco
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yes-a but hegel say that seeing as an-other requires an-other

this is the slave

the slave sees hubris, it is the other of the other, which is the slave that make that statement

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:42 | Link to Comment docj
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Well, they think they're the Masters of the Universe (tm).  So hubris would kinda-sorta come with the job description, no?

Cheers -

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:31 | Link to Comment MyKillK
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Goldman claims that the decreasing hedge-books of gold miners is a bearish sign for gold. This is total non-sense, as the hedge books of the biggest miners, especially Barrick, have been used for the better part of a decade to massively suppress the price of gold. Just look how much the price has risen since Barrick announced the end of their hedging program in september...

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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Also-

On gold, why would Barrick spend so much buying out their hedges if gold is at the top of a bubble?  Is Barrick stupid?

On oil, should we believe the reserve figures quoted, when so much of today's purported reserves are in Saudi Arabia, which won't allow an outside audit, or in deep water with high extraction costs?  Should we simply ignore the collapsing production of once major producers like the UK and Mexico, not to mention the US?

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:43 | Link to Comment MyKillK
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I find it amusing that Goldman uses a reserve to demand ratio graph to discuss peak oil when peak oil doesn't have anything to do with reserves or demand. Maybe because a graph of actual oil production does indeed look like a peak has already arrived?

 

http://www.theoildrum.com/files/World%20Crude%20Oil%20EIA.png

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:55 | Link to Comment MyKillK
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It's absolutely stunning that the total reserves of the 10 largest discoveries of the decade will barely supply 2 years worth of oil.

We've definitely reached peak oil discoveries. I would bet everything I have that discovery of new reserves won't even be half as much this coming decade as it was this last. At most 90 billion barrels of reserves in discoveries from 2000-2020. 3 years of supply at current consumption levels.

Peak oil is coming, and soon, very soon.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Madcow
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Yes - but don't count out innovations in the unconventional space. if the scientists and engineers figure out how to cleanly and economically recover deep heavy oil, tar sands, bitumin depsoits, etc - 

 

that would change the game considerably - and drive the price of oil back down to whatever the technology holders / applicators dictate - i'll bet there's a lot more innovation happening in the oil technology sector than people realize. 

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 00:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:00 | Link to Comment estaog
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I notice they dont estimate the cost of extracting from the Brazilian fields. I hazard to guess that extracting from below 2,000 meters of water and a further 5,000 meters below sand, rocks and salt may be slightly expensive.

I did some internet research: "Tupi ranks as one of the highest extraction costs areas in the world" http://www.glgroup.com/News/Hess-Shell-ExxonMobil-may-contest--this--nov...

I guess listing the extraction cost of Tupi at $70+ per barrel may not look good on their report so they left it out.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:18 | Link to Comment Nout Wellink
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Blankfein didn't see the crash coming, so why do we bother with these guys?

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Seer
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The USD isn't in a bubble?

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:40 | Link to Comment primus
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'Peak oil is not a concern'

It really is too bad I won't get to enjoy my Schradenfrude in say 10 years when we're really feeling the effects of peak oil.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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You could get some enjoyment still.  Buy a bike, live some place that won't be as badly affected as other places. 20 miles outside Portland OR might be an option.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:46 | Link to Comment vfsv-fl
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Obvously, GS closed all their gold positions earlier in the week but will be happy to load back up at lower prices after we all sell in a panic based on their "advice."  Figure 2-3 weeks...

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 20:53 | Link to Comment waterdog
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Well we all know that GS uses insider trading to make billions. It looks like this time GS is using Pat Robertson.

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:01 | Link to Comment junkyard dog
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It is called insider information you knuckle head.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:28 | Link to Comment waterdog
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Well a new dog has shown up on the street. Your owner must be using the WSJ to potty train you.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:35 | Link to Comment junkyard dog
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Bite me waterdog, or should I say waterlogged. How sad it must have been when every time your owner shot a duck you swam out and came back with one of his decoys.

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:07 | Link to Comment David449420
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Perhaps the two of you should go off alone and try to sniff each others butts (dogs do this, you know), and establish who is dominant and who is subserviant and then come back when you've worked it out.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 03:58 | Link to Comment w a l k - a w a y
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I second that motion

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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How many days before Bernankie needs to be renominated?  Need a strong Dollar and lower Comodities.

Once he is renominated it will be back to the same old game.  Kill the Dollar and pump up Oil.

Maybe I should get another 100 gallons of Oil for my home next week.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Ya let's get this big fat fucking lie off the ground. Let's get it at full altitude Monday January 18th so it can be a smoking crashing hole in the fucking ground by friday.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:29 | Link to Comment cocoablini
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The position of commercials on the COT data is very heavy on the shortside. Non- commercials is still heavily long, though declining last week.
You know who is short, and could use a little disinformaion to freak gold ETF holders. Why Goldman of course. They are short, short, short.
I also recall Goldman saying gold would hit 1200-1300 an ounce. They weren't wrong then.
The dollar moving up is not out of the question, since the amount of dollars swirling around now can't touch the # of dollars swirling around before the crash. That money is credit and the consumer and housing credit system disappeared. So, dollars are still tight as a consumer and that affects GDP, money velocity and money creation through interest. Doesn't mean the dollar is any good- it's fiat trash- but it's scarcer than BEFORE no matter how much money is printed. The stock market alone lost 33 trillion in asset value. And asset value is also money because it ACTs like money.
Get your gold on a big pullback- because Ben will print like mad and that's how inflation and deflation can coexist a the same time. A currency crisis can also happen in a deflation- through bond revulsion

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 01/16/2010 - 22:16 | Link to Comment deadhead
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without the US Gov't/Fed, Warren would have been digging a very large hole to bury his shitty WFC paper.

I still think WFC could be the one.....

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:45 | Link to Comment no cnbc cretin
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The danger is not off-shore, it's here in this country, and GS is threat to all of us.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 01/15/2010 - 21:59 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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This from a moron who thinks f*cking millions of innocent people is doing God's work. A moron who never saw the biggest bubble in the history of the universe.

 

Some kids you just don't copy their papers because you'll be certain to get an F. 

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:13 | Link to Comment strike for retu...
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Question from Goldman Sachs job applicant form...

34. (multiple choice) The first time you sold the Brooklyn Bridge to a relative, you were...

A.) 4 years old or younger

B.) 9 years old or younger

C.) 17 years old or younger

D.) 25 years old or younger

E.) Never

 

(From the answer sheet...

Reject all applicants who did not answer A or B and who did not make a note in margin that once they sold it twice in the same day.

Sole exception to this rule is that you may consider applicants who answered E, provided that they produce a deed to the bridge and offer to sell it to you.)

 

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 01/15/2010 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Hondo
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These guys have every reason in the world to convince you so they can keep the game going....remember when the game is over GS will automatically lose.......do you really think they are every going to say that???

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 01/16/2010 - 00:35 | Link to Comment caconhma
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Goldman said this and Goldman said that.

After all we went through, why would somebody take them seriously? Goldman has its own interests and agenda, and they are trying to execute them using all available means.

Their ability to swindling and stealing somebody money does not make them experts in future political & economic prognostications. Their political insensitivity to their own rogue actions speaks volumes about their nearsightedness and even stupidity.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 01:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 01:41 | Link to Comment D.M. Ryan
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Regarding the U.S. dollar, those FX reserves sure did grow smartly in those nine years that gold's been in a bull market. Yes indeed, those greenbacks really multiplied. Funny how the two seem to go together.

[Still, Goldman could be right on the timing. They were bullish before; I'm sure this shift in the wind will be replaced by a shift in the other direction. The only ones who will care to remember are easily-offended goldbugs and proud GS haters.] 

 

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 01:52 | Link to Comment Grand Supercycle
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UPDATES:
http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

In early 2007 I warned of an impending stockmarket crash.

I confirmed a bottom by April 2009.

In mid 2009 I warned of an impending USD rally.

The uptrend since March 2009 has been a bear market rally contained within a much larger bear cycle that started in 2000.

All markets may be affected.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 02:54 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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please tell me more.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 01/16/2010 - 08:30 | Link to Comment CEOoftheSOFA
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Goldmans list of oil discoveries is a list of newly discovered FIELDS which, on a good day, might partially offset the decline of existing production rates.  The last time we had a meaningful addition to global oil reserves, we discovered new oil PROVINCES, namely the North Sea (9 million BOPD) and Prudhoe Bay (2 million BOPD).  You could argue that Santos and the Outer Continental Shelf of the Gulf of Mexico are new provinces.  But the geology is so complex, and the fields are so deep and remote that the production will come on line slowly.  By comparison, the North Sea and Prudhoe Bay have relatively simple geology. The discoveries of the individual fields were done relatively quickly.  Production rates came on line relatively quickly.  The North Sea is shallow and not as remote.  So I think world oil production rates are peaking now. 

I think Goldman is just giving us this free advice as their way of thanking us for keeping them out of bankruptcy court, which is where they would be if we practiced actual capitalism instead of corporatism. 

CEO of the SOFA

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Sat, 01/16/2010 - 08:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 08:54 | Link to Comment Instant Karma
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Goldman does have an "uncanny" knack at "prediction." It's easy to predict the future if you can "make" it happen.

Why couldn't gold "get sold" and the US dollar "get bought?"

Big picture though, years and decades, the US is falling back and the rest of the world is catching up. Any "reserve status" the US Dollar enjoys will continue to fade over time.

Without market manipulation and uber-low interest rates, the US won't be able to market and service our debt. Like Japan.

Looking over the past 20 or 40 or 100 years the trends are obvious. This does not even factor in the current devaluation of the US dollar. The US dollar has been steadily losing purchasing power for a century.

Hell, 50 years ago silver coins were circulating because the silver content was worth substantially less than the face value of the coin. Now the silver content is worth about 12 times the face value of the coin.

100 years ago gold coins were circulating because the face value of the coin was worth substantially more than the gold value of the coin. Quick quiz: which is worth more, a $20 dollar bill from 1909, or a $20 gold coin? If you guess they were worth the same you would be wrong. The $20 gold coin is worth $1100, the $20 bill is worth, $20.

Anyway, people buy stuff like gold, because they prefer tangible assets as a store of wealth and value as opposed to paper, especially when the printing of that paper and the financial system and economy that stands behind that paper is suspect. You could store wealth as loves of bread or bags of rice if it were feasible, but for most people precious metals are more convenient.

If interest rates rise world wide, that could, conceivably, increase the benefits of cash. But how high can interest rates go when the US is continuously issuing and re-issuing tens of billions of dollars in debt weekly? We simply can't afford to increase our own APR by increasing interest rates. Service on the debt would become, well, unserviceable.

Like I said, welcome to Japan 2.0.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 01/16/2010 - 14:38 | Link to Comment George the baby...
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Well thank God you got access to your crystal ball, mine has been back and forth to the repair shop, it's been showing me crazy stuff for the last 2 years.  I'll rush out and liquidate my gold and tin foil. Dollars you say?

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:22 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Since I don't know what will happen either, I will keep my gold (and add to it as FRNs come my way) as well as FRNs, to be deployed as soon as it looks like real inflation is upon us.

When is that?  Your guesses are as good as (maybe better?) than mine.  I like being out of debt, having some gold and over 3 months of living expenses in money NOT in the bank.  Got rid of my IRA too...

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 15:07 | Link to Comment pak
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-10 to the squid!

This presentation shows no respect to the reader, they address us like we are babies, like anyone else in the market is a fool and everyone is concerned about all the wrong things.

The "no peak oil" slide is a joke. What is "long term"? If they mean that some unknown super-duper renewable energy source will be descovered 50 years from now - that's hardly relevant for human beings who have quite a limited life span (where did I see that?). Their "recent discoveries" table is remarkable. The figures given for Jubilee and the 3 Blocks in Uganda, for example, are PRELIMINARY ESTIMATES OF OIL IN THE RESERVOIR, not recoverable oil, however much Heritage and Tullow have been trying to obfuscate this point in their press releases. Or they want to say they can get 80% recovery rate in these places? Ghana and Uganda still don't have a single barrell of officially announced PROVEN RESERVES to date! Even at 150k bpd (and at least for Uganda, I doubt they will ever produce even 1k bpd unless in some parallel reality) promised by some hotheads for these two countries, how are they going to stave off peak oil with 0.17% of world oil production?

I'm sure other guys here can punch many more holes in this "report", but I would say that it was only created as a reference point for all those cramers on TV: "Now f#$k you everybody and good night! Goldman said so! Amen!"

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 16:12 | Link to Comment drwells
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I simply read the headline and concluded that Goldman must be buying gold and oil and shorting the dollar.

It would be great to see all their comments on a given investment matched up to a chart. I seem to remember a call for $200 oil back in 2008 that picked the top nicely, and I'm sure I've forgotten many others.

Edit: Or maybe not. The $200 oil call was in March 2008 and was a rather painful few months early.

http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=NYMEX_CL.H10.E&v=dmax

Damn you, Goldman. Outwitted again.

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 01/17/2010 - 04:31 | Link to Comment pak
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Decreases in valuations do not impact money supply. Only bank defaults do. If TARP wasn't passed, then and only then we would have deflation of money supply like during the Great Depression, but this hasn't happened.

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 01:19 | Link to Comment Segestan
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  Others think differently

 

http://www.leap2020.eu/GEAB-N-41-is-available!-The-Decade-2010-2020-Towards-a-knockout-victory-by-gold-over-the-Dollar_a4201.html

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 07:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 18:12 | Link to Comment pak
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"I bet G-men will be more correct than most naysayers here in 2010."

Correct on their TRADES or their ANALYSIS?

Goldman are a SELL-SIDE institution, of course, but now it seems they're just taking advantage of their clients. Or maybe that's how natural selection works?

And please stop thinking that GS, or JPM, or anyone else for that purpose, have inside knowledge of everydamnthing. These days they don't even need to. Without any real competition, with a "funny money" counter at the Fed, and all the HFT toys they've got - they beat everyone simply because they ARE the market.

Or so it is until the liquidity party stops)))

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 01/17/2010 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Bylinka (not verified)
Mon, 01/18/2010 - 03:45 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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Yes, good point. But to develop it a little further our ancestors were more willing to use their gunz, back then, then we are today. The whole gold confiscation scheme was about control. They never had any goddamn gold raids unless you were stupid enough to talk about yer stash and everyone knew you had gold anyway. Gold just disappeared from the public view, that's all.

Gold became a black market item until the 70's. Think about that. Gold was not legal for 40 some-odd years. WTF? Prohibition doesn't work. The powerz know that the American public isn't really willing to accept a change in the playground rules. The average American knows our situation is totally fucked up, but until it affects them personally there is no reason to go ballistic, if you know what I mean. Lawyerz still have a good point. 

People are freaky about gunz these days. It's part of our Goddamn Heritage (you fucking fucks that read this for your fucking job you fuckers jump! already and join us) and somehow they have put it into our minds that gunz shouldn't be around children.

Children are fucking smart. They are so smart that they think they are smarter than you. The really smart children realize they are prisoners and learn how to game the system. If you hide your gunz from children they will call your bluff.

So why own gunz?

Because it's our freaking Heritage! Because we need a society, a community of People, that are willing to say: NO! (enn oh; spell it out, you psychopaths) Who cares about race issues. I want the best brains on my team - the best brains always confirm freedom for all. 

The point of a jury is to allow 12 average Joes, with an average of 420 ((35 * 12) Captcha, please confirm this) years of collective experience (each with their own privately-owned bullshit detector) to view the evidence. The mothertrucking evidence - (which is often withheld, distorted, theorized, and generally kept from the view of the average Joe) This is a wonderful gift to the notion of human-freaking rights. Let 12 average Joes decide, with presented evidence, whether or not I am mothertrucking guilty.

FREEDOM BITCHES!!!

so, anywayz, where was i? disclaimer: cheap white wine is uncommonly cheap and deceptive. dammit! if u think i am serious you better mothertrucking believe it. i love this piece of real estate (aka USA) more than my mothertrucking life. get over your gun-a-phobia. we need mothertruckers to reclaim our mutually declared territory. u know hoo yoo are, watching out there. u no hoo u r.

RECLAIM BITCHES!!!

(until then, gold bitches!!!)

If you have ever seen what an italic hyphen looks like you know the importance of letting the stoopidest ones in society speak out about their problemz. If you forget to listen to people that are stoopider than you you have a mothertrucking problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(a few more hitz on the keybored, thank you for payshentz)

 

 

 

 

 

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Marla,

I bow to your excellence, no matter which side you take.

WaterWingz

Mon, 01/18/2010 - 09:11 | Link to Comment Bylinka (not verified)
Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:49 | Link to Comment Mr Wolf
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I think that Goldman is correct.  What we will see is a relative strengthening of the dollar, not because of USG actions, but because it will simply be the best of the worst as other nation's currencies begin to fall apart this year.  We've seen Iceland and Dubai, but soon there will be the PIIGS and a great deal of Eastern Europe.  A rush to dollars should be expected, but I also see an increase in the price of gold at the same time because there is also California and New York.  A total of 40 states in all that are heading towards a budget crisis.

What will set off inflation is not is not necessarily too much money chasing too few goods, but a race to acquire goods because of a collapse in confidence in the currency.  Full faith and credit simply won't mean much.

 

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Jim B
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Has Goldman ever traded contrary to their public pronouncements?

 

Enough said.........

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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They'll steal billions in haitain relief so they won't have to do those nasty things these next couple months.

Sun, 01/17/2010 - 17:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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