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Goldman's Latest Batch Of Managing Directors

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Benny Adler George Dramitinos Anita K. Kerr Stephen J. Nundy Andrew Tilton
Osama A. Al Ayoub Orla Dunne Scott Kerrigan Michael Ogrinz Frank T. Tota
Bruce A. Albert Karey D. Dye Michael Kirch Jernej Omahen Gautam Trivedi
Umit Alptuna Sarel Eldor Marie Louise Kirk Daniel S. Oneglia Hiroshi Ueki
Jesper R. Andersen Sanja Erceg Caroline V. Kitidis Andrew J. Orekar Umida Umarbekova
Matthew T. Arnold Alexander E. Evis Katharina Koenig Anna Ostrovsky Naohide Une
Yusuke Asai Robert A. Falzon Maxim Kolodkin Marco Pagliara Fernando P. Vallada
Divyata Ashiya Simon J. Fennell Matthew E. Korenberg Uberto Palomba Samuel Villegas
Taraneh Azad Danielle Ferreira Tatiana A. Kotchoubey Gena Palumbo Brian C. Vincent
Jeffrey M. Bacidore John Kelly Flynn Anshul Krishan Thomas J. Pearce Christian von Schimmelmann
Jeffrey Bahl Una I. Fogarty Dennis M. Lafferty David Perez Peadar Ward
Jeremy C. Baker Brian Foran Raymond Lam Jonathan E. Perry Hideharu Watanabe
Vishal Bakshi Allan W. Forrest Gregor A. Lanz Gerald J. Peterson Scott C. Watson
Doron N. Barness Mark Freeman John V. Lanza Julien D. Petit Martin Weber
Tom Bauwens Boris Funke Solenn Le Floch Charlotte L. Pissaridou Gregory F. Werd
David C. Bear Udhay Furtado Craig A. Lee David S. Plutzer Ronnie A. Wexler
Deborah Beckmann Jian Mei Gan Rose S. Lee Ian E. Pollington David A. Whitehead
Gary K. Beggerow Simon F. Gee Jose Pedro Leite da Costa Karen D. Pontious David Whitmore
Andrea Berni Tanvir S. Ghani Allison R. Liff Alexander E. Potter Petter V. Wiberg
Roop Bhullar Mark E. Giancola Luca M. Lombardi Jonathan A. Prather Mark Wienkes
Christopher W. Bischoff Jeremy Glick Joseph W. Long Melvyn Pun David Williams
Andrew G.P. Bishop Cyril J. Goddeeris Todd D. Lopez Mohan Rajasooria Julian Wills
John D. Blondel Robert A. Gold Galia V. Loya Alberto Ramos Troy D. Wilson
Jeffrey J. Blumberg Brian S. Goldman Michaela J. Ludbrook Marko J. Ratesic William Wong
Jill A. Borst Stephen Goldman August Lund Sunder K. Reddy Michael Woo
Peter Bradley Jennifer E. Gordon R. Thornton Lurie Joanna Redgrave Marius Wuergler
James W. Briggs Koji Gotoda Peter R. Lyneham Horacio M. Robredo Nick Yim
Heather L. Brownlie Adam C. Graves Gregory P. Lyons Ryan E. Roderick Koji Yoshikawa
Richard M. Buckingham David Greely Paget R. MacColl Steven D. Rosenblum Albert E. Youssef
Robert Buff Benedict L. Green Lisa S. Mantil Anthony J. Russell Alexei Zabudkin
Maxwell S. Bulk Benjamin R. Green Clifton C. Marriott Matthew A. Salem Filippo Zorzoli
Paul J. Burgess Lars A. Gronning Nicholas Marsh Philip J. Salem Adam J. Zotkow
Jonathan P. Bury Heramb R. Hajarnavis Daniel G. Martin Gleb Sandmann
Kevin G. Byrne Carey Baker Halio Elizabeth G. Martin Jason M. Savarese
Tracy A. Caliendo Thomas V. Hansen Nazar I. Massouh Joshua S. Schiffrin
Thomas J. Carella Christoph H. Hansmeyer Courtney R. Mather Adam Schlesinger
Jinsong Chen Alexandre Harfouche Jason L. Mathews Rick Schonberg
Winston Cheng Sandor M. Hau Masaaki Matsuzawa Johan F. Schulten
Doris Cheung Michael J. Hayes Alexander M. Mayer Matthew W. Seager
Alina Chiew Scott P. Hegstrom John P. McLaughlin Nancy Seah
Getty Chin Edouard Hervey Jean-Pascal Meyre Oliver R.C. Sedgwick
Paul Christensen David J. Hess Claus Mikkelsen Ned D. Segal
Andrew Chung Susanna F. Hill Arthur M. Miller Rajat Sethi
Robert C. Cignarella Timothy S. Hill Tom Milligan Margaret A. Shaughnessy
Alberto Cirillo Taiichi Hoshino Heather K. Miner David Sismey
Nigel C. Cobb Nigel E. How Gregory P. Minson Bryan Slotkin
Giorgio Cocini Joseph B. Hudepohl Shea B. Morenz Timothy A. Smith
Nicola Colavito Jeffrey J. Huffman Hironobu Moriyama Warren E. Smith
Shaun A. Collins Till C. Hufnagel Edward G. Morse Thomas E. Speight
Martin A. Cosgrove Hiroyuki Ito Teodoro Moscoso Russell W. Stern
Patricia A. Coughlin Corey M. Jassem Khalid M. Murgian Joseph Stivaletti
Jason E. Cox Ian A. Jensen-Humphreys Caroline B. Mutter Thomas Stolper
John R. Cubitt Baoshan Jin* Mana Nabeshima Chandra K. Sunkara
Patrick C. Cunningham Aynesh L. Johnson Robert T. Naccarella Kengo Taguchi
Canute H. Dalmasse Eri Kakuta Olga A. Naumovich Boon-Kee Tan
Stephen J. DeAngelis Takayuki Kasama Brett J. Nelson Kristi A. Tange
Rituraj Deb Nath John D. Kast Roger Ng Jonathan E.A. ten Oever
Michele della Vigna Michael C. Keats Victor K. Ng Hana Thalova
Amol Devani Kevin G. Kelly Matthew D. Nichols David S. Thomas
Brian R. Doyle Jane M. Kelsey Jonathan J. Novak Jonathan S. Thomas

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Maximilien Robe...
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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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my personal favorite:   Baoshan Jin*

*  =  steroids ???

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:35 | Link to Comment Lionhead
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Mine was "Benedict L. Green"  How quaint. Look for all these folks to be politicians after they are recycled out of Goldman to do God's work in national service.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:12 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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With Edward G Morse on the team, they'll be able to secretly communicate with the Fed and Treasury.  These guys ARE smart.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:49 | Link to Comment THE DORK OF CORK
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secrecy is so passe - lets embrace good honest corruption

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Ah yes......a newly hatched batch of future government leaders.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Stevm30
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For my friends at Goldman (re: judgment day)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_BWNzThJY

Careless fool – what are you going to know, careless fool what are you going to understand?

All along that day? So I ran to my friends, Please teach me!  I ran to my friends, Please teach me! 

But my friends cried out.  We don’t know!  But my friends cried out.  We don’t understand!

I said FRIENDS!  What’s the matter with you friends?  Don’t you see I need you, friends?

So I ran to my parents, they were clueless, I ran to my government, they knew nothing!

So I ran to my parents, they were clueless, I ran to my government, they knew nothing!

So I ran to the Truth, please TEACH ME truth!  Don’t you see me listening?  Don’t you see me down here wanting to learn?

But Truth said: “Keep your illusions!” Truth said  “Keep your illusions!” It said  “Keep your illusions!”   All along that day

So I hid in my illusions, They were false! So I hid in my illusions, They were false!

I cried POWER!  POWER TO THE TRUTH!!!  POWERx  Instrumental

Oh yeah, oh yeah…. So, I ran to my friends, they were lying!  I ran to my parents, they were lying!

I ran to my government, they were lying!  All along that day…

So I ran to the Truth.  I said “Truth teach me.  Please, teach me!  PLEASE I need to know something real!

All along that day… 

It said "child, where were you, when you outta been learning?”

I said "Truth, Truth hear me questioning, Truth, Truth, hear me listening. Truth, Truth, hear me trying!"

All along that day…

Simpleton, you outta be questioning!  outta be studying!  Simpleton, you outta be listening!

All long that day…

 

POWER, POWER TO THE TRUTH!

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:20 | Link to Comment rhinotrader
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Lucky fuckers

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:22 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Congrats to these fine achievers. You're doing a heck of a job.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment jedwards
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Thank you all for doing God's work

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:39 | Link to Comment chet
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An organization can never have too much management I always say.  Nothing says efficiency like layers upon layers of "directors."

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Sorry, out with the flu most of today.

Anyone see this new Goldman Managing Director on the tube yesterday?

She's in charge of doling out the $500 million to small businesses..

Can't remember her name.

But no doubt, nice face, stick arms like a supermodel, and ample-breasted...

Looks pretty juicy to me....

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Now there's a stunner, by God !!

Even if she couldn't run the cash register, I would hire her IMMEDIATELY.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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She's in charge of doling out the $500 million to small businesses..

correction: doling out the $500 million (that's about 4% of the $13.9 Billion backdoor AIG loot) to community colleges to "educate" small businessmen/women and to community development organizations. i don't think any of it goes directly for loans.

read for yourself:

http://www2.goldmansachs.com/

and two of the other new managing directors were showing their true colors:

http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/530322.jpg

feel better Robo

 

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Damn....no loans. Just straight up giveaways.

I love her even more.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:25 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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then this would be her husband:

http://www.burson-marsteller.com/About_Us/Global_Leadership/Lists/Leadership/DispForm.aspx?ID=29&nodeName=Global Leadership&SubTitle=Richard Powell

clients include; blackwater (yes that one), colombia, saudia arabia...

too many dots to connect on this one

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Robo,

Missed your daily EOD wrap, but not your post.  ;-)  Hope you get to feeling better soon.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Rollerball
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Marley
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when you're smilin', the whole world smiles with you. So let's all be happy and try to smile while looking at this;

http://www.chinahush.com/2009/10/21/amazing-pictures-pollution-in-china/

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Saw this yesterday on Denniger.  Very, very, very sad.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Marley
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Another reason why I try not to buy "Made in China".

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 11:44 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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I was fortunate enough to do a tour of China this summer (started in HK and Guangdong and made my way West to the Kazakh border then back East to Beijing) and i can tell you that, despite the gorgeous weather in almost every province and ZERO clouds - the sunlight is constantly drowned out by the fog.
While the first picture on your site seems a bit overdramatic (the Yellow River is yellow due to natural and not man-made purposes) the rest of the pictures are pretty bad. Besides smog and tons of factories in the urban cities, i cant say i saw much of what is in the photos but i assume it has to be there.
I was most surprised when i was in Lanzhou, which is a massive urban a city of about 3MM, and the Chinese call it a 'small town'.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment JohnKing
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They should probably be put on some sort of financial terrorist watch list.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Dina (Habib) Powell it is.

She's Egyptian.

How's that for some "foreign exotica"??

Wow....

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 02:50 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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<shakes head, chuckling>

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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first thing is you should find a primary broker that doesn't clear through GoldSach. you may want to look at tradestation or lightspeed.

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 01:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment overbet
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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:26 | Link to Comment overbet
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Tyler whats up with INET. I hear they are the worst on the street for this type of crap. 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Robo's observation from CNBS aside, is it me or do these names sound like they belong to UGLY people?  BTW, did an anagram of "Goldman Sachs" at wordsmith.org and here's a sampling (remember, the anagram KNOWS your inner soul):

Calm Sandhogs

Clash And Smog

Clash Man Gods

Mach And Gloss

Cash Mad Longs

Clan Shams God

Clans Mad Hogs

Scam Had Longs

Scam Lash Dong

Scam Dash Long

Can Smash Gold

Glad Smash Con

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:51 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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Surely, out of 272 people there should be at least 1% who have integrity and will not allow themselves to be bought off by Goldman Sachs.

"For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?"

Surely there is at least one of the 272 whose conscience bothers him or her. 

Surely there is at least one of the 272 who will take the short walk from 85 Broad Street to one of the conveniently located state or federal prosecutors located in lower Manhattan and do the right thing.

 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 23:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 11/20/2009 - 04:56 | Link to Comment Bob
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"Not a bad way to make sure 272 people are not going to bail to a "soon to IPO" Citadel."

Not a bad way to keep 272 potential whistleblowers quiet, either.  Not to mention the many others situated lower in the organization who will be encouraged to dream that they will be next if they just continue to play by "the rules."

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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