Goldman's NFP Take: "Latest Job Readings Will Not Have An Immediate Affect On The Monetary Policy Outlook"

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Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:31 | 1124765 El Hosel
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    Gee Wally,

  Its Goldilocks.... Just right, cook those books at a medium pace.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:30 | 1124767 whatz that smell
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goldilocks, bitchez!

mission accomplished! keep the eyes on the Russell 2000 and the old print high of 856.48. god loves a pigman!

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:40 | 1124816 Mae Kadoodie
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goldilocks for the moment. however the Fed's walk in the forest will soon come to the QE fork in the road. hmm, which path to choose?

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:28 | 1124768 John Law Lives
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Why did TARP money go to keep the great vampire squid solvent?

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:30 | 1124769 Robslob
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Translation: Please hold your stocks while we dump them.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:33 | 1124792 dexter_morgan
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Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1124856 SheepDog-One
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HA exactly Rob.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:14 | 1124950 GubbermintWorker
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Sell, sell, sell!!!

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:30 | 1124775 Cdad
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In our view, the latest job readings will not have an immediate affect on the monetary policy outlook.

Unless someone in the room next to where Duncan Niederauer takes his afternoon dump accidentally says, "Computer, end program."  And then....then you will see a wild-assed immediate affect on the monetary policy of the criminal syndicate known as Wall shhhhhhh.  That one last algorithm that is still buying in that co located room is, well, special.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:38 | 1124808 Central Bankster
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Mission Accomplished.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:42 | 1124829 slaughterer
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"In our view, the latest job readings will not have an immediate affect on the monetary policy outlook."

Interpretation = monetary policy outlook already changed radically last night as Ben was looking at this job readings.  We cannot control him any more as much as we would like.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1124853 SheepDog-One
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Yea after losing 400,000 avg jobs weekly for 2 1/2 years, 130,000 jobs somewhere no one knows exactly where, surely signals mission accomplished.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:42 | 1124814 Bryan
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Tyler, please fire your proofreader.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:45 | 1124835 chinaguy
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Notice how the Birth/Death adjustment (the calculation of which appears to be proprietary) dropped the number exactly where they wanted it...not too hot, not too cold...

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:48 | 1124846 SheepDog-One
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'Lattes job readings' so all the new jobs are Starbucks barristas?

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:51 | 1124877 UninterestedObserver
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Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:53 | 1124878 UninterestedObserver
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Fri, 04/01/2011 - 09:52 | 1124882 QQQBall
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"Everyone into the Pool"




The Vampire Squid

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:02 | 1124906 Catullus
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"because they did QE2 for no imaginable justification other than inflating stocks. Jobs really have no bearing on this anyway. Continue to BTFD."

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:04 | 1124916 Kina
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Message to BB. Keep digging that hole, were are almost to China.

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