Goldman's Take On Obama's Latest Budgetary "Promises"

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:14 | 1166354 NOTW777
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key point - goldman funds the obama

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:11 | 1166385 Sudden Debt
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POINT 2: IN 12 YEARS, THERE WILL NOT BE ANOTHER CRISIS (or we're totally fucked)


POINT 4: why are you still reading this? Still not convinced?


somebody else can clean up his mess...


politicians... promising that somebody else of who they officially don't know who is going to be "elected" by than will fix it all...


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 19:11 | 1167106 narapoiddyslexia
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So sorry. I'm sort of new here. I'm a somewhat recently-simple Midwestern American.

Who are you?

Almost all of your points I've seen have resonated with what I see.

And here? Yes, they will no doubt foment more wars. And Obama is a fraud.

But why do you care?

I've heard you're Dutch. Here, that means something else. My father used to call cheap people "Dutch."

"Oh, he's Dutch," he'd say, after an egregious example passed in front of my eyes.

What is the deal with that?

Surely, not all Dutch are cheap. Where did that come from? 

And, just so we know, Obama is fuk ed.

Thank you.



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 19:14 | 1167113 narapoiddyslexia
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Please, I am just curious. I've never been out of the Midwest, and do not understand why folks elsewhere care that much.

My father voted for GWB, btw. And he went to his grave regretting it. Too late.


Thu, 04/14/2011 - 03:21 | 1168024 Sudden Debt
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1. I'm not Dutch, I'm from Belgium.

2. We call the Dutch greedy to, and Americans Stupid.

3. Why do I care? This is a globalist world. America fucked it up and we get to stand in the heat to.

4. You sound really stupid. How did you pass the captcha test? Did your dog help you out?


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:52 | 1166756 mdwagner
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key point - goldman funds all of them

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 19:11 | 1167105 FoodTiger
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If they need money, they ought to slap a 50% tax on political contributions.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:14 | 1166358 LawsofPhysics
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:08 | 1166565 Cash_is_Trash
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Bullish indeed, Sir.

This melt-up is certainly the prelude for the most massive financial collapse that one day will happen: the Sovereign Debt bubble.

Rally on ol' chap!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:42 | 1166715 SheepDog-One
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You left out 1 letter from your anagram sir 't'....see now its bullshit.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:17 | 1166361 NOTW777
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remember obama "cuts" = slower increase in spending

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:19 | 1166368 NOTW777
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:21 | 1166374 NOTW777
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now, back to bombing libya

and the US-Islamic World Forum featuring John the Kerry as Obama sidekick

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:17 | 1166369 AldousHuxley
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Now that Obama has spent your money on bankster rescue funds, you and your children will need to work harder for less.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:38 | 1166879 Seymour Butt
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Having problems with your short term memory? Geez, do you even have a GED? Get your facts straight.

Bank bailout was approved in 2008. Remember Hank Paulson? Or you forgot that already?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:22 | 1166376 Misean
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I could give a F**k what Goldman Sucks "thinks". They pay for this theater so it's kinda stupid to read their reviews anyway.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:22 | 1166380 AldoHux_IV
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Goldman should've gone under in the last financial crisis and will most certainly not survive the next one.  In other words: fuck Goldman and fuck Obama for the bullshit his administration help perpetuate-- the imbalances and inequities only grow more until the peasants wake up.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:24 | 1166381 RobotTrader
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Must be promising more food stamps.

WFMI on the verge of printing new highs.  That stock has had an insane run, no sign of it letting up.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:23 | 1166383 DonnieD
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This is the economic equivalent of Stalin analyzing the methods of Hitler.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:28 | 1166398 jmac2013
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Trillions for Wall Street bailouts, but Main Street government services get cut, go figure.  The first cuts should go to the military (but won't).  Over ten years ago the Pentagon announced that they couldn't account for two and a half trillion dollars, money down a hole.  The other ridiculous expenditure that should get cut is foreign aid $$$.  The ignorant masses hoped for change, but got suckered yet again.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:27 | 1166402 digalert
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While loading the teleprompter, this statement was fed to GS.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:49 | 1166495 Urban Redneck
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Did GS write its analysis before or after they delivered Barry's speech to the teleprompter guy?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:28 | 1166411 Bicycle Repairman
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If the FED isn't getting any help from the fiscal side of the house, I guess they'll have to do it alone.  Wonder what that means?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:34 | 1166427 Commander Cody
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Screw GS.  And as far as the fascists in DC: They will continue to kick the can down the road until they can't.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:33 | 1166435 chet
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It's completely meaningless to listen to what any politician or party proposes for the next ten years.

They're always campaigning, so the "right time" never comes to actually vote on any of it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:43 | 1166475 Cognitive Dissonance
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Since the 'official' numbers are manipulated anyway, they will never 'trigger' Armageddon in 2014. And the $4 Trillion will magically arrive early. And Santa Claus.............

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:47 | 1166483 XitSam
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"The most important new items are a “debt trigger” that would result in across-the-board cuts in spending and tax credits/deductions if debt/GDP goals are not reached"

Ha ha, oh this is rich.  They will simply redefine the goals. Just like the debt ceiling isn't fixed but keeps going up.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 22:26 | 1167685 FreedomGuy
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My thoughts, exactly! Every plan to attack budget deficits and national debt always has automatic triggers and disciplines. Anyone remember Gramm-Rudman? It's all crap because it all happens in the future with someone else. The "tomorrow" disciplines never ever ever never happen. It's smoke and mirrors. What you need is one of those old chainsaw finance types that started in corporate America back in the 80's. You cut now, deep and fairly ruthlessly. Of course you have to agree on what the core missions of government are before you do that. Democrats think the core mission is income stuff. Republicans tend to think it's security, FBI, defense, etc. That's why no one wins and government grows.

The Republicans will lose the budget fights, the Dems will win in the near term by preserving the ever growing government. All America and actually the world will lose when it crashes...and it will.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:55 | 1166526 Hedgetard55
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So the national debt will only increase by $12 trillion rather than $16 trillion in the next 12 years under Barry's plan?


Winning the future.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:57 | 1166534 Dr. No
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Graham-Rudman.   snoooze.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:03 | 1166551 newworldorder
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I am not an accountant, but we really do need to simplify the debt discussion for the masses.

"Perpetual debt" should be added to the US Treasury and FED lexicons and be identified as a separatebudgetary line item. Lot's of things can go into this definition, including debt that will never be repaid as well as future interest debt that can be added to the balance outstanding by future administrations.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:04 | 1166555 stoverny
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"debt trigger" - is that as iron-clad as the "debt ceiling"?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:15 | 1166598 bigdumbnugly
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obama's got to be very careful while reading the teleprompter and talking about this or he might just earn himself yet another derogatory nickname.



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:09 | 1166568 monopoly
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What a joke that man has become. We sure know who wears the shoe in his house. Not him!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:22 | 1166618 SparkyvonBellagio
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I hope the 'Gimp' gets a big piece of him.



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:27 | 1166653 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Nobel prize for economics in store for Barry?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:31 | 1166667 PulauHantu29
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How about triming the Mega-Trillion Sacred Military expenses? That seems to be the "elephant in the room."

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:31 | 1166854 Seymour Butt
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Military Industrial Complex. Sacred cow.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:56 | 1166769 Mach1513
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What the fuck is a "tax expenditure?"

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:00 | 1166782 centerline
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I would sincerely hope that it becomes painfully clear soon enough that the gas-pedal is stapled (nailed) to the floorboards.  Spending can't stop.  It can only accelerate from here.  Else the system drops dead on the spot.  Maybe some event serves as a "stop-strip" and sends us screaming off into the ditch.  Or maybe the wheels just fall off soon enough.  Maybe we achieve warp speed (and find out just what happens when mass is converted into pure energy).  Who knows.  But the message ought to be loud and clear here soon enough.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:54 | 1166918 Moe Howard
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Which came first - did they write the analysis first, or the teleprompter-in-chief script first? Or simultaneously?


Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Ron Paul said:

Of course, an actual government collapse would create serious problems for many people who have come to depend on government payments for healthcare, retirement income, their children’s education, and even food and housing. However, these so-called entitlement programs are unconstitutional to begin with and have engendered a culture of dependence on wealth transfer payments that is out of control. It concerns me greatly that instead of dealing seriously with our situation, so many in Washington would rather allow the chaos that will ensue when all of the dependent people are suddenly cut off. Better to look reality squarely in the face and tell people the difficult truth that government is simply not capable of managing people’s lives from cradle to grave as was foolishly promised. We face trillions in deficits with any of the budgets under consideration. Keeping those promises is, sadly, just not one of our options in the long run. Better to admit the nanny state is coming to an end and we are no longer working on “compromises” but a transition – to a sustainable way of life, one that respects the constitution, the rule of law and property rights.


And that is why the media hates him, the banksters hate him, after all, that is some straight shooting there by Dr. Paul. Compare that with Obama's [or whatever his real name is] speech as written by the Squid. See what I mean? By the way, last Friday the stupid 'deal' proved out to be what I heard it was - an increase in defense spending to cover Libya without a vote, hiding the money in the Afghanistan and Iraq appropriations. They cannot have a vote to be held against them in 2012.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:06 | 1166936 buzzsaw99
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Lie about GDP = Problem solved.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:11 | 1166945 redpill
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It's worked for China so far

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:35 | 1166993 honestann
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LIES ... LIES ... LIES ... LIES ... LIES

If there is a $4-trillion "cut", that is relative to some fictitious assumed $444-trillion increase in debt... "reducing" added debt to $440-trillion.

In fact, neither party will cut SQUAT.  Not in reality.  They might create a bunch of new off-budget, never discussed, totally bogus and unconsitutional scams to print and spend without revealing it... but that's the best case scenario for the predators-that-be in both parties.

Amazing how brazenly disingenuous they're getting.  They must realize the total collapse draws near.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:21 | 1167497 max2205
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Hope the trigger is aimed at his mouth

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 22:56 | 1167776 Myzery
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Executive Summary:


The United States will continue to meet it's obligations by devaluing the dollar.



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