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Tyler Durden's picture

...You will need it. The EURUSD has officially confirmed the much dreaded "Insane YoYo" formation. As a reminder the last time we had a dreaded chart spotting (The Hindenburg Omen from August 12, 2010), the Fed was forced to launch QE2 two weeks later. On a more serious note, the imminent announcement of a favorable Troica report on Greece will likely send the pair up 100 pips.

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Lieutenant Dan's picture

Divine Intervention!

redpill's picture

Thank God we have HFT robots to provide holy liquidity during these trying times.

TheTmfreak's picture

Praise silver haired obese woman jesus!


I think they do say that miracles come in all forms.

russki standart's picture

ZH Pussies, we are so f@cked!!

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

No we are not, the leaders are though.  Goverment purgings will start of elephants and donkeys.  Goverment workers next after that.

hugovanderbubble's picture

My bet:


EURUSD 1.32 in just one month.


No more QEn


Tyler Greek Troika ----------coming in pump the aware,then short monday EURUSD


Haircuts will restore the system

jkruffin's picture

Short Euro over 145,  it is heading back to 120 real soon......the prop job on it is trying to keep stocks up but everyone wants out of the Euro trade fast...

Bindar Dundat's picture

Holy QE3 Batman. We're screwed!

FOC 1183's picture

Not funny Tyler.  We're trying to avoid joining the 44+mil on food stamps here....

shortus cynicus's picture

I thought, people posting here have that minimal financial intelligence to participate in this programme voluntarily, reinvesting any saved FRNs in liberty dollars.

Caviar Emptor's picture

Exactly, Tyler. Fed again resorting to surrogate bailouts, like in 08-09. 

Bail out every nation, island and tribe that lines up yelling.

That will soon mean all ex-Soviet block Euro nations, MENA and resource rich African countries, Pakistan and any regions that threaten independence from India. And Japan. 

Cdad's picture



A criminal syndicate Wall Street banker on the BlowHorn [CNBC] is currently broadcasting the good news about...wait for it...."Insider buying."


Cognitive Dissonance's picture


There is always good news somewhere in the world. And if you can't find any, just make some shit up.

Bottoms up boys. Happy hour until 4 PM EDT.

augie's picture

how much you wanna bet we close positive.

jaffi's picture

Positive on what, exactly?  

augie's picture

/es is what i was referring to. Sorry for the lack of specificity.

snowball777's picture

I'll bet a whole Sack we do.

snowball777's picture

Ah, but which 4p? EDT doesn't seem like a limitation if you're in Kuala Lumpur.

jaffi's picture

That is a pretty cool city, Borneo is nice, too.  A kid tried to buy my ipod off of me for 3 times the market price, he laid off once I told him that you needed a computer to use it.  

holdbuysell's picture

Hasn't that sell/buy ratio of insiders been well over the magic 30 for a few years now?

ZH/Tyler have been covering this for some time now how insiders are selling in droves.

SheepDog-One's picture

Wow they just throw out an in your face lie about insider buying when insiders are selling 1,000x1 ?

alien-IQ's picture

Edward Bernays would be proud.

Racer's picture

"Insane YoYo" Love it... yes, that's the 'market' these days... unreal

bigdumbnugly's picture

in an insane yo-yo market you walk the DOG

or other such inverse fund.

Bob's picture

TZA booming against the Russell so far.  It'll be interesting to see how Bennie's buddies stem that slide. 

snowball777's picture

Riding the line between justification for QEx (where x >= 3) and a complete pooch screwing.

Atomizer's picture

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

alien-IQ's picture

this shit was making me dizzy...USD getting completely monkey-hammered. I'm already starting to eyeball the Tequila bottle.

youngman's picture

I used to go to Six Flags for a ride like that....

mick_richfield's picture

Hey, excellent business idea!

Let's start a new amusement park called....wait...

Six False Flags

motto:  "This is gonna kill you!"

Speak up, ZH!  Who wants the first franchise?

hedgeless_horseman's picture

When the minute chart on the EUR/USD looks like my treadmill workout it's time to buckle up.

Urban Redneck's picture

More like the YoYo of Death, the beast must create work for 7,000 Financial Services hires conjured in the BLS B/D Modeling, apparently they were all margin clerk positions.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

i'm sure the primary dealers are all in collusion to send the market down to guarantee qe3 starts on july 1, total fucking capture

SheepDog-One's picture

I think they want to create a down market but are clinging like grim death because they fear once it starts really dumping there will be no controlling it, not with all time high market margin!

rubearish10's picture

Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

rubearish10's picture

Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

rubearish10's picture

Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

qussl3's picture

Sell the news.

Matter of time before riots happen and it hits the news.

No one dares short the EUR now, but after?

Djirk's picture

pump seems to happen when US markets open.

Dear Fed, the weak dollar has not sustained employment or improved manufactoring....and QE2 still has a month or so to go. What will be the justification for qe other than exporting democracy in mineral rich regions?

shortus cynicus's picture

...exporting democracy in mineral rich regions...


Anyway, why is democracy export not appropriate accounted? It could drastically lower trade deficit.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

Its looking like a one way street in Eur/Usd at the moment, with the greeks about to be bailed and people thinking about QE3 again, add to that the floated idea of an "EZ finance ministy", and its hard to short it(i wouldnt if i was you). Todays news is hitting growth currencies, and i think the pair took a hit from that...other than dealer shenanigans, im still cool. There was no way the pair was staying down for long on that NFP number.

SheepDog-One's picture

What QE3, theyre going to imagine up some more fake money, and people will buy it? Not me, fading this crapsickle all the way.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

Fair enough, we could see a liquidity squeeze, and the greek thing could be a buy the rumor job. Who knows, you pays your money you takes your chance.

camoes's picture

And gold is up! Gold to US Dollar: WHO'S THE SAFE HAVEN NOW BITCH?