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    Crude oil time-spreads have completely dislocated from inventories. Historically, such dislocations have proved to be short lived. We expect that either spot prices will sell-off again or the back...

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Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:21 | 1335496 Lieutenant Dan
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Divine Intervention!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:21 | 1335519 TheTmfreak
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Praise jesus!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:24 | 1335538 redpill
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Thank God we have HFT robots to provide holy liquidity during these trying times.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:33 | 1335564 TheTmfreak
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Praise cyber-jesus!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:58 | 1335697 snowball777
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He said Divine intervention.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:37 | 1335874 TheTmfreak
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Praise silver haired obese woman jesus!


I think they do say that miracles come in all forms.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:18 | 1335498 russki standart
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ZH Pussies, we are so f@cked!!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:21 | 1335518 the not so migh...
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No we are not, the leaders are though.  Goverment purgings will start of elephants and donkeys.  Goverment workers next after that.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:28 | 1335502 hugovanderbubble
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My bet:


EURUSD 1.32 in just one month.


No more QEn


Tyler Greek Troika ----------coming in hours...to pump the market...be aware,then short monday EURUSD


Haircuts will restore the system

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:19 | 1335503 jkruffin
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Short Euro over 145,  it is heading back to 120 real soon......the prop job on it is trying to keep stocks up but everyone wants out of the Euro trade fast...

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:23 | 1335506 Bindar Dundat
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Holy QE3 Batman. We're screwed!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:20 | 1335511 FOC 1183
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Not funny Tyler.  We're trying to avoid joining the 44+mil on food stamps here....

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:32 | 1335559 shortus cynicus
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I thought, people posting here have that minimal financial intelligence to participate in this programme voluntarily, reinvesting any saved FRNs in liberty dollars.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:23 | 1335512 Caviar Emptor
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Exactly, Tyler. Fed again resorting to surrogate bailouts, like in 08-09. 

Bail out every nation, island and tribe that lines up yelling.

That will soon mean all ex-Soviet block Euro nations, MENA and resource rich African countries, Pakistan and any regions that threaten independence from India. And Japan. 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:20 | 1335515 Cdad
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A criminal syndicate Wall Street banker on the BlowHorn [CNBC] is currently broadcasting the good news about...wait for it...."Insider buying."


Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:26 | 1335529 Cognitive Dissonance
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There is always good news somewhere in the world. And if you can't find any, just make some shit up.

Bottoms up boys. Happy hour until 4 PM EDT.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:59 | 1335635 augie
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how much you wanna bet we close positive.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:00 | 1335725 jaffi
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Positive on what, exactly?  

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:10 | 1335751 augie
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/es is what i was referring to. Sorry for the lack of specificity.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:27 | 1335833 snowball777
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I'll bet a whole Sack we do.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:13 | 1335781 Don Birnam
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Only until 4 PM ? The drinker's hours of a teetotaler, sir.


Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:33 | 1335837 snowball777
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Ah, but which 4p? EDT doesn't seem like a limitation if you're in Kuala Lumpur.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:11 | 1336340 jaffi
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That is a pretty cool city, Borneo is nice, too.  A kid tried to buy my ipod off of me for 3 times the market price, he laid off once I told him that you needed a computer to use it.  

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:31 | 1335555 holdbuysell
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Hasn't that sell/buy ratio of insiders been well over the magic 30 for a few years now?

ZH/Tyler have been covering this for some time now how insiders are selling in droves.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:30 | 1335568 SheepDog-One
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Wow they just throw out an in your face lie about insider buying when insiders are selling 1,000x1 ?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:47 | 1335932 alien-IQ
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Edward Bernays would be proud.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:24 | 1335520 Racer
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"Insane YoYo" Love it... yes, that's the 'market' these days... unreal

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:26 | 1335549 bigdumbnugly
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in an insane yo-yo market you walk the DOG

or other such inverse fund.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:36 | 1335585 Bob
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TZA booming against the Russell so far.  It'll be interesting to see how Bennie's buddies stem that slide. 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:25 | 1335820 snowball777
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Riding the line between justification for QEx (where x >= 3) and a complete pooch screwing.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:24 | 1335521 urbanelf
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S&P 3, QE 500

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:24 | 1335522 Atomizer
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You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:27 | 1335535 alien-IQ
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this shit was making me dizzy...USD getting completely monkey-hammered. I'm already starting to eyeball the Tequila bottle.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:27 | 1335536 youngman
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I used to go to Six Flags for a ride like that....

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:10 | 1336043 mick_richfield
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Hey, excellent business idea!

Let's start a new amusement park called....wait...

Six False Flags

motto:  "This is gonna kill you!"

Speak up, ZH!  Who wants the first franchise?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:24 | 1335541 hedgeless_horseman
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When the minute chart on the EUR/USD looks like my treadmill workout it's time to buckle up.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:26 | 1335554 Urban Redneck
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More like the YoYo of Death, the beast must create work for 7,000 Financial Services hires conjured in the BLS B/D Modeling, apparently they were all margin clerk positions.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:31 | 1335558 I am a Man I am...
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i'm sure the primary dealers are all in collusion to send the market down to guarantee qe3 starts on july 1, total fucking capture

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:35 | 1335580 SheepDog-One
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I think they want to create a down market but are clinging like grim death because they fear once it starts really dumping there will be no controlling it, not with all time high market margin!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:43 | 1335620 rubearish10
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Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:41 | 1335624 rubearish10
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Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:47 | 1335669 rubearish10
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Bernanke has to be involved if this "collusion" has any connection to EU decision/announcement. We've got to play along until......."the music stops"!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:30 | 1335569 qussl3
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Sell the news.

Matter of time before riots happen and it hits the news.

No one dares short the EUR now, but after?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:34 | 1335571 Djirk
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pump seems to happen when US markets open.

Dear Fed, the weak dollar has not sustained employment or improved manufactoring....and QE2 still has a month or so to go. What will be the justification for qe other than exporting democracy in mineral rich regions?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:42 | 1335609 shortus cynicus
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...exporting democracy in mineral rich regions...


Anyway, why is democracy export not appropriate accounted? It could drastically lower trade deficit.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:35 | 1335576 scratch_and_sniff
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Its looking like a one way street in Eur/Usd at the moment, with the greeks about to be bailed and people thinking about QE3 again, add to that the floated idea of an "EZ finance ministy", and its hard to short it(i wouldnt if i was you). Todays news is hitting growth currencies, and i think the pair took a hit from that...other than dealer shenanigans, im still cool. There was no way the pair was staying down for long on that NFP number.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:35 | 1335592 SheepDog-One
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What QE3, theyre going to imagine up some more fake money, and people will buy it? Not me, fading this crapsickle all the way.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:58 | 1335713 scratch_and_sniff
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Fair enough, we could see a liquidity squeeze, and the greek thing could be a buy the rumor job. Who knows, you pays your money you takes your chance.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:35 | 1335594 camoes
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And gold is up! Gold to US Dollar: WHO'S THE SAFE HAVEN NOW BITCH?

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