Good News: It's Almost Over After Pelosi Says Congress Looking At "Two-Tiered" Deal

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Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:02 | 1485939 Arius
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definetely bullish!

guaranteed more soap opera ... thank God!

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:05 | 1485943 brew
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since "all my children" got cancelled gotta have something to watch...

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:06 | 1485947 Arius
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yeap... i was thinking of american idol .... bread and circus all over again...

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:26 | 1485997 hedgeless_horseman
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Just like porn.  Everyone gets fucked in the end.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:32 | 1486020 Cheesy Bastard
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Which end?

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:35 | 1486026 Arius
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the happy ending ... i guess ... or should i say i hope ....

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:38 | 1486032 Cheesy Bastard
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Lol.  The happy ending, otherwise known as the money shot.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 23:36 | 1486134 hardcleareye
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groan....

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 04:41 | 1486635 falak pema
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Don't groan when you can sigh! Its more in line with enjoying inevitable rape.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 02:15 | 1486500 camoes
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GOLDEN SHOWER, BITCHEZ!

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:44 | 1486044 Rodent Freikorps
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Both.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 01:06 | 1486372 redpill
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Well, his name is Boner afterall.  Since when did he give a shit about rattling Asian markets, and when did that become a priority for the timeline upon which we enact legislation that would impact entire generations of future Americans/Chinese Indentured Servants?

 

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 07:39 | 1486762 Bob
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Mr. Market has been installed as our new Dictator, with the elected officials merely executives catering to his needs.  Obama warned on Friday that "Wall Street will be watching on Monday," so Boner one-upped him with "the Asian markets on Sunday" bullshit. 

When are people going to confront this new face of the coup by the financial industry? 

Mr. Market has become Big Brother. 

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:46 | 1487076 jesus_quintana
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Middle Eastern markets already open. Won't somebody think of the poor Arabs?

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 01:35 | 1486428 Mariposa de Oro
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Just like porn.  Everyone gets fucked in the end

ROTFLMAO!!!  I'm using that!

:-)

 

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 00:00 | 1486208 Threeggg
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Watching it right now on Nick@nite

Still as funny as it was way back !!

Oh it's married with children.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:06 | 1485945 HungrySeagull
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Oh shit.

 

QE 3 for sure and despite the Nausea in my tummy I better grow a pair and get ready to trade.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:09 | 1485955 lizzy36
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The problem is w/o timmy issuing debt, what the hell is ben going to monetize?

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:21 | 1485990 sasebo
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MBS. AAA of course. Yeah, right. Toilet paper.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 00:12 | 1486231 cranky-old-geezer
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The problem is w/o timmy issuing debt, what the hell is ben going to monetize?

All kinds of stuff, but (worthless) secirities from Wall Street banks mostly.

Bernokio can keep TARP going forever, buying up all kinds of worthless paper ...at full mark-to-myth value of course.

Debt ceiling merely stops Bernokio monetizing more treasury debt. He can keep printing and buying all kinds of other (worthless trash) paper out there.

I fully expect seeing Fed's balance sheet baloon to $100 trillion ...then $200 trillion ...and keep going.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 01:28 | 1486419 TruthInSunshine
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Ben monetized Red Roof Inn, that fantastic chain of well run motels, last go around, as just one example of his flexibility, so I imagine he's already got a good, solid plan together, Lizzy.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:06 | 1485946 InvalidID
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I'm long bullshit, been making a killing!

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 00:14 | 1486258 Captain Planet
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and you get great fertilizer, without paying/selling your soul to monsanto

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:07 | 1485949 sabra1
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at least now, they can replace the pensions they stole!

OT:

Ireland Trying To Hide A Bank Default?
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:08 | 1485951 gangland
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bhahahaha of course! icant wait till ski season.

 

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:10 | 1485960 buzzsaw99
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Basking in it, reveling in it, positively buried in the part. Lights, camera, action!

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:11 | 1485962 Global Hunter
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 "Just pass the damn "deal" already so that we can all resume observing the global economy collapse in on itself first slowly, and then very very fast".

I keep re-reading this and chuckling.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:16 | 1485970 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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So, at what time do the rating agencies' announce a downgrade of this self-centered, parasitic piece of s**t that is known at the good ol' US of A?

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:15 | 1485973 Atomizer
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Thank you Nancy.. Listen to how double talk works.

Pelosi Unemployment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUAG3Fqz56s

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:18 | 1485983 A Nanny Moose
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Leave poor Nancy "We gotta pass it to find out what's in it" Pelosi alone. Somebody dropped a house on her sister.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:26 | 1485999 lolmao500
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Boehner should tell Obama and the democrats they have to pass the debt ceiling bill to know what's in it... during a press conference. It would be epic.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:44 | 1486043 brew
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lets commission another commission...

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:51 | 1486064 Rodent Freikorps
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...and then ignore their recommendations.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 04:28 | 1486622 francis_sawyer
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yeah... Howz about a 'debt ceiling raising' czar...

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 12:59 | 1487463 cranky-old-geezer
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I just drpped in to see what condition my commission is in.

Yea ... yea ... ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa ....

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 23:49 | 1486165 Samual Adams
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"Boehner should tell Obama and the democrats they have to pass the debt ceiling bill to know what's in it... during a press conference. It would be epic."

Pure Brilliance!    That would go Viral in a heartbeat/Flash Crash.   I wonder if anyone has found out which is faster?

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 06:54 | 1486716 Husk-Erzulie
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Somebody dropped a house on her sister.

Ha, never heard that one before....usin' it :-)

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:18 | 1485980 JLee2027
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Can you believe anything Pelosi or an un-named aide claim?

I can't. Just the NY Times story 3 days ago that a deal was being struck. Or the Wash Post story about progress this past week. Both false. I'll wait for Boehner to announce something.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:20 | 1485986 baby_BLYTHE
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we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it

No, pretty sure these people are certifiably insane

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:27 | 1486003 nmewn
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She is criminally insane.

Reporter: “Madam Speaker, where specifically does the Constitution grant Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandate?”

Pelosi: “Are you serious? Are you serious?”

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 08:45 | 1486850 disabledvet
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Is there a difference?

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 11:03 | 1487106 nmewn
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Well, its not a crime for her to return to her corner and rock back & forth while babbling to herself...its just distracting ;-)

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:18 | 1485981 I am Jobe
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F the bitch is still in Congress. Send her to Palestine will ya. Get this opera over with . F I am tired and have to continue drinking.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:19 | 1485985 RobotTrader
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Looks like yet another crisis was averted.

Same old games, kick it down the road for a few more miles.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:29 | 1486004 sasebo
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Are you sure? USA still bankrupt. Kick their dumb asses down the road. Still borrowing 40% of what we spend. Nothing has changed & won't till dollar collapses, hopefully soon. DXY down 7% since Jan. even with all those reserves.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 23:55 | 1486197 Ying-Yang
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Nope Robot Trader... game changer is just beginning. Buckle up for what's coming. It will blow your mind and your trades.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:57 | 1487094 Spastica Rex
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Looks like you're still boring.

Same old comment.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 21:22 | 1485992 nmewn
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Oh yes...no circus would be complete without the clown Pelosi. 

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