Google China Now Redirecting To Hong Kong Portal, As Goldman Rips The Shorts' Heads Off

Tyler Durden's picture is now officially redirecting to

Sure explains the rip in GOOG stock over the past few minutes: Goldman is still learning how to let a piece of bad news go without inciting a historic short squeeze in the process.

Update: Google advises this is merely a way to provide legal, uncensored data access. The company warns that China's government can now cut access to Google at any minute. Which should be, indeed, any minute.

h/t Back 9

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Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The US markets are kicking ass?!?!?!  China get your quants on standby!

Hephasteus's picture

I guess you pretty much suck when the only way you can get people to even step into your putruid stock market pool is to sucker them into naked shorting and end up buying some piece of crap you don't want or paying the computers to hold on to the shares for the next wave of sucker punches.

Postal's picture

Me thinks I am very glad I had to liquidate a few years ago in order to settle some bills. I'm certainly glad I'm not involved in this mess...

nonclaim's picture

You'd be gone postal by now...

[couldn't resist the nick, sorry]

Postal's picture

LOL It's cool. I'm feeling much better now. :) Haven't had to deal with military BS for three years.

Hephasteus's picture

Maybe next life you'll get a mother and father that can keep you out of gangs.

Comrade de Chaos's picture

the speaker (monitor) is mine !!!!

Comrade de Chaos's picture

"hands of MY monitor/speaker" - Marla

Cyan Lite's picture

Any proof this was directed by Goldman?  Or just FUD?

BlackBeard's picture

I'm still short GOOG and long BIDU.  1 min charts are for junkies.

Gordon_Gekko's picture

This stock "market" is now nothing more than a propaganda tool for the USGovt. By skying the stock, the USG/Goldman wants everyone to see how good Google's decision to leave China is. And Google (did I hear "Do no evil"?...ROFL!) thinks it's doing a favor to humanity by stopping its services in China. C'mon folks, who do you think you're kidding - it's just a search engine. It's unfortunate how devastated the US Economy is at this point that it has to use a goddamn search engine as leverage in a trade war. Pathetic.

PicassoInActions's picture

Totally agree. Now we are mixing politics with math. Does not work.

We already been trough this during USSR collapse. 


Hephasteus's picture

Oh I'm totally sure that the CIA and nantional security coucil will just freaking love not having access to their cultures emails to snoop through. Especially when web bots are sooo freaking easy to stop.

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