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Steering wheels bitchez
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, good people of the world. Much talk has been made of the success of the financial assistance offered to General Motors by the United States government. My administration, on the advice of our friends both in business and in labor, provided the financial backing required to pull GM back from the brink of destruction. This effort was a huge success. At a time of major economic uncertainty we were able to address GM's deficiencies and sell our financial interest back to the market, reaping large rewards for the American tax payer. Now, however, we hear rumors that not all is well with GM, that perhaps there are quality issues, and that perhaps there is too much inventory.
These rumors are baseless and a clear threat to our standards of democracy, human values, and American ingenuity. For behind these rumors are the very terrorists we have been fighting against for so long. And now these terrorist organizations have infiltrated the very heart of America, and are in our living rooms, our bedrooms, and our workplaces even as I speak. Rest assured that I will do everything in my power as President of this great nation to repel this threat to our ways, and that in the coming months we shall take decisive action against this new menace to our financial stability and our Constitution. Thank you, good night, and God bless America.
Here is video of said car with detachable steering wheel
In Soviet Amerika, you don't steer wheel... wheel steers YOU!
Ouch. "Chuck Norris could steer with his teeth, easily". So, they actually sold 2100 of these, ehh. That's interesting.
Look for the Union Lable.
If GM was innovative, their cars would have a joystick instead of power steering. That way, you capture the video game generation and kill them off when the electricity fails.
Does the wheel get quantitatively eased from your hands ?
Because in Soviet Amerika, working steering wheel is an accessory.
Yeah, an accessory to murder...
A subtle plot to get rid of those going for the Cruze and not the Volt. Ya see ... Cruze is a repackaged Volt just not with those hybrid crap in it.
Phil Lebeau - now there's a corporate MSM lackey if ever there was one.
Phil seems to have a juvenile crush on GM, or an Oedipus complex (?). Either way, I get creeped out whenever he is on screen talking about GM.
GM - The Yugo of Amerika
Phil, besides being a tool on CNBS, is the official MSM shill for the UAW, doncha kow?
Annd where is Ray LaHood (perfect name), bleating about how "I wouldn't want to buy a Toyo..., er, GM car now"?
Let 'em all die...
Anyone who watches (or listens to as background) CNBC deserves to be LeBeau'ed and worse.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
I am looking forward to the day that Chuck Norris dies just so that I don't ever have to hear these stupid stories about him everywhere. In finance, in medical news groups, in engineering forums, in every damned thing. Yeah, you're real clever, you can copy another 1/2 million idiots. Shut up.
the same thing was said about Billy Mayes...
In USSA, gubment motor car steers YOU! Over a cliff!
GM recently issued a statement addressing the issue.
"We have decided not to recall our Cruze vehicles.
The US DOT released a study showing the Cruze is perfectly safe to drive on straight roads, so please limit your travel routes to straight routes only. Sorry for the inconvenience."
Because; a.) gets rid of another mouth to feed, and b.) someone will have to buy another car!
Maybe GM should consider a merger with Yugo.
The rear window defroster doubles as a hand warmer when pushing vehicle in cold conditions.
I guess the buyer of the UAW crapbox can then hit themselves in the head with the steering wheel as they drive off the road into a fury crash.
Maybe it's a wireless bluetooth steering wheel that can also be controlled from your iPad (see recent Buick commercials).
cruze control bitchez....or lack there of
Haaah! +1, thanks for the laugh.
These workers obviously have a radioactivity deficiency. Drink some Japanese mineral water, or get an X-ray!
reduced development schedules, reduced testing, low cost manufacturing locations. Pressure on management not to delay a launch, and on and on.
That would explain how the wrong component (steering wheel) not only ended up on the assembly line floor, but got 'kind of' installed, got through QC and got shipped. Is it surprising that the steering wheel line worker didn't notice he had the wrong part?
I worked first at a Toyota dealership then a chevy/hummer dealership then went back to a Toyota dealership because of I did not feel great about selling the GM product, plus in the educated market of Bellevue Wa rarely did we sell anything (except when there was 0% 60 plus months, their cars blow, on some large loaded SUV)in comparision to the Toyota lot, I have a 4runner and my wife has a scion TC.
If Toyota would ever build a full size pickup, I'd be all over it.
broken steering is actually the newst technical innovation straight from Formula One!
I don't even need to click the link, Vitali Petrov at yesterday's Malaysian Grand Prix.
Obama saved the auto industry just in case we would need the factories to produce heavy tanks later when we go to war with China.
Built Chevy tough.
Where are the TRUE contrarians who're gonna load up on GM now that this is out of the way?
Much better buying a decent used car than new econo crap box.
I'd still take a Japanese car any day. German cars are cool but cost too much and too much to fix.
Try a Mini Cooper. Amazingly engineered little cars. The Japs and Germans both get it right in different ways.
Another chance to say: Honda CRX
Best car chase ever (except the sad ending, because the cops cheated)
Clearly the work of a Palin operative.
Made in the USA!
Maybe we should export these to China?
Best laugh of the day for me. It would be revenge for some of the crap they sold us.
you can feel just like a bondholder
In Soviet America, steering wheel turns you!
GM, creating near life experiences.
WB7, a picture speaks a thousand words ( and $30 billion in taxpayer-funded bailout cash ).
Boobs in management ;-)
That's a thing of beauty, WBZ, even though you milked it.
Now THAT's an airbag I wouldn't mind smacking me in the face.
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