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Greece Deputy PM Warns Of Tanks In The Streets, Mass Suicides, If Second Bailout Voted Down By Greek Parliament

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With just days left until the crucial vote on passing the Greek mid-term austerity package, the assured destruction rhetoric used by the Greek status quo has hit fever pitch. Just to make sure the message is not lost on the broader population that Europe's banks will not admit defeat in a vote that could end the kleptocratic cartel's hegemony for ever, Greece's Deputy Prime Minister Theodoros Pangalos has blasted suggestions that it would be better for his country to abandon the euro and return to the drachma as an "immense stupidity". He didn't stop there. For dramatic impact, the Greek vice PM also said that the country would devolve into complete anarchy, with tanks roaming the streets, a population on the verge of civil war, with mass suicides, just for dramatic impact, should bankers not get their way. More or less in line with the Hank Paulson script that is regurgitated every few years when the Ponzi system is on the verge of imploding yet again.

From AFP:

"Those who say this are extremely stupid. While they may be analysts, university professors or economists, saying that is an immense stupidity," Pangalos told daily Spanish newspaper El Mundo in an interview published Sunday.

Debt-wracked Greece has been told by European peers that it cannot hope to continue receiving aid from a 110-billion-euro rescue package agreed with the EU and the IMF last year without biting budget reforms and privatisations.

The Greek parliament will vote on an austerity package this week but some economists have argued that Athens needs to restructure its debt and leave the euro to become economically competitive again.

"Returning to the drachma would mean that on the following day banks would be surrounded by terrified people trying to withdraw their money, the army would have to protect them with tanks because there would not be enough police," said Pangalos.

"There would be riots everywhere, shops would be empty, some people would throw themselves out the window ... And it would also be a disaster for the entire European economy."

And since we continue to live in bizarro world, the inverse truth is that this is likely a far more accurate description of reality should the mid-term package be voted through in just a few day, although with the country on a general 2 day strike beginning Tuesday, everyone will be able to celebrate with the bankers right in front of the Athens parliament once again.

As for austerity, something tells us Pangalos will be the first casualty should Greece finally truly implement some "leaner" policy measures.

 

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Sun, 06/26/2011 - 22:16 | 1404468 grunk
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Not porky's best camera angle.

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 22:35 | 1404506 nathan1234
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If all these are facts there's no way Greeks will ever pay back their debt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007949/The-Big-Fat-Greek-Gravy-...

Any way what the Greeks are doing is just peanuts to what  Goldman & JPM  are skimming off from the world.

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 23:00 | 1404560 agNau
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Just a casual observation, from an untrained eye, but isn't the tank still seated?

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 23:05 | 1404581 Jovil
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The difference between European countries and the US is that we have an armed population. Riots here would take a different meaning and don't think our government is not getting prepared.

http://lonerangersilver.wordpress.com/2011/06/20/living-through-a-curren...

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 23:23 | 1404606 zorba THE GREEK
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 ME thinks Theodoros likes the galactopudico too

 much. Maybe he should eat more fat-free

 yaorti.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:34 | 1404702 PulauHantu29
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Why not just fly in Hank Paulson so he can threaten, tremble, and shake in front fo the cameras warning the world will end unless the Bankers are Bailed out and The People must take the entire loss......Hank is so good maybe he will grab the Nobel Emmy Award.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:40 | 1404707 FreeNewEnergy
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Seriously, where is that mofo?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 04:16 | 1404839 Orly
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Out chasing butterflies.  He is actually a renowned lepidopterist, as was Vladimir Nabokov.  One was an eloquent genius, the other a Satanist asshole.  I'll let you do the math.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:35 | 1404705 FreeNewEnergy
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The truly twisted irony is that Pangalos is Pangloss in a literary sense. Suicide, then, must be the best of all possible outcomes.

Better dead than wed to the EU?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:37 | 1404710 chindit13
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This is hardly a convincing testimonial for the Mediterranean Diet, fiscal or otherwise.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:41 | 1404716 Peter Pan
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The Minister is correct about tanks and suicides. The tanks will be for the protection of the reptilian politicians and the mass suicides (hopefully) will be those of politicians. They are only extending the inevitable as well as the length of the rope that will adorn their necks when the people get to them.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:44 | 1404719 honestann
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Greece:  DEFAULT.

Then nuke the predator banksters, who lent you nothing in the first place - they just pressed a few keys on a keyboard and created fiat, fake, fraud, fiction, fantasy, fractional-reserve debt out of nothing.  They gave you nothing, so give them back nothing.  Up theirs!

The world will not end.  Any rational human being can just about guarantee the life of everyone in Greece will be vastly better if you just throw off that fake burden the predators have dumped on you.  True, you will need to cut back on government employees, their salaries, their retirement terms (which are absurd).  But you need to do that anyway.  Better to do that with zero debt.

DEFAULT.

You'll be fine.  Don't believe the hysterical banksters.  They are intentional self-conscious predators on principle, pure and simple.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 00:57 | 1404732 Cole Younger
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The tanks and police won't be protecting banks (which likely deserve to be burned anyway) they will be protecting the politicians (which allowed Greece to get into this mess to begin with)....Oh well...

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 02:07 | 1404774 robertocarlos
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It's not over until the fat guy has sung.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 02:59 | 1404807 HungrySeagull
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Wait a while. That first coughing fit will only clear the lungs and splatter the first three rows of those most at risk from his actions.

 

The rest of the song will go out one of two ways. A successful conclusion or death from Heart Failure during the effort.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 02:55 | 1404810 pcrs
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The sky will fall down if you don't give me what I want

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 03:00 | 1404811 HungrySeagull
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Molon Labe.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 03:14 | 1404819 slackrabbit
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+1000

'cats and dogs living together...mass hysteria'

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 03:01 | 1404815 Botox4U2
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I'm personally calling for every person in Greece or elsewhere in Europe who owns a tank to start it up and proceed to make every bank in Europe (and the USA) an air conditioned drive through. Does the European Constitution allow for dragging banksters behind the tanks? Please advise. Thank you

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 05:09 | 1404843 Coldfire
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Holy endomorphium, did Pangalos eat the first tranche of the Greek bailout? Or is his "prosperous" look a simple case of late-stage cocaine addiction? Both? What do you imagine would be his motivation to show up at the 11th hour for an ostensibly poison chalice? One supposes a trough is a trough is a trough. And in any event the poison will be consumed by ordinary Greeks, not this orotund apparatchik.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 05:18 | 1404859 Eric Cartman
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That fat shit in the middle is overstimulated.

His bubble reminds me of Americas... it could pop in any minute and when it does pop, LOOK OUT!!!!! 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 06:25 | 1404888 Bitch Tits
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lol.

Pretty determined to get the money, eh? Just print, boys, just print.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 06:57 | 1404916 Rynak
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THE WORLD WILL END IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT WE SAY!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 11:20 | 1405492 Use of Weapons
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4smD0xy6w08

For the record; ex-puppets don't get thrown from windows these days, they mysteriously perish from heart conditions or strokes that were miraculously staved off by their government roles. Looking at his cardio, my money is on a heart attack - although, be aware his warning wasn't to the plebs, it was an unsubtle reminder to whip his fellow voters into line.

Speaking of heart attacks, seems they're getting more common:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2008280/Christopher-Shale-Did-Ca...

Do a roll call of ex-MENA dictators... At least Idi got a retirement package, right? All bets are off with maid service becoming a line in the sand.

 

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