Greece Retaliation Against Germany Escalates: Airbrushed Venus Statue Flipping Off Greeks By Banana-Eating Germans Prompts Greek Boycott

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Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:16 | 246843 godfader
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Soon enough the rattling of German Tiger tanks will be heard on the streets of Athens.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:26 | 247058 Anonymous
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Over the sound of Stukas, but first we need to see some Fiat those Cr-42's to start it all off.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 17:07 | 247294 Mad Max
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That would be the Leopard II, unless you're planning some sort of historical reenactment.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:17 | 246844 trav7777
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This is awesome!!!!

I want to see Germany invade and make the Greeks their bitches.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:32 | 246864 Gunther
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Not now,
the task of the German army is to stop the enemy until real military arrives.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 21:29 | 247599 Brak82
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come on. In the year 2010, Germany is the last country to invade anyone. Greeks will get over this little photoshop and move on revolting their own country.

Sat, 02/27/2010 - 01:01 | 247734 Quantum Nucleonics
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Germany's pathetic military would be hard pressed to make it to the Austrian border let alone Athens, and then only if they get an American GI to loan them a GPS handset.  But that's what 1% of GDP gets you.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:19 | 246846 Anonymous
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reminds me of the build up to ww1, time to make it 3-0 ?

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:29 | 246862 SDRII
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its always the balkans

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:19 | 246847 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Who won the bloody war anyway?"

Hilarious skit.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:26 | 246854 Anonymous
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Eating bananas in the trees? In Germany? LoL

Seriously, it will only take some clueless Greek politicians joining the chorus for a boycott against German goods in order for the EU to go beserk. It could actually be considered a breach of the EU treaties (free movement of goods and services, anyone?).

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:46 | 247104 carbonmutant
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 Greece has a long history of backdoor breeches that's how they got here in the first place...

Sat, 02/27/2010 - 18:11 | 248165 Anonymous
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"backdoor breeches"? I love it! Is that the same as
sneaking up from "behind" and giving it to the boys?

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:28 | 246856 ptoemmes
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There is only one way to settle this:

Germany vs Greece - only Monty Python




Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:53 | 246912 Bam_Man
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Hilarious. At least we know that when the UK's turn comes (shortly) they have a sense of humor.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 17:31 | 247320 boiow
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jimmy carr..

3.30 sums up british humour

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 14:19 | 246955 jmf
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Moin from Germany,


Always good to "look on the bright side of life"......

Amazing what a populist outburst from really only one or two desperate greek politicians in respone to a cover can spiral into.....






Sat, 02/27/2010 - 13:03 | 247933 jmf
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Mon from Germany,

it was OFFSIDE ;-)!

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:28 | 246858 Zombie Investor
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Angela doesn't have to give Papandreou anything, because he is coming to visit Obama on March 9th (yeah, we get to bailout Greece):

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:32 | 246869 xamax
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Fri, 02/26/2010 - 14:12 | 246859 Going Down
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And imagine what will happen when anarchists photoshop Michelangelo's David....


Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:47 | 247109 carbonmutant
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Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:29 | 246860 Internet Tough Guy
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jim rogers: british pound could collapse within weeks:


Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:31 | 247070 Zombie Investor
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FWIW, Rogers claims he never made those statements:

"Financier Jim Rogers Friday denied making remarks attributed to him in a press release this week saying the pound sterling is at risk of imminent collapse."

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:30 | 246863 jmc8888
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The photoshop heard round the world

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:32 | 246865 Anonymous
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece? …..With a crowbar.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:40 | 246894 Anonymous
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Why did the Greek boy leave home?

He didn't like the way he was being reared...

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:49 | 247113 Anonymous
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He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 16:27 | 247192 MsCreant
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I have news for us all, butt f@ckers are everywhere, starting at, pardon my pun, the top.

Greece, it's what's for dinner...

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:32 | 246867 BlackBeard
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Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:33 | 246872 jc125d
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Maybe when George meets Angela she can clear up the question of the proper venue for eating the banana.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:34 | 246873 buzzsaw99
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I love those Greeks.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:35 | 246874 chindit13
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"and I think to myself, what a wonderful world"  Louis Armstong

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:35 | 246875 jobless_recover...
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Greeks should start boycotting their idiot politicians. Having a good civilization 3000 years ago does not mean you are civilized enough now. You can not live on what you did 3000 years ago. It is time to pay some debt and tight some belts.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:42 | 246889 tenaciousj
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Same shit as here (US).  People are all for the government being financially responsible..  Until they realize they have to make do with less, be financially responsible, and generally work harder themselves.  At that point you start getting "It's our given RIGHT to these things!  You cannot take them away!"

Watch what happens here if unemployment continues to rise or holds at the current high levels and they ever fail to extend the UE benefits.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:58 | 246921 Anonymous
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I was listening to radio interview with a protester at a Tea Party. What an idiot. Retired cop on disability complaining about govt spending. Totally clueless. Guy has spent his life living off other peoples taxes, still doing it today while contributing nothing to this country. And he thinks cutting govt spending will some how only affect other people.

Pop some corn and get a good seat. When the govt actually cuts spending it is going to get fun fast.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 15:54 | 247119 Anonymous
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Quite right. Police and fire departments are the only things in government budgets that can be cut.

Sat, 02/27/2010 - 21:41 | 248314 Anonymous
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That is, if you want your house to burn down & find out what a good old fashioned crime wave is really like. Cop & Fireman jobs are dangerous, dangerous, dangerous. you might like it for them to do the work for chump change but guess what, it's a free country & they don't have to. Everybody puts the cops down until they need one. If you cut police jobs they will find ready employment as private cops for the Kleptocracy & YOU won't be safe in your bed at night.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 14:46 | 246996 Anonymous
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The only unemployment that will matter, and when you will hear the screamming, is when the teachers begin losing their jobs. When that starts to happen, Look Out!

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 14:48 | 247001 Jean Valjean
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The screaming will commence when teachers start losing their jobs.  When that happens, Look Out!  You see, teachers are much too important to be unemployed.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 16:44 | 247236 sethstorm
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Already happening in Rhode Island.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 16:50 | 247264 Argonaught
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+1. Well said.

Sat, 02/27/2010 - 09:14 | 247826 Anonymous
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Here in America we did all that already; tightened our belts, made do with less, worked harder. The criminal upper class took that & ran with it. Now they own 95% of the wealth, sent all our jobs offshore & took control of the government. I guess we can take pride in being the most productive workers in the world but when the race to the bottom is done what exactly will that get us?

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 17:10 | 247299 Mad Max
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Yeah, 3000 years is a long time ago.  But it was only like 2350 years, +/-.  Much more recent.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 13:35 | 246877 Anonymous
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I wonder if the magazine editors that are spurring the inter-ethnic hatred are jews or financed by jews, as always. But we'll never know that - to us it will be reported as Gemrans vs Greeks.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 14:45 | 246994 Anonymous
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oh yes, the jews are the source of all of our many do you recommend that
we exterminate? what method do you propose this

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 16:01 | 247133 Anonymous
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oh come on now. is that what he said? no it is not. that victim schtick is getting a bit old already. can you come up with any new material?

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 16:25 | 247188 MsCreant
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Naturally you post that Anon.

Fri, 02/26/2010 - 22:13 | 247629 Rusty Shorts
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