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CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW!
I thought that Becky always said "duh" before "awesome"?
I swear I heard her say this morning "...and apparently gold has been coming back recently..." as if she were talking about something completely trivial like the price of Hannah Montana tickets or something.
Totally awesome (and would you marry me, Becky?)
Why is the RFID chip in my palm flashing?
It's telling you that you son-of-a-bitch haven't spent enough money this month - you damn "saver"! The only way to get rich is to spend more than you have and you have earned - don't-cha-know! /sarc
Buy more gyros! Or is that Euros?
At least you can eat gyros ;-)
Report to the nearest Sleepshop, Logan Three.
It's telling you that you've used up your monthly allocation of chickens to choke.
...now that was funny.
You are not of the body! Traitors!
Well, that dates you tom. How long till U.S. bonds do the same thing?
Never. The dollar goes first.
If the Treasury market goes tits up, we might get a "renew" rather than a thermonuclear detonation. But the Fed can't resist interfering, and in fact is forced to interfere under any and all circumstances.
Sweet, so I can love my metals AND bonds for a bit longer.
Greece gets access to the Fed's discount window -- problem solved.
I've always wanted to visit/own a sun-drenched Greek island...
RUNNER! Drop the gold and silver.
And not a threat to human health (Copyright 2011, TEPCO)
Reality might sink in?
But, but Leo said to buy - back at 8% on the 10-year?!
Maybe he wanted to get in early to max out the haircut... Some like pain, ya know ;-)
No, he traded them for the chinese solars.
Which are getting caught with their pants down in scams like channel stuffing or outright lying on their books.
Let's play dominoes!
make that DOOMinoes
Please Tyler, I can't take any more DOOM...
Doom is bullish for Gold and Silver.
Possible doom is bullish for PMs. Actual doom is only bullish for bread and bullets, not so much rocks, shiny or otherwise.
One step closer to ending like the French Assignats.
Silver, Gold, Iron, clay pot, and urine can be used to make a battery. You can connect several of these battery's to recharge your I-Pad. Recharging these batteries only requires dumping out the old urine and replacing with fresh urine.
The thought of recharging those batteries had me pissing my pants.
Double post or double penetration
Oh shit, I thought my wife was going out for Dr. Pepper!
Doom in moderation is actually bullish for the accepted currency.
I am kinda.hoping for a kinder and gentler doom. Like all the dooms we faced in the 20th century.
I prefer my doomworlds to stay on my pc.
So why don't you switch on CNBC...
Here you go, Hamy:
Cheer Up Hamy, look at the bright side, at least they finally made the right decision and stopped "throwing good money after bad", so from that perspective this is a good decision, bullish for AAPL and stuff.
But then I realized there is no 'good money' anymore, well except for Gold but that doesn't count, right Hamy ?
Oh my god.
If hamy is capitulating or becoming scared we are fucking doomed.
Cmon hamy cheer me up.
Get the gold bugs riled up.
Dont you think a one world government will be the result of all this financial stress, and finally bring peace to mankind?
hamy if i remember right you sold all your silver at 26 and your gold at 1320. your feelings of doom are coming from within. are u lookin around at your fellow peons there manufacturing consent and trying to give the illussion of calm and thinkin to yourself " gotta git out of here". dont worry you will wake up to the fact that your pension will be gone your dollars worthless and the stocks you so treasure make good wallpaper lolololo
How quaint. As if it's something newly found, a jewel of knowledge, an ah-hah moment, spiritual insight.
Raised concerns... in reality simply bitch slapping the EU across the face whilst soundly asleep dreaming wistful images of everything's been taken care of, OK, hunkie dorie and if not, we'll have another meeting and release another statement, mission accomplished.
Ms. Kyeptokopolis, book me a first class flight to Berlin for the meeting, a suite at the Kampinski, love. And give Bennie a ring, we'll need another mimeograph copy of the dollar swap drawdown...
European's really don't like to do work on Fridays
No, and since the sun is shining beautifully on the central plateau in the Rhine valley- we have no need for Greek islands or paper (today).
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