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South Sea Bubble, Tulipmania, DotCom,
And now the Hopium Bubble
I prefer my Hopium diluted with a little heroin and mainlined into which ever vein or artery hasn't collapsed yet.
Oh, and swirl in some chocolate sauce and a cherry on top. Just make sure the cherry doesn't clog the needle.
Greece will get bailed out and this story will fade away until next year when they are downgraded again. Until then, it's not even news now.
You have obviously chosen to take the blue pill.
Note that the bailout means other countries will have to fork out. Countries such as Ireland. And Latvia. Now THERE is a new type of contagion.
They have sure done a fantastic job sucking money into the ponzi market. The question is when will they let it go down. The insiders must be getting close to setting up short after this latest wave of investor capitulation.
http://www.minyanville.com/businessmarkets/articles/stocks-insider-tradi...
I truly don't think we're anywhere near the top here in the indices. There will be an acceleration to 1225, before any slight pull back. The way I see it, we're going to pretty much vertically run up to the old highs before any meaningful 10%+ pull back.
Just playing the market in front of me.
What makes you believe that, Mr. Wang?
The euphoria. Just look at what's happened to this point off last year's low. All along people have screamed and yelled that it would pull back, it was too expensive. Other than a couple of small set backs, it's been straight up.
Now you have Joe and Jane out there buying into the "USA is back" scenario so boldly displayed on the cover of Newsweek. Now they fear they will miss the run back to Dow 14,000, so they'll start buying. Of course, analysts will encourage them. Only when we hit that high again will the rug be pulled out. Til then, keep buying.
It's tax week. The market will rise until April 15th. Sell at the close of market on the 15th.
The market will keep rising till the propaganda of Wall Street pulls dumb money into the market to realize all those paper gains.
No worries, they'll just toss the dollar off the cliff and the market will rally...the market ALWAYS rallies because (fill in the blank).
Tyler are you preparing anything on JPM's quarterly and how much income is derived from squeezing shorts? I have been looking forward to that all morning.
Markets should be up at least 1.5% by now -- WTF?
Confounded insiders are selling.
Ben and the 7 dwarfs (Trichet et al)
Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go....
Oil just spiked up.
Because EURUSD is spiking, i.e. Citi will be making a boatload going against their own advice (of course).
Or someone is selling $$$ to keep stock prices propped up...
Speaks volumes on how inept European policians have become. The speculators have them by the balls. Pathetic, truly pathetic. If the ECB were half as corrupt as the Fed, they'd stick it to the speculators!
If I had only listened back in March when my president told me to buy stocks.
Pretty soon he's going to tell you to buy Treasuries, because those auctions have been a little hairy lately.
Plainly, this is all the fault of speculators. Evil bastards went back in time and literally twisted arms to force these governments to undertake massive deficit spending over the course of decades merely as a cover story, so that they could profit in the present day. Will they stop at no act of heinousness?
And, the very nerve, to think that markets would have the temerity to set the price of money! How absurd!
Trust me, Soros isn't going around warning investors of the "Greek death spiral" because he is concerned about Greece or Europe. And if you truly believe Pimco is shunning Greek debt, I got some igloos to sell you in Crete.
Insidious bastards! The nerve of them, to manipulate markets... deliberately driving yields higher so they can back up the truck on debt at attractive prices. Someone alert the authorities.
buy stocks, I thought the government was doing that for me.
If daily results are predestined what is the point of analysis. Sit back and watch the movie...happy ending or sad?
The economy is making the slowest recovery from a recession ever, but the stock market...
Covering shit with piss it's still shit. Just a thought, translated from another european language.
Must buy stocks.... must buy stocks..... must buy stocks..... must buy stocks....
Global liquidity tsunami will lift all risks assets, and make European debt woes go away!
Oil to 500, dow to 100k, unemployment 50%, incomes...flat to down.
Reflating everything except the one thing that matters - wages.
But, we don't need jobs... we have a stock market.
"we don't need jobs... we have a stock market."
Great line
Remind me of this:
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_copybook.htm
This is fantastic news!
Since all the problems will all be addressed by the free markets, no EU or IMF bailouts will be needed!
This govt led equity bubble is just ridicolous.
I don't fight the market but strongly agree with Tyler and will start buying put options (maybe bear spread, just to save some theta) right today.