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Greek Ministry of Finance Is Now Burning

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Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:13 | 1411821 qussl3
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The AUD says that its just a figment of your imagination.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:38 | 1411924 Ahmeexnal
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HI HO SILVER AWAY!!!!!

 

Oil is having a stiffy too!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:44 | 1412051 malikai
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The whole bloody commodities complex is on a rampage today. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:55 | 1412655 Fish Gone Bad
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It is hard to believe that the Greeks can't even burn down a building correctly.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:40 | 1412033 Pladizow
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The Greeks new national anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jDQZyzQrbU

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412157 shushup
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Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:14 | 1411822 AldoHux_IV
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Think the algos are programmed to go the other way when there is violence: go bullish.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:22 | 1411892 Dr Zaius
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The algos are long riot gear...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411982 Ahmeexnal
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Greek finance ministry burning: Silver up 80cts.

GPap caught by a lynch mob and burnt to a crisp: Silver up 8 bucks.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:11 | 1411825 metastar
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The poeple have spoken.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:20 | 1411854 augie
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unfortunately it's all greek to the bankers. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:25 | 1411880 TruthInSunshine
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Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan have each insured this property, naming themselves (and some members of the Federal Reserve) as beneficiaries, for 25x its value.

They also have CDS with AIG, which will now require AIG to provide a taxpayer extracted and large lump sum payment to Lloyd & Jamie.

(Rumor has it that Jamie and Lloyd were just in that building the other day on official 'business,' and that they both disappeared for a 30 minutes or so...hmmm)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:43 | 1412047 Ahmeexnal
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*cough* Thermite *cough*

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:56 | 1412123 dracos_ghost
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Yeah, they better "pull it" like they did WTC7

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:00 | 1412129 bernorange
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The fire was localized in the records storage room.  Surprisingly, only certain filing cabinets were destroyed and unrecoverable.  More as the story develops...  /sarcasm

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:27 | 1411904 Sabibaby
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I'm sure the banksters will understand Greek when the ropes are around their necks!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:12 | 1411826 White.Star.Line
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Does this give "fire sale" a new meaning? Careful burning all those public buildings, it will reduce "austerity prices" when they come for the keys.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:16 | 1411855 PulauHantu29
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+1

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:25 | 1411883 redpill
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The roof

The roof

The roof is on fire....

I think we all know the rest.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:25 | 1411885 Reptil
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They're not really their own buildings now, are they?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:32 | 1411942 White.Star.Line
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YES, they own their public buildings like those in the US own the trees in "their" National Forests.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:49 | 1412059 krispkritter
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Oh goody, I'm going to go hug one right now!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412160 White.Star.Line
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I am a proud tree-hugger.

I grew up in the desert and realize their true value.....

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 19:24 | 1413830 foofoojin
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one of my best friends is a finacial advisors. last night under clam winds his hundred year old oak tree in his front yard simply fell over. I told him it was an omen.  he didnt think that was funny. also, no one was hurt by the tree fall.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 21:30 | 1414210 Hephasteus
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100 years is a baby for an oak tree. Their normal cycle is 300 years growing 300 dying.

That IS an omen.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:11 | 1411828 Everybodys All ...
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This is what happens when the leaders refuse to listen to the people. What a mess.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:20 | 1411874 treasurefish
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+1776

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:27 | 1411937 Sabibaby
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If the leaders were smart they would make retirement 28!

Those leaders are such dummyheads, they're mean too. Nobody and I mean NOBODY should have to work until their 55. It should be a free ride from 28 to as long as you live and free Ouzo for everyone!

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:41 | 1412036 GoinFawr
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Yeah yeah yeah...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412071 Rynak
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STFU and educate yourself before spewing myths.

(Hint: The average retirement age for the greeks is....... 61. And anyways.... in an ideal world people should actually be able to retire whenever they want, as long as they are satisfied with getting back exactly what they put in.)

 

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:27 | 1412273 PY-129-20
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Who cares anyway? Germany is in need of high skilled workers and we need the young Greek generation. They will leave their country out of desperation and move to (North) European countries like Holland, Sweden, Germany and so forth. Having said that, I don't think they will like that. In case of Germany they won't earn much more (maybe a +400 EUR).

Greek people are already one of the biggest migrant groups in Germany and although people here are tired of the Greek drama show, they will welcome skilled people that want to work.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 18:29 | 1413631 LudwigVon
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getting back

 

Getting back what? Put in what? Huh?

People retire when they want and have what they have. Period. Get gov't out of this decision and money "management" ie: business of theft.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:15 | 1411829 Mae Kadoodie
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Instant Karma's gonna get you..

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:12 | 1411832 101 years and c...
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forgive me if i'm wrong, but didnt stocks open down on may 6 and stay down around 250 points (DOW) for a few hours before "it" happened?

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:19 | 1411851 qussl3
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Yup we should close about 500 pts up today with the EUR at 1.47, AUD 1.1 and CHF at 0.78.

Party on!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:22 | 1411889 Cdad
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Well, the sell orders filled my screens on that dumb ass lift in the Euro just now...so I am going to have to respectfully disagree with your conclusion.

The very fact that the S&P has traveled as far as it has in the last 2.3 sessions, and on zero volume again, is most of what you need to know.  But specifically, that breach of 1.44 on the EUR/USD brought out the red side of the book.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:12 | 1411833 Global Hunter
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Fire...fire...fire!!!  Does this help or hinder them going forward implementing the austerity plan they just passed?  Links please, thank you for the great work on pretty much every topic you publish on, I'm envious (except the global hunter themes //sarc on).

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:30 | 1411929 Dr Zaius
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Definitely it will help. Think of it as the Greek version of "cas for clunkers". Nothing spurs GDP like destroying capital and having to replace it with borrowed money.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:16 | 1411835 Timmay
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Not to worry, when the Government starts killing its' own citizens Obama will send in the drones......

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:29 | 1411867 augie
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IMO, he already has. 

 

EDIT* i'm sorry, did i just see an advertisement for "greek singles" on ZH? Lol no wonder no one ever takes me seriously when i point them to this site, first Limbaugh, then beck, now this. I think it's time to start being selective towards the company ZH keeps. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:31 | 1411963 SheepDog-One
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Hey those young Greek ladies are under severe austerity and need love too!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412094 augie
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The greek men certainly aren't going to do it. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:42 | 1412044 NotApplicable
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ROFLMAO

The company who keeps? Ummm... augie? Those are Google ads, which are served up based upon your location and interests.

All I ever see are ads for the one local bank that is trying to take over the local mobile banking market. I see those everywhere I go online.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:52 | 1412102 augie
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hahaha So what am i looking at that would suggest i am interested in single greek women? Googles algo's would be a great party game. I guess i should be thankful i didn't get a suggestion for something crazier huh? lol

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:22 | 1412235 SlipStitchPass
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 Or it may suggest that you look at too much porn.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:49 | 1412390 augie
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it's not "watching porn" it's job training, i'm trying to get an internship at the SEC. Besides it beats having to talk to chicks my own age and risk being infected with the apathy of youth. I'm very defensive when it comes to my aversion for social interaction.

 

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:20 | 1412228 ReallySparky
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You forget infowars as well.  At first I noticed a huge difference in the crowd and was put off by that, however upon contemplation, don't we really want to wake more people up?  So therefore, all should be welcome, it is our job to educate them and provide links to other sites and reading material.  Lord knows this site and it's followers have educated me beyond words.  I have been here since the days of blog.  Welcome all soak this up and learn all you can from the rest.  Welcome, welcome, welcome.  Please choose to donate to keep the site alive.  Perhaps if more freeloaders donated, Tyler could turn off the google ads.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:56 | 1412660 augie
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I must have been too busy looking at porn to see this post at first. I dont want Tyler to turn off the ads, i just want ZH to remain untainted by the feces throwing in the media circus. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:16 | 1411837 Cdad
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Man, if there was just a synthetic way to get long burning buildings in Athens, I would be up huge today.

Okay, since the call has worked out so far, I'm doubling down.  Long flames on the exterior of the parliament building against short the Greek REIT ETF.

Isn't fascism great?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:20 | 1411862 qussl3
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When do we start betting on lamposts and manila?

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