• Knave Dave
    05/23/2016 - 18:16
    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 22:51 | 1294355 Yes_Questions
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I was dream'n when I wrote this...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:01 | 1294385 hedgeless_horseman
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...so sue me if it goes astray.

But when I woke up this (Saturday) morning

could have sworn it was Judgement Day.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:10 | 1294419 Yes_Questions
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The sky was so puprle there was Fiat Ink everywhere..

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:53 | 1294541 hamurobby
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had so much gold, that I didnt even care...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 07:50 | 1294937 MonsterBox
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Buy more phyzzz, especially gold.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 22:56 | 1294370 Mec-sick-o
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Standing in line Bubble IPOs:



Appol oops, thats not an IPO, but ready to pop.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:03 | 1294383 Michael Victory
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7B, there is enough for all of us.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:03 | 1294382 buzzsaw99
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Can't blame Wall Street, Calpers keeps coming back for more. LMAO!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:05 | 1294388 Yen Cross
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  Hey Buzz. This was written by a Mortgage Broker.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:03 | 1294392 buzzsaw99
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Fidel Sarcastro? bree hee hee!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:09 | 1294404 buzzsaw99
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I can't stand Prince. Hammer time!


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:23 | 1294452 Yes_Questions
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Conjoined twin humor?


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:48 | 1294523 JohnG
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A fine rant.  Thanks for that.

We all know we've been fucked already.

How do we fix it?

See Egypt, Tunisia, Greece Spain, etc.

That's how.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:51 | 1294534 hamurobby
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And we will probably drown in a debt driven supermassive black hole, may citi die please, oh so short the deserving bitch lol. rev split they did...Didnt Spalding say many months ago he was going to get rich long C?

die mfers die.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:55 | 1294548 Mec-sick-o
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Isn't Spalding the guy that survived the plane crash with Tom Hanks?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 06:59 | 1294892 Cui Bono
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Fri, 05/20/2011 - 07:46 | 1294933 lamont cranston
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Spalding was Ted Knight's nephew in Caddyshack. The one who ate his boogers.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 23:53 | 1294549 Urban Redneck
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The FED, Congress, JPM et al. do fix the price of gold, oil, copper, milk, and your salary. 

Sometimes more successfully than others. 

Why should interest rates, or housing prices, or equities be any different? 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 04:46 | 1294833 silberblick
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Click below to watch YouTube's Harisebon7777777 short videos. He should be commended for his work on measuring the radiation levels in Tokyo. The device he uses costs about $1000, which I am sure he has paid out of his own pocket to provide us with the truth of what is really going on in Japan.

It is eerie to watch his videos. Typically, his hand is shown holding a geiger counter in some public place with people walking all around him as if there was nothing of importance going on; while all along, the geiger counter in his hand reveals what is really happening. Harisebon is documenting the slow irradiation of the Japanese archipelago. A visual unfolding of a tragedy.

While watching these videos. it is hard not to wonder how many of the folks one sees walking down the street will come down with cancer in 10, 20 or 30 years. In fact, the videographer's life itself is in peril. Poignant.

Go to Harisebon's YouTube channel and give him a shout-out. He deserves it.


Next, click below to read about the Orwellian steps taken by the Japanese government to hide from the foreign press (and its citizens) what is really going on in Fukushima:


Fri, 05/20/2011 - 06:08 | 1294863 aeiou260199038
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It is all about bringing forth batterie the new breed of artist within the scene...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 07:14 | 1294901 ILikeBoats
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Unable to invest in Facebook, the sheeple bought LNKD instead.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 07:33 | 1294917 Freewheelin Franklin
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The Austrians say, too much cheap, easy money leads to mal-investments, which cause the boom/bust cycle. However, I don't recall reading anywhere that massive amounts cheap, easy money over an extended period of time leads to widespread fraud, corruption and system failure. I guess the Austrians figured that was just too fucking obvious to mention.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 08:43 | 1295015 slovester
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Meet the new paradigm, same as the old paradigm.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:21 | 1295270 Alfred
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Why do people always forget how this manipulation ends?

Because assholes who make their living gaming the system - yes, most of you - keep playing the game. A few of you will have your heads handed to you in the end, but most will eke out a gain. And that's why you play, and that's why you guys really don't give a fuck about all this bullshit that you're talking about.

So fuck you.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:35 | 1296096 BlaZingPenguin
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haha, never thought I would see an article relating to prince on this website :)

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