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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:53 | 1147815 Eireann go Brach
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You Fat cunt whore shrek lookalike

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:57 | 1147823 Dr. Porkchop
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Don't sugarcoat it man, let it all out.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:58 | 1147834 rufusbird
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First good laugh I have had all day...

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:46 | 1148140 caconhma
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Holly Shit. She is a professor of one of the top-rated Universities. So much for the US educational system.

Fuck. The USA is doomed. We became a nation of perverted imbeciles.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:40 | 1148624 OldTrooper
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Let's hope all her students stay in CA - or go back to China - after graduation.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 02:35 | 1148902 Yen Cross
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Lets hope her student can post from (Tiananmen Square)?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 02:38 | 1148907 Yen Cross
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The USA is anything but doomed you RED piece of Shit!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:15 | 1148070 highwaytoserfdom
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 Scholes and Merton were at LTCM....  Scholes  takes it one more step into lunecy by not bounding his derivative pricing.  The list of Noble prize lunatics include Leon Cooper for using neural networks to take the risk out of FICO scores which cost the country a trillion in S&L.    Then the peace maker and Internet inventor.   I would say  in the economist pseudo science language  on the one hand these keynesians  are lunatics and in the other just jerk offs..  Oh yea I have a problem now that there is no inflation the down sized barf bag overflow stimulates more down sized paper towels clean ups..HOW CAN THE EMPLOYMENTS NUMBERS BE DEFENDED?  There were 926,000 people taken out of the denominator by the participation rate.....    Election rhetoric. by FED and manulipation by BLS....   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:53 | 1148168 ATrillionSavedI...
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reminded me of:
'the Bourbon line of French kings (who also ruled in Naples and Spain), of whom it was proverbially said,
"they learn nothing and forget nothing" '

Maybe we should always greet these people with an enthusiastic "Welcome to the unaccountable class!"

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:02 | 1147853 Holodomor2012
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One mans shrek lookalike is another mans shiksa.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 23:46 | 1148422 FreeMoney Bernie
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I believe in order to be credible here you mean't to say "another man's shikabob"

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 03:25 | 1148972 Yen Cross
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I'll barbeque Kabobs any day for you.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:03 | 1147858 Clueless Economist
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I concur with Ms Romer's analysis...only she does not go far enough...we need trillions more in stimulus...more QE's...more DEBT ...more printing presses ..arghhhhhhh....I deserve another NOBEL!!!  I love you JOHN MAYNARD!!!!!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:46 | 1147997 johnnynaps
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Maybe they can print $$ for us peasants so we can pay our property taxes! Win for us, win for the government.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 06:03 | 1149082 Bicycle Repairman
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No that is not a win for government.  The plan is to fill in this gigantic hole with the peasants wealth.  Current wealth and future wealth .

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:56 | 1148007 wisefool
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I have been begging my whole tenure on ZH for WB7 to do a visual parody of the American Sitcom "Threes' Company" (originally from England's banking system "man/kenseyian of the house") With Sheila Bair as Janet. And a Christina Romer as Chrissy snow. Of course, our intrepid Bernank is Jack Tripper, with TurboTax Timmy in the role of Don Knots.

why this is relevant for people so old to remember the series is that when Ms. Thigh master did not get her way in contract negotiations, they wrote her part just like romer's in this instance. Out of the house (former czar status) but still calling shots from a pay phone (academia).

 

EDIT: I have also found that google wants me to understand a series called "two and a half men." Thank you google.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:46 | 1147924 YouBetYourLife
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I kept waiting for the host to turn to the camera, grinning, and then say "April Fool's!"

But it never happened  . . . 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:28 | 1148101 InconvenientCou...
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garbage yes, doublespeak no.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 02:40 | 1148915 Yen Cross
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Loose the hood and catch a Sythe!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:44 | 1148639 OldTrooper
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I was expecting her to end the interview with "Th..th..th..that's all folks!"

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 06:04 | 1149084 Bicycle Repairman
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Good one.  Don't forget the music that goes with it.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:11 | 1148067 Twindrives
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Aunt B is the dumbest piece of shit in Washington D.C........outdone only by Barry the Africom.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:23 | 1148086 ParaZite
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Fuck Shrek man, that's Chris Farley, back from the dead... either that, or it's a really bad ugly man in drag.

It's a tarp!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 23:54 | 1148447 Audacity17
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I can't wait to put her in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 01:54 | 1148823 Yen Cross
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FWIW I give you a plus 100! That offsets the junks!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:54 | 1147821 Dr. Porkchop
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Ignorance is strength

Debt is wealth

War is peace

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:15 | 1147897 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Michelle Obama is elegant.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:22 | 1147926 Holodomor2012
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Michelle Obama has a black Bush.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:54 | 1148016 gorillaonyourback
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lolololol

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:24 | 1147929 esch
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Oh no you din't!

/hood

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:30 | 1147950 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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hay hay hay...

The claims of fashion sense are equally flaberghasting.

Bunching up loose pants below the knee?

God I hate seeing those skeazy knickers put on a pedestal.

Gnomesayin?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:38 | 1147973 esch
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Got em in droves here in New Somalia.

Just ONCE I'd love to give one of these punks an 'atomic wedgie'.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:23 | 1148087 Yen Cross
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In a Jungle Romantic setting!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:45 | 1147988 YouBetYourLife
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And 

"The air is the air.  What can be done?"

50 Obama play dollars to anyone who can ID that quote.

 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:48 | 1147995 Rodent Freikorps
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McCOY: (to Kirk) "In this climate? If the heat doesn't get you, the thin
air will."

KIRK: "What do you mean, 'If both survive'?"
T'PAU: "This combat is to the death."

T'PAU: "The air is the air. What can be done?"

Amok Time

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:58 | 1147832 Yes_Questions
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A bewildered Aaron Task, now looking around for Ashton Kutcher to appear out of nowhere...

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Rod Serling standing in the corner with that grin and cigarette narrating an intro..

 

 

 

 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:59 | 1147839 NOTW777
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obamites will love this

better than obiden

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:59 | 1147840 dbTX
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What a complete nit wit

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:22 | 1147928 Spitzer
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Puts to rest some of the conspiracy theories.

These retards really do believe their own bullshit !

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:10 | 1148064 rosiescenario
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A+...but you got to wonder who is really behind the curtain..actually not much to wonder about....who has done well????

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 23:25 | 1148334 Hedge Jobs
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its frigtening, they really do beleive this shit and whats worse is that it is exactly the sort of thing they are all teaching kids in university. Her husband David Romer is another keynesian extremist teacher at US unis as is his brother Greg Mankiw. Greg spoke of the gains from free trade, noting that outsourcing of jobs by U.S. companies is "probably a plus for the economy in the long run."

I dont know whether it puts to rest the conspiracy theories though spitzer. These people are either unbeleivably retarded individuals or a group of incredibly good manipulators.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:02 | 1147843 Clueless Economist
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Wow this fat chick teaches economics at Cal Berkeley and advised the president????  That is beyond scary...almost as crazy as the crap I spout

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:19 | 1147907 Bleeping Fed
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It's crazy that someone would hire a person to tell them what they want to hear?  What planet do you live on?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:03 | 1147849 Misean
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It's more fun playing with models that do what you tell them to do.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:30 | 1148102 Vlad Tepid
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That's why all of mine are from Sweden and Japan.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:07 | 1148500 Yen Cross
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I agree. There is a slight catch to that. They are all radioactive. Back to basics I guess! Rosie!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:04 | 1147852 Bay of Pigs
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My ten year old nephew has a better handle on economics than this stupid bitch. Take another quaalude "professor".

  

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:02 | 1147855 Sequitur
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Great Scott! Chris Farley has been reincarnated . . . with a vagina.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:34 | 1147960 Rick64
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Lol.  Proof of inflation. She is enormously inflated.

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