Guest Post: Bernanke's Press Conference, August 1, 2012

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lolmao500's picture

And then one of the journalist had a plastic gun hidden on him and shot Bernanke. Bernanke was pronounced dead at the scene. The police escorted the shooter out and he was heard screaming SILVER BITCHEZ!

boiltherich's picture

LOLotfpm (laugh out loud on the floor pissing myself)

gwar5's picture

Spot on. Exactly.

Increasing demand for removal of The Bernank and the Federal Reserve System is moving into serious backwardation.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Washington D.C. (including the burbs in Maryland & Virginia, chock full of government employees and contractors) and Manhatttan - two of the biggest welfare states/districts the world has ever known.

TBTF Frausters in Manattan & 10-4 Clock & Paper Pusher in D.C. and the corridor.

SoNH80's picture

Two ends of the same cloaca, with Bawlmore and Philly in between.  Blech.

Rusty Shorts's picture

well Shiver me Timbers

Quintus's picture

"Long-term Treasury yields shot up to 18% as the market absorbed the possibility that once in office, Mr, Trump would pursue bankruptcy as a national policy. "

Help me out here.  How would this be different from current national policy?

Gubbmint Cheese's picture

Trump's hair is funnier to look at..



redpill's picture

Well, if we are going to declare bankruptcy, Trump would be by far the most qualified for the position given his broad portfolio of experience in the matter.

LawsofPhysics's picture

+ a trillion trump dollars!!!  Spot on, this guy inherited everything and in, inflation-adjusted, dollars he has lost money.  His father was the smart one, he is an idiot.

SoNH80's picture

Yep, according to his auto-bio, Trump was given hundreds of thousands of pre-1971 dollars by his old man when he turned 21, "to get a start".

Shameful's picture

I think he should campaign on that "Look everyone knows America is bankrupt in every possible meaning in the world.  Look at the field, no one has the level of experience in handling bankruptcy like me.  I promise if elected to guide this great nation through it's bankruptcy proceeding and televise it in reality show format"

LawsofPhysics's picture

Wow, that may just work,  who would he run with?

redpill's picture

I can see the bumper stickers now.  What, me worry?  I've got the Trump card!

HUGE_Gamma's picture

Short with confidence

Zero Govt's picture

the West is long on banking and political parasites 

...and short manufacturing

...i fancy chicken farming while this shit plays out to its predictible end

treasurefish's picture

Check out the bearish wedge forming on MUB.

Fox-Scully's picture

Not impressed! Quotes a price of gasoline, but no mention of the price of Gold or Silver.

Long-John-Silver's picture

Gold and Silver have gone to infinity and thus become priceless.

MrBoompi's picture

The people who have saved for decades and don't want to gamble in a manipulated stock market thank you VERY FUCKING MUCH for giving us .25% interest rates, you asshole.

lynnybee's picture

The people who have saved for decades and don't want to gamble in a manipulated stock market thank you VERY FUCKING MUCH for giving us .25% interest rates ..    that's it !!  that's correct !!! & they are doing it on purpose.    there is a concerted effort to implement policy that will "nudge" people to just die early & then, all that is left are the younger generation.   The "oldsters" still have memory left of the way things should be...... money that has value, money that earns interest in a basic savings account.   

Remember the words of my Grandma Jo (born 1915, god rest her soul) :    Never trust the government & do not go into the stock market .    she learned her lessons from the Great Depression

tawdzilla's picture

8/1/2012  The Chairman announces a new program called Demand Strengthening (DS1) which will essentially dump FRN's on front lawns across the country.  A second program called Price Controls (PC1) is scheduled to roll out on 1/2/2013.  These programs should temporarily enable consumers to deal with the transitory inflation (caused by QE4.) 

boiltherich's picture

If it has to happen then let it start with your disabled vets who have not had a COLA increase in the third year now, because as we all know there has been no inflation since 2008.  I would not object to my drastically reduced standard of living if the bankers and politicians were being hit equally hard, or they just stopped treating us like idiots who cannot figure out just how screwed we really are, but in this end game blow off kleptocratic disaster I simply refuse to go quietly into the darkness while the top 1% brazenly feather their estates with dynastic wealth. 

By the way, I thought China already owned most of CA and was trying to get rid of it.

tom's picture

But the reality is that Germany is outpacing the US despite the weakening dollar.

malek's picture

Yes, Germany is doing the mercantilist approach just like China.
However, most of the countries Germany is exporting to can only pay with colored pieces of paper (often lent to them by German banks), as they have/produce not enough the Germans want to buy. And this money has mainly been used to prop up the German pension system (equivalent to US Social Security), not so much to keep infrastructure in shape, for the last 20 years at least.
China on the other hand got industries built up in their own country by foreigners in exchange for their goods. So for a long while that was a really good trade for them, now coming to an end though.

lynnybee's picture

....luv Charles Hugh Smith articles, luv the photo of the macaw .   macaws are extremely intelligent & great talkers ! 

willien1derland's picture

Unlike Bernanke & Geithner who are extremely devious & constant liars...

Ruffcut's picture

Compulsive liars. Also repulsive.

Ruffcut's picture

Compulsive liars. Also repulsive.

samsara's picture

Yes,  but to have really done it right it should have been

SQUAWK   (as in SQUAWKbox)



boiltherich's picture

Parrot picked up a list from the chairsatan.

masterinchancery's picture

And Macaws don't need teleprompters, they can ad lib.

Übermensch's picture

Don't understand all the hate towards Ben... He's only following orders from the wizard behind the curtain.

lolmao500's picture

What about Ben grows a pair and tell his masters to suck it?

optimator's picture

Ben?  "I vos ohny following orders".

Judge:  That plea didn't work well in Nüremberg either.

knukles's picture

 So, the Bernak has been hiding out with the Bwiti, learning about Ibo?  Makes sense, 'cause he does in fact look like something of a Pygmy who it is said were the pioneers in the Ibogaine business.
And might be primarily for the Conspiracy Theorists, but how is it that his aides so readily identified the symptoms of Ibogaine overdose?  
"Stocks are up!  Bwakkkk! Stocks are up"  

"Progress led by confusion boats, mutiny form stern to bow..." 

samsara's picture

Yes, but we were all so much older then,  we're younger than that now.....

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

It's the plumber.  He's come to fix the sink.  WRAWK!

shushup's picture

Very Funny(and sadly coming true). Enjoyed it.

willien1derland's picture

8/1/2012 - CNBC - Steve Liesman reports that Timothy Geithner has accepted the Intuit CEO job as he feels particularly qualified for the role having been a Turbo Tax user for all these years - In a surprise nomination President Obama, sporting Donald Trump's hairstyle, put forth the name of Mark Zandi for Treasury Secretary indicating that Bo the family dog really likes Mark & is aligned with his economic policies -Please note that the COMEX has modified the Gold quotation system to support exponential notation...

tamboo's picture

like hillary (nee rodsky) said we cant make all drugs legal,
too much money at stake. any drug that can end addiction
is the most illegal of all.

Pez's picture

What will Skull and Bones steal after the US Treasury and Social Security?

OS2010's picture

Ever hear of the "Department of Education"?  Becoming less funny, it seems.

Truthiness's picture

I prefer it when CHS writes thougtful analysis instead of this garbage. It's easy to pretend to predict future outcomes, but he does this at the risk of undermining his own credibility. Stick to the high road, CHS. 

Cash_is_Trash's picture

Funny-ass piece.

The man just won't quit, he just won't... Until the top 0.1% own 99% of U.S. assets.

Which are debt-laden...