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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:09 | 1286101 Dan The Man
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i liked it.  But to put a finer point on it... Taxation encourages suspicion in your neighbour.  That in turn, encourages politicians to abuse that suspicion for his popularity.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:16 | 1286115 AnonymousAnarchist
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Then I await the end of history.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:37 | 1286222 Carl Spackler
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Wait no longer !

Some crystal ball gazers say the rapture is due this week.

Other Mayan cultists say 2012 (of the Roman calendar).

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:59 | 1286283 Michael
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I have the perfect countermeasure to thwart the Indiana police breaking down your door if they smell pot coming from your home and will put an end to the war on drugs.

This invention is my latest free gift to the world in addition to getting the governor of Florida, Rick Scott, to intervene in ending chemtrail pollution spraying over the Sunshine state. Since we sell sunshine to our tourists and want our visitors to go home with a good feeling from their vacation here, and it is our number one industry, the governor stopped the air force from their geo-engineering/radar enhancement exercises. I said to him, we don't care if they do it in other states, just have them stop making our Florida skies disgusting with all the pollution they are spraying on our heads, but I digress.

The narco-police state countermeasure invention I have came up with is "Pot Aroma Flavored Incense". If everyone buys Cannabis smelling punk incense that has no THC in it, the people will have a plausible deniability weapon against the DEA and Indiana police.

Expect the Chinese to sell this product to us in a matter of weeks. 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 08:43 | 1286552 Alex Kintner
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If that is your answer to disguising pot usage, I thank gawd it is still legal to take a crap.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:28 | 1288163 FIAT_FixItAgainTony
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yep, and we need to take these f-krs out before the al gore global poop tax takes effect.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:43 | 1286704 High Plains Drifter
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there is a answer to indiana police making illegal searches and seizures. simple put a claymore by your front door. i promise you, if they break it down, they will never bother anyone again......

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:45 | 1286713 High Plains Drifter
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some preacher is making a lot of press lately going around saying there will be massive earthquakes starting on may 21 at 6:00 PM.  God told him so.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:56 | 1286770 Antarctico
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...the rapture is due this week.

Man, bring that shit on.  The sudden disappearance of so many Christians would take a huge slice of traffic off the roads, commute times would plummet, and driving might become a pleasure again. Talk about blissful relief.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:09 | 1286105 Number 156
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The decline is now inevitable and it will be violent. Its what happens when you lever up to pay your bills.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 08:17 | 1286497 SP666_IsComing
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The decline to come will be because of Elenin.

All news everywhere now is completely worthless and irrelevant except for ONE!

The truth will finally come crashing down in October of this year. There is no escape. It will be impossible to prop these markets through October, impossible.

Comet Elenin is going to be a real nasty little bitch.  The earth will pass through its comet tail in October.  The solar winds will be cut in half for days.  It’s impact will be ENORMOUS.  It will cause the earth’s mantle to vibrate, it will create unimaginable weather of wind and rain.  It will cause destruction beyond comprehension.  Dust particles from the tail will create enormous rainclouds on a global scale.  Sea levels everywhere will rise, a great deal higher than right now.

How many Fukushima type nuclear power plants are sitting in the US? All of them are designed to blow sky-high when they lose power.  Elenin is going to cause a worldwide blackout and hell will fall on the earth when power is lost everywhere.  How many Fukushima’s in the US are priced into this market right now?

SP666 is going to be taken out when Elenin passes, there is no doubt.

We are about to start the perilous journey down the other side of the human population growth impulse spike.  Literally billions of people are going to die when Elenin strikes, and world population will continue to tumble when all infrastructure is destroyed and food becomes as scarce as gold. 

Bankster criminal elite families have been planning for this event for millennium.  They’ve used their central banking thievery machines to steal the world’s gold, created paper mountains of bullshit, all for this event and its all about to go up in smoke, as planned.  This comet is old.  Only those “elect” few have known of its existence and timing.  The old books of Enoch for example, and the old stories of the great flood, the Epic of Gilgamesh, etc. Even some old jewish texts allude to this comet as being the coming “Messiah”. 

It is going to be downplayed by the lying ass media till it smashes everything. There is no stopping it. The destruction to come is not a joke. It will be very very real.

SP-666 is coming, and very soon.

Wake up world. Protect yourselves.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 08:59 | 1286591 ElvisDog
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"Sea levels everywhere will rise, a great deal higher than right now"

This was a joke, right? The amount of water on Earth is constant. The only way for sea levels to rise a great deal higher is if the ice caps melt.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:04 | 1286602 LFMayor
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This reads a lot like how the Jehovah's Witnesses got started.  Sell your shit and meet on the hill outside of town next Tuesday.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:08 | 1286803 Things that go bump
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Better known as the Great Disappointment.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:07 | 1288040 akak
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Obama founded the Jehovah's Witnesses?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:31 | 1289375 Things that go bump
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Ha! Good one.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:06 | 1286616 zaknick
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Those massive rainstorm causing cosmic space dust won't burn while entering the earth's atmosphere?

Protect yourself? How????

roflmao

This guy's even crazier than Johnny Bravo!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:20 | 1286641 BigJim
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SP666,

Your disaster shtick seems well practiced. Is this the first 'event' you've thought would be our doom, or have their been others? If so, how many? How many came to pass as you had thought they would?

And when Elenin passes us by, and we experience no more than our usual number of earthquakes and disasters, will you feel very, very stupid? Or just move onto proselytising the next end-of-the-world calamity?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:28 | 1286667 John Bigboote
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Did you direct this new movie? Looks pretty scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xsm46s2Gg

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:43 | 1286716 High Plains Drifter
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i don't believe a word of it.........

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:16 | 1286791 mtomato2
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How come when I go to see how long you've been a member here, it says I don't have the authorization to view that page?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:03 | 1287102 Triggernometry
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So do we have to wait until october for you to play a game of hide and go fuck yourself, or would you care to start now?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:35 | 1288731 downrodeo
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/facepalm/

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:12 | 1286108 Coldfire
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...the last gasp of the fraud upon which [Western liberal democracy] rests: the state.

Classic.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:44 | 1286710 CH1
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+1

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:13 | 1286109 silberblick
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Click below to read if DSK was set up--as he claimed he would be--in response to his outspoken policies against the dollar and Fed:

http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/sdk-had-dollar-banksers-a...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:44 | 1286155 topcallingtroll
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DSK was set up by his own hubris and poor judgment. This was not his first episode.

Those that the gods wish to destroy they first make mad with power.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:42 | 1286227 dark pools of soros
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For a time, until there will no longer be any risk in entrusting responsible posts in our States to our brother-

Jews, we shall put them in the hands of persons whose past and reputation are such that between them and the

people lies an abyss, persons who, if they disobey our instructions, must face criminal charges or disappear—

this in order to make them defend our interests to their last gasp

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:14 | 1286266 TBT or not TBT
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"Those that the gods wish to destroy they first make mad with power."

Um, that sounds right at first glance, but only because we only read about people who have done dramatic things or had power. The gods also make the powerless mad before destroying them. That sort of madness is, contrary to the saying, widely and evenly distributed when viewed by incomes..and outcomes.

"It's a Mr Death or something. He's come about the reaping."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:48 | 1286724 High Plains Drifter
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the corroborating evidence is that he has done this many times before. obviously the man is sick

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:13 | 1286200 Silvarouvres
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He wasn't set up in the classical, operational sense of the word. But strategically, yes sir. I'm sure that the powers behind the curtain took notice of his aberration, and shelved it for future use. Just in case he went off the desired path. Just like he/the IMF did in Ireland:

"The IMF, which believes that lenders should pay for their stupidity before it has to reach into its pocket, presented the Irish with a plan to haircut €30 billion of unguaranteed bonds by two-thirds on average. Lenihan was overjoyed, according to a source who was there, telling the IMF team: “You are Ireland’s salvation.”

The deal was torpedoed from an unexpected direction. At a conference call with the G7 finance ministers, the haircut was vetoed by US treasury secretary Timothy Geithner who, as his payment of $13 billion from government-owned AIG to Goldman Sachs showed, believes that bankers take priority over taxpayers. The only one to speak up for the Irish was UK chancellor George Osborne, but Geithner, as always, got his way."

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2011/0507/1224296372123.html

We might never know what he was going to propose the very next day to Frau Merkel, but if this would go against the intentions of the Fed/ECB/GS, his inclination to violent seduction was just the remote kill switch they needed. Maybe Spitzer fell prey to the same concept. Maybe you don't even get to rise to positions like this unless they have a card like this up their sleeve

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:41 | 1286229 dark pools of soros
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For a time, until there will no longer be any risk in entrusting responsible posts in our States to our brother-

Jews, we shall put them in the hands of persons whose past and reputation are such that between them and the

people lies an abyss, persons who, if they disobey our instructions, must face criminal charges or disappear—

this in order to make them defend our interests to their last gasp

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:01 | 1286252 silberblick
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Ah yes, Spitzer ... thanks for reminding of him. He challenged the upper echelon and he came down too ... apparently of his own making however.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:57 | 1286289 A Man without Q...
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Great comment Silvarouvres.  The banking syndicate will not be diverted from their plan for currency devaluation.  The ups and downs, the scares, the market sell offs (one of which is kicking off now) are merely diversions on the path to debasing the currency in order to preserve the banking system.  DSKs proposal was logically for society, but not for the banks, so he had to be stopped.

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 07:26 | 1286407 tip e. canoe
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totally off-topic, but did anyone notice how teeny-tiny they're making those spy cameras these days?  

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:23 | 1286646 BigJim
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Maybe you don't even get to rise to positions like this unless they have a card like this up their sleeve

I think you've nailed it, right there.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:14 | 1286110 VyseLegendaire
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This is really good.  And its true – history is written by the winners.  If there are no winners, there won't be a narrative justifying any particular political ideology/social organization that otherwise would make little sense.  For instance, to obfuscate the slavery that the US brings to its people, the story of escaping the evil Brits is told to the youth.  States are completely reliant on the youth as any adult who has reach maturity without sufficient brainwashing will never fight their wars.  Thats why its paramount to inform and free the youth.  Only abused children become abusive adults and the cycle of violence begins at home. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:25 | 1286130 Quixotic_Not
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I hate to tell ya, but the children have been abusing themselves for quite awhile now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYye59dstRY

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:40 | 1288231 FIAT_FixItAgainTony
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having been in a few pits myself, it is hard to explain to the unexpirienced the actual sense of unity that exists.  it just looks abusive.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:36 | 1286140 Orly
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No, this is not true.

In its most idealised form, the state is the protector of the people and the great equaliser between the haves and the have-nots.

When the state gets perverted for whatever reason, the ideals of the state also get perverted and no longer function as intended.  The author is confusing rampant corruption and the rearing of fascism as the true function of the state, whereas I would submit that the perversion we are now seeing in Western culture is not the true ideal of the Founders' intent, which is to say that all citizens are equal before the law.

In other words, if we had enforced the laws that were written into the Constitution, none of this mess would have happened in the first place.

One can argue then that it was the state that failed to uphold the ideals of the state and allowed the perversion to occur.  I am afraid there is no real argument for that point except to say that if ideal men had acted ideally, the state would be the great shining city on the hill we all see in our dreams.  It can therefore be extrapolated that as long as there are men to govern others, the perversions will happen amongst men, leaving no form of government ideally pristine.

Men are corruptible.  Politicians are corruptible absolutely.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:39 | 1286153 Vic Vinegar
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 07:41 | 1286429 pan-the-ist
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A newb troll.

Before we get side tracked, what system do you propose replaces the state?  100 words or less otherwise I won't be able to read it.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:45 | 1286702 oddjob
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Your glowing insecurity about what comes next is entirely what this article is about.....why should it matter?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:42 | 1286156 VyseLegendaire
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"Men are corruptible.  Politicians are corruptible absolutely."

Precisely why the state is immoral.  Since the state has a monopoly on force, only corruptible people can take charge of it – and they get to tax everyone else who doesn't get to have their own military! And lets not forget that each new generation doesn't get to choose whether to pledge fealty to the state – instead they are automatically subsumed into the borg at birth. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:52 | 1286165 Orly
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Exactly my point.  It is not "western liberal democracy" (as the author contends...) or "communism" or any other "...ism" out there that is at fault.  No matter what ...ism government becomes, there will always be men to run it, and so and therefore, always dystopia.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:16 | 1286196 akak
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Governmental power: the irresistable lure of the sociopath, and the unresistable sword of the sociopathic gang who wears the costume of the State.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:12 | 1286268 TBT or not TBT
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In technocratic, uber-elitist France, that goes double.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 07:32 | 1286418 tip e. canoe
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which is exactly why, in the words of hakim bey, smaller is better.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 01:55 | 1286168 topcallingtroll
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That is why our form of government was set up. If the state has a monopoly on force, but the state is ruled by the people who also rule over, and compose, those groups authorized to use force, then we have the least worse compromise.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:00 | 1286172 Vic Vinegar
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All government = bullshit.  Why does anyone pretend otherwise?

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