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Submitted by Keyser Soze

Sheila can you please explain the following email I received from the FDIC last night if "we are all good"? Ben feel free to jump in…

Tim can you again PLEASE explain to the American people why you pulled the backstop of MMF in light of the weekly escalation of employment requests at the FDIC?  I am completely confused.  I have tracked this for over 18 months and it keeps accelerating, one of the largest lists I have seen since the crisis began.  (I encourage folks to get on the mailing list as it appears to be a great windsock)

Tim, unless you are actually functionally retarded the only other rational explanation is that you are doing it on purpose considering most other large company backstops and guarantee programs have been pumped up - not wound down.  (Except those which back the American people that is) …. I hope it is the former but I think we all know the truth.

Don’t worry America it is all under control….

Sent: Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:07 AM

            Job: 2009-KC-B0156
   Job Position: 0950 PARALEGAL SERIES
Job Description: PARALEGAL SPECIALIST CG-950-9/11 (TERM Appointment)
      Job grade: CG-09/11
      Open Date: 09/28/2009
     Close Date: 10/09/2009
   Salary Range: $47250.00-$96439.00
       1 vacancy at Kansas City, MO

Follow this link to the job listed above:
  https://jobs1.quickhire.com/scripts/fdic.exe/rundirect?Org=1&Job=3213

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            Job: 2009-KCD-B0157
   Job Position: 0950 PARALEGAL SERIES
Job Description: PARALEGAL SPECIALIST CG-950-9/11 (TERM Appointment)
      Job grade: CG-09/11
      Open Date: 09/28/2009
     Close Date: 10/09/2009
   Salary Range: $47250.00-$96439.00
       1 vacancy at Kansas City, MO

This position is also listed with USAJobs website ( http://www.usajobs.opm.gov ), as Control Number 1691179
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            Job: 2009-HQD-B1236
   Job Position: 1160 FINANCIAL ANALYSIS SERIES Job Description: LOAN REVIEW SPECIALIST, CG-1160-11 (TERM NTE 2 YRS)
      Job grade: CG-11
      Open Date: 07/01/2009
     Close Date: 10/02/2009
   Salary Range: $59387.00-$94023.00
       FEW vacancies at Albany, GA
       FEW vacancies at Atlanta, GA
       FEW vacancies at Charlotte, NC
       FEW vacancies at Columbia, SC
       FEW vacancies at Gainesville, FL
       FEW vacancies at Montgomery, AL
       FEW vacancies at Pensacola, FL
       FEW vacancies at Raleigh, NC
       FEW vacancies at Richmond, VA
       FEW vacancies at Charleston metro [Scott Depot], WV
       FEW vacancies at Hoover, AL
       FEW vacancies at Ft. Lauderdale metro [Sunrise], FL
       FEW vacancies at Tampa, FL
       FEW vacancies at Appleton, WI
       FEW vacancies at Champaign-Urbana, IL
       FEW vacancies at Chicago , IL
       FEW vacancies at Elizabethtown, KY
       FEW vacancies at Princeton, IL
       FEW vacancies at Albuquerque , NM
       FEW vacancies at Austin, TX
       FEW vacancies at Baton Rouge, LA
       FEW vacancies at Dallas, TX
       FEW vacancies at Denver metro [Greenwood Village], CO
       FEW vacancies at Jackson, MS
       FEW vacancies at Knoxville, TN
       FEW vacancies at Little Rock, AR
       FEW vacancies at Lubbock, TX
       FEW vacancies at Memphis, TN
       FEW vacancies at Nashville, TN
       FEW vacancies at Oklahoma City, OK
       FEW vacancies at Shreveport, LA
       FEW vacancies at Tulsa, OK
       FEW vacancies at Cedar Rapids metro [Hiawatha], IA
       FEW vacancies at Des Moines metro West , IA
       FEW vacancies at Grand Forks, ND
       FEW vacancies at Fargo, ND
       FEW vacancies at Kansas City , MO
       FEW vacancies at Mankato, MN
       FEW vacancies at Minneapolis metro [New Hope], MN
       FEW vacancies at Grand Island Area, NE
       FEW vacancies at Omaha , NE
       FEW vacancies at Sioux City, IA
       FEW vacancies at Sioux Falls , SD
       FEW vacancies at Springfield, MO
       FEW vacancies at Columbia, MO
       FEW vacancies at St Louis , MO
       FEW vacancies at Hays, KS
       FEW vacancies at Wichita, KS
       FEW vacancies at Concord metro [Pembroke], NH
       FEW vacancies at Springfield, MA
       FEW vacancies at Hartford metro [Rocky Hill], CT
       FEW vacancies at Boston metro South [Foxboro], MA
       FEW vacancies at Philadelphia metro [Blue Bell], PA
       FEW vacancies at Syracuse, NY
       FEW vacancies at New York Region, NY
       FEW vacancies at Baltimore metro [Columbia], MD
       FEW vacancies at Wilmington metro [Claymont], DE
       FEW vacancies at Middlesex County [Jamesburg], NJ
       FEW vacancies at San Juan , PR
       FEW vacancies at Pittsburgh metro [Cranberry], PA
       FEW vacancies at Billings, MT
       FEW vacancies at Los Angeles metro North [Monrovia], CA
       FEW vacancies at Los Angeles metro West [Culver City], CA
       FEW vacancies at Orange County [Mission Viejo], CA
       FEW vacancies at Phoenix, AZ
       FEW vacancies at Portland metro [Lake Oswego], OR
       FEW vacancies at Sacramento metro [Roseville], CA
       FEW vacancies at Salt Lake City, UT

Follow this link to the job listed above:
  https://jobs1.quickhire.com/scripts/fdic.exe/rundirect?Org=1&Job=2803

This position is also listed with USAJobs website ( http://www.usajobs.opm.gov ), as Control Number 1609438
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            Job: 2009-HQD-B1394
   Job Position: 1160 FINANCIAL ANALYSIS SERIES Job Description: LOAN REVIEW SPECIALIST, CG-1160-11 (TERM NTE 2 YRS)
      Job grade: CG-11
      Open Date: 09/28/2009
     Close Date: 10/13/2009
   Salary Range: $59387.00-$94023.00
       FEW vacancies at Albany, GA
       FEW vacancies at Atlanta, GA
       FEW vacancies at Charlotte, NC
       FEW vacancies at Columbia, SC
       FEW vacancies at Gainesville, FL
       FEW vacancies at Montgomery, AL
       FEW vacancies at Pensacola, FL
       FEW vacancies at Raleigh, NC
       FEW vacancies at Richmond, VA
       FEW vacancies at Charleston metro [Scott Depot], WV
       FEW vacancies at Hoover, AL
       FEW vacancies at Ft. Lauderdale metro [Sunrise], FL
       FEW vacancies at Tampa, FL
       FEW vacancies at Appleton, WI
       FEW vacancies at Champaign-Urbana, IL
       FEW vacancies at Chicago , IL
       FEW vacancies at Elizabethtown, KY
       FEW vacancies at Princeton, IL
       FEW vacancies at Albuquerque , NM
       FEW vacancies at Austin, TX
       FEW vacancies at Baton Rouge, LA
       FEW vacancies at Dallas, TX
       FEW vacancies at Denver metro [Greenwood Village], CO
       FEW vacancies at Jackson, MS
       FEW vacancies at Knoxville, TN
       FEW vacancies at Little Rock, AR
       FEW vacancies at Lubbock, TX
       FEW vacancies at Memphis, TN
       FEW vacancies at Nashville, TN
       FEW vacancies at Oklahoma City, OK
       FEW vacancies at Shreveport, LA
       FEW vacancies at Tulsa, OK
       FEW vacancies at Cedar Rapids metro [Hiawatha], IA
       FEW vacancies at Des Moines metro West , IA
       FEW vacancies at Grand Forks, ND
       FEW vacancies at Fargo, ND
       FEW vacancies at Kansas City , MO
       FEW vacancies at Mankato, MN
       FEW vacancies at Minneapolis metro [New Hope], MN
       FEW vacancies at Grand Island Area, NE
       FEW vacancies at Omaha , NE
       FEW vacancies at Sioux City, IA
       FEW vacancies at Sioux Falls , SD
       FEW vacancies at Springfield, MO
       FEW vacancies at Columbia, MO
       FEW vacancies at St Louis , MO
       FEW vacancies at Hays, KS
       FEW vacancies at Wichita, KS
       FEW vacancies at Concord metro [Pembroke], NH
       FEW vacancies at Springfield, MA
       FEW vacancies at Hartford metro [Rocky Hill], CT
       FEW vacancies at Boston metro South [Foxboro], MA
       FEW vacancies at Philadelphia metro [Blue Bell], PA
       FEW vacancies at Syracuse, NY
       FEW vacancies at New York Region, NY
       FEW vacancies at Baltimore metro [Columbia], MD
       FEW vacancies at Wilmington metro [Claymont], DE
       FEW vacancies at Middlesex County [Jamesburg], NJ
       FEW vacancies at San Juan , PR
       FEW vacancies at Pittsburgh metro [Cranberry], PA
       FEW vacancies at Billings, MT
       FEW vacancies at Los Angeles metro North [Monrovia], CA
       FEW vacancies at Los Angeles metro West [Culver City], CA
       FEW vacancies at Orange County [Mission Viejo], CA
       FEW vacancies at Phoenix, AZ
       FEW vacancies at Portland metro [Lake Oswego], OR
       FEW vacancies at Sacramento metro [Roseville], CA
       FEW vacancies at Salt Lake City, UT

 

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Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:59 | 83318 Sqworl
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BRILLIANT, HAHAHAHAHA

Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:08 | 83329 Gilgamesh
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Small steps in prepping for the failed bank takeovers - which can't happen until someone throws them some dollars.  I sure hope these new employee prospects don't mind being paid in DIP IOU warrants.

Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:12 | 83333 lizzy36
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ding, ding, ding we have a winner - turbo tim is functionally retarded. that is the only rational explanation.

keyser very durdenesque like post. 

Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:20 | 83336 Uber Villian
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Do any of these positions require experience?

Cause I have lots of illegal immigrants ready, willing and able to work for less than any and all Americans.

And, don't worry your pointy little head about documentation Tiny Tim.

We don't need no stinkin' documents.

http://multimedia.wbz.com/m/video/26455391/hyatt-accused-of-lying-to-laid-off-housekeepers.htm

 

And who said being part of the Criminal Syndicate wasn't lucrative.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:07 | 83403 Anonymous
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I’m sure they are just doing their part to bring down the unemployment rolls.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:09 | 83405 Anonymous
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What kind of bonus do you get on that base? If >50% it could be attractive first years.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:11 | 83406 Anonymous
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Citibank/Barclays to CIT rescue tonight per Bloomberg....

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=afQgXcoYl9rE

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:14 | 83409 Anonymous
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great line about geithner, I really do believe he is on the autistic side. Greatest comment ever about him was from Jimmy Rogers, 'the idiot from the ny fed' Next testimony watch his hands, when he does that weird thing with his hands hes nervous and lying. wish i could play cards with that tell

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:41 | 83430 Miles Kendig
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Is a job without benefits that is not to exceed two years counted as a temp?

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 06:16 | 83497 buzzsaw99
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GS, a corp. with no deposits, needs all the guarantees so they can get bonuses. The MMs have too much money and it makes JPM & GS, who own the gubbermint, mad. Sheila is trying to bk all the small banks by asking for 3 years pay up front. Yeah, 3T is mildly retarded, in a Deliverance kind of way. Inbred bankster into homo-rape.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 07:53 | 83517 economicmorphine
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I'd like to see a bank simply opt out of FDIC insurance.  They could run commercials stating the obvious.  The system is broke and your account isn't insured anyway, so instead of perpetuating the fraud, we're gonna tell you the truth and pass the savings on to you.

My local community bank in south Texas is well run, responsible and honest.  They are being raped.  It is outrageous.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 08:09 | 83521 MsCreant
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Technically, you are being raped.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:02 | 83621 Jim B
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I just want to thank Timmy G. and Benny B., I was at the bank yesterday and when my CDs get ready to roll over I will probably have to pay the bank interest to roll the CDs over. 

 

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:28 | 83671 Anonymous
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Technically, aren't we ALL being raped?

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:12 | 83833 MsCreant
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Yes! Anon up there said "they" and I wanted to make sure he/she felt the big bone like I do in vivid, graphic, HD, detail.

No citizen left behind.

I know there is a clever something to riff off of, with that behind remark, butt damn, I can't think of it. Les see, left behind, right behind...hmmm...

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