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Guest Post: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Part 3

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Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:54 | 1280960 SilverDoctors
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MASSIVE Xenon-133 Radiation Cloud About to Slam Western US/ Canada!


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:29 | 1281401 CPL
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It's been doing that for a month now, put idodized salt on your food fool.  Unless your ancestors were coal miners it's a 50/50 chance anyhow.


Seriously...the warnings are just now being understood?  fucksake.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 01:02 | 1282009 Harlequin001
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alternatively you could always move...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 01:19 | 1282040 old naughty
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Where to, if you don't mind me asking?

Planet Mars?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 02:49 | 1282156 Harlequin001
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You could try the East coast, for a start...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 02:56 | 1282160 Michael
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I just thought of something;

The complete and total economic collapse of the USA and the world is going to render economic and business degrees from Harvard, Princeton, and Yale completely and totally worthless. Not to mention all other business degrees from Wharton School of Business and all other colleges.

Now I can get a good night's sleep.


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 03:49 | 1282177 Michael
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Another thought just popped into my head;

With people like DSK, their brains only see Goyim, Goyim, Goyim and their initial reaction is to go sexual deviant on them and think they can get away with it.

1.  Goyim 
Non-Jews, in Hebrew and Yiddish. Literally, the "peoples." Sometimes pejorative. See shiksa and shaygetz
They'd rather watch football than study for finals. Well, whaddya expect? They're goyim.

2.  goyim 
1. A Hebrew word used in the Jewish Scriptures (a.k.a. the Old Testament). The word literally means "nations," and is always used within these scriptures to refer to the nations of the world. Significantly, within the Old Testament, Judah (the Jewish nation) itself is called a "goy."
2. In the Old Testament, the Jews were called to be a nation separate from the other nations, which were all Pagan. And so, colloquially, all non-Jewish nations came to be called "goyim" as in "the nations" from which the God of the Old Testament had called upon the Jews to separate themselves.

3. A word used by some Jews to refer to Gentiles (non-Jews). The word can have derogatory connotations, such as the word "black" when used to refer to a persons of African descent. It can be neutral or negative depending on the context and the intent of the speaker.

Singular = goy
1. "Gather together, gather together O shameful goy" - Zephaniah 2:1 (Referring to the Jewish nation)
2. Jews don't eat pork, goyim eat pork.

3.  goyim 
Means cattle. How the jews and the Zion master sees all non jews in particular whites. Said with contemption.
Those goyim will send troops to the middle east and fight a war for us or we'll call them anti semites.
4.  Goyim 
1. Used by racist Jewish supremesists against Christian whites. Used to strike anger within and start up wars (like when an angry white calls a black a "nigger"). When used, it means that you are lower than the scum at the bottom of a well.

2. To Jews, white straight Christians are to be used as slaves, goyim, when the ends times come.

Do what I say, not what I do, you goyim!

5.  goyim 
1. Those who pay happily pay retail for neccesary items such as gold, diamonds and fur coats. They also allow their daughters to marry schmucks who are not rich and uneducated. These people are neccesary members of our society who do not become doctors, lawyers, and accountants and never visit New York City.

2. A non-Jew.
You hear Christina's daughter's fiancee bought her engagement ring from Tiffany's? Oy... the Goyim... what was she thinking?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 05:10 | 1282226 Pondmaster
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What is all this drivel for . Have not you read the Pauline Epistles - NO DIFFERENCE , THERE IS NO JEW NOR GREEK , BOND NOR FREE , FOR WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST .

So get off the idea that somehow God views Jews in this dispensation as special and set apart. The Jew and their religious leadership scoffed at thier Messiah and murdered him . They as a nation were offered a three chances to "repent" in the Book of Acts ( Peter twice , Stephen once . ( hmmm , which of the prophets have you fathers not murdered  ?) Yeah Jews a great superior people . NOT!!!! Salvation has been sent to the Gentiles !!!!!!!!!!     And they will receive it .


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 06:50 | 1282256 New World Chaos
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I think Michael is saying that the Jews see themselves as special and set apart.  That's why they created an elaborate philosophy to justify killing and generally screwing over the goyim.  But their plotting may soon blow up in their face.  America has overdosed on Jewish fiat credit, so the Jews might have to fight the Arabs by themselves for once.  Grab some popcorn. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 07:01 | 1282267 sub Z
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The radioactive materials remain confined to the northern hemisphere as the equator acts as a dividing line between the northern and southern air masses.


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 01:25 | 1282049 disabledvet
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my ancestors were not coal miners and i do not fuck sake. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 02:42 | 1282151 CPL
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Yer problem then isn't it?  Don't mine for king and country and the commonweath will fail.  That what I understood Catholic, Christain and Irish...and that bitch is doing a tour now.  She has more of a chance being shot by gypsies at this point.  Nobody cares about the old squat, she got two generation of bung holes to fuck it up.


To be blunt, can't throw a bomb at someones mum.   After she kicks the bucket though, the rest of them are on tape.  Royality...seriously...why!!??

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 02:51 | 1282158 Harlequin001
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so that we don't have to have an Obama or a Bush... seriously...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:46 | 1283194 molecool
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Iodine will do nothing to prevent uptake of radioactive Xenon.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:19 | 1290958 mess nonster
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...or cesium. Or plutonium. Tipping point reached and passed, all with a enourmous YAWN.

"Nuclear power is cleaner than coal," I was told, by a Los Alamos nuke head. Yeah, right. That's like saying Russian roulette is a cleaner bad habit than smoking...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:19 | 1290959 mess nonster
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...or cesium. Or plutonium. Tipping point reached and passed, all with a enourmous YAWN.

"Nuclear power is cleaner than coal," I was told, by a Los Alamos nuke head. Yeah, right. That's like saying Russian roulette is a cleaner bad habit than smoking...

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:23 | 1564617 mediahuset
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If you find that more classes need that functionality, then extract it.PFS Realty

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:57 | 1280967 FOC 1183
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Hope Alan and Ben are proud of that dollar purchasing power chart. At least it wasn't made by McBride

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:25 | 1281387 masterinchancery
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"The man who rides with an outlaw, dies with an outlaw."Captain Woodrow Call, Lonesome Dove.

Great piece.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 01:23 | 1282052 disabledvet
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"the dog sprung me."  Silverado.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:29 | 1281400 illyia
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More internet influence on the public mind...

Alan and Ben may answer Yet.

Thx J.Q.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:02 | 1280971 jm
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whatever, bitchez

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:33 | 1281640 WaterWings
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Does that stand for "John Maynard"?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:02 | 1280980 Misean
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A man's gotta know his limitations.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:09 | 1280989 High Plains Drifter
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everybody has a right to be a sucker once...........

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:14 | 1281015 augie
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my mother made me a sucker once...

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:16 | 1281350 WonderDawg
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Johnny Dangerously is a cult classic. Love that movie.


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:33 | 1281060 DavidPierre
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"everybody has a right to be a sucker once..........."

............ And yet SmokeyQuinn keeps proving himself the ultimate sucker over and over... rehashing all the Known Knowns of history as if his repeating the same things over and over will make the slightest difference.

“You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with functioning brains, those who understand the Truth about 9-11... And You, SmokeyQuinn, a 9-11MORON, who digs in the manure piles of amerKlan's Hollywood pop culture looking for answers.  There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope tied tight around their feeble minds and those who have the never ending job of doing the cutting.”  DP

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:56 | 1281525 CPL
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Doesn't matter how tight the tin foil hat is.  Eventually an infinite amount of monkey's on typewriters will be right.  This time is no different, no change and will zero interest other than the typical regurgitation of idea that any idiot with a library card can find out.


He's looking for validation.  Instead of validation, most should be chasing actions.  Not running off into the sunset, guns blazing.  Fuck that.

Reason I enjoy the Anonymous projects.  They aren't there to do anything but get people to act in their own nature.  Freak them out.  Do it for the Lulz.  While baby anons fuck with assholes of their own age posting nonsense on youtube, the more adult of us do other things mainly because we understand a project isn't done all at once.


It's not the human condition.  Move the environment one inch at a time, fuck with banks web pages, knock down the largest super computer in history (PSNetwork) and have it attack it's closest management ally.  That is alot more fun.  Then there is the aspect of helping people that are really fucked, like talking an egyptian techie on setting up a cell phone tower to get around telco nonsense or finding someone that is missing from nothing but EXIF data in a photo from an asshole that decided they are going to eat them.  That's how it works.  An inch at a time.  The revolution isn't about how it all burns down or killing the "foe".


It's about making sure that when they turn around to look for something they had, it's gone...just, simply, gone.  Poof!  Gone.


Think about when you misplace something....let's say car key's, you'll tear the house apart looking for it.  Not because you are OCD, but because you are in NEED of those FUCKING keys.  Same thing with projects.  Most are all in time with crap we knew about months ago because even ape blue bloods need a scheduel, we just "offset" that scheduel.  Fucks up the timing on their projects, which causes a chain reaction on other projects they are running.  Then like quicksand, it collapses.  Bing, bang, boom...gone. 

We can watch near misses, narrow escapes, but that all requires a hairs breath of luck.  Help yourself by removing their lucky escape if you have talents in IT.  Instead of a scratch...make sure their hand comes off.  A black eye becomes a crushed skull.  Anon has LOTS more projects in mind btw.  My favorite one is coming up in August this summer from this past weekend's nonsense with a certain IMF bank manager.  Dumbfuck, left his laptop in the public domain of police lock up...clone...clone...clone.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 01:58 | 1282109 cbxer55
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And every time The Mighty Quinn posts, its to be expected that Dipshit Pierre will chime in.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:38 | 1281665 eatthebanksters
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"deserve's got nuthin' to do with it..."

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:09 | 1280990 wirtschaftswunder
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It was so good I read it again

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:51 | 1281498 Mec-sick-o
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The article was posted twice ;)

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:23 | 1281021 Clampit
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Are you sure the public voted on this? I was under the impression they were off enjoying the holidays. And besides I didn't vote for it, nor I imagine did anyone alive - so I don't see how this contract applies to me exactly.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:25 | 1281027 Rynak
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hamy has no point. He's just trolling.... same for wirtschaftswunder aka zing / The Axe / mogul rider / long juan silver / William the Bastard.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:27 | 1281037 HamyWanger
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Yes they did. There was a democratical vote, with elected representatives of the American people. Which puts the Honorable Doctor Ben S. Bernanke Ph.D. in perfectly legitimate control of the national US currency. 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:36 | 1281066 FOC 1183
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Please pass the pipe

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 20:15 | 1281169 Almost Solvent
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Slavery was legal for a time as well. 


Time for a generational change. 


Our ancestors who thought slavery was a good idea were as wrong as our ancestors who thought a federal reserve was a good idea. 



Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:14 | 1281588 CPL
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I think you are talking about the same people right now and confusing yourself.  Here, have a beer it gets easier.


//come sit on the deck chair and we'll watch it burn together and tell each other bad jokes.  Here I'll start.


Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three nails on the table and asks the clerk "can you put me up for the night." 

This was all told to me by an old man in a dress that wants me to call him Father.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:48 | 1281695 Alienated Serf
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righteous anger! i like it.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:39 | 1281074 DavidPierre
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"...democratical..." ???

You sure like to just make shit up!

Now you're making up new words...MORON!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:48 | 1281469 wirtschaftswunder
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Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:46 | 1281084 Clampit
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Why bother paying for democratical representatives now that modern data collection methods can easily query the public directly? Costly tradition it would seem.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:47 | 1281095 graneros
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"There was a democratical vote"


Is that something like "the pompotous of love."

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:30 | 1281412 BoNeSxxx
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You, sir, are an idiot of the highest order.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:53 | 1281510 pods
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"There was a democratical vote, with elected representatives of the American people. Which puts the Honorable Doctor Ben S. Bernanke Ph.D. in perfectly legitimate control of the national US currency. "


Of course, a simple vote of CONgress may override the constitution.  No need to amend it, for a simple vote may override:

To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures.

Pretty good tonight Hamy!  Maybe CONgress may delegate all of their responsibilities to some private corporation?


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 23:13 | 1281765 Pepe
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democratical? Ok, I guess we are not speaking about the same thing. How much did you spend in your graduate program?

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