A jew and a chinaman are standing on a corner arguing about who the greatest man ever was. An irishman comes up and says i'll give you 500 dollars if you can tell me who the greatest man ever was. The chinaman says "Mao Zedong?" the irishman says "nah..."
The Jewish fella says "St. Patrick?" the irishman says "you're right" Hands him the money and walks away, the jewish fella said "I had moses in mind but business is business!"