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Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:58 | 122343 omi
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We are so god damn productive that we don't need jobs.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:30 | 122397 Anonymous
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Damn it! I was about to 'off' myself, and then you make me laugh.

Thanks for nothing, jackass...

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:02 | 122350 Takingbets
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This whole better than expected crap rally is a mind fuck. TPTB are trying to rewire the sheeps thoughts that bad is the new good. And I truly believe IB's are behind gunning these markets before the bad news, oops I mean good news get reported.

11:00 am : Financials continue to be a drag; the sector is now down 1.1%. AIG (AIG 35.48, -3.80) is a primary laggard in the sector. Shares of the insurer have been shunned for the entire session, despite better-than-expected earnings for its latest quarter. AIG's weakness has spread to its peers and dragged multiline insurers, as a group, to a 2.8% loss.

http://finance.yahoo.com/marketupdate/update

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:39 | 122412 What_Me_Worry
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It really gets weird once you figure out that AIG may have actually missed on their earning estimates.  We keep hearing this $2 number, however they actually reported net income to common shares in the 0.60's.  Let alone, ON TOP OF THAT, they don't even report out net profit to common shares after accounting for the fact that there are warrants for 4x what the current outstanding is.  Their real earnings for common shares might be closer to 0.15ish.

They actually reported their net income before paying out their expenses.  I may be reading their report wrong.  I cannot believe you are allowed to report out your net income before paying out your expenses for your loans now?!?

Basically, financial institutions can truly pick whatever number they want their net income to be and then work backwards from that figure to make the rest of the numbers fit.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 14:14 | 122487 omi
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Oh the enthusiassm over a range trade

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 17:58 | 122859 Tripps
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exactly right....they are trying to use positivity and the law of attraction to distract and to suck in even the bears to go long

 

the most stupid way to solve a great recession I have ever seen

 

they won't fix the monetary system , wont fix the debt, wont fix the tax structure, won't create jobs, etc...but they will throw trillions at stocks even though equity outflows increase

 

do they think we are stupid????????  

Sat, 11/07/2009 - 05:16 | 123338 Bear
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Yes

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:14 | 122351 Ned Zeppelin
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In a similar vein, I have decided that waiting to short the equities market is a losing game where QE is the reigning paradigm.  What has happened is that the S&P 500 at 1050 or 1070 today is the pre-QE S&P 500 at 650, or worse. Reinflation has successfully occurred in risk assets.  As long as QE is inevitable (either by reason of a Fed objective of holding down interest rates, so as to hold down the cost of borrowing AND maintain interest-rate-sensitive asset valuations, OR by reason of impossible to borrow U.S. federal deficits) then reflation works in terms of altering appearances of aset values.  In such an atmosphere, commodities will rise and gold should act as the measurement of the value of debased (i.e., printed rather than earned) fiat currencies.  I know there is alot of talk that the dollar is about to turn, everyone is ganging up on the dollar, and that somehow this thing wil lturn around, but all I see is that gold will keep rising (as an objective "price check" on the relativism of currencies), but as long as the Fed prints, isn't this the inevitable result? And even that behavior will last only until the outer rings of tolerance for such behavior are breached, and then currency collapse becomes a real possibility - does anyone know the trigger point? I doubt it, but it's out here somewhere in the darkness and we are hurtling towards it in a 1987 Oldsmobile with blackout glass and a mad driver sputtering nonsensicals at the wheel.  At least, I think that's where we are.  

And you are right about the manipulation - I think the scary part is that it is working, but the consequences of what is occurring are mind-boggling, as appearances become the substitute for reality.  The final victory.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:47 | 122425 -273
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But if reality for a growing number of people is that of unemployment, foreclosure and bankruptcy, then faced with the appearance (and fairly evident reality) of a few people gaming the system while they sink, it seems like a recipe for battle more than any ultimate victory. Lot of peeps are down, but not out. Game on. Next level.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:11 | 122881 ZerOhead
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The 87 Olds shitmobile is now rocketing down the road...  QE pedal to the metal with full ZIRP Nitrous Oxide (NOX) boosters... can't turn left... can't turn right... and no possibility of applying brakes evidentally...

Won't turn out well I'm afraid... kinda like what happens to a speedboat when it catches too much air...

Sat, 11/07/2009 - 14:49 | 123500 Anonymous
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It's a Talmudic Market... what more needs to be said?

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:08 | 122355 Anonymous
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I don't get it - I've been reading Zerohedge since the beginning, and, thanks to them, I came to this very same conclusion MONTHS AGO,... and you and your two buddies, with "20 yrs of trading between them," have JUST NOW come to this very same conclusion?

Wow, the three of y'all must've lost a SHITE load.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:31 | 122399 Anonymous
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Precisely. I told a friend last year that my models stopped working in May 2007, when they screamed get the hell out.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 15:51 | 122666 Pat Hand
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May 2007 was good.  My early warning systems started up in late June and began screaming "red alert" July 25.  That day I was dining with a couple of hedge fund allocators and their trophy wives (only one trophy wife per allocator) at Del Frisco's.  Wednesday night, the place was packed.  They had a $120 lobster special and a $56 steak special.  Three deep at the bar, pre-Mad Men martinis flowing.  Plenty of high-end champagne (our table ordered Roederer at $150).  I turned to one of the allocators and said "this has got to be the hedge fund market top".

Went to cash.

Short 50% in December.

pissed it all away over the past six months (well, not all of it).

Right now it's all a dollar trade, I think.  

TIPS are the trade - no expectation of much return but protection in case of either inflation or deflation.

5% in lottery tickets

Still long 9mm futures

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:11 | 122882 Anonymous
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Never did go real short because I shorted GM about 9 months to early and it doubled from there. Got burned on another, Worthington Industries and figured I was wrong and simply went to cash.

Then to test whether or not I was getting any better, played with the GCI and OpEx practice accounts for 6 months, losing over $5,000,000. I was on the wrong side of 9 out of 10 trades.

Have only done a leetle bit better since then.

Interesting that you too went to the dollar trade. Been going back and forth with the BRL/$, $AUD/$, NOK/$, EUR/jpy,
and Euro/$.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:12 | 122363 msscheiner77777
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How do labor costs fall (productivity figures)when wages are up in this latest employment (and I use the term lightly) report?

Which business in their right mind increase wages at a 17.5% (true) unemployment rate?

And how are government jobs flat when all I see are firings by cities and states?

 

Really good post, thanks.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:12 | 122364 Prophet of Wise
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Productivity increases as measured by output-per-worker [total output/total workers] should come as "no surprise" when we reduce the denominator by 7,000,000

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:13 | 122367 Anonymous
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Think like a criminal.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:13 | 122368 vreporter
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I believe that some serious restructuring (capital requirements, management change, etc) of the "questionable banks" has been underway for a few weeks. They have been sinking while the Dow has been hiding that damage at new highs. Rotation is a wonderful tool as long as there is a chair to sit on before the music stops. Today's major Dow hero is GE! Watch the banks because something is afoot in the REAL market.

 

After all, it's a market of stocks, not a stock market.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:15 | 122374 Anonymous
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Sounds like someone is losing their arse.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:17 | 122375 Anonymous
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Unemployment doesn't seem to matter...

Banks can borrow at 0% and lend at xx%. Those loans that cannot be paid back will just be bought by the government. Corporations will continue to buy things from each other with less workers which will show both top line and bottom line growth.

Government will finance the whole thing by printing more money, which will be purchased by foreign governments who have no other choice.

Individual investors that don't want to join the gambling will loose principle with little to no interest bearing equivalent available punishing saving/earners while enriching those that either comply and bet on black/red CNBC strategy or open their palm for the next government hand out.

Small biz will continue to fail, but who cares about small biz anyway?

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:18 | 122377 Anonymous
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Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:43 | 122419 Anonymous
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...well..that's easy. It was in Westwood, on La Mirada, near Hollywood boulevard, early 90s, my first apartment and there was this lovely woman on a dark and steamy night possessed by a faint hesitation. But an urgent persuasive spirit pressing me on...and then my roomate's night shift got cancelled and he opened the apartment door 10 feet away shining the light from the hallway directly onto the sofa where the the lady and I, after a sumptuous dinner, lay in an embrace, I having finally got her bra unhooked with one hand and--------descending upon us was a lust-killing moment that I regret to this day.

I would have put that at the near top of my list of TTDBYD.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 14:15 | 122492 Anonymous
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I guess that beats my "kick Liesman in the nuts"

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 16:18 | 122711 Sisyphus
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LOL

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 16:01 | 122679 Anonymous
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Dude, sweet story, but it's an obvious fabrication. Hollywood Blvd. ends far east of Westwood and La Mirada Ave runs parallel to Hollywood Blvd. and, again, ends far east of Westwood. Even if you meant West Hollywood (not Westwood), it's still not true because both streets also end east of WeHo. And another things -- there are no "steamy nights" in Los Angeles; it's either hot and dry or cool and damp. Sorry.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:18 | 122889 Anonymous
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Well OK I was taking a bit of literary license. The actual location, which was on La Mirada, in the Karnak apartments, in West Hollywood, and the 'steamy' was a reference to the climate in that room without an air conditioner.

Everything else is the truth, swear to god, hope to die, cross my heart, on my mother's grave.

I couldn't make that one up even if I tried sinceI have many times threatened to kill my roomy for showing up that time. Made me believe that some things are just not meant to be considering my two year up and down history with that particular velvet-touch woman.

Sat, 11/07/2009 - 01:08 | 123262 Anonymous
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I nailed her right before you had dinner.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:19 | 122378 Anonymous
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And then of course there was this morning, where at the open, it looked like traders were forced at gunpoint to buy. I haven't seen anything like that since April/May; that was the work of the SLP program if ever I've seen it. This is getting ridiculous. Everone's talking about the head and shoulders forming on the S&P - if it doesn't take out 1080 on the next attempt, or it breaks through 1035, all the Elliot Waves guys are saying we're headed down in a big way.

And so I guess the one(s) who are running shit these days decided this morning that we weren't going down.

Let's see what consumer credit does to this. If the numbers come in horrible, and the market doesn't sell off (on a FRIDAY), you know something is deeply, profoundly wrong.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:19 | 122379 mule65
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Two of my friends who have been actively trading for more than 20 years between them threw in the towel this week as their patterns and methods are no longer working.

Good.  Maybe they can find a real job and do something productive.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:35 | 122405 Anonymous
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This is 'good' until you realize what it means. The market used to be made up of hundreds of smaller liquidity providers. Now it's shrinking and all that will be left is 10 HFT 'liquidity providers'. This is happening in a lot of markets - equities, futures, options.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:46 | 122424 Internet Tough Guy
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Only a fool plays a rigged game. What will the squid eat when it runs out of fish and new fish won't play?

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:58 | 122450 Greyzone
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The squid will task its minions (Obama and Congress) to force you to play. They are going to raise 401K limits, require some minimum 401K deposits from everyone, and remove any ability to get the 401K money until you retire at 95 or some such crap, which in turn funnels money into funds that can then be screwed by the squid.

Just watch. Time to renew your passports, people, if you've not already done so. Like many in 1930s Germany, some folks may decide it's time to look for the exit.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 15:48 | 122659 Mazarin
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re: "Screwed by the squid" - It isn't pretty:


Male giant squid have been found to have a long, muscular penis...

Scientists believe that the male squid literally injects his sperm into the female's skin during mating.

"The two of them mount beak to beak, so you've got arms and tentacles flying everywhere," Dr O'Shea said.

"The male is co-ordinating this enormous penis, and he's implanting spermadaphores into the female's arms.

Giant squid caught in Scotland Some giant squid have occasionally been caught by fishermen "He uses the penis like a plunger or a huge hypodermic needle, and he's physically stabbing the female's arms."

http://penis.blogcarnival.com/archives/2005/03/the_squid_penis.html

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 16:12 | 122698 Pat Hand
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Predators aren't really interested in attacking big and strong things.  We're cowards & want to eat weak sheep.  If the sheep are all gone and it's wolf on wolf, well, that's life, but it's a very different way of living

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:22 | 122384 chancee
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If you want to see your future tax dollars at work, just pull up SPY on your time and sales screen and watch your children's inheritance scroll by.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:22 | 122385 Anonymous
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Jealous? Mad? Has the squid ink clouded your vision?

"Invest in US Treasuries if you cannot get your expected returns while day trading" says Lloyd BankMafia.

Sat, 11/07/2009 - 18:30 | 123618 Problem Is
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That is Timmay G.'s Aunt Lloyd you are talking about...

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:25 | 122389 Anonymous
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the markets are larger than the central banks

anyone who believes this is a worn out retread from the nixon-ford days or earlier....get them horses and buggies out to go to market....eeehaaa

when 23.7t usd is available to backstop the markets and when derivatives are measured literally in the quadrillions (notional value) i assure you that central banks are vastly larger than the markets.....

the fed rules the markets through derivatives - but only certain ones.....until people recognize that fact they will keep whining their fucktarded whine about disconnects all over the place...the only disconnect is in their brains for refusing to realize that the vampire squids rule the world and do so through means far too sophisticated for mortals to comprehend...but they do it and it is with derivatives.....

irs are the single most important derivative in the world have gold derivatives....they guarantee insatiable demand for treasuries and arbitrary interest rates...the fed needed qe as an enforcer and they got the power....

until there are dead bankster-illuminists there will be no escaping the squid....

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:52 | 122441 Anonymous
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++++!

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 14:04 | 122463 Gunther
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As long as everybody stays in the paper universe continued manipulation might work.

Shortages in commodities have the power to stop the paper; after all energy and food can neither be printed nor electronically created.

Another way to stop the paper is to buy and take delivery (!!) of precious metals.

I do not have US numbers, but I Germany are some 3 Trln Euros in savings. 1% of that is 30 billion Eu that would buy give or take 1000 metric tons of gold. Take few other saving nations too and that is enough money to buy all the gold of few central banks.

 

Sat, 11/07/2009 - 18:40 | 123621 Problem Is
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Wow... an "anonymous" that does not sound like Timmay, Aunt Lloyd or Uncle Jamie's sock puppet...

I shall have to categorize you as "Anonymous A." Please place an A at the beginning of your posts so I can figure out which anonymous I am reading...

It is like trying to figure out which Tyler I am reading...

I like the really sarcastic, caustic Tyler...

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:27 | 122391 Rainman
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A consumer-driven revival requires that the gubmint try to push the stubborn sheeple out of their deleveraging foxholes.....with little or no easy credit in sight. And the long awaited inventory ramp up on slowing credit is another mirage.

So the GS/Uncle Slam conspiracy to artificially pump on equities must continue or the house of cards slowly crumbles. A crushed dollar isn't even on the radar screen of hazards.....for now. 

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:33 | 122393 Racer
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"Two of my friends who have been actively trading for more than 20 years between them threw in the towel this week as their patterns and methods are no longer working."

 I have been trading successfully for many years, but now... I give up..

I think the best option is to max out the credit cards and not pay them, sorry got no money left...that's what you did to me by your idiotic market manipulations

After all, the banks don't pay any interest to savers and prudent people do they?

Be reckless and get away with it I say.. well that is what they are showing me by their example

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:48 | 122429 Anonymous
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"banks don't pay interest to savers"?

It's far worse than that. They are charging us with their failures, along with their Pimps in Congress.

It's getting stabbed from both ends.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:29 | 122394 Anonymous
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Re: MSM coverage of business, generally.

"...I couldn't find a single article about either today in a major news outlet.."

Very rarely do our major dailies carry anything significant about business, even though they have a separate "Business" pull out section. They never have.

They cater to the whims of their readers who apparently want Sports numero uno, a Magazine about people famous for being famous, and Car ads.

I only subscribe to one on Sundays for the KenKen, Crosswords, Sudoku and other puzzles, the Op-ed page and get my business news from other sources mostly the Web which is current, constant, and makes the next day's business news (and all other so-called news) in the papers obsolete by next morning.

No TV business watching unless there's a meltup or meltdown.

The "interweb" as Mr Monk would call it, is far and away the best source for up to date business data, and ZH is the leader of the pack.

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:31 | 122398 Anonymous
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Chris,
the market is acting counterintuitively because you don't understand markets.. give up

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:32 | 122400 miker
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Excellent article and make no mistake, the Fed is behind this market 100%. GS is the front man. Why do you think the Audit the Fed bill got gutted?  Because the Fed is pumping billions into the stock market.  THE MARKET IS  HOW THE FED IS INFLATING THE MONEY SUPPLY!!!!  The banks sure as hell aren't doing it with their reserves because there is little loan demand.  The first phase of the market rally was really quite easy and inexpensive.  Basically, they made sure no nasty surprises occurred on the downside (e.g., managed the news) and threw enough buy side support to key stocks while manipulating the sell side.  No one was selling much so up she went.  Now, it's getting dicier.  But still billions are being spent to hold her up.  Look at GE Today.  Up a frigging $1/share over what?  A well timed buy recommendation.  This on the day that GE announces closing their solar plant due to lack of pricing.  Goldman is making a ton of SURE money trading because they are the key maker of this market.  There attitude is "we're good" so pay us.  The Feds have little choice. 

One final note.  I've said this before and I still firmly believe that our government in conjunction with Saudis' is attempting to hold the price of oil "up".  If oil spirals down, all bets are off on preventing a deflationary spiral......because everything is pegged to it in cost.  Ask yourself why has natural gas dropped 2/3 in price but oil has held firm?  China and US have been buying to fill strategic reserves and using other techniques to hold the price up......for now. 

Also, don't expect Gold to move much over 1100/ounce.  When that happens, you will see the results of Ben selling some of the vast U.S. reserves into the market and scaring some of the weaker longs.  They will NOT let gold advance substantially from here.

This economy is is serious, serious straits.  I think worse than the 1930's.  Ben and Tim are pulling out all the stops; including a Treasury meeting with top financial bloggers to "show their human side".  Unprecedented. 

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:38 | 122408 Racer
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The Nikkei was over 1000 points higher than the Dow, now it is 200 points lower.

Beggar the rest of the world, the US is going to fiddle all the way to line the banksters pockets at the expense of the poor peasants at the bottom of the heap

Fri, 11/06/2009 - 13:48 | 122432 Burnbright
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If the FED sells Gold or Silver people like me will be buying hand over fist in the dip. Just FYI.

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