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Guest post: Straight Offa Wall Street Debuts Atop Billboard Charts
Submitted by Damien Hoffman at Wall St. Cheat Sheet
"Straight Offa Wall Street Debuts Atop Billboard Charts"
Forget Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. Those crazy financial gangsta rappers are at it again. After privatizing their gains while handing their losses to us, N.W.A. (Nationalizerz with Attitudes) shares the homemade tunes which served as anthems during their reign.
The crew -- (clockwise) Tim Geithner, Stan O'Neal, Johnny Thain, Dick Fuld, Hank Paulson, and Joe Cassano -- truly brought their best stuff in this freshman effort. The opening song and instant classic "Straight Offa Wall Street" was infamously heard echoing down Upper East Side streets as several black bulletproof GMC Yukon Denali XLs cruised the early morning hours in 2006-07.
Another instant classic, "F*$! the SEC" drops additional authoritative tones, "F*$kin' with me and my hot young secretary/Cause I got a golden parachute and the newest f*$kin Blackberry." But my favorite clip on the album is "Debtman [Modern Slavery Remix]". The verses flow like bailout dollars, "Livin' in Manhattan, N-Y-C, N-Y/This uzi up your ass if you ask me why/Debtor beggin for credit, we're knockin' out teeth/Clockin' our dollars on the first and fifteenth."
I know it's hard to support a product by a bunch of legal gangsters who pulled off the greatest heist in human history. However, if you don't want to layout the cash, you can get a free copy next time you refi any hard asset at your local bank supported by the Homeowners' Assistance Program. Apparently, the participating banks went ahead and bought enough copies to move the album to the top of the Billboard charts. And why not. It's not their money.
If you can't wait for mortgage rates to get further manipulated to record lows, you can download some singles off the playlist now:
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And if you hurry we will include the following track :
"Wuz HFTin' fo' da PPT when day cawld ta gimme my pig shot, YOOOOOO !"
OR...
" Sippin' on Stimulus Juice... laid back, wit m'mind on m'bonus n' m'bonus on m'mind..."
Well damn. Them listen links don't work. Wuz lookin forward to gettin down wid 'em ;-)
to appreciate you need to have heard the original in the day - hard to believe that when it was released the CD or cassette (pre itunes days) was kept behind the counter (in many markets) - and who could have predicted that Dre would become the mogul that he is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPb4s0-QcI
EZ-E... If there's a Rock N' Roll Heaven...
he ain't there.
I'm going see if I can find my NWA CD and I think its EZ mother F*n E (or should I say the late EZ ...)
Word
RIP EZ-E... gotta pour out some liquor for my homie and his 100's of illegitimate children
May I introduce you to Cleveland Brown...
http://www.hulu.com/watch/106895/the-cleveland-show-straight-outta-stoolbend
Hey I went to wallstreet cheat sheet.com. They put you guys as phospherous on the periodic table!!!!!
Glowing in the dark ain't all bad.
That chart was by the Reformed Broker. They just shared it.
Do you mean phosphorus?
I like using off colour language.
A tribute band to The Monkeys.
Tha east coast broad street mafioso rappers are jus frontin, where's tha bling bling? Tha tru ballas are on the west coast. Give props to tha original gangsta, ice cube.
even saw the lights of the good year blimp and it read ice cube's a pimp
today i didn't even have to use my a-k i gotta say it was a good day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs&feature=related
Peel back the rind and examine the fruit
Rotten to the core buried in they best suits
Maggots crawling on they face,
Eyes sunk in they head
Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the dead - Twiztid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJteVFTJ_Jo
"Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down TONIGHT!"
they will be 100 miles and running very shortly.
+1
Just like Carl Lewis I’m ballin’ the &*# out.
I do not like the racist tone in this message!
trust me, most people in here have more respect for n.w.a., ice cube, dre, three 6 mafia, snoop, and biggy, than they do for all the bankstas mentioned above. if i had a choice of throwing a life preserver to jay z or hank paulson, i'm going with the guy that was up front in the ticker tape parade in manhattan today.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20091106&content_id=7630596&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
CW - I am in Memphis and three-6 are prepsters... with attitude.. heh
yeah but they are too funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zig9W1Gh4A&feature=related
MK, are you really in Memphis or just making reference to the three6mafia crew?
Dass How we Row
(That's How We Roll)
CB4 Straight Outta Lowcash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUgL67eZsY
CB4 Straight Outta Lowcash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUgL67eZsY
If you listened to that NWA album back in the day and have not yet heard Nina Gordon's acoustic version of Straight Outta Compton, you are missing something. You can find it easily with a Google search.
One of the best rap songs of all time and quite factual regarding the bailout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64g_g22iEe8
Check yo self, SUCKA !!!
You best be representin' wit yo signs, mutha-grabba !!!
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-wall...
" ya eva go to a frenz houz anda food jes ain' no gud, ah mean da macaroni's soggy, da peas ah mushed and da chicken tastes lahk woooood ..."
Oldest skool, yooooo boyyyyy !