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Hamptons Weekend Ruined, Hedge Fund Managers Enraged

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Another slapdown in equities where 6 days worth of longs were wiped out in one fell swoop.  Instead of a killer weekend at The Hamptons, now the hedge fund managers will head to the Jersey shore and pick up some low grade hookers.  And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to "Go Gibson" on their weekend escorts.

Pretty much a chain-selling event across the board today.  Some big names were obliterated to fresh, 52-week lows:

After getting a week's profits blown out in one day, the despondent "Alpha Dog" hedge fund managers will be trolling for some skanks:

 

 

And no doubt, they will have to vent by finding something to complain about, like fake breasts

 

Here's Mel's take on the fakes:

 

And more than likely, these guys are bound to get wound up so tight, they will start hyperventilating like Mel did here:

 

It's all part of the "Get Rich Quick, then Lose It All" climate these guys live in..

One day, they feel like they are on top of the world, the next day, it feels like the end of the world.

The Jersey Hookers better brace themselves.....

LOL....

 

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Sat, 07/17/2010 - 07:09 | 475175 Popo
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I don't trust that bitch for one second.   She has this perfectly composed voice, and she knows the phonecall is being recorded.

The whole thing comes off like an 'innocent act'.

Yes, Mel's out of his mind -- that we knew.  But this Russian whore is playing him like a cheap violin.

 

 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 09:49 | 475248 tom a taxpayer
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Gypsy romance song "Dark Eyes" with violin.

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=HaUjgOHiVBk&feature=related

 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 10:18 | 475265 Missing_Link
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The Gibson audio tapes show signs of heavy doctoring and alteration:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/mel-gibson-tapes-tampered-11169063

Note how the voices are on two separate tracks (!), and there are clear signs that the audio stream has been tampered with.

Also, listen carefully to their voices.  HER voice sounds extremely phony/"acted", as if dubbed in over an existing conversation that did not actually go that way.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:00 | 475316 A Nanny Moose
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You just cannot trust those damned mail order brides.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 18:30 | 475543 Ted K
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I heard the natives can be rough too.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 16:54 | 475473 swamp
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This is a deeply hurt man who is clearly in a soul tearing rage.

It is disgusting that she is acting soooo innocent and putting this tape out there for all the world to ridicule him in private moment of deep despair. 

Another thing, something about citizenship and being able to get to stay here if she is a "victim" of domestic abuse. Yep. That's right.

 

And, how is it "racist" when in fact FBI stats show many white women gang raped by a pack of niggers daily in this country and almost never the reverse, (packs of male crackers raping black females).

 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:19 | 474352 Ragnarok
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They better make sure they don't run into "The Situation". LOL.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:33 | 474389 aheady
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ba ha ha ha ha

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:21 | 474356 Mr. Anonymous
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"And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to "Go Gibson" on their weekend escorts."

Hands down, ZH is the best site on the web.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 07:26 | 475180 Mojo
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Yup. Sometime I just skip the post and go straight to the comments. Great no holds barred stuff.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:40 | 475336 russki standart
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+1000

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:21 | 474357 RowdyRoddyPiper
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I guess Mel wasn't acting in those Lethal Action flics...You've been set up Mel boy...badddd.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:26 | 474371 Mr. Anonymous
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She's setting her traps and checking them twice.

And in blunders the big dumb elephant.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:51 | 474682 Careless Whisper
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u got that right. that fake titty vegas golddigger played him like a fiddle. that's what happens to guys that need the kitty kat. i got my choices. oh, and ANF had a bad day and i'm so sad i wasn't short. and dammit i wanted to short HOT on a bounce and i chickened out. gotta have confidence like this guy -- and isn't he hilarious?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo

 

 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 01:18 | 475046 russki standart
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He was stalked and eaten by an apex predator, a russian woman. Anyone who has ever f@cked one knows exactly what I am talking about. Mel never had a chance against this lethal weapon..

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:23 | 474363 turds in the pu...
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long on @DJ_SMIRNOFF_ICE

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:26 | 474373 xppt
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Best summary on the board!  Nobody does it like Robo. 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:28 | 474375 doublethink
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And if, on the way to the Jersey Shore, you happen to stop in Atlantic City, look for John Paulson betting a billion on black.

 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:30 | 474378 chinaguy
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Thanks Robo!

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:42 | 475337 russki standart
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Yeah, Robo´s the best !

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:42 | 474409 Instant Karma
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I think Mel speaks for all of us wronged men....

However

He should abstain from alcohol

He needs high doses on an anti-psychotic

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:13 | 474705 CPL
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Why, while his rant was a bit out of range.  I think all men have felt themselves at least once scorned enough to wish rape on somebody by a pack of wildmen (not a big fan of the n word).

 

What gets me is who recorded the conversation and what was said before.  Women can wind up a guy enough to get themselves a pair of irish sun glasses just as well as a local drunk talking smack.  Just seems funny how packaged the whole telephone conversation was, although I doubt Mr. Gibson was in on the "joke".  I wonder how many other phone convo's he's been pegged with.

 

Besides who cares, the guy has more than enough to live on for the rest of his days and his films are awesome.  Only way to come down in a graceful pattern of a night of watching hockey brawls and some street fighting on pay per view is to pop in Braveheart.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 21:36 | 474790 TheGoodDoctor
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And here I thought this was a screen test for his upcoming flick. You mean it's real?

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 16:35 | 475478 swamp
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Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a scorned man.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:49 | 474740 knukles
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An Ativan and Thorazine enema works well near beddie bye time for me.  I mean, the Gibber, me and Hunter Thompson used to have absolutely Glorious Weekends together.  Made Lost look like a TV show.  The Blackout of the Christ.  Awesome.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:43 | 474412 Instant Karma
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Oh, do not be long the stock market...seriously.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:56 | 474413 Translational Lift
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At least going "Postal" had a side benefit....It opened up new jobs.  Going Gibson benefits no one....

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:45 | 474420 NOTW777
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LOL

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:46 | 474422 nmewn
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Reminds me of Richard Pryor's old routine...but he got paid for his...LOL.

Content warning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJaDMfIBw5c

 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:52 | 474435 walküre
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What the fuck happened. What the fuck happened today?

I can't believe it! I'm full of stocks and can't sell to anyone. Where the fuck is the bid side!!!???

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOL... couldn't post much today. It was a BUSY day. Busy is good. :)

The matadors will be eating balls tonight. Bulls got slaughtered.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:00 | 474452 Testicular Cancer
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Did anyone really not expect the drop, esp on a Friday when everything drops.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:41 | 474527 lettuce
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double esp considering yesterday's end of day GS/BP induced short squeeze across the board, the disgraceful manufacturing numbers had to take hold again... not to mention a less than stellar CPI and a hilarious consumer confidence number. oh and ecri vindicates the bond bulls. muhahaha....

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:11 | 474647 Mark Beck
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TC, please forgive me if I don't type your full name. But somehow it just doesn't feel right.

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Today was a very strange day. For the past 18 Months Macroeconomic news hardly ever trumps financial rally around the flag. So the day was interesting.

I predicted the Big Financials would be hit becasue of management call future guidance, but I must admit reaction to poor revenue, and what we have come to expected for loss provisions, was very negative, given the anticipated increase in earnings. BAC and C were at or beat the street and got pounded. Why?

Reggie has talked at great length about JPM, especially in core exposure and unknown effects (system risk) with derivatives.

But each one of the TBTF has their own particular black spot. Wells will be reporting on the 21st, and we expect their chargeoffs to be uncharacteristic of a recovery.

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Not sure what to make of State Streets positive stock movement after providing early guidence. Perhaps they will get pounded too when they report.

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If the herd is now going to react to macro-economic trends then next week we should see negative pressure on real estate. Buy SRS?

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If there is an acknowledgement of macro-economic systemic risk, then equities should sell off rapidly. We shall see.

From an analysis standpoint I think what most people will find, if they take the time to dig, that de-leverage debt has overwhelmed stimulus growth. This is saying a lot given that we are only half way through ARRA.

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It is hard for me to pinpoint the tipping point for the market to look beyond manipulated TBTF profits.

Mark Beck

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:06 | 474457 Rusty Shorts
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Perfect, thanks Robo!!!

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:09 | 474463 RSDallas
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That Mel is one psycho SOB.  GET HIM A WOMAN and a padded room.  Anyway, good to see you posting again Robo.  

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 16:38 | 475482 swamp
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Yeah, it's easy to call someone deeply torched "psycho". That was her goal.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:34 | 474507 Cactus Rocky
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"If you get raped by a pack of fund managers it will be your fault!"

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:51 | 474742 CPL
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and that would be different today how?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:35 | 474509 Fix It Again Timmy
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The Hamptons?  The Hamptons?  That's so nouveau riche - the world's best investment - marry a Rothschild...

 

 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:36 | 474511 Ned Zeppelin
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Thanks for the laughs RT- you rock as always.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:47 | 474537 banksterhater
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The guy needs REHAB, ASAP! Goes something like this: Wake up to 6 beers, then a fifth, snort some coke, go to filming for 5 hrs, more booze, then overdose on ambien or vicodin to sleep. Wake up, rinse & repeat. He never gets REM sleep, so he's sleep-deprived. That's where the anger really sets in. Not funny at all.

He needs intervention, bigtime, or he's dead.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 18:05 | 474582 puckles
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Why, pray tell, would one want to save such a feral idiot?  Screw the intervention.  God forbid he passes on more DNA.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 18:38 | 474618 Puffer
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The abused and abuser enter at opposite ends of a packed Kezar stadium. Never having met before. They somehow find each other, and madness, genuine certifiable murderous boot to the throat madness on
display.

I picked a woman up out of a bar last weekend that fits the profile.
She is an elegant slave, willing to accept orders to stay put, not even to pee, or eat if it pleases him. Nothing short of what pleases him is acceptable. Broken facial bones, missing teeth, then burned clothing
and destroyed possessions.

Her cell rings. She answers. And cannot hang up. Wonders why in the
loneliness of a battered shelter, her few friends and family are hesitant
to help.

Kinda like Swept Away, the european version.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:29 | 474661 Waterfallsparkles
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Just maybe they were short and bought another yaht.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:31 | 474662 Waterfallsparkles
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Government support gone Market gone.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:33 | 474665 Gimp
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Uh, the Mel rant is weird. Has he not been in Hollywood for the past 30 years? Does he not know what kind of women go for aging once popular actors with money?

Mel you need help and stay away from the gold diggers.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 08:34 | 475205 ZackAttack
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The lower brain often does not think of these things.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 16:43 | 475486 swamp
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He was doing his own digging, the trophy thing, so important to the male ego.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:42 | 474673 Gordon Freeman
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Mel's problem is his narcissistic rages have never resulted in him being on the receiving end of a serious beating--that might have woken him up.  Now, he's too rich and protected for that important lesson.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:54 | 474745 CPL
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Have you looked at his nose?  Don't know how many throw downs you've been in, but he doesn't have much left to his.  Personally I'd like to be on the right side of the table if drinking with the man.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:52 | 474683 steve from virginia
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Poor Mel ...

He makes me feel good about my life!

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:07 | 474698 trillionaire
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Mel needs to make a proper sequel to the Road Warrior and all will be forgiven.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:22 | 474711 Xibalba
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About Mel...I've heard worse things said from the NYPD.  He ain't sheet. 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:26 | 474713 newstreet
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Anyone sell those Euros at 130 today?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:34 | 474720 Overleveraged_a...
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I sold gbp/jpy @ 134.20 ... then got long at 133, closed the position for a loss somewhere below that.

 

but I digress.... RobotTrader's posts are the most entertaining.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 20:46 | 474735 ozziindaus
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"YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOOOOW ME" 

Mel should have know by her calmness that she was recording it. Bitch.

Robo, shouldn't hedge fund managers be rejoicing??

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 22:38 | 474896 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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She had every right to tape record him.

Who is the bitch?

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 10:30 | 475273 ozziindaus
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Every right? Who says? 

http://www.callcorder.com/phone-recording-law-america.htm

By Mel's racial and defamatory rant, I very much doubt he consented. Besides if she intended on using it to bolster her case for a personal protection order, then 1) it's inadmissible as evidence and 2) contrary to her staying in his house. 

The punch in the mouth she supposedly received should have been evidence enough, if not, cause for a protection order however she chose to take the low road by capitalizing (public sympathy) on his weaknesses. His behavior is by no means excusable but her victimization does not grant her sainthood in this case. 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:48 | 475342 russki standart
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Do you think a woman at that age gets knocked up  by accident? It is all about the money. If she stayed home in Russia, and acted that way towards him, her husband would have tossed her out on her ass.  I am not claiming Mel is a victim but she obviously set him up, knowing that getting knocked up by him was the same as winning the cash for life lottery. 

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 22:36 | 474893 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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In all my life, I have never experienced one that didn't work, they have all been "functional". 

This is his worst play ever! 

Couches beware! 

At least LZB is on sale....[shrug]

"Relax.  Tell me about your childhood, Mel.  And there are Kleenex on the other side of the LZBoy."

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 22:49 | 474914 williambanzai7
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Everything is fine in Thailand. The girls send their best regards to the , the Jersey Shore, Goldman Squid, and hedge fund managers.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 23:29 | 474962 doolittlegeorge
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first off since when are Jersey girls "low grade"?  I always thought the "low graders" were in the Hamptons myself--sex being the goal and all.  Second can you say "remake"?  Needless to say it's "Mad Mel" instead of "Mad Max" but the earnings potential will still be the same.  As for the women, well--something tells me no matter how many dollar bills you slip these ones "it's nothing but chit chat."

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 00:24 | 475013 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Another classic RoboTrader post.  

 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 01:42 | 475065 emma goldberg jewboy
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Suck it bitch

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 01:46 | 475072 emma goldberg jewboy
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Suck it bitch

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 02:00 | 475089 Tripps
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 Mel's ex wife vouched for him today.he's not a wife beater

 

per tmz...wow, looks like one big set up to take advantage of his temper and fact he feels like a failure for loving her

 

maybe mel is right

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/15/mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-custody-heari...

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 08:53 | 475219 Leo Kolivakis
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Am I the only one who doesn't trust Ms. Grigorieva? Gibson's biggest mistake was to allow her to enter his life. Never, ever react with a woman like that. Pure poison.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 09:13 | 475231 Brokenarrow
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Where's the pics, Rob?

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 11:35 | 475305 Cpl Hicks
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I went to see Braveheart when it was released. Close to 2 hours into it Mel's character takes a spear in the chest- I thought, great it's over. No way- it went on for near another hour.

My point is- this guy just won't go away.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:00 | 475317 Leo Kolivakis
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Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:39 | 475334 russki standart
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Especially the Russian Variety, very dangerous.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 13:00 | 475349 blindman
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not to be flip but they should get together and put the

"make up sex" on pay per view (does that still exist?).

with the proceeds they could pay for the clean up,  in the gulf.

tho only thing more pathetic than this aired laundry, (what not?)

is me being entertained by it.  once again, i hate myself in a way

that is not sustainable.  

never mind....

and what was that bit about the man seeking a "spiritual connection"

with his balls in a vice and all.  that sounds like something new and

experimental?  i hope he doesn't go the scientology route. 

i can't wait for my wife to come back home so i can force her to

watch these clips.,, c'mon honey, if your out there, please come back home.

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-36, but i still may be a machine or insufficiently intelligent.

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ps. these clips may, in some strange way, actually help other people

in their moment of marital discord,  weird left handed public service.?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTY_MQM6Qc&feature=related

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRmCmsFYOb8&feature=related

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Sat, 07/17/2010 - 13:40 | 475375 Careless Whisper
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they should get together and put the "make up sex" on pay per view

dewd, that's brilliant. maybe a secret tape... "stolen" and leaked would do the trick. i would like to see those big fake titties that make her look like a vegas whore, and judge em for myself. can you imagine if she said; talk dirty to me?! oh. my. god.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 14:49 | 475420 blindman
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bring on more circus!  beyond bread and circus into gambling,

liquor, drugs, sex and circus.  internalized, consumed.....  we are easily

leveraged, generally.    i think a variety of californicated.?

a spiritual experience for the whole family,  good entertainment and

holliweird at it's best.! / worst / best. worst.......

reminds me of that term coined some time ago .. new horizons of

" worsity ". (pjb)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Y987Uf1wY

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knF5Nis1K3c&NR=1

 

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 17:12 | 475500 Careless Whisper
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dewd, ur preachin to the choir. im down with AJ and no one gonna distract me from the important issues goin on. u make a good point and mel gibson and his bitch are just somethin different, not an important issue for sure.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 16:36 | 475479 Fíréan
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