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Hamptons Weekend Ruined, Hedge Fund Managers Enraged
Another slapdown in equities where 6 days worth of longs were wiped out in one fell swoop. Instead of a killer weekend at The Hamptons, now the hedge fund managers will head to the Jersey shore and pick up some low grade hookers. And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to "Go Gibson" on their weekend escorts.
Pretty much a chain-selling event across the board today. Some big names were obliterated to fresh, 52-week lows:
After getting a week's profits blown out in one day, the despondent "Alpha Dog" hedge fund managers will be trolling for some skanks:
And no doubt, they will have to vent by finding something to complain about, like fake breasts
Here's Mel's take on the fakes:
And more than likely, these guys are bound to get wound up so tight, they will start hyperventilating like Mel did here:
It's all part of the "Get Rich Quick, then Lose It All" climate these guys live in..
One day, they feel like they are on top of the world, the next day, it feels like the end of the world.
The Jersey Hookers better brace themselves.....
LOL....
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I don't trust that bitch for one second. She has this perfectly composed voice, and she knows the phonecall is being recorded.
The whole thing comes off like an 'innocent act'.
Yes, Mel's out of his mind -- that we knew. But this Russian whore is playing him like a cheap violin.
Gypsy romance song "Dark Eyes" with violin.
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=HaUjgOHiVBk&feature=related
The Gibson audio tapes show signs of heavy doctoring and alteration:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/mel-gibson-tapes-tampered-11169063
Note how the voices are on two separate tracks (!), and there are clear signs that the audio stream has been tampered with.
Also, listen carefully to their voices. HER voice sounds extremely phony/"acted", as if dubbed in over an existing conversation that did not actually go that way.
You just cannot trust those damned mail order brides.
I heard the natives can be rough too.
This is a deeply hurt man who is clearly in a soul tearing rage.
It is disgusting that she is acting soooo innocent and putting this tape out there for all the world to ridicule him in private moment of deep despair.
Another thing, something about citizenship and being able to get to stay here if she is a "victim" of domestic abuse. Yep. That's right.
And, how is it "racist" when in fact FBI stats show many white women gang raped by a pack of niggers daily in this country and almost never the reverse, (packs of male crackers raping black females).
They better make sure they don't run into "The Situation". LOL.
ba ha ha ha ha
"And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to "Go Gibson" on their weekend escorts."
Hands down, ZH is the best site on the web.
Yup. Sometime I just skip the post and go straight to the comments. Great no holds barred stuff.
+1000
I guess Mel wasn't acting in those Lethal Action flics...You've been set up Mel boy...badddd.
She's setting her traps and checking them twice.
And in blunders the big dumb elephant.
u got that right. that fake titty vegas golddigger played him like a fiddle. that's what happens to guys that need the kitty kat. i got my choices. oh, and ANF had a bad day and i'm so sad i wasn't short. and dammit i wanted to short HOT on a bounce and i chickened out. gotta have confidence like this guy -- and isn't he hilarious?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo
He was stalked and eaten by an apex predator, a russian woman. Anyone who has ever f@cked one knows exactly what I am talking about. Mel never had a chance against this lethal weapon..
long on @DJ_SMIRNOFF_ICE
Best summary on the board! Nobody does it like Robo.
And if, on the way to the Jersey Shore, you happen to stop in Atlantic City, look for John Paulson betting a billion on black.
Thanks Robo!
Yeah, Robo´s the best !
I think Mel speaks for all of us wronged men....
However
He should abstain from alcohol
He needs high doses on an anti-psychotic
Why, while his rant was a bit out of range. I think all men have felt themselves at least once scorned enough to wish rape on somebody by a pack of wildmen (not a big fan of the n word).
What gets me is who recorded the conversation and what was said before. Women can wind up a guy enough to get themselves a pair of irish sun glasses just as well as a local drunk talking smack. Just seems funny how packaged the whole telephone conversation was, although I doubt Mr. Gibson was in on the "joke". I wonder how many other phone convo's he's been pegged with.
Besides who cares, the guy has more than enough to live on for the rest of his days and his films are awesome. Only way to come down in a graceful pattern of a night of watching hockey brawls and some street fighting on pay per view is to pop in Braveheart.
And here I thought this was a screen test for his upcoming flick. You mean it's real?
Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a scorned man.
An Ativan and Thorazine enema works well near beddie bye time for me. I mean, the Gibber, me and Hunter Thompson used to have absolutely Glorious Weekends together. Made Lost look like a TV show. The Blackout of the Christ. Awesome.
Oh, do not be long the stock market...seriously.
At least going "Postal" had a side benefit....It opened up new jobs. Going Gibson benefits no one....
LOL
Reminds me of Richard Pryor's old routine...but he got paid for his...LOL.
Content warning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJaDMfIBw5c
What the fuck happened. What the fuck happened today?
I can't believe it! I'm full of stocks and can't sell to anyone. Where the fuck is the bid side!!!???
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL... couldn't post much today. It was a BUSY day. Busy is good. :)
The matadors will be eating balls tonight. Bulls got slaughtered.
Did anyone really not expect the drop, esp on a Friday when everything drops.
double esp considering yesterday's end of day GS/BP induced short squeeze across the board, the disgraceful manufacturing numbers had to take hold again... not to mention a less than stellar CPI and a hilarious consumer confidence number. oh and ecri vindicates the bond bulls. muhahaha....
TC, please forgive me if I don't type your full name. But somehow it just doesn't feel right.
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Today was a very strange day. For the past 18 Months Macroeconomic news hardly ever trumps financial rally around the flag. So the day was interesting.
I predicted the Big Financials would be hit becasue of management call future guidance, but I must admit reaction to poor revenue, and what we have come to expected for loss provisions, was very negative, given the anticipated increase in earnings. BAC and C were at or beat the street and got pounded. Why?
Reggie has talked at great length about JPM, especially in core exposure and unknown effects (system risk) with derivatives.
But each one of the TBTF has their own particular black spot. Wells will be reporting on the 21st, and we expect their chargeoffs to be uncharacteristic of a recovery.
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Not sure what to make of State Streets positive stock movement after providing early guidence. Perhaps they will get pounded too when they report.
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If the herd is now going to react to macro-economic trends then next week we should see negative pressure on real estate. Buy SRS?
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If there is an acknowledgement of macro-economic systemic risk, then equities should sell off rapidly. We shall see.
From an analysis standpoint I think what most people will find, if they take the time to dig, that de-leverage debt has overwhelmed stimulus growth. This is saying a lot given that we are only half way through ARRA.
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It is hard for me to pinpoint the tipping point for the market to look beyond manipulated TBTF profits.
Mark Beck
Perfect, thanks Robo!!!
That Mel is one psycho SOB. GET HIM A WOMAN and a padded room. Anyway, good to see you posting again Robo.
Yeah, it's easy to call someone deeply torched "psycho". That was her goal.
"If you get raped by a pack of fund managers it will be your fault!"
and that would be different today how?
The Hamptons? The Hamptons? That's so nouveau riche - the world's best investment - marry a Rothschild...
Thanks for the laughs RT- you rock as always.
The guy needs REHAB, ASAP! Goes something like this: Wake up to 6 beers, then a fifth, snort some coke, go to filming for 5 hrs, more booze, then overdose on ambien or vicodin to sleep. Wake up, rinse & repeat. He never gets REM sleep, so he's sleep-deprived. That's where the anger really sets in. Not funny at all.
He needs intervention, bigtime, or he's dead.
Why, pray tell, would one want to save such a feral idiot? Screw the intervention. God forbid he passes on more DNA.
The abused and abuser enter at opposite ends of a packed Kezar stadium. Never having met before. They somehow find each other, and madness, genuine certifiable murderous boot to the throat madness on
display.
I picked a woman up out of a bar last weekend that fits the profile.
She is an elegant slave, willing to accept orders to stay put, not even to pee, or eat if it pleases him. Nothing short of what pleases him is acceptable. Broken facial bones, missing teeth, then burned clothing
and destroyed possessions.
Her cell rings. She answers. And cannot hang up. Wonders why in the
loneliness of a battered shelter, her few friends and family are hesitant
to help.
Kinda like Swept Away, the european version.
Just maybe they were short and bought another yaht.
Government support gone Market gone.
Uh, the Mel rant is weird. Has he not been in Hollywood for the past 30 years? Does he not know what kind of women go for aging once popular actors with money?
Mel you need help and stay away from the gold diggers.
The lower brain often does not think of these things.
He was doing his own digging, the trophy thing, so important to the male ego.
Mel's problem is his narcissistic rages have never resulted in him being on the receiving end of a serious beating--that might have woken him up. Now, he's too rich and protected for that important lesson.
Have you looked at his nose? Don't know how many throw downs you've been in, but he doesn't have much left to his. Personally I'd like to be on the right side of the table if drinking with the man.
Poor Mel ...
He makes me feel good about my life!
Mel needs to make a proper sequel to the Road Warrior and all will be forgiven.
About Mel...I've heard worse things said from the NYPD. He ain't sheet.
Anyone sell those Euros at 130 today?
I sold gbp/jpy @ 134.20 ... then got long at 133, closed the position for a loss somewhere below that.
but I digress.... RobotTrader's posts are the most entertaining.
"YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOOOOW ME"
Mel should have know by her calmness that she was recording it. Bitch.
Robo, shouldn't hedge fund managers be rejoicing??
She had every right to tape record him.
Who is the bitch?
Every right? Who says?
http://www.callcorder.com/phone-recording-law-america.htm
By Mel's racial and defamatory rant, I very much doubt he consented. Besides if she intended on using it to bolster her case for a personal protection order, then 1) it's inadmissible as evidence and 2) contrary to her staying in his house.
The punch in the mouth she supposedly received should have been evidence enough, if not, cause for a protection order however she chose to take the low road by capitalizing (public sympathy) on his weaknesses. His behavior is by no means excusable but her victimization does not grant her sainthood in this case.
Do you think a woman at that age gets knocked up by accident? It is all about the money. If she stayed home in Russia, and acted that way towards him, her husband would have tossed her out on her ass. I am not claiming Mel is a victim but she obviously set him up, knowing that getting knocked up by him was the same as winning the cash for life lottery.
In all my life, I have never experienced one that didn't work, they have all been "functional".
This is his worst play ever!
Couches beware!
At least LZB is on sale....[shrug]
"Relax. Tell me about your childhood, Mel. And there are Kleenex on the other side of the LZBoy."
Everything is fine in Thailand. The girls send their best regards to the , the Jersey Shore, Goldman Squid, and hedge fund managers.
first off since when are Jersey girls "low grade"? I always thought the "low graders" were in the Hamptons myself--sex being the goal and all. Second can you say "remake"? Needless to say it's "Mad Mel" instead of "Mad Max" but the earnings potential will still be the same. As for the women, well--something tells me no matter how many dollar bills you slip these ones "it's nothing but chit chat."
Another classic RoboTrader post.
Suck it bitch
Suck it bitch
Mel's ex wife vouched for him today.he's not a wife beater
per tmz...wow, looks like one big set up to take advantage of his temper and fact he feels like a failure for loving her
maybe mel is right
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/15/mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-custody-heari...
Am I the only one who doesn't trust Ms. Grigorieva? Gibson's biggest mistake was to allow her to enter his life. Never, ever react with a woman like that. Pure poison.
Where's the pics, Rob?
I went to see Braveheart when it was released. Close to 2 hours into it Mel's character takes a spear in the chest- I thought, great it's over. No way- it went on for near another hour.
My point is- this guy just won't go away.
octomom? Oksana sure looks like her
http://realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/blog/images/2009/05/octomom-nadya-...
http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/oksana_grigorieva_mel_gib...
Especially the Russian Variety, very dangerous.
not to be flip but they should get together and put the
"make up sex" on pay per view (does that still exist?).
with the proceeds they could pay for the clean up, in the gulf.
tho only thing more pathetic than this aired laundry, (what not?)
is me being entertained by it. once again, i hate myself in a way
that is not sustainable.
never mind....
and what was that bit about the man seeking a "spiritual connection"
with his balls in a vice and all. that sounds like something new and
experimental? i hope he doesn't go the scientology route.
i can't wait for my wife to come back home so i can force her to
watch these clips.,, c'mon honey, if your out there, please come back home.
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-36, but i still may be a machine or insufficiently intelligent.
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ps. these clips may, in some strange way, actually help other people
in their moment of marital discord, weird left handed public service.?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTY_MQM6Qc&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRmCmsFYOb8&feature=related
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they should get together and put the "make up sex" on pay per view
dewd, that's brilliant. maybe a secret tape... "stolen" and leaked would do the trick. i would like to see those big fake titties that make her look like a vegas whore, and judge em for myself. can you imagine if she said; talk dirty to me?! oh. my. god.
bring on more circus! beyond bread and circus into gambling,
liquor, drugs, sex and circus. internalized, consumed..... we are easily
leveraged, generally. i think a variety of californicated.?
a spiritual experience for the whole family, good entertainment and
holliweird at it's best.! / worst / best. worst.......
reminds me of that term coined some time ago .. new horizons of
" worsity ". (pjb)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Y987Uf1wY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knF5Nis1K3c&NR=1
dewd, ur preachin to the choir. im down with AJ and no one gonna distract me from the important issues goin on. u make a good point and mel gibson and his bitch are just somethin different, not an important issue for sure.
Why does this blog, which i once thought to have some serious direction, resort to posting of trivial news items regarding entertainment media personalities ? for the mainstream media this is a distraction for their readers from the important matters for which readers come to this website.