Hank Mubarak Pulls The Bankster M.A.D. Trump Card: "If I Leave, Egypt Will Collapse"

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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:51 | 932044 NOTW777
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and on cue erin B supports him and with a smile says no democracy for those mid-east people

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:54 | 932064 tickhound
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Took the words right out of my mouth... future headline "mubarak saves egypt from economic collapse"

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:00 | 932089 NOTW777
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he knows better what the masses need just like ben

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:19 | 932190 Thomas
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But unlike Hank, he supported pyramids rather than pyramid schemes.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 18:24 | 932587 Pure Evil
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Why do so many people think democracy is such a panecea to societal corruption. We have democracy and yet our government crooks are bigger and we have a lot more of them. Living in a democracy is like living in prison. Voting for your political leaders is like voting for which group of prison thugs will be raping you later that week.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:58 | 932071 tickhound
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Junk this dupe

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:02 | 932100 Windemup
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He's lookin' for a bailout. A few billion in freshly minted fine paper ballots should do the trick.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:56 | 932366 Yen Cross
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Don't take it personally. Erin is against hunting camels in the outback.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:51 | 932047 jus_lite_reading
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PULL OUT THE M.A.D CARD BOYS! BEnron is about to do the same thing!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:33 | 932515 Michael
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Baghdad Bob had more credibility.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:57 | 932050 Ragnarok
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When do the Banks open in Egypt?  Fireworks baby!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:04 | 932114 Sudden Debt
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The real money is already being wired out at light speed.


Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:59 | 932375 Yen Cross
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Ther are reports of a borg starship hovering over Cairo.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:56 | 932061 cougar_w
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The phrase “Après moi, le déluge” (“After me, the deluge") is attributed to the King of France, Louis XV.

It is worth pointing out that these characters create these very situations. Flood, indeed.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:17 | 932182 DaveyJones
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they're all Louis XV now, with crappy economic policies that ultimately lead to revolution

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:22 | 932209 cougar_w
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We've never really figured out how to kill kings. They have deep roots.

I think you have to kill the king, the king's entire family out to third cousins three times removed, everyone in the entourage, the king's advisors, the footmen from the coach, the town crier, and the hounds.

To start.

It turns out not to be worth it. I guess we'll always have kings. Though killing them all once in a while is certainly something to look forward to.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:30 | 932247 cosmictrainwreck
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you forgot all the wenches...oh, uh that's "entourage"

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:33 | 932263 DaveyJones
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revolution, venting, catharsis...as long as I get this anger out

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:35 | 932273 DaveyJones
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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 18:35 | 932777 Big Ben
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King Louis was correct. The revolution lead to a deluge of blood in the streets. Lots of people, not just kings, were killed during the Reign of Terror by the "Committee of Public Safety". For example Lavoisier, the discoverer of oxygen was guillotined (for selling watered down tobacco). His lawyer told the tribunal: "You cannot execute this man. He is a great scholar!". To which the judge replied: "The Revolution has no need for scholars.".

Napoleon emerged later in the revolution and his wars spread death and carnage throughout Europe. (Not to mention all of the French soldiers who froze to death in Russia.) I cannot understand why the French continue to celebrate Bastille Day. To me, it seems that France and the rest of the world would probably be a lot better off if the French Revolution had never happened. (Of course, the USA did receive some benefit from the Louisiana Purchase, which Napolean consented to in order to finance his European wars.)

Rather than killing kings, it seems much better to do as the British did and simply marginalize them slowly over time.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:31 | 932254 dizzyfingers
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"ultimately lead to revolution"

Cannot possibly happen fast enough in US.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:55 | 932068 Don Birnam
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Hosni can ride out with his camel cavalry/Plainclothes Praetorian Guard. Would that the Opposition is successful in driving out this pharaoh wanna-be.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:32 | 932260 dizzyfingers
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The son Gamal will be a problem. The name, and his father has groomed him for "next".

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 18:45 | 932814 Ned Zeppelin
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It's not just a coincidence that his name rhymes with "camel"?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:55 | 932069 Cognitive Dissonance
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That's the signal to release the dogs of civil war upon the civilian population.

Now that he has made the statement that chaos is around the corner if he leaves, he will need to show through covert false flag attacks via plainclothes police and Army how bad it gets while he's there to "maintain control".

Self fulfilling phrophcey and all.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:04 | 932092 cougar_w
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I've been watching AlJazeera continuously this week (the reporting is excellent) and there is a lot of evidence from the scene that police and released convicts are attacking pro-democracy protesters, and factories on the edge of town have been emptied and workers bussed in paid to "protest".

Our own media are complicit in trotting out the chaos donkey.

If Egypt burns, it will be because Mubarak would rather see it burn than give it up.

EDIT: And to keep the real story under wraps the government thugs are harassing foreign journalists, who we can assume are more likely than State media to report on the methods of the regime.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:22 | 932211 DaveyJones
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you're right our own media have been pathetic on the source of violence. 

these guys were talking about it this morning


Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:30 | 932478 Nefarious Deeds
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I thought this was interesting too.  Same site:  http://www.democracynow.org/seo/2011/2/1/digital_darkness_us_uk_companies_help 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:59 | 932595 tonyw
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aljazeera online has been great with live coverage, you can watch it here:



The armed forces searched all the pro-democracy suporters and prevented them from taking in supplies (including food & medicine) to the square but did not prevent mubarak's thugs from attacking with weapons so not exactly totally unbiased.

Foreign journalists reporting for several organisations were attacked, with reports of Mubarak supporters said to have stormed a number of Cairo hotels. The attacks have drawn condemnation from Britain, France, Germany, Italy and Spain. A number of political activists were arrested by military police, as well as representatives of Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International.

State media has claimed that foreign spys have gone to Egypt to stir up trouble so inciting distrust of foreign media crews.


IMHO mubarak will throw a few scraps to the crowds to try and split them and make them think some progress is being made. Of course it it all settles down then he will just round up anyone who has played a prominent part.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 20:55 | 933203 downwiththebanks
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This Movement isn't taking scraps.  That all ended beneath a hail of petrol bombs and rocks.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:01 | 932097 pan-the-ist
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You mean Mubarak's brown shirts?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:06 | 932116 Saxxon
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See, this is why I think the Egyptian revolution is done and Mubarak\The West won.

Mubarak is staying and so is his hand-picked successor.

They are just too well positioned with police\media\soldiers for whatever a very large a mob of courageous but unarmed and disorganized citizens can throw at them.

The despots all play by the same rule book and all help one another.  They are dead souls walking but how can you dislodge them?

Open question.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:18 | 932186 pan-the-ist
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In a libertarian society there would be no fascists or strongmen.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:47 | 932323 dizzyfingers
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Bring it on. Please.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:59 | 932374 Flakmeister
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  Yeah, and in heaven everyone gets a harp and their own little cloud, not to mention a Unicorn that shits kruggerands...

Never think about how an "ism" will succeed, figure out how it will fail. In there lies the path to wisdom.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:22 | 932452 pan-the-ist
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I think I am preaching to the choir.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 19:49 | 932999 dirtbagger
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You would love Somalia

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:22 | 932210 alien-IQ
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Never underestimate the power of a large mass of people who in unison determine that they have had enough.

Not that Americans will ever know that feeling....but they can see it on TV...except they can't watch Al Jazeera...so they can watch the watered down version of it on CNNFOXABCCBSMSNBC and the rest of the alphabet soup of the American mainstream propaganda machinery...but I digress...

oh yeah...BTFD...right?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:54 | 932355 equity_momo
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The Romanian mob managed to dislodge their problem in 1989. 

I imagine having a passive military and some heavies on your own side helps. 



Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:04 | 932390 robertocarlos
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Laser guided bombs. Or drop a cruise missile on his house.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:10 | 932409 Assetman
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Excellent points, but I don't think it's over by a long shot, pardon the pun.  I do agree this round will go to Hank and the thugs, however.

The revolution does have a chance of working if the effort becomes a lot more organized and essential strategic assets are targeted.  The revolutionaries need to win supporters within the military/police, though, to have any chance at all.  The reasons the Egyptian people got to this point aren't going away, so there will be plenty of time to organize and find armed support.

One consequence of this revolt is that Mubarak isn't going to making any public appearances anytime soon.  It really didn't take much to remove Sadat from the scene, and I'm sure Hosni remembers 1981 like it was yesterday.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:57 | 932620 Calmyourself
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Make sure your country has a right to be armed with more than chunks of asphalt.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:57 | 932080 Just Observing
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Give me a few more days to finishe up the last of my looting and I'm off to the Islands forever.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:59 | 932084 Dr. Porkchop
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Don't let the door hit you on the ass biotch.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:03 | 932090 bob_dabolina
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How cool is that though? I mean I wish I could do this at my job.

If you fire me...the United States of America will collapse. You sure you want to proceed?

If you don't give me $700 billion dollars by tomorrow @ 6:00AM SHARP....well...you are all fucking dead.

LOL! I think it's great.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:20 | 932192 downrodeo
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Yep, and the worst part is that we're helping the lie. We went along with it, we allowed ourselves to believe it, and I guess we'll deserve whatever we get from it.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:26 | 932228 pan-the-ist
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Who is "We?"  We didn't have a choice.

"We" need to buy bus tickets for the unemployed and send them to washington to protest.

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