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Hats For Sale, We Got Excess Dow 10,000 (From The Upside) Hats For Sale
Buy a NYSE Dow 10,000 hat for good cause (you will need to add the "From The Upside" on your own alas... turns out a market correction was not accounted for in the NYSE's marketing budget). Even though the NYSE will not be impacted by the prop trading ban, as the CEO just announced, the fact that they need to reboot their trading servers on almost every down day probably means that an infrastructure overhaul is in order. So here is your chance to kill two birds with one stone - buy a Dow 10,000 hit (from the upside), and support a colo station's infrastructure, somewhere near you, so that some 3 shady man HFT operation can continue scalping each and every of your trades.
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Where can I order the hat?
Seriously.
Click on the hat. Takes you to NYSE marketplace
Remember, you can black out zeroes as needed, like Palin's blacked out MCCain visor.
SNORT!! :-)
Wear it often!
Good investment. LOL
In Japan the equivalent became part of their national heritage like the kimono.
Just a suggestion, in the future perhaps the version number could be attached with velcro?
Leo Kolivakis, what's your address? I'll send you one. ;-p
Since we're considering sending the formaldehyde laden FEMA trailers to Haiti to house the earthquake displaced, don't you think they could use a new cap with that killer trailer?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Push-to-send-FEMA-trailers-to-apf-3680755540.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=2&asset=&ccode=
There is a long and proud USA corporate and governmental tradition of sending outdated medicines, unsafe equipment and hazardous waste material to third world countries disguised as humanitarian help or economic relief. So why not send those wretched Haitians a poor homeless DOW 10,000 2.0 cap to bring a smile to a crying child?
Yeah, that's the ticket. Do it for the children.
cd, exactly as Wyclef Jean would want it.
To think that all the problems in Haiti are caused by the citizens' doing too much screwing.
It's almost a cosmic joke.
And the 0 in 2.0 should be a zh logo
Do you accept BRL? lol
While the S&P dances frantically above triple digits ... danger thin ice
What about "Dow 1000 6.0"
Yeah.....I believe we've crossed it back and forth about 4 times already past few years ...but who's counting anymore ??
Expect to see that at the EWI website soon.
I'll wait for the Dow 3000 ginch.
Awesome! This made my day
Ha... how about 'Gold 2000'? Now that is a worthwhile expectation.
I see things like that when I take drugs. Then I get off the drugs and realize that I was wrong about what I saw.
You gold fanboys will learn the same lesson in time.
Any chance they'll add a hat to buy that says "Please by hedge funds" to there store of goodies?
I want the one that says:
"Hope you enjoyed the Bear Market Rally"
now can we just back to reality... SNAFU?
I want the one that says:
"Hope you enjoyed the Bear Market Rally"
now can we just back to reality... SNAFU?
Equity indexes downtrend continues.
UPDATES:
http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0
market correction is totally accounted for: as you can see the logo has a nice inverted V-shape... going up on the dow, and down on the 10,000
these guys are cleverer than you think.