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Hedgefundgate Begins: Numerous Insider Trading Charges Forthcoming

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Rajmahal was just the beginning. The Sri Lankan, who just made the record books for spending a generous $100 million on bail and has even bigger digs in New York's Sutton Place complex (although not quite Richard Perry big), is just the proverbial appetizer. And if regulators have truly decided to start treating the hedge fund industry like the 21st century equivalent of organized crime (which they have as previously disclosed by the US attorney), tonight many other wannabe billionaires are not sleeping too well (and even considering checking out Expedia for some sweet one-way trip deals). Because if they are not, they will be after reading the most recent take on their upcoming plight. From Bloomberg: "Federal investigators are gearing up
to file charges against a wider array of insider-trading
networks,
some linked to the criminal case against billionaire
hedge-fund manager Raj Rajaratnam that shook Wall Street last
week, people familiar with the matter said." If nothing else, this will hopefully force many of them to reevaluate the nomenclature of what funds to allocate the hundreds of billions of dollars that have emerged from the "sidelines" recently: it would appear The Insider Trading Rapid Value Appreciation Offshore Fund, most recently developed at Shady Pickins Asset Management (SPAM L.P.), may not be the best appellation after all.

And, in the most delicious sense of Kafkaesque irony, nobody is safe anymore: if you have talked on the phone, exchanged text messages, or even communicated in smoke signals to get that $100k "sure thing" - you are on the hook.

The pending crackdown, based on at least two years of
investigation, targets securities professionals including hedge-
fund managers, lawyers and other Wall Street players, the people
said, declining to be identified because the cases aren’t
public. Some probes, like the one that focused on Rajaratnam,
rely on wiretaps. Others stem from a secret Securities and
Exchange Commission data-mining project set up to pinpoint
clusters of people who make similar well-timed stock
investments.

And the following advice demonstrates just why the SEC is so terrified of going after not just the medium fry, but the really big fish (pardon, we may have some interspecies confusion as we realize cephalopods are a different phylum than fish):

“If you’re going to shoot the king, you better shoot to
kill,” said Bradley Bennett, a partner at Baker Botts in
Washington who formerly focused on insider-trading cases as an
SEC investigator. “If they’re going to take on a billionaire,
they need to have the strongest possible cases. The defendant’s
own words are the strongest possible evidence.”

Surprisingly, the SEC is actually taking the right approach in cracking the not so complex web of information leaks:

The SEC began using computer
software about two years ago to sift hundreds of millions of
electronic trading records, known as blue sheets, attached to
the stock exchange reports about suspicious incidents, according
to people familiar with the project. By looking for patterns in
the library of data, they identified groups of traders who
repeatedly made similar well-timed bets.

Once investigators find a cluster of correlated trades,
they tap other sources of information to unravel how its members
obtain and share tips, the people said. For example, if a group
profits on trades before a series of corporate takeovers, the
SEC may check so-called league tables listing which investment
banks or law firms advised the deals. If one firm was involved
in all of them, an employee there may be the source of the leak.

The data-mining strategy yielded one of its first cases in
February, when the SEC and U.S. prosecutors charged takeover
advisers at UBS AG and Blackstone Group LP with taking part in
an $8 million insider-trading case, people familiar with the
inquiry said. Authorities used a “novel” technique to detect the
scheme, the SEC’s lead investigator on the case, Daniel Hawke,
said at the time, without elaborating.

And here is why anonymous and numerous sources within the buyside community advise us that a whole plethora of hedge fund bosses simply picked up and left as soon as the Rajmahal news broke on Friday...

Surveillance during the probe of Rajaratnam, 52, led
investigators to other suspects and more charges are likely,
people familiar with the matter said.
U.S. Attorney Preet
Bharara said Oct. 16 the Justice Department will continue using
wiretaps to root out insider-trading.

Luckily, Raj had a big rolodex, big enough in fact to provide quite a few promising leads to any aspiring regulator. So big in fact, that quite a few of the speed-dial names have already leaked and are making the rounds. Keep an eye out on some of the major $1 billion + HFs tomorrow to see who decides to not show up for work, or at least looks behind their backs every 5 minutes for the guys in the trench coats...

This one is about to get exciting.

 

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Sun, 10/18/2009 - 23:22 | 103060 spekulatn
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"It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

"MARK IT ZERO, DUDE"

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:08 | 103552 _Biggs_
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Striker!

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 23:32 | 103066 Michael
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The national debt clock will cross 12 trillion soon. Maybe by the end of this month.

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:06 | 103134 Anonymous
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That debt clock is a farce. The national debt is $112 trillion when you add in what has been stolen from Social Security and Medicare and are unfunded liabilities.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 23:45 | 103074 mberry8870
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I would be shocked if the SEC really did it's job.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:33 | 103104 Anonymous
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I would be shocked I'd they did their job fairly. The SEC is just a political tool for the power of the day. WTF they just started using computers to investigate this shit 2 years ago? Welcome to the 20th fucking century SEC; let us know when you want to join us all in the present day

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 05:49 | 103178 Rusty Shorts
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Has anyone seen this ? ...DavidLightman ( aka reinhardt ) calling a market crash on the 19th and 20th Oct 2009.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQETQAW0jZo&feature=sub

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:01 | 103478 AN0NYM0US
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posted on Mayhem's thread - Marty Zweig made a similar prediction on Friday October 16 (but for a different decade)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MyToTwag34

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 23:48 | 103077 Anonymous
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Just wait. Steve Cohen will be in Israel or Namibia by Halloween.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:03 | 103089 Careless Whisper
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Less competition for GoldmanSachs (its a bank holding company NOT a hedge fund).

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:14 | 103119 Ruth
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GS gave up their bank holding status

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:32 | 103123 Careless Whisper
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Oh that's right, now they're a "financial holding company" with full access to the zero interest Federal Reserve Bank window.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/finance/goldman-sachs-financial-holding-company/

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:06 | 103197 HEHEHE
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One wonders how much of these sudden indictments are timed to draw attention away from the outrage over Goldman's bonus payments.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:00 | 103234 You Cant Handle...
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Everybody should be asking the question:  why are we prosecuting a little fish for getting inside info WHEN GOLDMAN SACHS IS LIKELY MAKING $23 BILLION IN BONUSES FROM INSIDE INFO !!

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:10 | 103135 Anonymous
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I would urge people to go to YouTube and watch Louis Reykeyser's Wall Street Week on oct 16, 1987 and then on Oct 23, 1987.

Marty Zweig stated on the 16th that he had been thinking collapse and was afraid to say it (and it wasn't going REALLY to happen for 64 hours after the taping) and a woman speaking for the brokerage business said there could be a dip, but things were great.

I think she is a producer now at CNBC...LOL

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:02 | 103480 AN0NYM0US
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I just posted the link above

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:05 | 103090 defender
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"The SEC began using computer software about two years ago"

Sounds about right to me...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:10 | 103093 JohnKing
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Sounds like they re-purposed some HFT stuff.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:02 | 103236 You Cant Handle...
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Shocking revelations this week:  The SEC only recently discovered how to get and use wiretaps and computer analysis.

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:28 | 103266 Anonymous
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Thanks. A good laugh to start the week.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:55 | 103530 cougar_w
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It took them all this time to find a FORTRAN IV programmer who could code to their new IBM 7090 mainframe.

That, and sourcing punch cards.

But they're on it now. Oh yeah.

cougar

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:10 | 103091 Anonymous
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Cramer's next...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 06:24 | 103182 Jendrzejczyk
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Perhaps the authorities will "Deep Capture" that perfect (G)assbag.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:21 | 103099 FischerBlack
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Am I the only one who thinks insider trading bans are stupid? The bans prevent asset prices from moving to their true value at the time that value changes. When is this ever a good idea? If everyone could just trade based on what they know, prices and price movements would trend smoothly ahead of major developments. They would reflect high-quality, important information much sooner. And with all the insiders scrambling to trade on their inside information, the profit-potential of that information to any one insider is degraded significantly. And it might even bring down the average pay of corporate insiders as it would be expected that part of their compensation will be tradeable insider information. I don't know, it just seems there are many reasons to consider getting rid of insider trading bans altogether. 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:33 | 103106 JohnKing
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I'm quite sure they got rid of insider trading bans some time ago. Things have gone very well ever since.

Please don't tell me about Martha Stewart or the occasional ding on some low-rung peon. Insider trading goes on unabated for the white shoe boys, they just call it "networking".

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:52 | 103111 Anonymous
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i am certainly open to hearing argumentation to
both sides as i believe that insider trading is
the least of the problems in our financial system....
it is a vast distraction to the more insidious crimes
such as intentionally misrating securities to dupe
buyers; failing to regulate insolvent banks and
financial practices before they caused problems;
funneling money through aig to pay off goldman
sachs; funding bankrupt businesses; suspending
mark to market....etc etc....

the real problems are not being addressed but it
sure makes great theater to trot out the insider
trading spectacle to make it look like we are
doing something....

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:58 | 103113 Howard_Beale
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You cannot be serious...your premise is ridiculous. Perhaps you knew about 9/11 and shorted the airlines? Get real. Insider trading bans are not about price discovery. They are about everyone getting the same info at the same time and then price discovery occurs. Just watch after hours on earnings information--that's enough to show who wins and loses in the casino. If I know that XXX co is going down from the CEO of XXX, then I have knowledge that puts me ahead of the pack. It's unfair and wrong.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:27 | 103124 Anonymous
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you haven't shown why it is unfair and wrong....

i am not sure if i agree with the op's point
but i don't think the answer is obvious one
way or the other....

i agree that price discovery is not the issue but
if it is not, what difference does sequence or
timing of information disclosure make?

what right does anyone have to information timing?

i am very open to a defense of insider trading
bans but i haven't seen it here....

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:01 | 103195 JohnKing
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Sure Howard that sounds ok, are you suggesting a public information exchange? Perhaps all musings from corporate land be routed through one wire? Of course you would still have those who would get in front of that and game it which leads us back to insider trading bans.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:20 | 103140 Anonymous
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>>Am I the only one who thinks insider trading bans are stupid?<<

yes..what a STUPID comment.

I was a floor trader on Wall Streeet for over 20 years and insider knowldge of orders lined the pockets of traders and regulatory agencies did NOTHING of substance to stop what was widespread.

I saw Najarian introduce "Mr Top Step" on Friday as the top step is where the guys trading more volume stand. He openly stated how the stops were run above the S&P and how they are now below.

"They are now below"? How about hauling Mr. Top Step before a growp of CFTC and SEC lawyers, deposing him, and asking him how the &*%$ he knows where the stops are? It is illegal to divulge one's orders. Find me a case where someone was ever charged. How hard was it to learn of them? Okay...here's how it goes:

"How, the wife, how are the kids, how's your golf game, where are your stops?"

You people not in the business have no idea how corrupt Wall Street is.

Read "The Quiet Coup" in the May Atlantic Monthly to see how powerful they have become down there.

With a little luck, this is going to lead right Paulson, Geithner, and GS and THEN, the mkt will go to the value it belongs at and we might avoid a revolution because with 20% unemployment, people are ready to lynch brokers!

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 09:05 | 103208 JohnKing
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The Najarians should be in jail. They profit from EVERY Recco they make on CNBC, they are MMs for their own touts. Talk about stealing in broad daylight, these guys take the cake.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:03 | 103399 Anonymous
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Thx for the 'insider information' on insider information.

At least once the proles bet it straight from floor.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:22 | 103100 Anonymous
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Until I see big names at big firms fall for the bullshit that got us to this point of underwater homes, epic unemployment, and a Fischer Price pretend market, all these hedgefund charges look like is Goldman Sachs aiming it's gun (the SEC) at the heads of it's competition.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:59 | 103115 I am a Man I am...
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That's what it looks like to me.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 09:12 | 103206 docj
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+1

Head of nail, hammer, some assembly required.

Bring on the show-trials.  Let's make sure a couple of hedge-fund pirates are going to get strung from the yardarm while the admirals of the pirate fleet (GS, JPM, Citi, etc. – you know, the TooBigToFail Armada) will be given free sailing to continue to rape and pillage the taxpayer in broad daylight.  Bread and circuses.

Awesome.

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:04 | 103542 cougar_w
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Welcome to the updated release of "The Count of Monte Cristo", now set on Wall Street instead of in 18th century Europe.

For the attention-deficit crowd: Everyone stabs everyone else. Everyone dies. It takes 50 years to work itself out. And only the Devil laughs.

cougar

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:27 | 103102 Anonymous
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"'If you’re going to shoot the king, you better shoot to kill,' said Bradley Bennett[...]"

In other news, Omar Little sues for copyright infringement.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:33 | 103105 Anonymous
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Go ahead and pull this thread... because it's connected to the entire ball of yarn.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:08 | 103242 You Cant Handle...
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No, they'll pull this thread a little, cut it off and make a sweater, and then the media will spend months telling us how the sweater makers have made the only sweater that -- oh hey, look over there -- a shiny object.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:38 | 103109 Anonymous
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Who is Raj's prime broker?

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:55 | 103130 I am the mole
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You're on to something there...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 03:23 | 103147 Unscarred
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+10000

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 15:05 | 103615 Anonymous
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The better question is who isn't Raj's prime broker.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 15:08 | 103618 Anonymous
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The better question is who isn't Raj's prime broker.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 00:54 | 103112 Michael
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The real estate news seems to be getting worse. It looks like the second tsunami wave of foreclosures is hitting. Someone should let those crazy Californians know there are some screaming deals over here. I here they got bidding wars again over there.

Foreclosure crisis far from over for South Florida

http://www.miamiherald.com/business/story/1288053.html

 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:21 | 103121 Anonymous
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The guys who thought they were buying at the bottom are the next to be slaughtered. When prices take the next leg down, there will likely be another set of suckers.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:07 | 103549 cougar_w
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Repeat yes.

But this time your hair all falls out.

And there is no next time.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 01:33 | 103125 Anonymous
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This is a racist attack on a humble immigrant who came from the slums of Ceylon and made something wonderful of himself.

I'm ashamed for this vicious and unwarranted attack on an immigrant.

There, it's been said.

Now string the bum up.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:15 | 103138 Anonymous
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I don't know what to make of this. There are closed 'networks' that are very restrictive of who they admit - alumni of a specific dorm in a specific college, for example. The purpose is pretty much for leaking specific trading tips for mutual benefit. Some of the dumber ones even used to run as private yahoo groups during the tech bubble, but I am sure there are many more that are off the electronic grid.

The SEC can only go after the big hedge funds because they are more likely to leave a trail. The smaller ones are more decentralized and harder to crack because the only way to get in would be to time-travel back 20 years and stay in that dorm in college...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:16 | 103139 MsCreant
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"whole plethora of hedge fund bosses simply picked up and left as soon as the Rajmahal news broke on Friday..."

Comment 1.

Kinda like roaches if your place is infested and you turn on the light.

Comment 2.

a) I bet there are folks "running" who are not on anyone's list.

b) I wonder if someone is watching to see who runs?

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:11 | 103557 cougar_w
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The authorities don't care if they run.

The authorities will be helping them with their luggage and boarding pass at the terminal.

Don't forget who is the Master here. They can run their operations (and continue to pay those bribes) from the Cayman Islands. It's the new economy, and it runs on distilled greed.

cougar

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 02:59 | 103145 Anonymous
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Finanacials. Insurance. Real Estate economy.
-- -- --
| | |
| | \ Gone.
| |
| |
| |
| \ Going to be on it's last legs. Everyone lives for now. (BAD)
|
\ (401k),Pensions, Stock market, Bonds, Treasuries, FAILING,,,,

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 03:04 | 103146 Art Vandelay
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Wake me up when the SEC wins a conviction.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:13 | 103250 You Cant Handle...
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They don't need to convict;  it will settle or plea out most likely.  They just play good cop, bad cop with the FBI as bad cop, and then people settle for a fine or go to jail, depending on how many people they inject into that same process.

And if they do go to trial, they are truly, absolutely fucked.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:13 | 103560 cougar_w
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Only the janitor will go to trial.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 03:46 | 103149 MsCreant
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Could the bloggers get together to do something? Mish, Karl, Zerohedge, etc. without ego, posturing, look at me? Just do it, in unison, at a particular time, and rock the blogosphere? Make such a collective uproar that the Mainstream press cannot ignore it? 
 
It would take some time to organize (not much). It may be a statement you all can agree upon. On that day, you publish that statement and nothing else for the day. AS MANY OF YOU AS YOU CAN GET ON BOARD.

The next step would be something the likes of us who lurk and post on these blogs would do in unison. Phone, fax, and email bomb, the statement to the media (letters to the editor, post on MSM blogs, comments) faxes and letters to the white house and congress. 
 
Maybe we even take a day off from work to do it.

This is something that could be done. It could be massive. Bigger than any tea party. This is the age of the net. Lets bring the fight to them electronically. 
 
Come on....

ps can't make Normal O above go away...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 04:50 | 103169 Anonymous
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This is one of the most creative and constructive ideas I've read recently, and I strongly encourage you to make it a reality as it could start to turn the course of events.

Many sheeple inherently know they're not being told the truth, are aghast at the unconscionable damage being done to our country, and are slowly seething with rage.

Waiting until mid-term elections to voice their disgust will be too late for us, as a country, and yet the normally non-violent know no other means. Their previous experience of contacting Congressonal representatives to protest the $700 billion dollar "stimulus" plan yielded the opposite results of those demanded.

If we can spread the truth, they begin to have something they can act upon, they need truth, and a vehicle through which they can act.

Thank you for such a responsible, compassionate idea. Willing to help.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:27 | 103504 MsCreant
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Thanks anon for the positive words. I have posted it a few other places. Got a little response at Mish's, his post inspired me to suggest this over there. I'll keep at it. It seems doable. And there are so many of us who lurk. A lot of creativity, a lot of outrage.

We gotta move this ball forward.

I have also taken my money out of everything. I have not yet paid my county tax, though I have the money (kind of chicken, it has been billed but it is not due till next year).

So starving the beast is the other one.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 07:47 | 103192 HEHEHE
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Federal dog and pony show.  Get the sheeple looking at the evil hedge funds while "traditional" Wall Street robs the community chest with the governments assistance.  I've no sympathy for any of these hedge fund douchebags but I am sure their crimes are a pittance compared to the taxpayer robbery going on in broad daylight in order to "save the financial system".

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 09:37 | 103218 Anonymous
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Very well said. This is the part we cannot forget. TARP was (is) legal! They stole $700 billion in one quick grab, and we were told to celebrate. It's this culture where the center of our problems lie.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:08 | 103198 aswipe
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Obama to the SEC: get me some heads on a platter! Protect the elite and give the people a fleeting moment of satisfaction that the SEC real does care and they do know what they are doing. 

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 13:04 | 103483 AN0NYM0US
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+1

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:12 | 103199 Anonymous
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These guys are just small fry in the game of market manipulation and fraud. The FBI and/or SEC ought to be tapping the telephone of Geithner, Dudley, Blankfein, and Dimon. Then, they'd catch the big fish. PPT banksters like J.P. Morgan and Goldman Sachs are scamming hundreds of billions from the rest of us with inside information, obtained at the highest levels, directly from the Federal Reserve and U.S. Treasury.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:15 | 103255 You Cant Handle...
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Well, I doubt the SEC will be doing that with a Goldmanite as Chief Operating Officer.

I guess we'll have to rely on the FBI...

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:07 | 103406 Anonymous
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You may have that backwards.

I beleive it's Lord Blankfiend @ Goldman Sucks, and Jamie
@JP M and others like Rubin, Greenspan, and members of The Tribe telling Bernanke, Geithner, Kashkari, Orszag, Summers and the rest of the government 'of the people' what the information will be, and what to disseminatt and not vice versa.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:07 | 103548 duckweed
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Absolutely! This is exactly what I expected,let's grab some brown or black faced outsider, anyone who doesn't look like the real face of Wall Street (WASP, White Anglo Saxon Protestant Male) and hang him on all the front pages of MSM. That way the neo-boys get double play out of it.... the picture of Raj plays well into our deepest psychological fears of those brown men from the east, middle east, where-ever, and it will help on a sub-conscious level, to further personify everything average joe and jane amerika fear. It is just another image to help drum up support for our other endeavour, bombing Iran into the stone age. Yes, this guy is someone the public can personify all their hatred toward, instead of let's say, Jamie Dimon, Hank Paulson, Tim Geithner, and a whole slew of others that look just like you and me, only a shit yacht richer than the rest of us.

I wanna see the real people in charge of the banking/financial/hedge industry swing. You couldn't convince me in a million years that whatever Raj did, the others haven't done themselves.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:15 | 103200 deadhead
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I'll be curious to see if they ever got any taps into the world's biggest hedge fund.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:18 | 103201 Cheeky Bastard
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IIRC, Ray Dalios Bridgewater Associates is the biggest hedge fund in the world.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:28 | 103202 spanish inquisition
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SEC - Hello to all our regular playa's. We will be conducting "investigations" into insider trading and rounding up some more Martha's and Cuban's (but a slightly higher level). Please disceminate information through regular channels and refrain from using outside feeder programs (we will be using wire taps). JPM and GS, please have a few low level operatives prepped and ready to go in case we need to build credibility in the operation.

Sheila

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 08:42 | 103204 Anonymous
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Am surprised nobody in the media has bothered to check how Rajiv Goel, Anil Kumar and Raj came to know each other - will go a long way in helping figure out the connections that work to the detriment of small investors.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 14:21 | 103568 cougar_w
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Um... everything now works to the detriment of small investors.

Small investors are just the grease in the wheels of this fcking meat grinder. They need you because they need something to kill.

Any small investors left are going to be reduced to hide glue in the next down turn. And after, small investors will be buying and selling produce futures at the farmers' market, and happy with a $50 profit on the weekend.

cougar

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