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Heeeeeeere's Cliff (Asness), With A Truly Impressive Dose Of Obama Bashing

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Your recommended daily allowance of the Greenwich, CT perspective on life, the universe and a murder of governmental Cossacks on full tilt. An interesting read, which disagrees with most of what Jeremy Grantham said yesterday, but entertaining nonetheless.

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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:26 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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By allowing them to live at all Obama created the banks as they exist today.

They are his children and heirs. And they have already received their inheritance.

The TBTF banks have all they need from this administration (and the SCOTUS) and can do just fine on their own now. The next election cycle will demonstrate their new-found power in immortal zombie-hood when they start pouring a slight fraction of their bonus pool money into another branch of their daily operations, that being government and regulation at the Federal level. The expansion into bribery and corruption will be nothing less than spectacular.

You keep asking how long they can keep this up. I keep telling you, as long as they want. No social, political, military or regulatory force on earth can stop them now. If there is any Nemesis to their machinations it can only be a force of nature.

cougar

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:29 | Link to Comment gmak
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How about asking the banks to put aside the profits against the black hole on their B/S (and much still held off-B/S) from a proper marking to value of many of their assets?  Is that unreasonable?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:33 | Link to Comment chet
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It's funny how quickly fiscal conservative types will don the cloak of victimhood, after chastizing every minority group in the country of playing the victim for the past 60 years.

I've said it here many times, but I'll say it again;

Cliff, NO ONE cares about you guys.  No one feels sorry for you, or gives a damn that you'll only make a few million this year instead of a truly obscene number of millions.  No one gives a shit.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Whizbang
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I'm no obama fan, but this is nothing but tripe plain and simple. Bank bonuses paid out exceeded profit margins this year. That means that bank bonuses were paid directly out of TARP money. Also, banker bonuses equalled 1% of gdp this year. That is excessive by anyones standards.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:58 | Link to Comment BigBagHolder
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What are you smoking?

>80% of banks have paid back TARP, including interest and warrants.  The govt looks like it will make money on TARP and the only remaining issues are AIG, FNM, FRE and autos.

Reading is fundamental...

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:16 | Link to Comment Baron Robber
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bullshit bagholder. taxpayer still guaranteeing their shit assets. fed still subsidizing them with 0% while screwing savers. there are many other unseen subsidies. you need to read more. maybe you work for GS. no those ass fucks deserve every bit of the pitchforks that may be coming. Tyler said it well earlier, they have nothing to do with capitalism, they are bloodsuckers on capitalisms back.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:20 | Link to Comment smashmouth football
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I agree with you. My post 206554 was directed at bagholder.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:18 | Link to Comment smashmouth football
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Unfortunately, your calculation ignores the lion's share of (ongoing) U.S. subsidy to the banks--ZIRP, underpriced deposit insurance, and for example the soon-to-expire program that permitted banks to issue a flood of commercial paper at way-below market interest (think it was TLGP but not sure). BTW, these subsidies preferentially favor the TBTF's because the U.S (FedTreas) has made it clear that their failure will not be permitted no matter the cost to the taxpayer/sucker.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Good question BBH. WTF are you smoking?  Crack I thinks.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Captain Willard
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Of course, the massive transfer of wealth from savers (even savers in Greenwich) to bankers as a result of artificially-low interest rates doesn't interest or concern Mr. Asness. I get 0.01% at Schwab on my cash while Goldman and hedge funds carry their inventory of HY bonds at absurdly low costs. This ridiculous state of affairs, driven by the Fed's desire to rescue the miscreants, will create another debacle.

He is right about the GSEs, but he still misses the main point. A real Libertarian should be writing an essay about ending deposit insurance for TBTFs and bringing malefactors to justice.

Maybe the Gummint should have cut a better deal with the banks originally. Maybe it isn't kosher to "re-trade" the bailout deal. But don't tell me that things are all square. Because that is bullshit and Cliff surely knows better.

Lurking in the Mianus River...

Captain Willard

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:55 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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I lost interest with the lead-in that this is a totalitarian government... I may not be a fan of the administration, but that kind of BS name calling is right out of the RNC propaganda playbook, or some teabagger wetdream... totally idiotic commentary which is too bad, because he no doubts loses much of his audience with such nonsense.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Jerome Lester H...
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I lost interest in your comment when YOU resorted to name calling! You complain that the author is name calling and then you turn around and use the term "teabagger"! Describing the current administration as totalitatarian my be inappropiate but does not rise to the vitriolic level of hate that you are putting on display for all to see!

Wed, 01/27/2010 - 00:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 01/27/2010 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Jerome Lester H...
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I felt inclined to point out hypocrisy. Although I am clearly wasting my time replying to you since the only thing your tiny brain has to offer is an Ad Hominum attack!

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:00 | Link to Comment BigBagHolder
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Captain Willard --

Why not buy HY bonds in your Schwab account?

Earning .01% on cash is your choice.  You could've been up 100% if you bought HY 1-yr ago.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:53 | Link to Comment docj
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Well Cliff, you didn't have to take the money.  But now that you've taken the money you can take the "shafting" like the rest of us.

Don't go crying to Uncle Sugar if you don't want to play by his rules, bud.  Just take your 8-figure bonus and STFU.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:56 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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Right on... 2 thumbs up.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Jerome Lester H...
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I think it is time to change the captcha from a math question to a 10 question multiple choice quiz on the content of the article. This way only people who have read and comprehend the content of the article may comment on it. This may do away with some of the rather inane comments posted here lately!

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Smokey
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So, was the bully allowed to beat up Ritchie or did the Fonz "take-over"?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:24 | Link to Comment Dirtt
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Truth hurts.

 

Beating the progressive movement into the fetal position is a job I'll do for free.  How's that for volunteering Valerie and Rahm?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:01 | Link to Comment BigBagHolder
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I think Cliff is a tool... but this post is actually pretty good.

First thing I have seen from him that makes sense.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment hound dog vigilante
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Anyone else wondering if/when the MSM will figure out that the President is going to the mat for Bernanke (with one hand), AND bashing Wall St. (with the other hand)... all in the same week/day/paragraph.

 

Barack Obama is now contradicting himself on a minute-by-minute basis.

 

Barack Obama and our Congress are hypocrites of the highest order.

 

Evict all pro-Wall St. & pro-Fed incumbants from office in November.

 

Sound money. Small government.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Dirtt
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He's a beauty.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:24 | Link to Comment react1200
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Lets get Barney Frank out!  http://www.rachelforcongress.com/

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:24 | Link to Comment react1200
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Lets get Barney Frank out!  http://www.rachelforcongress.com/

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 19:50 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Did you over react1200?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:35 | Link to Comment smashmouth football
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This whole Obama-as-populist pose is an old trick, sort of reminiscent of FDR's rhetoric against plutocrats. In both cases it's simply a false front to deceive the masses. The fascist system we have today, even more so than the New Deal, benefits a small, well-connected elite such as the Goldman types.

Unfortunately, the only realistic chance I can see for real change is if we suffer a currency collapse. That may be in our future over the next few years, but it's hard to look forward to the horrible widespread suffering that would result. Recent history on the subject doesn't exactly brighten the outlook. The situations in Zimbabwe and post-hyperinflation Germany (1920s-1930s) don't exactly give a lot of hope to what we might expect after a dollar collapse.

As to Asness's allusions to Cossacks, pogroms and the Greenwich Pale of Settlement, I think he's just a touch paranoid. Obama, like all system pols, knows where his bread is buttered.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Jerome Lester H...
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"The situations in Zimbabwe and post-hyperinflation Germany (1920s-1930s) don't exactly give a lot of hope to what we might expect after a dollar collapse."

We as a people must be ever vigilant to a wolf in sheeps clothing coming after a collapse to save us. Luckily for us we have an advantage that the German and Zimbabwean people did not have and that is a well armed citizenry. 

Deception of the masses is still a popular ploy. We have the insurance industry publicly opposed to Obamacare while it is their lobbyists that are writing the bill. Same goes for Cap and Trade, which is opposed in public by Big Oil while their lobbyists have a hand in that sordid creation.

Just like in 1913 when we had The Fed thrust upon us. The banks were publicly opposed to the creation of The Fed even though it was created at the 1910 meeting at Jekyll Island by the biggest bankers in the country!

 

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:38 | Link to Comment stoverny
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"In no way did the large bonuses, or "asymmetric risk and reward" of bonuses, cause the real estate bubble, still the major cause of our pain."

Yes I'm sure that greed for short-term financial gain had ZERO to do with the entire financial industry inventing new and insane mortgage products, so that busboys could get a $400K mortgage which could then be stamped AAA and sold to sucker pension funds in Norway.  I'm also sure banker greed also had nothing to do with the clones and synthetics and derivatives of derivatives (of derivatives) that bankers created to allow them to leverage their bets and threaten the entire global economy with a collapse many orders of magnitude worse than the total of all the crap mortgages they had peddled to idiot home buyers.

Asshole.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Art Vandelay
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Anyone who compares the gullible, pandering pantywaists of the Obama Administration to "Cossacks", and the privileged denizens of Greenwich to the cowering, defenseless Jews of an Eastern European shtetl has got a real persecution complex, and is fucking retarded to boot.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:15 | Link to Comment plongka10
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Where's Marla?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment panda6
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I have criticised ZH in the past for a lack of balance in its 'reporting'.

But I take some of that back now for publishing a link to this as I think it's a fantastic counterpoint to some of the ridiculous views some people have on the bailout/crisis.

Only surprising thing is why haven't the fanboys come out with their usual rants against 'banks', 'GOLDMAN' etc in response to a coherently argued opposing view ?  I think we all know the answer to that one :-)

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 19:00 | Link to Comment panda6
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Great comment - you pretty much prove all the counter arguments people have made against the so-called 'prevailing wisdom' on this site.

You are a stereotype and offer no substance, only abuse and nonsense.

Wed, 01/27/2010 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 01/27/2010 - 16:31 | Link to Comment panda6
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Angry - tick

Offensive - tick

Partially incomprehensible/vague - tick

Congratulations, you win the award for submitting yet another stereotypical ZH comment.

Wed, 01/27/2010 - 20:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:25 | Link to Comment plongka10
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It's a little late for patronising finger pointing at this stage of the game.

I'll take the opportunity you provide to criticize financial innovation that relied on fraudulent ratings provided by complicit agencies that resulted in a global clusterf*ck as it was exported around the world by greedy individuals working out of the US.

Please feel free to correct me if I have naively misunderstood how we got here.

  

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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I'll go out on a limb and say that his mutual funds must be doing alright.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 16:50 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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If the banks are so rich then we should force them to mark to market.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:01 | Link to Comment max2205
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+100

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 19:55 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Would have been a decent set of reflections if he had addressed that little issue and fake low interest rates.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 17:48 | Link to Comment David449420
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He is correct to say that the bankers are not the only problem. 

Until the Criminal Activities (there is just SO many of them) that are so blatant and not even being attempted to conceal are addressed, the problems and malaise in society will continue.  In fact, conditions will get worse.

Politicians, Bankers, Businessmen, Police, Unions, the military-industrial complex, the medical services industry, the drug companies, the obvious crimes being committed and the perception that they can do so with impunity is pure poison to society.

I think a large percentage of the population has been demoralized and beaten down because of the perception that crime and corruption are rampant (and very visible) and that there is nothing being done about it.

Fraud and corruption is wrong, period, there can be NO exceptions.  There's a Financial Crisis; not a sufficient excuse to allow corruption and fraud.

Corruption needs to become a bad word again, with people ashamed to have such a word associated with their name.  

Put 10 thousand FBI agents to work to root out the corruption in society and solving the additional problems (which will STILL NEED to be fixed as well) will perhaps stand a chance of succeeding.  

I also think that if all the people in the country again SEE the law being properly enforced, that they will be more willing and motivated to pick themselves up and try again. 

Society is sick, and it is going to become sicker, until someone ( and I do not think that hardly any of the current players are going to be part of the solution) steps forward.

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Mr. Asness is very successful and he's obviously a die hard Republican. Nonetheless, politics aside, after reading the comment, I agree with him. But as a hedge fund manager, I expect a little more meat on the form of "punishing failure". In particular, he stopped short of going after bankers' personal assets, a position taken by Warren Buffett last week. Someone who has skin in the game knows all about sticks and carrots. He is way too easy on bankers, failing to recognize that if they didn't have access to TARP, they'd be toast!

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Hammer59
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Exactly! Of all the fraud and corruption we have endured (makes one heart-sick and then furious)--who, besides Ken Lay, Skilling and Madoff has been accountable?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 22:17 | Link to Comment RoastingBankers
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oligarchs= lick my balls

 

gold bitches

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 22:51 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Why would you let them that close to something which is probably more precious to you than even the gold?

Tue, 01/26/2010 - 22:39 | Link to Comment ozziindaus
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I believe the bonuses are part of an extortion racket keeping the employees hush on executive skullduggery.  

Thu, 01/28/2010 - 02:33 | Link to Comment mbasham
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are hedge fund managers the johns or the whores, or both? it's clear that Goldman et. al. is the pimp... FU to cliff and the whole bunch, rot in your own personal hell, which i like to think will be a big trading exhange where you all just trade with one another, and prices keep going up and up and up, but you can never sell anything, so you're rich on paper but never make a dime!

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