Helicopter Ben Step Aside, Meet Enola Gay Abdullah: Whorism Goes Global

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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:45 | 991744 asdasmos
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But all my money is in Gold and Silver. ;)




At this point, with the US military base there, would the Saudis elite intervene? and/or would the military presense be used to 'keep order'?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:46 | 991775 eigenvalue
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Then sell one of your kidneys for some cash and buy oil. You can survive with one kidney for several weeks and buy your other kidney back when you make money on your long position on curde oil. This is organ repurchase agreement, a new form of financial innovation. Guess I should tell this to Blythe so that she can do some marketing.;)

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:28 | 991906 I think I need ...
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anyone have a feeling on a timetable of a RESET?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:41 | 991937 gorillaonyourback
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its not a timetable you look for but indications, for instance when your local bar accepts silver or gold for your bar tab.  hell at my bar i do the plumbing and i get my drinks for exchange. it works out well cuz i charge retail and he charges retail.  a few times ago i told him to go buy me silver for the parts i paid at the local coin shop, now he is a silver buyer

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 05:38 | 992155 Overflow-admin
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As in a computer system, you cannot time when the BSOD (blue screen of death) will occur. You may know when only if you know and do trigger it.


Sorry for the theorical answer but market system is too much complicated for me to understand if someone is triggering the BSOD.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:45 | 991953 Caviar Emptor
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You have a future in Ibanking. It's that kind of innovation we're looking for. You will go far. You would have been an even more perfect candidate if you had considered writing CDS on the pool of kidneys for resale to the widow's and orphan's pension. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 07:37 | 992224 BorisTheBlade
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But, but, Jim Rogers said IB doesn't have a future, rather agriculture, I already bought a tractor.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:31 | 992284 dark pools of soros
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you should be fine to sell your kidney a few times as long as no one demands delivery

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:57 | 992334 andybev01
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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:53 | 991798 h3m1ngw4y
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gold and oil never flow in the same direction. so i think sa can easily handle this and more

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:39 | 991755 Bearster
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But the system that preceded Obama and Bernanke wasn't capitalism.  It was fascism, cronyism, corporatism, whatever you want to call it, the institutionalized conflict of interest between large incumbent corporations vs. taxpayers and would-be competitors.

And Saudi Arabia is a murderous dictatorship, hardly "capitalism".

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:45 | 991771 reader2010
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Give them GM foods and be happy.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:46 | 991774 HonestJohn
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So I just watched the 2005 BBC movie Hiroshima on Nexflix, figured I'd check in here before bed, and read this headline.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:48 | 991777 honestann
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King Bernanke?  Hahahahaha.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:48 | 991778 tickhound
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The Saudi people got it right... Extortion first.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:49 | 991782 Saxxon
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It will get interesting fast if the Saud's subjects do not accept his largesse.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 07:55 | 992239 TBT or not TBT
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Of course.  They are such a highly educated, dynamic, forward thinking, productive population in so many domains.   They don't need any largesse.   Also they can convert air into food and water just by believing it, would be my guess.  They are superhuman and don't need money to buy food and are of course impervious to the elements and so don't need shelter.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:21 | 992270 New_Meat
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SANG hold that key

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:51 | 991787 serotonindumptruck
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This will absolutely be perceived by the Saudi citizens as a sign of weakness, and additional concessions will be demanded.

The House of Saud is about to fall.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 03:54 | 992113 CH1
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It just shows you how ignorant these rulers really are: Lightening up on an oppressed people encourages them to rebel - they get a moment to breath and reflect upon positive change. Then they want a lot more of it. Has happened a lot of times.

And, for the record, I am really happy that so many of the rulers have never understood any history. God forbid that we should see intelligent thugs.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:01 | 992247 TBT or not TBT
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Their wahabist shit got them here.   The GDP per head has been dropping in that country because the population increases regularly, but the economy doesn't get any smarter.   They still live off of their oil wells.   Turns out the madrassa and the mosque provide no useful answers.   These curves are going to cross someday, if not immediately, and the Saudis will have been found to have squandered horrendously.   They sent their own progeny to US schools but their subjects progeny to the madrassa.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:52 | 991797 Bob
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Helicopter Ben Step Aside: That was truly inspired, Tyler.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:03 | 991819 AUD
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What assets is King Abdullah selling to raise cash for his handouts?

US Treasuries maybe?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:11 | 991833 Miles Kendig
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The ultimate tell tale.  KSA is going full on prostitution mode and still refuses to glove up.  No wonder their thinking has slowly grown cloudy over the years. 

A constitutional monarchy is the best deal the House of Saud will be able to manage and still rule, or have a nation to rule.  But it won't be on the table for long.  Too bad pride may well overwhelm this noble family as well.  Tragic since KSA and its people have such awesome potential.  The only question that remains is IF the royal family truly cares to rule or not.  The leaks are coming.  The unrest is coming.  Let's hope the Kingdom can truly lead through these tumultuous times.  So far it doesn't look promising.

I just hope the Hajj is not effected (fall is a ways off).  THAT would be tragic beyond belief for people of the Islamic faith and indeed everyone.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:34 | 991916 Cistercian
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 Yes, that would be tragic.I am betting hubris does them in....with concomitant bad results for all.8 bucks a gallon is gonna suck.It will also precipitate revolution here in the US.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 02:24 | 992043 honestann
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Let's hope so!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 04:12 | 992120 Miles Kendig
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Entitlement is a hella concept everywhere

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:39 | 992303 dark pools of soros
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everyone remembers their first allowance

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:03 | 992248 TBT or not TBT
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I don't think the other 5.5 billion of us would get misty over the hajj not working out one year out of a thousand.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:46 | 992313 dark pools of soros
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geez...even LARPers would say this is too much of a hassle http://www.islam.com/hajj/hajj.htm

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993472 Miles Kendig
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hahaha  Living up to your rep of the inability to read between the lines.  Well done

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:09 | 991841 RockyRacoon
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The Saudis will use their SWF to pay this.  That is mostly Treasuries?  So, we used the oil and gave them some of our paper for it.   Who is footing this final bill in the long haul?  Is there any limit to the expanding U. S. socialized state?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:20 | 991872 williambanzai7
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Where's Abdullah?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:55 | 991983 palmereldritch
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Undergoing post regime coma avoidance therapy.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 04:14 | 992121 Miles Kendig
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Looking for some visual combat from the wb7 labs

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:20 | 991874 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Unfortunately for Saudi, Bahrain tried this and failed.



LMAO they are oh so analagous.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:23 | 991881 Hillbillyfreak
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Kings have a lot of experience in managing these things. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:53 | 992325 dark pools of soros
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next up they'll call in pimps to handle it

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:23 | 991886 midtowng
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all that is happening here is that the King is giving back a little bit of the money he stole from the people.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:32 | 991910 Milton Waddams
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The Bernank is totally completely cool with the Middle East unrest and subsequent energy price spike. A few weeks ago he released a research paper he co-authored that concluded that the "global savings glut", primarily in emerging Asian economies and Middle Eastern oil producers, artificially held down the long end of the Treasury curve in the middle of the last decade. We all know or should know of Greenspan's admission that the Fed "lost control" of the long end sometime "around 2004".

Higher energy prices = more money, more money, and more money for those middle eastern energy producers = increased demand for Treasuries = supplements to QE.

Bernanke and Obama gonna make it [Bah]rain!!!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:37 | 991922 PulauHantu29
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I bought another 1,000 shares today of USO.

People in the ME, like everywhere else, want respect rather then a check for$2,000 and cheap bread.

Good Luck!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:56 | 992330 dark pools of soros
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you are excluding america right??

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:56 | 992331 dark pools of soros
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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:43 | 991928 CrashisOptimistic
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Wait a minute.  What is all this talk about sovereign wealth funds and printing and Treasuries to fund this $36 billion.

That's only 360 million barrels.  Let's see that claimed extra oil production capacity kick in to fund this.  Go on, let's see it.  Pop up that supposed 5 million barrels a day and you can fund this in 2.5 months.  Less than a fiscal quarter.  So go ahead.  Let's see it.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:50 | 991966 Coldfire
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Are things that bad in Saudi Arabia? A bribe does nothing to address the people's political aspirations, although it does acknowledge them. This crass money move strikes me as too little, too late. The contempt the king has for "his" people is showing. Notice that inflation is a big problem. And that is courtesy of the good 'ole USA. I'll bet Bermonkey never dreamed he'd have this kind of influence. Way to go Bermonkey!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:51 | 991971 palmereldritch
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King A is like a composite of Timmay/Gaddafi: What's the fucking problem?...with the Bernanke: Here, take some more cash


I don't think more FRNs is the answer.

Now...if he tried to bribe with PMs...he'd probably still be in power in 2014...

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 01:52 | 991975 gwar5
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Whorism is right.

Saw that about the Saudis. That's what they always do -- buy people off and pay for protection. Makes sense when you have a bad back right now, like the King, and don't feel like packing. I don't want to see the Saudis go. It would mean $200 bbl oil and it's got Mecca which would be a symbolic magnet for the extremists to take over.

If Saudi Arabia ever does go to the extremists at least we could see the all the targets gathered together from space with the naked eye during the Haijj. Not that anybody I know would ever contemplate such a thing. 


Thu, 02/24/2011 - 02:14 | 992025 serotonindumptruck
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If Saudi Arabia ever does go to the extremists at least we could see the all the targets gathered together from space with the naked eye during the Haijj. Not that anybody I know would ever contemplate such a thing.

Not much oil in that part of the country (Mecca/Medina) anyway. Definitely a soft target, and would likely violate almost every article in the Geneva Convention.

I would suggest that we all learn to radically change the way we think about energy, and how we use it.

That is the only way that humanity will advance. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:09 | 992258 TBT or not TBT
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Humanity doesn't seek to advance.   Individual humans and/or groups of humans compete with other humans in their various quests to advance, however each of them view advancements.     At least that is what we can observe in the real world.  

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 09:09 | 992349 dark pools of soros
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and unless defense is highly emphasized, advancement means killing competition as swiftly as possible 

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