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Here Comes The 4th Front For America's Nobel Peace Prize Winner: UN Attack Helicopter Fires On Pro-Gbagbo Military Base In Ivory Coast

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Update: Nobel Peace Prize winner for 2011, Nicolas Sarkozy, has just authorized the use of force in Ivory Coast.

They don't make Nobel peace war prizes like they used to anymore. The 4th war front for the president of peace Barack Obama, who just started his reelection campaign, is almost here. Naturally, don't expect any actual declaration of war. From Reuters:


More as we get a list of casualties, whom we expect will be more than just chocolate lovers worldwide. In the meantime, the black market for Blood Chocolate is percolating.

More from Reuters:

United Nations helicopters fired four missiles at a pro-Gbagbo military camp in Ivory Coast's main city of Abidjan on Monday, witnesses said.

"We saw two UNOCI (U.N. mission in Ivory Coast) MI-24 helicopters fire missiles on the Akouedo military camp. There was a massive explosion and we can still see the smoke," one of the witnesses said.

The camp is home to three battalions of the Ivorian army.

Calls to the U.N. forces commander in Ivory Coast went unanswered.

This helicopter does not fire Nobel peace prizes:


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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:34 | 1133187 Josh Randall
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Chocolate City B!tchez

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:40 | 1133238 covert
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more will come out in due time.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:38 | 1134912 Haywood Jablowme
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Amerikaaaaa...FUCK YEAAAAAHHH!


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133350 101 years and c...
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can someone please inform the pres that retail coffee prices are up 25% in the last 3 months?  time to expand operation "destroy ben's inflation" to South America.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:43 | 1134538 bankonzhongguo
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All your chocolate are belong to us!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:30 | 1135444 patb
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Want to bet that someone is about to be awarded a patent to convert Chocolate to Oil?


Please, it's the only thing that makes sense there.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133193 slaughterer
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Funny fronts for a half-black Prez to pick, ain't it?  

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:32 | 1136159 AnAnonymous
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Another evidence that Obama is really your typical US citizen president.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:36 | 1133195 DonutBoy
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UN Attack Helicopter.  Hmmm...   No such thing.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:37 | 1133216 nkktwotwozero
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>UN Attack Helicopter.

Black helicopters anyone?


Fuck the police.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:54 | 1133296 AN0NYM0US
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who'd a guessed back then that Dre would end up at the top of the entertainment world today when he performed/wrote/produced this back in the day

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:59 | 1133344 nkktwotwozero
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Love the attitude.

A few years before the King riots too.

Lessons are to be learned from that vs. (ineffective) Seattle protests.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:43 | 1133584 Cash_is_Trash
Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:04 | 1133614 nkktwotwozero
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At least it wasnt the Toy Yoda War :

Wow! Thanks for the history lesson.

France seems all up in this Libyan shit. (I'm quite serious)

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:21 | 1134848 apartofthings
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Indeed. France is trying to get its hands on Libya and muscle out the Italians, whose national oil company ENI has concessions there. Sarko = Napoleon III. Imperial ambition but no real ability.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133300 hedgeless_horseman
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White MI-24 helicopters, with guns, and United Nations painted in big black letters on the side.  The 23mm cannons must be purely for "defensive" purposes?

I always think of Red Dawn when I see these big ugly Russion birds.  Flying tanks, really.

More pics here:


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:30 | 1133529 Deepskyy
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Evil, evil birds!

The Mujhadeen were often cited as having said "we do not fear the Russians, however we do fear their helicopters" when speaking of the Mi 24 HIND.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:39 | 1134248 RollOver
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Those are fixed 30mm cannons, apparently this saves on weight (no turret) enabling more goods/people to be hauled.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:48 | 1133237 nkktwotwozero
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133282 hedgeless_horseman
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:52 | 1133285 redpill
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I didn't know the UN flew Ruskie birds

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:23 | 1134672 Dave Thomas
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And the insignia on the side denotes the Hind hails from Poland.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:41 | 1134535 PenGun
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 Hinds are beastly.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133198 jus_lite_reading
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Gee, I wonder what resouces they have to plunder? Or is this humanitarian work also? LMAO!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:44 | 1133255 Gimp
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They got cocoa. We need our chocolate. Any disruption in supply will cause a dramatic increase in cranky women globally.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:53 | 1133308 SilverIsKing
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And all along I thought Libya was all about oil.  Now I can see things clearly.  Libya IS all about the humanitarian side of things after all.  Our, ummm, the UN activity in the Ivory Coast cleared it up for me.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:58 | 1133331 tmosley
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This is why I have 20 lbs of cocoa powder among my stored supplies.

Starting to think it might not be enough.  You can get a 75 kilo bag of cocoa nuts for about $600.  Might be worth it--it might save your life, EVERY day.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:56 | 1134322 velobabe
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why is chocolate synonymous with woman? i don't like chocolate, makes me feel sick. i do enjoy dark chocolate covered coffee beans†

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:33 | 1133536 Global Hunter
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The guy who won the election is Ougadou or something like that, he is a former UN diplomat and was responsible for selling some Ivorian utilities to French firms for a song back in the 90s.  Ivory Coast has some really decent infrastructure so I'm sure the French and US would love to get their hands on it.  Sorry no links, if I can find I will send along.  A french film maker has done a documentary on it, and France's influence over Uranium production in Niger.  Great railways and ports in Ivory Coast, almost to developed world status I think...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:32 | 1133844 SME MOFO
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I think he also invented the piano key necktie!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133200 kdervin
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Isn't it time to revert "Department of Defense" back to "Department of War?"

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:46 | 1133256 samsara
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133289 redpill
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At least it was an honest characterization

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133354 dogismyth
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what freaking Dept. of Defense?  On 9-11 (as you well know) our country was attacked (yeah, I know...I smile when I say that) and not a single jet fighter or missile was used to intercept.  Imagine that kind of defense.  Trillions spent for what?  Its a fucking joke.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133202 Rodent Freikorps
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This is bullish for Raytheon, right?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:18 | 1133460 cossack55
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wrong. Mikhoyan. 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:35 | 1133551 SilverRhino
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Wrong again, Mil Moscow Helicopter.  That's a Hind, not a MiG.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:43 | 1133578 Rodent Freikorps
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Buy the Czech variant.

Russians still produce nothing but shit.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:58 | 1133677 Long-John-Silver
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Think about this little factoid. NASA is now dependant on Russia for it's Space travel requirements.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133203 tallen
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So not only are they causing the price of oil to explode by invading Libya, but now all the fatties aren't going to be able to afford as much chocolate. Maybe American's will finally revolt as their mars bars go up 50%


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133276 nonclaim
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If there was any real chocolate in it...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133204 NotAllowed
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What is wrong with our country?  Why dont we just invade every country and get it over with?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133281 nkktwotwozero
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It's not "our" country.

Once you realize that, you're freer than 99.X% of 'tards.


Brought to you by Carl's Junior.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:47 | 1133222 AN0NYM0US
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hearkens back to the early 2000's

UN troops accused of 'systematic' rape in Sierra Leone


U.N.Troops Used Serbs' Sex Slaves

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:28 | 1133506 trav7777
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for shits and giggles, which countries were the rapists from?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:11 | 1134409 Sedaeng
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It states in the second link provided:

50 U.N. peacekeepers came to visit. The officers were from Canada, New Zealand, France, Ukraine, and an African country, he said.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:21 | 1136103 AnAnonymous
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The negroes made all the raping. Learn your UScitizenism.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:42 | 1133245 tickhound
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Awaiting the neo-con cheers, and the outrage from the left.

****crickets chirping****

What is it exactly that we've become?!?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:20 | 1133470 cossack55
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The United States of Mercenaries.  Have fun.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:42 | 1133249 Gimp
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war = peace

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:55 | 1133306 DoChenRollingBearing
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Obama = Bush III

Some of my Democrat friends are now appalled by Obama.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:55 | 1133318 SilverIsKing
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Is the Ivory Coast where White Chocolate comes from?




Yes, I was being sarcastic.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:10 | 1133412 knukles
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And I'm appalled at some of my Democratic friends still blaming somebody else. 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:43 | 1133254 irishlink
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Maybe Obama will win a Nobel Prize for his contribution to fighting obesity in USA. We will have to walk more and cut down on all foods ,not only choclate

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:47 | 1133259 Confused
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What the fuck is going on? This is getting really out of hand. 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:56 | 1133309 AN0NYM0US
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smart politics, silences the libya for oil crowd

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:18 | 1133452 knukles
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Oh, so fucking true, actually.
Deception by Diversion. 
Classic propaganda, part of the Hegelian Dialect.

And reading the French press, with Sarko leading the charge in Libya, the population is going nuts; huge rush of patriotism, pride at a rebirth of French duty and honor.  Seriously, read the French press.  Written by, for and about the French, not some other country's external view.  
The old when in doubt, have a war.  Sarko's pols skyrocket so WTF, if one is good, have another.

The Fourth Turning and Book of Revelations meets Hope escaping from Pandora's Box.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:49 | 1133606 Silver Dreamer
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The circus has moved on to the next show folks, and the goal of world war is one step closer.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:24 | 1136122 AnAnonymous
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Sarko's pols skyrocket so WTF, if one is good, have another.


Skyrocket as in that shuttle flying with the black cat in or flying to the moon?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:23 | 1133482 Mad Max
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World War 3 was taking too long and the hoi polloi were noticing that the cheezums were getting smaller and nastier.  So the war had to be encouraged along.

All Hail Obama, peace prize winner of peace prize winners!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:48 | 1133266 Larry Darrell
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Are these missles filled w/ silver like some used in Libya?


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:23 | 1133483 mick_richfield
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I think we should take all that silver out of the Tomahawks and fill them instead with an eqivalent amount of Federal Reverse Notes.  In fact, I'd be willing to consider so much as an 80% premium.



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:49 | 1133962 Golden monkey
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It should be possible to squeeze some more depleted uranium inside, just like it should be possible to win a war once in a while...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:35 | 1133545 Global Hunter
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these ones are baguettes filled with accordions and cheese

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:46 | 1133592 Badabing
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no comex delevery recepts

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:51 | 1133615 Silver Dreamer
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Those tubes do not contain missiles.  They are spears of course!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:53 | 1133267 SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:49 | 1133270 Gimp
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I pick Obama to win the NCAA tournament tonight and to go in the first round of the NFL draft.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:50 | 1133271 sabra1
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Michelle Obama has a severe chocolate fetish. she pours melted chocolate all over Barrys' scrawney little body, and then.........

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:20 | 1133468 knukles
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That expalins quite a number of things.   

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:53 | 1133628 delacroix
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and then she watches his personal trainer lick it off

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:44 | 1135334 Haywood Jablowme
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and then she watches his personal trainer lick it off

Actually I think Hillary pushes the trainer aside and licks it off as G-dubya and Bill watch. 



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:50 | 1133272 Bansters-in-my-...
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Dats the Amerikan Military Imerialist Pigs bringin a liddle of dat dare Demrocy and sredin it around a liddle.

Sure hope I am alive the day Amerika gets smacked off it's throne.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133294 nkktwotwozero
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Stick around. Arm yourself.

Promises to be quite a show.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:31 | 1134505 NidStyles
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Ohh, I thought America's attack helicopters had raydomes on the top. Not that I've ever been around one or anything, much less watched them blow the side of a mountain up trying to kill one goat hearder that shot at Canadian troop's.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:36 | 1135959 Golden monkey
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The problem with the military pigs is that they can't be happy. That's why you can see them driving a Mercedes, but not a Porsche.

Who knows, maybe God has something to do with that... Or the fact that once they will be old...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133277 MonsterZero
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Finally I can sip my hot cocoa in peace knowing it won't be my last.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:50 | 1133283 CheapKUNGFU
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Anyone remember when the news broke about the group/fund that bought up all of the worlds cocoa and warehoused it? (timely)

All your cocoa are belong to us, make your time!



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:39 | 1133564 Coast Watcher
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That was British hedge fund founder Anthony Ward, and he bought 241,000 tons of cocoa beans back in July '10. Wonder if maybe he knew something unpleasant was going to happen to the biggest cocoa producing country in the world.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:50 | 1133288 Id fight Gandhi
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Wasn't there some prophecy that said "beware of the peace maker?"

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133291 truont
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Now even Obama makes fun of his "Peace Prize"...

The Norwegians' experiment to see if a presumptive peace prize award would affect future behavior is now kaput.

It was a nice try, Norway.

At the very least, Norway created some delicious irony...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:03 | 1133358 Agent P
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As a result, Randolph pays Mortimer one dollar.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:05 | 1133362 Ahmeexnal
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Well...sinking their own navy didn't work either.

They have some serious issues up there.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:53 | 1133293 AldoHux_IV
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4 more years of the anti-christ here we go.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:54 | 1133298 VogonPoet
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It fires rainbows. Let them eat skittles bitches

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:25 | 1133500 smithcreek
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good one. the UN Cavalry will soon arrive on Unicorns.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:55 | 1133305 barkingbill
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so what the fk is a UN helicopter anyway...which country did it belong to? was it african, u.s. or european or what? 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:57 | 1133320 bob_dabolina
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That chopper fires rainbow flavored hope and change. Someone get this man another Nobel.

So hard to fathom a guy leading 3 wars (Iraq, Libya, Afhganistan) and he has a Nobel peace prize. wtf

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:18 | 1133322 luk427
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The more conflicts they get involved in, the more money the big boys take. The US citizen is getting it in every orifice.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:46 | 1133324 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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Here comes the 5th War Front!!!!!....Iran/Saudi Arabia over Bahrain...

...and How can you not have a party without a 6th War Front this Spring of 2011...Hamas and Israel...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:00 | 1133337 SilverRhino
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That one is Ukrainian. The ALPO like logo is the giveaway.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:05 | 1133378 Gimp
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Very good - LMFAO - just noticed the Purina Chow logo on the chopper.

Designed to make the people think of food instead of the rain of fire coming down on them?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:40 | 1133567 ZorseMan
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Polish Air Force actually.



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:59 | 1133339 Joe Davola
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Please tell me the mission's code name is Chocolate Thunder.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:25 | 1133494 knukles
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Chocolate Happy Thunder.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:59 | 1133346 The Axe
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That dude from the CIA--that you posted today was  UN Crazy...UN Rice is nits...ha ha 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:04 | 1133357 PulauHantu29
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Sarkozy and Billary are competing hard for the next Peace Prize. I hope the Norwegians are counting bodies and destruction so the winner can be accurately Crowned.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:04 | 1133371 Abby Normal
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The UN in Ivory Coast has a Ukrainian aviation unit with three Mi-24 attack helicopters, as well as lightly armed Mi-8 and Mi-17 utility helicopters. - BBC

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:08 | 1133390 Gimp
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Where are the UN Belgian and Swiss Chocolate makers?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:08 | 1133388 Ahmeexnal
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We can't have chocolate shortages at the upcoming royal wedding, can we?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:19 | 1133462 Carl Spackler
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Ivory Coast was owned by the Frenchies.


HM's Empire got its chocolate elsewhere.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:10 | 1133394 MonsterZero
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Revenge! Ivorian Civil War (2002–2004)

During the Ivorian Civil War five Mil Mi-24s piloted by mercenaries were used in support of government forces. They were later destroyed by the French Army in retaliation for an air attack on a French base which killed nine soldiers.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:13 | 1133417 Money Squid
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Missiles of hope!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:13 | 1133419 dickbar
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funnily enough... Libya and Ivory Coast are among the 5 countries who didn't sign up to AFRICOM... Sudan is another....

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:26 | 1133505 knukles
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Give the man a cigar!
And what happened to the Sudan?  Civil war, split into two countries, still fighting, mayhem death and destruction.....
Another coincidence of life.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:17 | 1133434 cyberseer
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it's the 5th front, Tyler, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Ivory Coast and _Pakistan_

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:26 | 1133498 cossack55
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You forgot Yemen.    OOps, my mistake, thats tomorrow.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:28 | 1133515 trav7777
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...proving the NEED for France to get that 2nd nuclear carrier

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:33 | 1133535 Rodent Freikorps
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France will always do what France thinks is best for France, and the rest of the world can burn for all they care.

Wake up, morons.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:36 | 1133557 lynnybee
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Never in all my days would I have dreamed it would be like this.    Being born in the 1950's when life was good & simple & local .......... & Dad went to work & paid off a small 15-year mortgage in 10-years & Mom paid $5 for a bag of groceries ....... & then came NIXON & those behind NIXON (HENRY KISSINGER) who thought they could break the last remaining ties to the gold standard & LOOT THE TREASURY for the VIET NAM war....... 57,000 dead ....... MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY ...... WAKE UP PEOPLE .......... we're going into the SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION .

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:08 | 1133720 ZakuKommander
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Take a deep breath, and read Candide.  If you take the utter insanity too much to heart, it will only destroy you.  More is on the way, and resilience is necessary.  Focus on that over which you have control.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:59 | 1133993 nkktwotwozero
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Yes, the Dutch pirate captain died, but what about the crew?

The devil's work for sure.


From memories bitzches (so dont quote me).


Brought to you by Carl's Junior.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:57 | 1135370 Haywood Jablowme
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Take a deep breath, and read Candide.  If you take the utter insanity too much to heart, it will only destroy you.  More is on the way, and resilience is necessary.  Focus on that over which you have control.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:32 | 1133864 samsara
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Listen to the Kommander Lynnie

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:39 | 1133563 Homey Da Clown
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Is it a coincidence the day he announces his re-election bid for 2012, he starts another war?  He's running out of Muslim countries to bomb.

And they called GW a war

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:43 | 1133586 Rodent Freikorps
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He only sides with those who hate the US, and hasn't failed to betray a true ally.

So, we have that going for us.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:10 | 1133728 ZakuKommander
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Who is this true ally of which you speak?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:22 | 1133795 Rodent Freikorps
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Britain, Poland...etc.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:47 | 1133950 ZakuKommander
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God forbid we betray Poland!  If the Soviet tanks haven't reached Warsaw, there's hope yet -- petition your Congressthing, quickly!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:20 | 1134452 Rodent Freikorps
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Missle defense.

Do you think it is good long term policy to betray allies for any reason?


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:23 | 1134682 Bobbyrib
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Only if the reason is bankruptcy. We can't afford a missile defense shield that may or may not function. If we went to war with Russia, it only would have assured Poland glows in the dark for the next ten thousand years...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:28 | 1134868 Rodent Freikorps
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Only if the Russians are good with being ended.

I do not think they are. They are enjoying ass raping the Ivy League morons too much.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:41 | 1135121 Bobbyrib
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I don't know if our politicians would have the guts to go after Russia for destroying the defense shield. I hope we never go to war with Russia, Russians are not to be messed with.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:00 | 1134009 nkktwotwozero
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>He's running out of Muslim countries to bomb.

He'll just create new ones.

Welcome Free Republic of East Libya!

Welcome Republic of Kurdistan!

Welcome Democratic Iranian Front Oil Field, Inc!


Hey. The Brits did it.

Worked out great.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:42 | 1133580 Dr. Impossible
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....long 20yr microwaveable popcorn futures contracts ...up 400% in 48 hrs

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:44 | 1133594 gkm
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Marc Faber did say something about going to war to distract the people.  Maybe he's really the puppet master.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:32 | 1133853 samsara
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Any one who has done any reading knows "about going to war to distract the people"

Just because I can see that two cars are going to run into each other,  doesn't mean I am driving the cars....

Nor does it mean that he's the puppet master.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:25 | 1134690 Bobbyrib
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War..distracting people..that's silly. It's not like Clinton bombed Iraq after being investigated for getting BJ's by his intern.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:47 | 1133609 scratch_and_sniff
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Yeah, that reminds me, what ever did happen to declarations of war? This is a funny old world we live in now.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:55 | 1133656 Silver Dreamer
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Banksters do not need declarations of war; they create them, not declare them.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:55 | 1133653 equity_momo
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Start doing push-ups fellow plebians , the draft is less than a term and a half away.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:59 | 1133670 DNB-sore
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thank God for attacking this evil and along thank God for committing this crime. Does God exist and what the heck is his plan? My heart is for the innocent people that are receiving this undeserved punishment. There is no god left, only financials

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:04 | 1133702 equity_momo
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Lets look at this logically - if God exists , God sure likes war. Evidence to back up my thesis : never-ending war.

Junk away.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:22 | 1133806 Rodent Freikorps
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God gave us life and free will.

All this is our fault.

Free Will, bitches.

You, and I, own this mess, not God.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:34 | 1133885 equity_momo
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Thats one way of looking at it. Touche sir.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:30 | 1133854 Lapri
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I hope they'll attack Japan next. Only the military intervention will save the citizens from the stupidest government since the World War II who endanger its own citizens and threatening all lifeforms with radiation.

The decision to go ahead with cloth caps over the reactors was "political decision", say the politicians rather proudly.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:19 | 1135048 StychoKiller
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Cap?  I thought it was a cape!  Can we get a ruling from Twiggy on "Project Runway?" :>D

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:36 | 1133884 Johnny Lawrence
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Weren't 1,000 bodies recently found in Ivory Coast that were killed by the forces of the other guy?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:46 | 1133937 jowenchrist
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those borse eating ruskies make damn fine whirlybird -

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:44 | 1133938 jowenchrist
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those borse eating ruskies make damn fine whirlybird -

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:56 | 1133982 tony bonn
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nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning....the murdering blood thirsty obama regime has managed to create more wars than caligula bush....

my my my what would the world do without usa bombing the crap out of them? and anyone who thinks that france and the un are not working under the auspices of the usa is a fucktard....

yes folks, the nation which spends more on its military than the rest of the world combined is in a very precarious security situation and what better to do than send american troops to die for some ignorant god-forsaken cause....

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:28 | 1134697 Bobbyrib
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Anytime you say to cut military spending, the Repubs go nuts. If we can't nuke the world 80 times over, our military is useless. We need cuts all around, not just for social programs.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:57 | 1133987 ThirdCoastSurfer
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I'll never understand why it's Ok to bomb and thus kill the poor stupid bastards that have been conscripted to man the tanks and apc's, ect, while kit glove treatment must be accorded the leaders. Ok, I know why, it's just that as one of the conscripts I don't agree! If you would just kill the leader I wouldn't need to man the tank and i wouldn't have to die! 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:36 | 1134903 Rockfish
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Wreck my financial world ok but don't mess with my chocolate. See it's not always about oil.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:45 | 1135138 Burticus
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Wait a minute...  U.N. attack helicopters?! 

I didn't know the U.N. had its own army/air force now.

Still no fuss in CONgress about the failure of the Kenyan Usurper-in-Chief to obtain a CONgressional declaration of war before attacking a sovereign nation with U.S. warplanes and missiles, an act of war by any standard.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:36 | 1135845 honestann
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Why hasn't anyone arrested Obama yet?

I mean, he confessed to treason already!  He is on record in the Senate as saying the president cannot send troops into battle without congressional approval.  He has done so.  Therefore, by his own words, on the record, he is guilty of treason.

How completely lawless can it get?  Can anyone spell TYRRANY ???

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 22:12 | 1154267 thames222
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That helicopter is way too badass...I wonder how military spending and our overseas action are really going to be affected by the new budget cuts?

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