Here Comes The 4th Front For America's Nobel Peace Prize Winner: UN Attack Helicopter Fires On Pro-Gbagbo Military Base In Ivory Coast

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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:34 | 1133187 Josh Randall
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Chocolate City B!tchez

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:40 | 1133238 covert
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more will come out in due time.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:38 | 1134912 Haywood Jablowme
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Amerikaaaaa...FUCK YEAAAAAHHH!


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133350 101 years and c...
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can someone please inform the pres that retail coffee prices are up 25% in the last 3 months?  time to expand operation "destroy ben's inflation" to South America.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:43 | 1134538 bankonzhongguo
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All your chocolate are belong to us!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:30 | 1135444 patb
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Want to bet that someone is about to be awarded a patent to convert Chocolate to Oil?


Please, it's the only thing that makes sense there.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133193 slaughterer
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Funny fronts for a half-black Prez to pick, ain't it?  

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:32 | 1136159 AnAnonymous
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Another evidence that Obama is really your typical US citizen president.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:36 | 1133195 DonutBoy
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UN Attack Helicopter.  Hmmm...   No such thing.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:37 | 1133216 nkktwotwozero
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>UN Attack Helicopter.

Black helicopters anyone?


Fuck the police.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:54 | 1133296 AN0NYM0US
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who'd a guessed back then that Dre would end up at the top of the entertainment world today when he performed/wrote/produced this back in the day

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:59 | 1133344 nkktwotwozero
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Love the attitude.

A few years before the King riots too.

Lessons are to be learned from that vs. (ineffective) Seattle protests.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:43 | 1133584 Cash_is_Trash
Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:04 | 1133614 nkktwotwozero
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At least it wasnt the Toy Yoda War :

Wow! Thanks for the history lesson.

France seems all up in this Libyan shit. (I'm quite serious)

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:21 | 1134848 apartofthings
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Indeed. France is trying to get its hands on Libya and muscle out the Italians, whose national oil company ENI has concessions there. Sarko = Napoleon III. Imperial ambition but no real ability.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133300 hedgeless_horseman
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White MI-24 helicopters, with guns, and United Nations painted in big black letters on the side.  The 23mm cannons must be purely for "defensive" purposes?

I always think of Red Dawn when I see these big ugly Russion birds.  Flying tanks, really.

More pics here:


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:30 | 1133529 Deepskyy
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Evil, evil birds!

The Mujhadeen were often cited as having said "we do not fear the Russians, however we do fear their helicopters" when speaking of the Mi 24 HIND.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:39 | 1134248 RollOver
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Those are fixed 30mm cannons, apparently this saves on weight (no turret) enabling more goods/people to be hauled.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:48 | 1133237 nkktwotwozero
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133282 hedgeless_horseman
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:52 | 1133285 redpill
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I didn't know the UN flew Ruskie birds

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:23 | 1134672 Dave Thomas
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And the insignia on the side denotes the Hind hails from Poland.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:41 | 1134535 PenGun
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 Hinds are beastly.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133198 jus_lite_reading
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Gee, I wonder what resouces they have to plunder? Or is this humanitarian work also? LMAO!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:44 | 1133255 Gimp
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They got cocoa. We need our chocolate. Any disruption in supply will cause a dramatic increase in cranky women globally.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:53 | 1133308 SilverIsKing
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And all along I thought Libya was all about oil.  Now I can see things clearly.  Libya IS all about the humanitarian side of things after all.  Our, ummm, the UN activity in the Ivory Coast cleared it up for me.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:58 | 1133331 tmosley
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This is why I have 20 lbs of cocoa powder among my stored supplies.

Starting to think it might not be enough.  You can get a 75 kilo bag of cocoa nuts for about $600.  Might be worth it--it might save your life, EVERY day.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:56 | 1134322 velobabe
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why is chocolate synonymous with woman? i don't like chocolate, makes me feel sick. i do enjoy dark chocolate covered coffee beans†

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:33 | 1133536 Global Hunter
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The guy who won the election is Ougadou or something like that, he is a former UN diplomat and was responsible for selling some Ivorian utilities to French firms for a song back in the 90s.  Ivory Coast has some really decent infrastructure so I'm sure the French and US would love to get their hands on it.  Sorry no links, if I can find I will send along.  A french film maker has done a documentary on it, and France's influence over Uranium production in Niger.  Great railways and ports in Ivory Coast, almost to developed world status I think...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:32 | 1133844 SME MOFO
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I think he also invented the piano key necktie!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133200 kdervin
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Isn't it time to revert "Department of Defense" back to "Department of War?"

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:46 | 1133256 samsara
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133289 redpill
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At least it was an honest characterization

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:02 | 1133354 dogismyth
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what freaking Dept. of Defense?  On 9-11 (as you well know) our country was attacked (yeah, I know...I smile when I say that) and not a single jet fighter or missile was used to intercept.  Imagine that kind of defense.  Trillions spent for what?  Its a fucking joke.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133202 Rodent Freikorps
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This is bullish for Raytheon, right?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:18 | 1133460 cossack55
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wrong. Mikhoyan. 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:35 | 1133551 SilverRhino
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Wrong again, Mil Moscow Helicopter.  That's a Hind, not a MiG.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:43 | 1133578 Rodent Freikorps
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Buy the Czech variant.

Russians still produce nothing but shit.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:58 | 1133677 Long-John-Silver
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Think about this little factoid. NASA is now dependant on Russia for it's Space travel requirements.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133203 tallen
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So not only are they causing the price of oil to explode by invading Libya, but now all the fatties aren't going to be able to afford as much chocolate. Maybe American's will finally revolt as their mars bars go up 50%


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133276 nonclaim
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If there was any real chocolate in it...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133204 NotAllowed
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What is wrong with our country?  Why dont we just invade every country and get it over with?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:51 | 1133281 nkktwotwozero
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It's not "our" country.

Once you realize that, you're freer than 99.X% of 'tards.


Brought to you by Carl's Junior.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:47 | 1133222 AN0NYM0US
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hearkens back to the early 2000's

UN troops accused of 'systematic' rape in Sierra Leone


U.N.Troops Used Serbs' Sex Slaves

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:28 | 1133506 trav7777
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for shits and giggles, which countries were the rapists from?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:11 | 1134409 Sedaeng
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It states in the second link provided:

50 U.N. peacekeepers came to visit. The officers were from Canada, New Zealand, France, Ukraine, and an African country, he said.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:21 | 1136103 AnAnonymous
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The negroes made all the raping. Learn your UScitizenism.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:42 | 1133245 tickhound
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Awaiting the neo-con cheers, and the outrage from the left.

****crickets chirping****

What is it exactly that we've become?!?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:20 | 1133470 cossack55
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The United States of Mercenaries.  Have fun.

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