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Here Comes The Next Leg To The Insane YoYo Formation

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Just out on Bloomberg: GREECE SAYS EU-IMF REVIEW COMPLETED POSITIVELY

Of course, since this is merely another lie, nobody cares, but the robots will likely go nuts with the EURUSD any second.

 

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Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:39 | 1335612 hugovanderbubble
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Ive told sir.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:05 | 1335729 Zedge Hero
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Greece, Spain, PIIGS, US, Japan, We are all screwed.

http://www.youtube.com/user/zedgehero

Weekly News update on the whole mess inspired by the likes of Zero Hedge, let me know what you think.

Sat, 06/04/2011 - 08:23 | 1339002 Loose Caboose
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Two thumbs up.  Great work!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:43 | 1335616 King_of_simpletons
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Why bother about Greece when this country has enough problems ? Greece getting a tiny bailout is not going to solve the gynormous shitpile we are in.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:40 | 1335619 Tyler Durden
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Nothing can solve that. It's too late.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:44 | 1335648 augie
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I think its time for a "YoYo formation" tag

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:49 | 1335683 buzzsaw99
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word.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:23 | 1335798 jus_lite_reading
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TD did you hear about Greeces PM being accused of treason???

 

edit: here

http://fiatsfire.blogspot.com/2011/06/fukushima-fry-day-redux-m63-earthq...

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:36 | 1335884 Hephasteus
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Someone should invent a word for not being able to solve something. Like insoluable or insolvent or something.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:52 | 1335978 The Fonz
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batshitcrazyclusterfuck? Also WTFBBQFISHSTICKS!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:58 | 1335997 Fedophile
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Adj. 1.

unsolvable - not easily solved; "an apparantly insolvable problem"; "public finance...had long presented problems unsolvable or at least unsolved"- C.L.Jones

insolvable, unresolvable, unsoluble

insoluble - admitting of no solution or explanation; "an insoluble doubt"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unsolvable

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:27 | 1336388 leonard1234
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Hey Tyler did you notice Glenn Beck's "news site" linked to you?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/the-ominous-job-growth-chart-that-will-make-your-jaw-drop/

 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 15:31 | 1337214 fuu
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Wow his comment section is like a cross between Little Green Footballs and the Fark politics tab.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:48 | 1335654 Mike2756
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Nonsense! Only 10T more and we'll be home free.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:50 | 1335668 SheepDog-One
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All hinges on Greece minute to minute and some tiny nonsense 'bailout', just ridiculous.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:12 | 1335760 ethnik
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Situation in Europe with Greece its like to be at gas station. Everone wants to relieve-default Greece with one cigaret but everything is soaked in petrol. Europe? who is next?

 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:24 | 1335814 jus_lite_reading
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I love it! Nice analogy...

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:44 | 1335622 jkruffin
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What a complete scam the Euro is,  half of their countries are in default.  Reality will catch up soon enough.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1335730 fuu
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Naw the Dollar is the scam.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:18 | 1335800 jus_lite_reading
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how about all FIAT IS A SCAM!!! GIVE ME GOLD BABY!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:41 | 1335625 donpaulo
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waiting for Godot

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:44 | 1335628 alien-IQ
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fuck it. Tequila it is.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:51 | 1335675 augie
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lol you and baby_blythe should talk.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1335710 BobPaulson
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Right on. Here in Mexico you can buy it on the roadside in 5 litre jugs for a couple hundred pesos.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:04 | 1335748 Silver Dreamer
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Ahh, fuck it indeed.  A little Jameson while continuing to prepare always helps.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:45 | 1335630 hedgeless_horseman
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I knew it was a bad idea putting the joystix option on the eToro forex platform.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:41 | 1335632 BobPaulson
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Ignore.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:42 | 1335637 hugovanderbubble
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Im shorting euro with calm at these levels...with target 1.28-1.32

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:14 | 1335772 A Man without Q...
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As crazy as it may seem, Euro could go much higher. The economic weakness, plus structure of the ECB make deflation more likely, monetization far harder and therefore cash to service the mountain of debts is harder to obtain.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:43 | 1335646 dieyoung
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positively for who exactly?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:47 | 1335647 shushup
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I would have to be the most unlucky person on the planet.

On a morning like this the 3 stocks I am short are all up this morning.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:06 | 1335752 Iam Rich
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Heh...that's just funny.  Had to give you the +1.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:08 | 1335651 Raynja
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More debt will cure their debt problem

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:48 | 1335652 Ecoman11
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Did anyone factor in the 200,000 Greeks about to storm Sygmata Square?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:02 | 1335655 firstdivision
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*dup*

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:48 | 1335657 Hondo
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None of these entities have any credibility.....zero, nada....

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:49 | 1335661 firstdivision
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Isn't that like testing HIV+?  When are they going to inform Germany and France that they should have worn a condom?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:45 | 1335662 donpaulo
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waiting for Godot, methinks

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:46 | 1335664 SergeiTheBig
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Fifteen men (Eurozone) on the dead man's chest (Greece) — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

As a result Greece goes Cuba Libre and proudly introduces a new long-term investment rating: GGG+

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:47 | 1335671 Dr. No
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They have to lie in order to protect the public.  Phew, I feel better.....wait?!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:47 | 1335674 oogs66
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It will be nice once they cave into Greece, then we can talk about Ireland!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:48 | 1335677 Quinvarius
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That is what the world gets in reaction to the USA dragging Greenspan out to shit on the Euro this AM.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1335716 gmrpeabody
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No wait....

Promote him!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:52 | 1335687 Byte Me
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Amplifiers oscillate and oscillators amplify.

The Fed has added plenty of amplification, so the EUR/USD "rings" - but the dollar trend still looks downward..

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:00 | 1335726 rubearish10
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Non-man ISM 54.6!! Yea, those new McDonalds sure can make a difference!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:04 | 1335732 larynx
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From a contrarian point of view i go now long greece 10Y bonds.

For about 1 week, or so...

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07 | 1335745 Peter K
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Socialism es muerte ;)

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:15 | 1336067 Reptil
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Hasta la revolución! siempre..

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:06 | 1335750 Texas Ginslinger
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Volatility is a beautiful thing to a trader.

 

BTFD…

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07 | 1335756 youngman
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We have to save Greece..so when they recover they can buy our Treasuries with all their excess cash

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:13 | 1335771 Itsalie
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Yo yo suits the HFT, 1 ns response time can't be bettered, shanking the small time retail investors trying to go momo would be easy :)

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:14 | 1335775 AldoHux_IV
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Translation: they figured out a way for the banks to divy up the rest of the country and move onto the next victim to rape.  The only thing left is how to get enough police thugs to beat the peasantry into submission.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:42 | 1335896 Stuck on Zero
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That's good news Winthorpe "Buy! Buy! Buy!"

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:10 | 1336061 QEsucks
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Bloomberg:GREECE SAYS EU-IMF REVIEW COMPLETED POSITIVELY FUCKED fixed it.

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