Here Comes The Next Leg To The Insane YoYo Formation

Tyler Durden's picture


Of course, since this is merely another lie, nobody cares, but the robots will likely go nuts with the EURUSD any second.

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Zedge Hero's picture

Greece, Spain, PIIGS, US, Japan, We are all screwed.

Weekly News update on the whole mess inspired by the likes of Zero Hedge, let me know what you think.

Loose Caboose's picture

Two thumbs up.  Great work!

King_of_simpletons's picture

Why bother about Greece when this country has enough problems ? Greece getting a tiny bailout is not going to solve the gynormous shitpile we are in.

Tyler Durden's picture

Nothing can solve that. It's too late.

augie's picture

I think its time for a "YoYo formation" tag

Hephasteus's picture

Someone should invent a word for not being able to solve something. Like insoluable or insolvent or something.

The Fonz's picture

batshitcrazyclusterfuck? Also WTFBBQFISHSTICKS!

Fedophile's picture

Adj. 1.

unsolvable - not easily solved; "an apparantly insolvable problem"; "public finance...had long presented problems unsolvable or at least unsolved"- C.L.Jones

insolvable, unresolvable, unsoluble

insoluble - admitting of no solution or explanation; "an insoluble doubt"

fuu's picture

Wow his comment section is like a cross between Little Green Footballs and the Fark politics tab.

Mike2756's picture

Nonsense! Only 10T more and we'll be home free.

SheepDog-One's picture

All hinges on Greece minute to minute and some tiny nonsense 'bailout', just ridiculous.

ethnik's picture

Situation in Europe with Greece its like to be at gas station. Everone wants to relieve-default Greece with one cigaret but everything is soaked in petrol. Europe? who is next?


jkruffin's picture

What a complete scam the Euro is,  half of their countries are in default.  Reality will catch up soon enough.

fuu's picture

Naw the Dollar is the scam.

jus_lite_reading's picture

how about all FIAT IS A SCAM!!! GIVE ME GOLD BABY!

donpaulo's picture

waiting for Godot

alien-IQ's picture

fuck it. Tequila it is.

augie's picture

lol you and baby_blythe should talk.

BobPaulson's picture

Right on. Here in Mexico you can buy it on the roadside in 5 litre jugs for a couple hundred pesos.

Silver Dreamer's picture

Ahh, fuck it indeed.  A little Jameson while continuing to prepare always helps.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

I knew it was a bad idea putting the joystix option on the eToro forex platform.

hugovanderbubble's picture

Im shorting euro with calm at these levels...with target 1.28-1.32

A Man without Qualities's picture

As crazy as it may seem, Euro could go much higher. The economic weakness, plus structure of the ECB make deflation more likely, monetization far harder and therefore cash to service the mountain of debts is harder to obtain.

dieyoung's picture

positively for who exactly?

shushup's picture

I would have to be the most unlucky person on the planet.

On a morning like this the 3 stocks I am short are all up this morning.

Iam Rich's picture

Heh...that's just funny.  Had to give you the +1.

Raynja's picture

More debt will cure their debt problem

Ecoman11's picture

Did anyone factor in the 200,000 Greeks about to storm Sygmata Square?

Hondo's picture

None of these entities have any, nada....

firstdivision's picture

Isn't that like testing HIV+?  When are they going to inform Germany and France that they should have worn a condom?

donpaulo's picture

waiting for Godot, methinks

SergeiTheBig's picture

Fifteen men (Eurozone) on the dead man's chest (Greece) — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

As a result Greece goes Cuba Libre and proudly introduces a new long-term investment rating: GGG+

Dr. No's picture

They have to lie in order to protect the public.  Phew, I feel better.....wait?!

oogs66's picture

It will be nice once they cave into Greece, then we can talk about Ireland!

Quinvarius's picture

That is what the world gets in reaction to the USA dragging Greenspan out to shit on the Euro this AM.

Byte Me's picture

Amplifiers oscillate and oscillators amplify.

The Fed has added plenty of amplification, so the EUR/USD "rings" - but the dollar trend still looks downward..

rubearish10's picture

Non-man ISM 54.6!! Yea, those new McDonalds sure can make a difference!

larynx's picture

From a contrarian point of view i go now long greece 10Y bonds.

For about 1 week, or so...

Peter K's picture

Socialism es muerte ;)

Reptil's picture

Hasta la revolución! siempre..

Texas Ginslinger's picture

Volatility is a beautiful thing to a trader.