Here Comes The Weapons Of Mass Destruction "Get Out Of Peace" Card Again

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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:09 | 993219 Rodent Freikorps
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How come none of these douche bags can have a simple name, like

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:11 | 993232 lieutenantjohnchard
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some do. baghdad bob.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:42 | 993439 chumbawamba
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Yeah, because Menachem Begin just rolls off the tongue.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 18:31 | 994980 Trundle
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Let's see:

Rothschild's Reuters channels Osama bin Laden with a Saudi National somehow attempting to assassinate George W. Bush (isn't he in Paraguay by now).

FBI, established in 1913, along with Federal Reserve, IRS and ADL, provides backdrop for same.  

I can't even listen to these assholes anymore.



Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:30 | 993692 A Man without Q...
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Khalid actually means immortal, so I guess he won't mind if he gets 100 years.  

What I think is brilliant is he actually emailed to himself a list of targets - we're clearly dealing with a man of towering intellect and devious cunning....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:10 | 993844 chumbawamba
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Or a CIA plant.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:35 | 994217 pods
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And we have a winner!


Thu, 02/24/2011 - 20:12 | 995273 Max Hunter
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Or a CIA plant.

That's pretty much a given.. If not, he'd be the exception to the rule..

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:40 | 993957 HedgeFundLIVE
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lol, Bob.

anyway, interesting take here by the Prez of Israel, saying large tech companies should take up more responsibility for the situation in the Middle East!:

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993220 kentfinance
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how convenient

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:24 | 993327 Azannoth
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It was a Sudi so lets bomb Saudi Ar... no wait Lets bomb Iran!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:32 | 993380 Rodent Freikorps
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We need to go old school. Kill the men, and take lots of war brides.


Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:44 | 993455 chumbawamba
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Maybe if you could get your ass off the carpet and stop playing Call of Duty long enough you might actually realize your wet dreams.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993475 Rodent Freikorps
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What's Call of Duty?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:54 | 993514 aheady
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Nice try.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:56 | 993528 narapoiddyslexia
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What's a wet dream? Oh wait! Right, bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, ... bomb, bomb, Iran.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:16 | 993635 Logans_Run
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It's a good thing Rumsfeld and Chaney don't read this blog. They both would have had orgasmic releases over your post.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:39 | 993743 Hephasteus
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Am I the only one here that wants to chop your balls off and play hackey sack with them?

You do more to make people hate the fucking military than anybody I've ever met.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:13 | 993850 chumbawamba
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For a hackey sack you need something of at least minimal size with some good stuffing.

Maybe just make a small coin purse out of his sack, and use his marbles for snowman eyes.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:31 | 993926 Hephasteus
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Normalcy bias strikes again. I hadn't thought about the teeny nuts factor. He's probably an ex member of blackwater and took steroids for 10 straight years. They are probably the size of english peas by now.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 19:07 | 995077 Rodent Freikorps
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You guys are probably right. When I do contingency planning, when I get to Conflict With US military, or even local LEOs, all I have down is Run Away.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:05 | 993572 ebworthen
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War bride that likes Call of Duty and carpet burns?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:51 | 993499 ZakuKommander
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SO Robert Howard . . .

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:01 | 993543 Shameful
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Ok have to step in here, Howard is one of my favorite authors.  Howard did not write that.  Conan was a good flick, but was not based directly on any of Howard's yarns.

If you want an example of what Conan would do for hot tail I suggest The Frost Giant's Daughter.  Can be found in it's entirety at link.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:31 | 993700 ZakuKommander
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Ok, you caught me.  Directly from the film script.  

Personally, I prefer Burroughs for my pulp fiction, but Howard was superb as well.



Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:52 | 993786 Warrivar
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Steal the women and rape the cattle!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:25 | 994497 Warrivar
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haha some moron had thier delicate sensibilities offended by me. my work for the day is done.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993221 Ragnarok
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Draft all the "patriots" leaving AmeriCorps to watch over the country while they're gone. Hope and Change!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:32 | 993377 tarsubil
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AmeriCorps looks like a great place to get laid by some hippie chicks.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:35 | 993395 Nootropic
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Honestly, yeah.  It is pretty good for that.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993480 firstdivision
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If she is overly hippie, she's all yours.  Probably uses Cherokee hair tampons.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:09 | 993594 ColonelCooper
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There's nothing quite like watching gnats mate in a tangle of armpit hair while you're trying to throw a hump.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 17:19 | 994740 ColonelCooper
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I apologize to whoever junked me.  I'm sure your armpit hair is neatly braided and recently dusted for insects.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:09 | 993222 propellerhead
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WWWIII may have been incited over the weekend.. Are there really any coincidences?

Mr Obama was in the M.E. a few weeks ago and the dominos fall into place. 


Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993233 Mad Max
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WWWIII may have been incited over the weekend

What's the third "W" for?  Wacky, as in "Wacky World War III"?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993249 snowball777
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World Wide Web 3? We need more bandwidth!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:21 | 993306 DaveyJones
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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:36 | 993402 Dr. Porkchop
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Wrestlemania III? No... wait, that already happened.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993478 Common_Cents22
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I think its a vast 3 W conspiracy.


the same people refer to Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant as BW3!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:21 | 993312 Azannoth
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Last time he went to Mexico we had Swine Flu, he goes to the Middle East we get all those revolutions, he should just not get out of bed if would be better for everybody

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:27 | 993346 ciscokid
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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993223 EscapeKey
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Not that I particularly care about politicians, but Obama campaigned on the basis of him NOT being just another corrupt politician...

and then he goes to DC and becomes the biggest whore of them all. He's just about the most despicable I've ever had the misfortune of seeing elected.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:24 | 993323 Fazzie
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 Its the "two party shuffle" at its finest. Good cop bad cop. The only difference between Bush and Obama is a different PR approach.

 Now the GOP is getting all "tea party" and thats their version of "hope and change". People really think the tea party will really give a rats ass for the disenfranchised middle class. Nope, they will still spend like crazy, not do anything about illegal immigration, and the FED along with the wall street syndicate will conduct business as usual.

 The only purpose of these fake populist clowns is to keep votes from anyone else who might actually institute real hope and change. Hope is ok, but change is strictly verboten.


Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:31 | 993375 NOTW777
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stop with this garbage that all politicans are the same.  can you tell the difference between your wife and dog?  you know nothing about the tea party.  first, they are not a political "party."  they are pissed off citizens with no corrupt lobbyist or corporate angles.they care about themeselves, their family and their country.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:33 | 993387 johnQpublic
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thats right

just ask the koch brothers, they'll tell you the same thing


i junk thee

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:43 | 993442 tickhound
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as will the teocon "patriots" fresh off the Freedom Express bus.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:46 | 993464 NOTW777
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r u like 5 years old - these george soros slogans and slurs. get a mind

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:44 | 993448 NOTW777
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weak and lazy argument made by people after the guy they elected screws up.

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