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Here Comes The Weapons Of Mass Destruction "Get Out Of Peace" Card Again

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Reuters reports that authorities have
arrested a 20-year-old Saudi national on charges he tried to use a
weapon of mass destruction and potentially targeted former President
George W. Bush, the Justice Department said on Thursday. Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari, who was
admitted into the United States in 2008 on a student visa, was arrested
in Texas on Wednesday by FBI agents. He was accused of purchasing
chemicals and equipment to make an improvised explosive device, the
Justice Department said. Last time we weapons of imaginary destruction surfaced, Iraq got bombed back to the stoneage. It is so difficult to see where Obama is going with this...

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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:09 | 993219 Rodent Freikorps
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How come none of these douche bags can have a simple name, like
Bob?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:11 | 993232 lieutenantjohnchard
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some do. baghdad bob.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:42 | 993439 chumbawamba
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Yeah, because Menachem Begin just rolls off the tongue.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 18:31 | 994980 Trundle
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Let's see:

Rothschild's Reuters channels Osama bin Laden with a Saudi National somehow attempting to assassinate George W. Bush (isn't he in Paraguay by now).

FBI, established in 1913, along with Federal Reserve, IRS and ADL, provides backdrop for same.  

I can't even listen to these assholes anymore.

 

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:30 | 993692 A Man without Q...
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Khalid actually means immortal, so I guess he won't mind if he gets 100 years.  

What I think is brilliant is he actually emailed to himself a list of targets - we're clearly dealing with a man of towering intellect and devious cunning....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:10 | 993844 chumbawamba
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Or a CIA plant.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:35 | 994217 pods
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And we have a winner!

pods

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 20:12 | 995273 Max Hunter
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Or a CIA plant.

That's pretty much a given.. If not, he'd be the exception to the rule..

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:40 | 993957 HedgeFundLIVE
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lol, Bob.

anyway, interesting take here by the Prez of Israel, saying large tech companies should take up more responsibility for the situation in the Middle East!:

http://www.hedgefundlive.com/blog/facebook-and-i-guess-google-should-finish-what-they-started-in-the-middle-east

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993220 kentfinance
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how convenient

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:24 | 993327 Azannoth
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It was a Sudi so lets bomb Saudi Ar... no wait Lets bomb Iran!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:32 | 993380 Rodent Freikorps
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We need to go old school. Kill the men, and take lots of war brides.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:44 | 993455 chumbawamba
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Maybe if you could get your ass off the carpet and stop playing Call of Duty long enough you might actually realize your wet dreams.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993475 Rodent Freikorps
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What's Call of Duty?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:54 | 993514 aheady
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Nice try.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:56 | 993528 narapoiddyslexia
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What's a wet dream? Oh wait! Right, bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, ... bomb, bomb, Iran.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:16 | 993635 Logans_Run
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It's a good thing Rumsfeld and Chaney don't read this blog. They both would have had orgasmic releases over your post.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:39 | 993743 Hephasteus
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Am I the only one here that wants to chop your balls off and play hackey sack with them?

You do more to make people hate the fucking military than anybody I've ever met.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:13 | 993850 chumbawamba
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For a hackey sack you need something of at least minimal size with some good stuffing.

Maybe just make a small coin purse out of his sack, and use his marbles for snowman eyes.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:31 | 993926 Hephasteus
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Normalcy bias strikes again. I hadn't thought about the teeny nuts factor. He's probably an ex member of blackwater and took steroids for 10 straight years. They are probably the size of english peas by now.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 19:07 | 995077 Rodent Freikorps
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You guys are probably right. When I do contingency planning, when I get to Conflict With US military, or even local LEOs, all I have down is Run Away.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:05 | 993572 ebworthen
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War bride that likes Call of Duty and carpet burns?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:51 | 993499 ZakuKommander
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SO Robert Howard . . .

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:01 | 993543 Shameful
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Ok have to step in here, Howard is one of my favorite authors.  Howard did not write that.  Conan was a good flick, but was not based directly on any of Howard's yarns.

If you want an example of what Conan would do for hot tail I suggest The Frost Giant's Daughter.  Can be found in it's entirety at link.

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Frost_Giant%27s_Daughter

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:31 | 993700 ZakuKommander
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Ok, you caught me.  Directly from the film script.  

Personally, I prefer Burroughs for my pulp fiction, but Howard was superb as well.

 

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:52 | 993786 Warrivar
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Steal the women and rape the cattle!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:25 | 994497 Warrivar
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haha some moron had thier delicate sensibilities offended by me. my work for the day is done.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993221 Ragnarok
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Draft all the "patriots" leaving AmeriCorps to watch over the country while they're gone. Hope and Change!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AmeriCorps

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:32 | 993377 tarsubil
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AmeriCorps looks like a great place to get laid by some hippie chicks.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:35 | 993395 Nootropic
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Honestly, yeah.  It is pretty good for that.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993480 firstdivision
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If she is overly hippie, she's all yours.  Probably uses Cherokee hair tampons.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:09 | 993594 ColonelCooper
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There's nothing quite like watching gnats mate in a tangle of armpit hair while you're trying to throw a hump.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 17:19 | 994740 ColonelCooper
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I apologize to whoever junked me.  I'm sure your armpit hair is neatly braided and recently dusted for insects.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:09 | 993222 propellerhead
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WWWIII may have been incited over the weekend.. Are there really any coincidences?

Mr Obama was in the M.E. a few weeks ago and the dominos fall into place. 

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993233 Mad Max
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WWWIII may have been incited over the weekend

What's the third "W" for?  Wacky, as in "Wacky World War III"?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993249 snowball777
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World Wide Web 3? We need more bandwidth!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:21 | 993306 DaveyJones
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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:36 | 993402 Dr. Porkchop
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Wrestlemania III? No... wait, that already happened.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:48 | 993478 Common_Cents22
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I think its a vast 3 W conspiracy.

 

the same people refer to Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant as BW3!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:21 | 993312 Azannoth
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Last time he went to Mexico we had Swine Flu, he goes to the Middle East we get all those revolutions, he should just not get out of bed if would be better for everybody

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:27 | 993346 ciscokid
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+100

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993223 EscapeKey
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Not that I particularly care about politicians, but Obama campaigned on the basis of him NOT being just another corrupt politician...

and then he goes to DC and becomes the biggest whore of them all. He's just about the most despicable I've ever had the misfortune of seeing elected.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:24 | 993323 Fazzie
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 Its the "two party shuffle" at its finest. Good cop bad cop. The only difference between Bush and Obama is a different PR approach.

 Now the GOP is getting all "tea party" and thats their version of "hope and change". People really think the tea party will really give a rats ass for the disenfranchised middle class. Nope, they will still spend like crazy, not do anything about illegal immigration, and the FED along with the wall street syndicate will conduct business as usual.

 The only purpose of these fake populist clowns is to keep votes from anyone else who might actually institute real hope and change. Hope is ok, but change is strictly verboten.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:31 | 993375 NOTW777
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stop with this garbage that all politicans are the same.  can you tell the difference between your wife and dog?  you know nothing about the tea party.  first, they are not a political "party."  they are pissed off citizens with no corrupt lobbyist or corporate angles.they care about themeselves, their family and their country.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:33 | 993387 johnQpublic
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thats right

just ask the koch brothers, they'll tell you the same thing

 

i junk thee

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:43 | 993442 tickhound
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as will the teocon "patriots" fresh off the Freedom Express bus.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:46 | 993464 NOTW777
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r u like 5 years old - these george soros slogans and slurs. get a mind

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:44 | 993448 NOTW777
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weak and lazy argument made by people after the guy they elected screws up.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:52 | 993509 Vergeltung
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don't waste your time with that here man. FWIW, I'm with ya.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:02 | 993554 NOTW777
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ironic that ZHers should be free thinkers but theres a group that repeat the same old tired mantras over and over. when tyler criticizes financial corruption a certain segment who hates everything US is attracted like moths to a flame.  also gets old to see all these people who adored and voted for obama now complain and accuse all politicans

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:40 | 993745 Arthor Bearing
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You are generalizing fiercely! The tea party was started as a grassroots movement (during the GWB administration, not as a Republican movement at all) but it was co-opted by the Republicans and neutered so it is no longer capable of actually changing anything. We're past political solutions now. The only thing the tea party has succeeded in accomplishing is making Sarah Palin very wealthy. 

Real change will not come from votes. Luckily no revolution will be necessary to take down this government, you just have to be a good enough swimmer not to get sucked down into the vortex when this boat sinks.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:32 | 993929 Jim in MN
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Like when they sent Pat Buchanan down to take care of those bad Perot people.  Back in the day, man.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:39 | 994234 NOTW777
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wow - what a plan you have - swim the vortex - ok

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:01 | 993548 AZSovreign
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Really!!?!  then why did the "Tea Party" members vote for the Patriot Act extension?? hmmm?

 

Stop playing the politico game of divide and conquer it is us vs them!

Red vs Blue, neither are for you..

Left vs Right, there both a blight..

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:04 | 993568 NOTW777
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really. so r u going to curl up in the fetal position next to your toilet?  you live in a world of politicans.  if you cant discern the difference than prepare to be abused and dominated

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:20 | 993649 Cow
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+1000

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:47 | 993767 NOTW777
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look at these soros paid junkers - their world is falling apart. LOL a quarter a junk and free koolaid

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:57 | 994038 pods
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Haha, if you CAN discern any difference, let us all know.

pods

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:42 | 994244 NOTW777
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cant throw pearls to swine

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 19:05 | 995072 Heavy
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Hmm, honest passion or cave inhabiting animal (funny, CIA/troll= cave inhabiting animal, has that already been invented?)?  Only time will tell.  Anything not revolutionary is a failed fractional measure.  The Tea Party is not revolutionary.  The people that believe in the Tea Party, and show up to protests, may be revolutionaries.  However, as with most revolutionaries their leadership is fatally flawed.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:20 | 993651 Fazzie
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 Sure the people are pissed. Im certain they, like most folks care about their country. I would love to see politicians protect the borders, enforce the law ande get the hell out of our lives.

  But the tea party got absorbed by the discredited GOP looking for a way to get back in power and they want to put their "hope and change clown, Sarah Palin, in charge.

  Sarah Palin is just another Obama. Big inspirational speeches of hope and change, while behind closed doors, business as usual.

  Thats just my opinion based on a lot of "throw the bums out" backlash whereby the former bums from before slink back in.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:30 | 993691 NOTW777
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well I dont begrduge you ur opinion but "hope and change" is from obama and its strange that you would try and pin that on sarah palin.  it sounds like you dont know sarah palin.

she had great success in alaska, fought corruption in the Republican party and had to stand up to good ole boy cronism. she also fought big oil companies and turned the state around.  she has been vilified by the main stream press which only focuses on personal attack.  read her book, research her actual record.  if you are a true ZHers it should raise your suspicion that the MSM hate her so much. unlike obama she has actual experience.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:46 | 993991 weinerdog43
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"...unlike obama she has actual experience."

Oh, ho, ho, ho,...whew...that's a good one. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:01 | 994053 pods
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I saw that little flag in her office.  That told me all I need to know about her.

pods

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:42 | 994251 NOTW777
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deep analysis

did u see obama in all 57 states

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:26 | 994175 stranglhold
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"well I dont begrduge you ur opinion but "hope and change" is from obama and its strange that you would try and pin that on sarah palin.  it sounds like you dont know sarah palin."

LOL...

Does she fulfill your desire to affiliate?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:44 | 994259 NOTW777
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so you cant answer on the merits?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:44 | 994587 stranglhold
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Sounds like you've found someone in which to place your own hope for change. Not much factual... loads of opinion.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:45 | 994589 stranglhold
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dbl post

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:19 | 994460 Warrivar
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I wont even bother explaining to you why those who run the banking cartels are the true masters of this world. what did you just think that one day *poof* all the kings nobles and queens of the world just vanished and democracy was put in place? it doesnt matter who gets into power because if they dont tow the line thier masters will blow thier brains out. did it not occur to you for one second that maybe the situation in the middle east with all the puppet dictators is the same in the first world? give your head a shake kid.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:51 | 993783 samsara
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44 'Tea Party Caucus' Members voted to renew Patriot Act

Fourty four out of the 52 Republican members the official 'Tea Party Caucus' voted to renew expiring provisions of the Patriot Act on February 8th.

http://www.examiner.com/la-county-libertarian-in-los-angeles/44-tea-party-caucus-members-voted-to-renew-patriot-act

nough said...

Meet the new boss.... 

I want the Maverick and the MILF....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:07 | 993825 Think for yourself
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Sadly, there are much more close-minded people than open-minded people.

While open-minded people usually pick ideas 1 at a time, based on rational authority - contrast them with already-held beliefs and then revise their mental edifice according to this new information, whether that means strengthening the current belief system or throwing it to the ground.

On the other hand, close-minded people tend to pick ideas based on arbitrary authority, integrating wholesale groups of ideas from a given entity in a crude, yet very enduring mental edifice. Internal coherence of beliefs from a specific authority is very rarely examined.

(Of course, this is an oversimplification, as this should be presented as two continuums, that is, readiness to overhaul the mental edifice, and susceptibility to arbitrary/rational authority - which are somewhat closely correlated)

A corollary is that close-minded people are very easily manipulated to support an idea by proxy, since they will rarely examine the legitimacy of ideas put forward by their favored authority(ies) yet maintain their implicit support for it.

This is what has happened with the tea party - anyone who still identifies with it is a globalist tool by now. It garnered a lot of support from its grassroots appearances and a lot of media spin by being at the right place at the right time, and saying the right things.

But the movement has long since been co-opted in parroting populist variations of globocrat New Right policies. People who "identify" with the Tea Party do so because of their irrational attachment to its authority and/or because of a general misunderstanding/failure to examine the new ideas put forth by it.

I urge you to take care about these things: for instance, you defend the Tea Party as a self-organised movement of "pissed off citizens with no corrupt lobbyist or corporate angles". While that may have been true for the first few days/weeks/months, it has not been in a long time now.

See what happened? While you legitimately identified/lent rational authority to the people taking part in that movement, it has kept evolving. Its rationale, values and goals have been ever so slightly shifted until it was no longer a threat to the establishment, yet many people have not noticed that shift. The next step was for the MSM to keep building up on the "intellectual identity" of that entity - instead of capitalizing on the truly unifying factor - critical thinkers coming to their ideas and values independently, reaching the same conclusions and then uniting - they focused on the self-appointed leaders parroting establishment viewpoints. This is what the Tea Party is now.

If you keep extrapolating implicit support for the Tea Party from your earlier support of the critical-minded patriots who got it started - without examining the Party's contemporary contribution to the political debate - you WILL be used as a tool.

 

Keep your heads up,

THINK FOR YOURSELF

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:59 | 994045 mojine
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+++++++ nailed it - think for yourself - amen

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 17:02 | 994665 Calmyourself
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Look you confused twenty two tools, so far..  Don't bother pointing out the differences, the tribal norm here is that there is no difference and if there are they cannot be pointed out..  Do not violate tribal norms, get with the program.  Between you and me on the down low of course there are major differences.  Have many people been seduced and captured by the kleptocracy yes, but the differences are still there. Seriously though, keep this quiet, QT.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 19:12 | 995097 BenLightYear
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yeah its not like they are covered in soros stink

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:45 | 993458 greyghost
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fazzie.....fake "POPULIST" clowns...couldn't have said it better....+1,000

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:24 | 993665 Fazzie
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 Why thank you. Sorry you had to take a junk for agreeing. The tea party hates to be called mainstream. They fully expect their detractors to be ardent liberal democrats. Being disgusted with both parties is a bit too radical.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:37 | 993719 samsara
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Carroll Quiqley on the Two Party System   "The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one perhaps of the Right, and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy... But either party in office becomes in time corrupt, tired, unenterprising, and vigorless. Then it should be possible to replace it, every four years if necessary, by the other party, which will be none of these things but will still pursue, with new vigor, approximately the same policies". -- Carroll Quigley, "Tragedy and Hope", 1966, p. 1247-48
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:41 | 993432 kaiten
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yes, he campaigned a lot of things ....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:28 | 994512 Warrivar
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typical of any politician

"Im not a crook, really im an honest guy/gal, give me a chance."

then they get in and their supporters become apologists or deniers for 4-8 years then it's the other side's turn to play the blame game when really who is to blame is themselves for not even bothering to look beyond what the idiot box feeds them.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993224 Mad Max
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Where is Obama going with this, you ask?

"We must invade Texas, kill the infidels, find their WMDs and seize their oil!"

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993257 Dr. Richard Head
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+99.41

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993229 Dr. Porkchop
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It's funny how when a Saudi terrorist does something, another country altogether is bombed into oblivion.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993246 Mad Max
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Astute observation.  This may be our justification to wage war on Persia.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:20 | 993307 Harmonious_Diss...
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North Korea actually has Nukes, it didn't warrent invasion, at least we seem to let them rock WMD's

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:25 | 993337 Snidley Whipsnae
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We don't attack anyone that has nuclear weapons...even if they have only a few.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:25 | 993336 WaterWings
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Collateral Invasion.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:30 | 993370 Shameful
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That's only because the average American could not pick out any ME nation on a map...hell maybe not even pick out the US on a map.  So really to the average American it's some foreigner did something so invade some foreign nation.

On the plus side they can ramble off a rather impressive array of football stats, statistics, and rosters from memory.  Win some, lose some.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:36 | 993403 Harmonious_Diss...
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Yeppie, I sure can't find this "Middle East" place anywhere on my world map:

http://www.msxnet.org/humour/america

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:37 | 993408 Dr. Porkchop
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That's because the kids of America have a woefully poor level of access to maps!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:46 | 993461 WaterWings
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We need The Teleprompter to address this issue or risk our children choosing a life of drugs and/or teenage pregnancy.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:50 | 993486 NOTW777
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he and michelle are busy planning the next party

 

http://detnews.com/article/20110216/ENT04/102160391/1022/rss10

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:55 | 993518 Vergeltung
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somehow, I think that optics on that will scream BAD TIMING!  ;-)

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:15 | 993619 iDealMeat
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    P-\       (txt based facepalm)

 

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 21:12 | 995461 StychoKiller
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Gee, will that include a tour of Contemporary Detroit?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:30 | 993690 Confused
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Thats what I've heard from a trust worthy source. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:39 | 993739 Cui Bono
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Gawd, what is wrong with ZH... Hello, ME? Invade ME?
Maine is a state... Anything you want from ME you can order from the LLBean catalog- no need to even go there...

C "Iwenttocollegealot"B

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:11 | 993231 tickhound
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"Peak Bullshit"

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:11 | 993238 tmosley
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Is far, far away, in the future.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993248 Mad Max
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No, we'll never run out of bullshit.  I'm 100% certain of that.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993253 snowball777
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Cue self-fulfilling prophecy.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:43 | 993437 APC
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"Peak" as in peak oil does not mean running out.  It just means not being able to expand production, and personally, I don't see how they can continue to expand the production of the bullshit for much longer...

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:59 | 993538 Mad Max
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I'm aware that "peak" in the oil context means extraction rates.  I believe we are far away from the peak daily volume of bullshit from the elites clinging to their lies.  Although more and more of them are resembling Baghdad Bob lately, especially Geithner.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:32 | 993705 samsara
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Bullshit is something like a gas,  It expands to fit it's container.   We have a lot of room left.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 16:57 | 994642 stranglhold
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lol, just like oil it is difficult to quantify just how much bullshit there really is at any given time.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:11 | 993235 tmosley
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He was found to be in possession of Mentos, Pop Rocks, and Diet Coke, a deadly combination.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:19 | 993294 cowdiddly
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Toilet Duck, Tin foil balls in a sealed pop bottle. Shaken, not stirred. Now who are we going to invade next! Those damn Mujehadden are building WMD in Pakistan. "I can see clearly now the rain has gone"

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:20 | 993304 tmosley
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I just read the link on Drudge.  This was in Lubbock!

Hopefully they won't be coming after me next.  I had terrible gas last time I flew.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:58 | 993531 aheady
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lolol

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:12 | 993243 Misean
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Boy that's an inflation indicator. A WMD is now a molotov cocktail. I wonder when the only use of c-notes will be for fuses...

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:25 | 993341 Dr. Porkchop
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Weapon of Moderate Destruction?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:30 | 993687 samsara
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Ya, but they're powerful.  This was the QUART size bottle, not the normal PINT size molotov

Next,  Watch'em bring down a 50 story building into it's own footprint with a bottle rocket.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993247 No One
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must.......stay......afraid.....and.....buy.....ipad....and...buy...chevy malibu..

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993254 Mad Max
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Goooood little sheepsumer, you understand your purpose in life.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:18 | 993285 Dr. Richard Head
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Now, the American people have got to go about their business. We cannot let the terrorists achieve the objective of frightening our nation to the point where we don't conduct business, where people don't shop.

  • George W. Bush, press conference (11 October 2001), in Public papers of the Presidents of the United States, 2001
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:23 | 993319 Harmonious_Diss...
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This is all a real downer, say did anyone catch American Idol last night?? That's a great show! Hurray. <puke>

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:40 | 993424 No One
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I missed it. I was preparing to watch the NFL Combines all day today by gathering as much information as I could about those kids. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:47 | 993468 WaterWings
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I like Bieber's new haircut.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:56 | 993521 Dr. Richard Head
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I was manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination - Clerks.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:07 | 993578 TheDriver
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I've actually done that for a Bullmastiff breeder. It took 5 people to jerk off a 130 pound male into a silicone funnel and then hold the bitch up for insemination. Good times.

Don't get me started on the Jorgensen Accu-Jack and cattle. My god that's disturbing/fun.

http://www.jorvet.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/28/products_id/3157

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:51 | 993780 Dr. Richard Head
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Just when you thought you have heard it all...I have many questions regarding this, but I am just going to shut my pie hole.  HAHA

$2,250 is pretty heft for a handy, but I guess it is no different than those real dolls.  Either way, these tow options seem cheaper than marriage or hookers.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:53 | 993790 Ms. Erable
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That's right! Frightening the American people is the federal government's job, not the job of some bastard wearing a turban and sandals!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:13 | 993252 Byte Me
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Would have thought that a Libyan national would have provided a much easier target proposition.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:14 | 993256 demsco
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Libya and then Saudi Arabia to keep the peace. It is done as I posted before.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:14 | 993261 Golden monkey
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Innocents in prison are part of the (pig) game. The pigs even hacksaw Ayrton Senna race car steering column. Thank God, most of these pigs are beating elders in the hospital (or put them in bubble bath boiling water). The Canadians RCMP are the worst, using lying faggots as absolute evidence.
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:15 | 993264 gordengeko
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Quick BTFD before the weekend and hold!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:15 | 993266 SayTabserb
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So Jumping Ahead, as George Costanza used to say when Kramer had a brainstorm...you're thinking, what? Obama is going to use this as a pretext for invading Saudi Arabia, saving the King, and seizing the oil fields? Could be the guy was just buying stuff for a UT-Austin chem lab experiment.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:34 | 993388 Cpl Hicks
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Hey, Mohammed Mulla's one of my friends, too!

Seriously, Barry the POTUS will probably give him an extra Pell Grant and put him on the short list for the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:16 | 993272 MarkD
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We need Donald to explain what is going on..........

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:16 | 993281 gordengeko
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Nice.  Classic "for the sheeple" quote.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:16 | 993283 snowball777
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There's no way to properly gauge the extent of what Rummy doesn't know.

Love the avatar, BTW.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:25 | 993335 tmosley
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I think these guys did a better job: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAEadw3AmEs&feature=related

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:28 | 993350 clymer
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he certainly didn't know about that third obscure building...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEspfV4xzo

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:28 | 993360 Snidley Whipsnae
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'There are known knowns.' Not for Rummy... he didn't know a damn thing.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:10 | 993596 Snidley Whipsnae
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'But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.'

As it turned out the idiocy of the neo cons and their administration was an unknown unknown.

Who knew Brush, Chainy, Rummy and Condo were a bunch of clueless fools? Who knew they were a flock of black swans landing upon America? ...and when those azz hats got reelected I knew it was all over.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:44 | 993760 Cow
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Actually, his logic is sound. Don't pull a muscle trying to figure it out.  It's not rocket surgery, you know.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:15 | 993276 snowball777
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A Saudi buying anything in Texas would raise suspicion (he clearly intended to use these Slim Jims for terror).

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:29 | 993689 Agent P
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Not if he was disguised as a Mexican.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:16 | 993278 props2009
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Moody says: US Could miss interest payment?

http://dawnwires.com/investment-news/moody-says-us-could-miss-interest-p...

 

Can someone please confirm this as both dawnwires and ransquak are reporting it....

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:26 | 993352 No One
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the next time Moody's is out in front of anything would be the 1st time.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:17 | 993286 buzzsaw99
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A saudi on a student visa, so unusual, how the hell did homeland security crack that caper? Grope me at the airport bitchez!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 21:23 | 995490 StychoKiller
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Buzzsaw99 FTW!!  ROFLMAO!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:18 | 993288 oh_bama
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WOW!!

THAT IS WAY TOO dangerous!!

We have to get the troops ready and fight AL QAEDA!!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:17 | 993289 DB Cooper
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Gubmint:  We'd better double up on the Patriot Act.  Obviously the serfs have too much freedom.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:18 | 993293 Rodent Freikorps
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Did you mean weapon of mass Distraction?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 13:01 | 993551 aheady
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Yes! Perfect.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:18 | 993295 haskelslocal
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"Chemicals and equipment". What amount of material constitutes "mass" anyway? If he had a bottle of hydrogen peroixide and a D-battery, is that big enough to do something massively destructive?

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