Here Is How Your New, Soon To Be Worthless Money, Will Look Like

Tyler Durden's picture

Judging by Ben Bernanke's recent abnormal behavior, we are quite confident the Fed forgot to add at least three zeroes to the latest version of the Benjamins. Here is how the government is spending money to recreate old money, just so it can print even more money.

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Cursive's picture

Know it is real.

Lulz.  From the Treserve no less!  Hey, its missing a picture of a toilet seat.  It's also missing about 10 zeros.

lsbumblebee's picture

The bell does sort of look like a bed pan.

Cursive's picture

LOL.  Very symbolic.  You know how there's a spider web on the old 20 (haven't looked in a while)?  This is a sign.  The FRB is crapping on our liberties and laughing about it.

faustian bargain's picture

Did you notice the "it's" is spelled "its"? i guess they're not big on attending to the details there. I wonder what other errors there are.

Eally Ucked's picture

The only thing I know, it will be plastic to discourage all those critics of paper currency.

Cookie's picture

It will make great arse wipe...washable and re-usable!!

WaterWings's picture

Especially with Geithner's name on it.

glenlloyd's picture

it will be dispensed in roll form and perforated. the big question is whether it will be moistened with oil to keep from scratching delicate posterior areas.

Sancho Ponzi's picture

To ensure long-term value, they should use weed rather than traditional paper/fiber. 

Mont Bleu's picture

pretty smart comment actually! no one could call it a fiat currency any longer if they did so

monsterfiver's picture

Too many "Supernotes" in circulation?

Fritz's picture

Who would have thought that Zimbabwe would be a trendsetter?

Eduardo's picture

WOW very cool ! It looks as good as gold and it restored my faith in Ben Bernanke

jkruffin's picture

Where is the Hussein $3 bill?  I know they got ink to print that baby!!  LOL


Just think, if I put one Obama $3 bill, with two George $1 bills,  I can rent me a Lincoln from Timmy "Treasury" Geithner for .005% interest.  Sweet!

buzzsaw99's picture

How am I supposed to wipe my ass with that?

Eally Ucked's picture

Traditional way, results not guarantied. You can use bidet for final finish.

Miss Expectations's picture


For now you can use Wet $1's.

buzzsaw99's picture

Yeah, and when they do away with ones I can scrape myass with those brass plated quarter looking things. Good idea.

Pure Evil's picture

And please remember the sage words of singer Sheryl Crow to only use one Federal Reserve Note to wipe that ass so that you can do your part to help save the environment.

Attitude_Check's picture

Can't have folks counterfitting currency, and passing it on to us 'rubes.  Unless you are the Fed of course!

jkruffin's picture

Just got off the phone with the FED,  they said they can't make the $3 Obama bill, because they don't have any BLACK ink, all they got is RED!!  LOL

raydevereaux's picture

what makes ya think we will have any money?  Will GS allow that?

Mae Kadoodie's picture

Is that Benjamin Franknanke with the Mona Lisa smile?

potatomafia's picture

Um, what is the point of this new money??  To prevent counterfitors? HA!! 


I am not the least bit worried about my neighbor printing money, but I am pissed about the Federal Reserve/Governmnet.


Know its features, know its real?  WTF is real about it? 

Trying to instill confidence in the sheeple and its disgusting. 


Obey the money masters.

Cursive's picture

There is too much truth in this post.

Pure Evil's picture

They can put all the saftey features on it they want, won't stop the check-out girl at K-Mart from marking it with a black felt tip pen every time you present it to her for payment of store items.

Hansel's picture

This yahoo article says,

"It's part of an effort to stay ahead of counterfeiters as technology becomes more sophisticated and more dollars flow overseas..."

Would the overseas dollars have anything to do with the pallets of money we sent to Iraq? (someone help me out and post the picture)


DosZap's picture

"It's part of an effort to stay ahead of counterfeiters as technology becomes more sophisticated and more dollars flow overseas..."

With over two thirds of all US currency already overseas, what's the point?.

potatomafia's picture

"It's part of an effort to stay ahead of counterfeiters as technology becomes more sophisticated and more dollars flow overseas..."


This is a very misleading statement...  They are the counterfeiters, the people are the ones who should decide how to store and exchange their labor/productivity, HELLO!?

All of us at zero already know this, but out in the real world we have a very long uphill battle to change the minds of the majority out there.

chumbawamba's picture

All of us at zero already know this...

Do not assume this, you'll be disappointed.

I am Chumbawamba.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture


You statement carries so much truth. It is a terrible mistake to assume that two people exposed to the same information will assimilate and regurgitate it in the same manner. We all have the tendency to use what information fits our hopefully ever changing world view and discard the rest because it doesn't "fit".

I talked about this in my article about the consciousness, about the need to hold our world view gently like a butterfly rather than a heavy sack of potatoes, which we must hold tightly. If we are light with our touch, we can quickly and easily let go of our worldview for needed modifications and expansions and then just as easily pick it back up again to be used to further our understanding. We would all be surprised how much we miss/block on a daily basis. Alas, even this idea will be blocked by most.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

CD, the what if.. question comes again.

The US may impose substitution and retiring of the old notes with a deadline. Oh Shit! moment arround the world.

Think of all the problems. How do you explain to your bank about the suitcase with 100k?

Turn all cash into silver and gold now.

SWRichmond's picture

That's a recipe for hyperinflation and they know it; all of those bills coming rushing home.

vanderrook's picture


Beat me to the obvoius comment: The Feds are the only ones who are counterfeiting...much worse than any [other] gang could...

DosZap's picture

I do not see where that's a viable explanation, since 2/3rds+ of all printed US Currency is OUTSIDE the USA now.

Amish Hacker's picture

Am I just being picky, or should someone at this level of government know the difference between "its" and "it's?"

Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in our financial overlords, not that anybody should be feeling any.

dark pools of soros's picture

no one really cares about grammer/spelling...  and who cares about math either in this economy?

Real Estate Geek's picture

Gotta love that ironic spelling of grammar!

(Sorry, but I couldn't resist.)

crowned's picture

The government actually has a website called "Money Factory"!!!  At least they aren't trying to hide their intentions. 

crowned's picture

The government actually has a website called "Money Factory"!!!  At least they aren't trying to hide their intentions. 

crowned's picture


The government actually has a website called "Money Factory"!!!  At least they aren't trying to hide their intentions. 


Pure Evil's picture

Ah, three in a row.

Wonder if I junked you on one of them if it would show up on the other two?


dark pools of soros's picture

i'm trading all my gold for these!!!!!

SWRichmond's picture

This is a recurring PR confidence-building stunt that Treasury does to show people just how "special" their "money" is.  Pure theater.  See not the "message", but the embedded message: "Your money is special!  It's sophisticated!  It's modern!  TRUST IT!"

Pure Evil's picture

As Sheryl Crow says, one square a day makes the hemmorids go away.

Actually, with a $100 USD, you'd have to cut it in have to save money.

chumbawamba's picture

And there you have it.

I love how the $100 is printed in "GOLD"!!!

Oooooooooooh!  I'm mesmerized.  So makes me want to OWN and HOLD Federal Reserve Notes for the power and prestige they will bring to me when the SHTF.

Anyway, this is all for naught, as long as the old $100 bill without all the fancy bullshit is still accepted as legal tender.

And they know this.

This is panic.  Desperation.  Pathetic.

I am Chumbawamba.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Ahh, it is a nice looking banknote, but now I will be forced to flush out my old ones for gold (and get new FRNs from the bank when available).

Wonder how much longer the OLD $100 bills will be good for.

They saved the best for last.  Wish they did like Europe, printed 500 Euro (for us $) notes, save some space...

Well, when I'm back, it's off to the gold store again...  At least I now have my wife on board.

I am in Italy for now.

And you are not.

Sancho Ponzi's picture

Maybe they're making it trackable to limit tax revenue losses resulting from the expansion of the underground and black market economies.

Internet Tough Guy's picture

Monopoly money, and the Fed is banker and owns all the real state. Game over, man. Game over.

Biff Malibu's picture

18 days???  I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, but we'll be lucky to last 18 hours!  We're screwed man!  We're all screwed!