Here We Go Again: Goldman Subpoenaed

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Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:42 | 1332025 SheepDog-One
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1 govt again trying to sue the other govt...let's see how it plays out!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:43 | 1332030 johny2
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Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:48 | 1332042 DeadFred
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Last time this happened two just before the top but this time a day after it tanks. Is this evidence Goldman is now frontrunning the legal system?

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:21 | 1332123 Careless Whisper
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the story reads so much better with this music playing in the background.


btw the phrase  "dead on the money" means bullseye


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:39 | 1332026 DavidC
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You have to admit though, Tyler, that it makes very entertaining viewing, in a perverse way, watching the Goldman boys with their obvious lies on CSpan.


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:43 | 1332031 augie
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I must say, express has come a long way in their suit construction.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:41 | 1332035 youngman
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another 50 Million penalty...or fine...ooops I mean settlement for a trillion dollar crime...alll is good in squidland

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:51 | 1332521 Harlequin001
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The Fed hasn't spent the last three years stuffing this company with money through one sided bond trades to have some legal bod take it out over some mere legal matter...

$50 million is ample compensation for mere criminal activity when the survival of the entire western financial system is at stake.

These guys are patriots for christs' sake...


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:41 | 1332036 John McCloy
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Perhaps that was the true reason for yesterday's sell off. Wall St throwing a warning tantrum either over the theater debt ceiling vote or the GS subpeona. We all know it was not the ADP report since data is always ignored.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:53 | 1332065 augie
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I dont go to see the pictures anymore, the theater being played out right now in politics and business is far more entertaining than any jerry bruckhimmer production i've ever seen. Maybe not david lynch status yet, but give it time.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:42 | 1332039 espirit
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Well brag about their commodities spec trades in this mornings WSJ, and see where that leads.

Next- JPMC, HSBC, et al.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:43 | 1332040 Vincent Vega
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Which is the dog and which is the pony?

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:48 | 1332045 Temporalist
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Goldman down 3.5% after subpoena report. -Bloomberg

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:45 | 1332047 libertus
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Could it be that various factions in the government are starting to fight among themselves? As the government collapses, the numbers of groups fighting for the leftovers will be epic. Goldman may find itself isolated as more groups defect from their camp to save themselves. All is not sunshine, lollypops and rainbows in Washington. They know the jig is up. 

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:22 | 1332146 Alienated Serf
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states and feds always fight.  who do you think shut down spitzer for messing too much ith wall street.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:49 | 1332050 rayban
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Wasn't a similar GS legal event the trigger that started thethe April 2010 sell-off, and eventually led to the flash-crash? GS stock reaction today very important.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:47 | 1332054 silvertrain
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Flash Crash imminent..

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:50 | 1332055 GeneMarchbanks
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I've seen this show- great title, amazing preview and a plot that goes nowhere!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:13 | 1332130 citrine
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Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:51 | 1332058 Dr. Engali
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Die squid die. My put options are looking pretty good right now.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:56 | 1332075 augie
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i'm in the same boat, i have 10X jun 11' 1310, 10X jul 11' 1180, and 50X dec 11' 600

if you dont mind me asking, what is your target? i'm looking for an exit on my jun/jul puts. Nice to know what other like-minded-individuals are thinking.


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:04 | 1332101 Dr. Engali
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Well my puts are on squiddy. I just exited my GS Jun 2011 135.000 put. I still have 100xGS Jan 2012 65.000 put.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:05 | 1332113 augie
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lol I find it amusing how most of us have exactly the same understanding of where this market is ultimately headed. Good luck fighting the squid, this subpoena news must be music to your ears.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:10 | 1332122 Dr. Engali
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I love it and to see the squid squirm is an extra added bonus. About 2 weeks ago somebody opened up 4000 december 2012  65.00 puts. I'm just following the money.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:03 | 1332097 augie
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Eliot ness? you need Ned Land!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:12 | 1332120 Problem Is
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Oh but you have it! In the form of Cyrus Vance Jr. son of the One-Term-Carter administration douche-bag...

The more things change... the more elite relatives fail upwards in a crony capitalist system...

How else do you explain Shrub Jr. and the Senator's son Douche-Bag Dodd??

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:54 | 1332068 Temporalist
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I like the clip that Bloomberg chose to use of Blankfein in front of the investigation committee with the hecklers in the background dressed as inmates in their Prison Stripes.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:57 | 1332077 White.Star.Line
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Another staged "rooting out corruption" investigation that will produce nothing other than fog, smoke, and mirrors.
If we were truly eliminating corruption in this country, the financial district in New York would end up looking like a ghost town, and government offices in Washington emptied and abandoned.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:11 | 1332124 Problem Is
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+5... Excellent analysis... with ghost town analogy!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:12 | 1332341 augie
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Did someone say ghost town!?!!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:58 | 1332080 TopOnePercent
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Nothing is going to change until the market structure itself changes.


Glass Steagall, amongst other much needed restrictions.


Otherwise, some old names will be taken out just to be immediately replaced with the same ilk after paying a few small fines.


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:57 | 1332086 lizzy36
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And by the close a settlement will be announced.

Futures will be pumped into a horrific NFP report, as clearly all is going well in the financial system once again.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:31 | 1332177 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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A settlement? Don't be so naive. They will not be tempted by the Government.

Lloyd is out in the desert as we speak, sitting under a tree. He's hungry, he's cold and he just started. After forty days and forty nights, this will all disappear and an angelic choir will sing his praises.

No one said it's easy doing the Almighty's work Lloyd, but you are just the man for the job.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:57 | 1332087 labrat
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Clever, real clever.

Let's see, instead of announcing this yesterday around 4:15 or later today, they pick mid-morning of a trading day.

That caused a sizeable and highly predictable move in various currencies and indices... I wonder if they they notified Goldman in advance.

Also, I wonder how much Levin and the Manhattan Prosecutor's Office made on the trade they placed just before the announcement.

Real clever fellas!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:06 | 1332091 Problem Is
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Committee to Re-Elect the President
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20500


To: Lloyd "Doing God's Work" Blankfein
CEO Goldman Sachs
200 West Street
New York, NY 10001

Dear Lloyd,

Time to pony up and renew your campaign bribe commitments for 2012.

Much Love, David Axelrod

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:59 | 1332092 labrat
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Uh... wait a minute.  Maybe Levin and the Prosecutor's Office just let Goldman place the trade for them, and they're taking a cut!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 09:59 | 1332096 realitybiter
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The gubmint = The Mad Regulating Fury.....I'm thinking a red hood, red cape, and lightening bolt across the chest, through a ginormous G


Goldie = Evil Dr Dough....a green outfit, of course, with dollar signs everywhere

Oh, lets get back to the match!  They are coming out together from the same locker room....


ding, ding, ding.....and in this corner....



Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:09 | 1332115 bhakta
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Well if the Dept of Justice charges GS criminally, as they deserve, I think that will be the day we all rise from dead and ascend to heave.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:26 | 1332685 aheady
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Already heaving, thank you.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:12 | 1332121 slaughterer
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GS sold off the market yesterday to gather funds to short their own stock.  Easy as that. /sarc

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:26 | 1332168 espirit
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+1... No doubt!

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:23 | 1332161 I am a Man I am...
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how does Hintz's outperform rating jive with that last paragraph, this guy is either a liar or a dipshit, and more than likely both

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:37 | 1332210 AldoHux_IV
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TBTProsecute is absolute horse shit-- these bankster assholes think they commit economic genocide and also be above the law?  The hubris on these scumsuckers.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:38 | 1332217 Alienated Serf
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1. manhattan DA is elected, there is some populist incentive (yes, even in NYC) to go after them.

2.  NY gov has always resented fed intrusion/total take over of financial biz it its backyard.  they want nothing more to exert power and be relevant.  don't under estimate how much they want to prove they can pick up where there feds have failed/aided abbeted the banks.

3. NY politics are much more dependant on public employees, welfare recipients and  pissed off people who see the bankers in person then big national party money.  It is good politics to go after them.

again, the feds will do all they can to thrwart this.


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:12 | 1332620 MIDTOWN
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Convictions, if any should arrive just in time for a presidential pardon.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:44 | 1332237 buzzsaw99
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Again AG Holder at the DOJ is a great big pussy.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 13:45 | 1333065 NotApplicable
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Make that VAG holder.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:43 | 1332239 Atomizer
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Oldy but classic..

Daily Show: These F@#king Guys - Goldman Sachs


Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:49 | 1332253 equity_momo
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Goldman isnt TBTF. I wish these industry scumbags would stop perpetuating that myth.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:51 | 1332262 dark pools of soros
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a guy named Levin suing Goldman??  why not just make a musical? It would be less theatric

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