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Hey Mary, Investigate This

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You want to earn your $1 billion budget? Start by explaning why a bankrupt company is the proxy for the S&P500!

And for those who believe that all securities following AIG is the new normal, I present the historical AIG-SPY correlation chart. At 0.1848, R2 those correlation trades really make tons of sense.




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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:29 | Link to Comment zeropointfield (not verified)
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Quantum Noise
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Since we're giving Mary homeworks, check Karl Denninger's Dell Insider Trading:

http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/1385-Insider-Trading-Again-D...

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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hahahaha.

since she is working on being a "pure investor advocate".....

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:28 | Link to Comment darkness (not verified)
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Spot on, since the lowest tranches of the SPX have been implicitly guaranteed by the USofA.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment zarrmax
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While I agree our economy is f-ed. Munis are different. Case in point, the state constitution of CA mandates education will be paid first followed by State G.O. debt (roughly $97B in revenues to cover $5.9B in debt payments after education ($51B) gets paid). On a 500 line item list, CA G.O. muni debt is second in line. Arnold's problems are over line items 450-500.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:02 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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good call

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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Rentenmarks for all

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Truer words were never spoken.

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:36 | Link to Comment darkness (not verified)
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment djchill2
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Tyler, ZH....I love you guys...your work is simply fantastic and I cannot thank-you all enough for all you guys bring to light...additional well-deserved donation on the way.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Leh Bro +200%

WaMu +35%

Rock on FGIC index!

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment misinheritance
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Can someone explain to me what those 5/100 option chains for AIG mean?  

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment CD
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Options issued b4 the reverse split, with strike prices referenced to the earlier pricing levels of AIG.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment bpj
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Bob, I got a bad feeling on this one, all right? I mean I got a bad feeling! I don't think I'm gonna make it outta here! D'ya understand what I'm sayin' to you?

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Deficient Market
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Looks like the SEC could use some employees from the SASAC. I'm sure they'll be cheaper, so they wont have to complain about their tiny $1bill budget, and obviously they're a hell of a lot better at investigating the right issues.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 23:58 | Link to Comment jp
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$150 Billion seems like a large loss to just swallow. Who are these six investment banks?

 

 

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment walküre
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330pm, ramp job expected

DJI drops 25 points. Somebody cashed in.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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No ramp job today. Winning streak must be sacrificed on the Altar of the Almighty Dollar.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:39 | Link to Comment CD
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Primary rocket ignition on AIG attempted at 3:17, but booster scheduled for 3:30 failed to kick in. I am REALLY curious to see the last 10 mins of trading today.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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haha well done sir

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:39 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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This one easy.

Government=market=AIG

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Deficient Market
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Very true. AIG = America's Iniquitous Government, so by definition it must equal market.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:44 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Now yer jammin', TD!!

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:45 | Link to Comment monmick
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Maybe the US Gov will sole-source all health insurance coverage to AIG? Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:45 | Link to Comment There ya go again.
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DX has been trashed to get their gains.

 

http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=NYBOT_DX&v=d6

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Jeanbon
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Beautiful, Amazing, Mind Boggling.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 15:52 | Link to Comment max2205
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The floodgates start to open a little wider at Cerberus Capital Management, surprised to find its investors now want $5.5B back from its asset base of $7.7B - up from $4B just a few days ago.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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This type of NONSENSE will not end until we put an END to the fiat money system and bring its perpetrators to justice. No amount of regulations and laws will fix our financial system and economy. To quote Ayn Rand:

"When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do not expect them to stay moral and to become fodder for the immoral. Do not expect them to produce when production is punished and looting rewarded. Do not ask who is destroying the world. You are."

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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+a google

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:12 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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AH a fellow objectivist...but the road to serfdoom is a long walk off short plank just now.

 

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 17:13 | Link to Comment dnarby
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It will collapse under it's own weight.  Just be patient.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 21:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment JohnKing
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I'm sure Mary will have a robust discussion on why BK companies trade at 50 a share.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:02 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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Did you see leahmans pink sheets run today? On HUGE volume...

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment jefe95
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Might as well be sitting in vegas at a blackjack table where the dealer has 4 decks of kings and aces.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Ruth
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I'm sorry Ty, could you repeat that in English for Mary (& me)?  So that she can get on that right away.  snap snap.........lol

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment deadhead
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AIG at 55.90 is clearly a superb buy....one might say it's a steal.....

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 18:33 | Link to Comment walküre
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Read the pumpers on google financing calling the stock to go towards $400

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment darkness (not verified)
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:22 | Link to Comment maximus
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Whatever comes out of these gates, we've got a better chance of survival if we work together. Do you understand? If we stay together we survive...

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:23 | Link to Comment OhBaldOne
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What can anyone out in the blogosphere illuminate us trolls about DTCC and CEDE & Co. - the owners of every share certificate that we thought we owned…are they really an arm (straight arm, held out at a 30 degree angle) of the Fed? And, if we call our broker and request that they send us our share certificates, they will say, "what certificates?"

And, as the plot thickens, like a good roué for some spicy Cajun jambalaya, can they effectively "call in all the shares" for redemption should the economy trash, and to raise capital and cash, they would virtually loot our savings and a slew of EU securities right out from under us. Or am I being spoon-fed a recipe of conspiratorial madness…

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:34 | Link to Comment deadhead
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baldone...TD wrote about DTCC....search the site, the info is here.  One article even has a neat handy-dandy satellite photo!!!!

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment OhBaldOne
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And btw, what's the skinny on the Gov't/Pentagon/Fed advising federal employees in embassies around the globe to "stock up" on local currencies, so they can "survive" a banking crisis here in the good ol' USA? Are we lemmings lining up for a front row ticket to the edge of the cliff, and when they pull a "banking holiday" some late Friday in a few weeks/months, we will find our dollar devalued by another 50% and a new currency in place…the lowly Amero, or some such FRN? Maybe I have too much time on my hands, but if this is legit, shouldn't we all start closing our accounts, cashing out, take that IRS hit and as Uncle Remus once said, "lay low with the figgits"?

Ponderous decisions in the making…and, who among us (John Kerry) doesn't want to be the last man standing when the whole shebang goes into the crapper…

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 21:13 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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"The risk of failure for these government are extremely high"

Exactly.  This is a political event.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 21:50 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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So the market isn't the house with the rigged game, the government is. They can't overtly tax us as much as they need to bail us out of this, so they are running a crooked casino, hoping to earn the wad back. And really, who else to do it? We got the baddest, best equipped, bouncers the world has evah met.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Dr Hackenbush
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That would require Shapiro to admit that the "liquidity providers" are  leading the market around by the nose, which she undoughtably knows of, but falls in line with her bosses' agenda.

 

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 08/28/2009 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Harry Markopolus for SEC Czar.  Sec should be paid via project/case success.  Imagine, who moved my fucking gov cheese!

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Next thing we know ACA Capital will be rising from the dead, and dragging Bear up with it.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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Damn good point--the only reason why these are traded is that the NYSE makes fees

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 22:42 | Link to Comment CD
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The rabbit hole is getting deeper and wider... Look, I think I can see light down there... My, is that the nose-clearing, pleasant aroma of brimstone I am smelling?

Trader Crack: AIG Goes To $100

http://247wallst.com/2009/08/28/trader-crack-aig-goes-to-100-aig-c-bac-h...

 

 

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