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Updated: High-End Wall Street Prostitution Ring Busted

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Another day, another high end Wall Street prostitution ring busted. Reuters reports that seventeen people were indicted on Wednesday on charges of running a high-end prostitution ring that catered to Wall Street clients who often spent more than $10,000 in a night, authorities said. The ring pulled in more than $7 million over three years, Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes said at a news conference. The prostitution service, named High Class NY, was run 24 hours a day out of an office in Brooklyn and charged from $400 to $3,600 an hour for its services, according to the 144-count indictment. It also provided customers with cocaine and other narcotics, the indictment said. Hynes said clients often spent in excess of $10,000 in a single night. Oh we just can't wait for the discovery on the client log on that one. And with the IRS about to get involved you bet there will be some high profile fallouts.

Police said the business was extremely sophisticated, running several escort websites and using dummy corporations with misleading names and codes during business-related phone calls.

High Class NY even had a law firm draw up employment contracts for its prostitutes, who described themselves as models and fraudulently agreed to refrain from sexual contact with clients, police said.

"They were on the high-end of sophistication," said Vice Detective Joe Panico.

Among those indicted were High Class NY owner Mikhail Yampolsky and his wife Bronislava, who allegedly used the proceeds from their business to finance expensive trips to Atlantic City and luxury car purchases, Hynes said.

Also indicted were Yampolsky's son Alexander, step-son Jonathan, 11 managers and supervisors and two investors, Efim Gorelik and Yakov Maystrovich, he said.

Each of the investors had put $700,000 into High Class NY and were being paid back with interest, he said.

Sorry: no client names yet. We give the NYPost and other self-respecting tabloids exactly 30 minutes before this status quo is changed.

Sadly for the economy this means that the money multiplier has just declined by at least one quarter turn.

Update: as expected, here is the NY Post:

One client of the Sheepshead Bay-based escort service, High Class NY, dropped a stunning $170,000 for its steamy services over just a year, revealed Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes.

No john was being charged at this time, although Hynes ominously said, "We're considering that."

"I've been informed that customers are all high-end customers, coming from the financial markets many of them, hedge fund people, people with nothing but money, willing to pay these enormous amounts of money for God knows what," Hynes said.


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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:57 | 1474626 ads56
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Taking money from grandma and using it on bitches and coke! Now thats Hope and Change for you!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:59 | 1474642 Dr. Richard Head
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Coke and Strange....bitchez

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:04 | 1474666 Herd Redirectio...
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You know none of the Big Boys will be busted.  They aren't even into women!

Does any one even remember the White House call boy scandal???  Boys Town?  The other Larry King?  Franklin Credit Union?  The suppressed documentary "Conspiracy of Silence"?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474718 Hugh G Rection
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Cock Guillotines Bitchezz!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:40 | 1474857 Pladizow
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Client # NINE, 10, 11, 12.......

What idiot thinks this will EVER stop.

Simply more wasting of the tax payers money!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:54 | 1475446 gmrpeabody
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If your tight with the current administration, you will be spared. All political opponents watch out. They call this social justice.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 23:41 | 1476109 knukles
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"social justice"

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 21:30 | 1475829 Doña K
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The reason for the bust is that this escort service was not sharing the proceeds with the right NY protection team. The other one was paying more. Business is still robust, just the escort services names were changed.

Wall street is built on supply and demand, offer and acceptance. If the money and the demand is there, supply will follow. Hell these guys fly them to St. Barts for the weekend were they keep their yachts. Sheepshead bay is so banal and within territorial waters.

Would any of you guys get excited with chemical blondes from Brooklyn that talk like Cindy Lauper? No offence Cindy we love you and your accent has been refined over the years. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 07:47 | 1476427 Fundemental Pri...
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You know why 6 is afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:21 | 1474745 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bawney Fwank's male prostitution ring?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:48 | 1475326 LongBalls
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Anthony's "weiner ring"?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:13 | 1475397 Spitzer
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He was too insecure to get a prostitute becasue his wife wasn't putting out. Instead, he was after 16 year old stun cunts on the internet and stunned, he got.

All women leverage sex for money, its natural.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 00:41 | 1476196 StychoKiller
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Well "Spitz", you oughta know!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:36 | 1474824 Popo
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I for one see nothing wrong with a bunch of hard working Bulgarian chicks taking thousands of dollars from a bunch of fat little  pigmen.

Consenting adults and all that.

I find it deeply disturbing that we can find the time to bust these guys for banging a few sex workers, but we can't seem to bust them for stealing a couple trillion dollars.

Only in the twisted religio-fascist society that is Amerika.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:36 | 1474832 hedgeless_horseman
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Thanks for saying what I feel, Popo.  Good monkey.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:12 | 1474986 Bicycle Repairman
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While consensual sex for money between consenting adults may not bother you, keep in mind that these "playas" are now potential blackmail victims.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:21 | 1475014 cossack55
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I would think they took that dive off the board long before they discovered these chicks. 

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 21:58 | 1475906 SilverIsKing
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None of these guys got busted. None of them will get busted.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 00:45 | 1476199 StychoKiller
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:00 | 1474937 stewie
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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:22 | 1475018 cossack55
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Spot on old boy.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:26 | 1475034 Djirk
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LEGALIZE revenue bitchez

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:47 | 1475129 JimBowie1958
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I find it deeply disturbing that we can find the time to bust these guys for banging a few sex workers, but we can't seem to bust them for stealing a couple trillion dollars.


History is full of cases of espionage/blackmail rings involving prostitutes and drugs. It is not merely a case of prudery to want this moral degeneracy squashed.

As to the theft of trillions, I agree with your objection, but I would settle for whatever the prosecutors can get on these bastards even if its jay-walking.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:03 | 1475189 NumberNone
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All I can say to everyone involved is be very careful.  Washington Madam being suicided should be warning enough. 

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:45 | 1475321 Popo
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> " It is not merely a case of prudery to want this moral degeneracy squashed." "moral degeneracy"? LOL? In your case it certainly appears to be prudery. ,

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 22:06 | 1475919 jeff montanye
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not only that but primarily its illegality makes it a conduit for blackmail (like homosexuality before it -- see "advise and consent"). bust them for the awful economic harm. someday, someday ....

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 22:42 | 1475990 Saxxon
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Who cares.  They have the money and the appetite, why should I make it my business.

Amerika truly has a fascist, bible-thumping streak.  90% of the rest of the world does not give a damn about this.  You know who does?  Fanatics, mostly Moslem fanatics.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 00:14 | 1476153 Harlequin001
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Not sure what to make of this, sounds like you're saying that the US is full of fascist, bible thumping Muslim fanatics?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 07:50 | 1476431 earnulf
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I'll just point out that Al Capone was nailed...on tax evasion

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:43 | 1475470 Freewheelin Franklin
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What about the CHILDREN!!! Think about the children.


Um ,is it really necessary to put the sarcasm tag on this?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 20:22 | 1475710 Zero Govt
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"Prudery" amongst ZH'ers ?

Global Central Banks: 15 Comments

Buffet Busted Lying: 48 Comments

Hi-End Sex Ring: 220 Comments

Sex & Sin sells and stimulates debate at ZH back to Church with you and hide that Playboy inside your copy of BusinessWeek just for good measure


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:04 | 1474669 idea_hamster
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Now I see what they meant by "trickle down"....

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:26 | 1474786 MsCreant
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Ewwww! Whose lemon did you squeeze for that joke?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:55 | 1474913 idea_hamster
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I've grown accustomed to getting skrewed by TPTB.

It's the donkey punch at the end that gets my dander up.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 19:55 | 1475651 MsCreant
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I was actually being a good bit nastier than you Mr. Hampster Sir.

Ole' Led Zep number:

The Lemon Song

"Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg..."

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 00:54 | 1475872 Juan Wild
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that line was originally from Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues"

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:05 | 1474678 Herd Redirectio...
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You know none of the Big Boys will be busted.  They aren't even into women!

Does any one even remember the White House call boy scandal???  Boys Town?  The other Larry King?  Franklin Credit Union?  The suppressed documentary "Conspiracy of Silence"?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:18 | 1474739 Oh regional Indian
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Nice list. All forgotten.

Even the current Resident has quite th ehistory. All forgotten. Mayor of Chick-ugho too.

All rather strange.

And what IS with those scars on Obama anyways?

Freaky stuff.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:22 | 1474769 MobBarley
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'Death Ranch', about George Juniors little Satanic Cult fun in Brownsville texas

and the mystery surrounding the death of all 18 of his fellow cultmates whilst

President Daddy bush prevents any further inquiry into same.

 Oh yes, the truth really is much stranger than fiction.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:14 | 1475400 Salamanda
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what was that all about?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:37 | 1474838 spekulatn
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Coke and Strange....bitchez



Wed, 07/20/2011 - 19:53 | 1475648 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I have to agree.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:00 | 1474649 Clueless Economist
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Hope and change for granny...or the hookers and their johns?


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:02 | 1474654 MFL8240
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Brilliant!  Thats who the bankers are, the absolute scum of the country.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:19 | 1474744 Arius
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it supports the economy on both counts ....

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:55 | 1474915 jus_lite_reading
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Really this shit has been going on for years.... the year before my retirement there was a big YE party and I refused to attend knowing good and well that there would be drugs and prostitues there. Sure enough I heard the following week that 2 "rigs" were found out by their wives... LMAO quietly buried under the rug... so as not to ruin the reps...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:17 | 1475004 bankrupt JPM bu...
bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

Does it look like Blanky is even into btichez?  I dont think so....

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:57 | 1474628 TruthInSunshine
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You're entitled, ZH (every so often).

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:27 | 1474791 nonclaim
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How many of those were worried 'oh fuck me' clicks we'll never know...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:07 | 1475211 Anonymouse
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Almost none of them will ever be revealed.  There might be one reasonably senior sacrificial lamb.  But mainly there will be 1 or 2 mid-level guys named (who will be promptly dismissed then picked up across the street with a big signing bonus).  There will be several rumors of big name senior guys, but never any confirmation.  Then the list will be 1) sealed by the court, or 2) lost by some "incompetent bureaucrat".  Then it will all be forgotten.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:19 | 1475009 DoChenRollingBearing
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You have that right Truth.



We want names!

I want to see when ZH's own "Coke and Hookers" makes his entrance...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:57 | 1474629 Gubbmint Cheese
Gubbmint Cheese's picture

Well - there goes my Saturday night...


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:57 | 1474630 d00daa
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bitches bitchez!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:04 | 1474670 Rick Blaine
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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:13 | 1474712 Cassandra Syndrome
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Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:17 | 1474730 Duuude
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"bitches bitchez!"


BellycockSnort !!!


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 14:57 | 1474632 TraderMark
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Whose got odds on DKS being in that black book?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:42 | 1475469 Shell Game
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He got special 'back door' privelages.  'I was never here, you never saw me'..

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 19:56 | 1475655 gall batter
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silly, shell g, that's not what "back door" means.  

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:00 | 1474644 LFMayor
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I'm in the wrong line of work obviously.  So do all you bean counters party this hard? 

Maybe I could set up the Vess and Faygo soda equivalent for some of you lower income bracket financial types.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:01 | 1474646 Franken_Stein
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maybe you could turn this story into an article.


The COMEX is an utterly manipulated market as we all know, the powers that be are very desperate regarding the unstoppable rise in the price of silver and in the following video by an American trader it is explained why, using yesterday's 250 million ounce worth $10 bn paper silver dump as an example.



Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:33 | 1475074 cossack55
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Great link, Frank.  Even someone as dense as I could follow. The guy could be a teacher (private) .

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:57 | 1475167 Franken_Stein
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Yeah, this guy has a good sounding voice and speaks slowly , with the proper pauses in between.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:56 | 1475508 gmrpeabody
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Much grass, Frankie!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:00 | 1474648 rajat_bhatia
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Show us some Pics, Mr Durden. If you dont mind include on of Martha too.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:10 | 1474691 hedgeless_horseman
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Wall Street's two biggest whores.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:12 | 1474704 Dr. Richard Head
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They take coke rectally.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474719 Careless Whisper
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My sources tell me that's referred to as a booty bump.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:17 | 1474729 Bolweevil
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You say it like its a bad thing.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:37 | 1474829 francis_sawyer
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We're just going to have to snort out pees from here on

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:17 | 1474726 nmewn
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Bought & paid for bitchez!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474766 Problem Is
Problem Is's picture

+1,000,000,000,000, and 000,000...

Who could <JUNK> you for that honest assessment, hh???

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:29 | 1474802 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

Bawwwwney likes playing with your junk button too.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:17 | 1475241 Problem Is
Problem Is's picture

I think it's Douche-Bag Dodd who <JUNK>ed me...

Now that he has all the time in the world as a Hollywood Whore Lobbyist... a job by the way... Super Douche Dodd swore he would never take...

Chris "Super Douche Slver Spoon" Dodd: "I'm a Senator's Son"
Once a cocksucking liar... always a cocksucking liar

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:58 | 1475513 gmrpeabody
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Don't hold back..., sometimes you just have to let go and say it!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:56 | 1475510 NumberNone
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Barney Frank says he's had enough of prostitution rings in this lifetime after he's had one run from his home... 


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:01 | 1474651 HungrySeagull
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Dumb Bulls.

Throwing thousands at little hotties and company when they are facing margin calls.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:01 | 1474652 NERVEAGENTVX

Pussy and cocaine! Too bad both of those commodities always have to come at such a high cost. You pay through the nose one way or another.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:04 | 1475367 RichardP
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Would you sell yourself for anything other than the most you could get?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:02 | 1474656 alien-IQ
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The stupidity of making prostitution a crime can only be ignored by a society that is overwhelmed by puritanical brainwashing and is no longer in possession of anything remotely resembling common sense.

Who, how, when, where, why or for how much anybody wants to fuck anybody is nobodies business but the two (or sometimes more in creative circumstances but that's another story) people doing the fucking.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:08 | 1474964 Raymond Reason
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Who, how, when, where, why or for how much anybody wants to fuck anybody is nobodies business but the two

Laws are meant to enforce contracts and protect citizens from one another.  Therefore children need to be protected from pedophiles.  But i agree with you, outlawing prostitution is legislating morality, and that is of non of the govt's business.  As usual, govt doesn't do what it's supposed to, and does what it shouldn't.   

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 23:44 | 1476112 XPolemic
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In Hong Kong, prostitution is legal, but pimping is not. This is because what a woman does with her body is nobodies business but her own (with the exception of transmissable diseases which is why in Singapore to obtain a prostitution license you need to attend a health check every 2 weeks).

Pimping on the other hand can be forced labor (slavery) or economic exploitation, which violates the spirit and intent of HKs 'laissez faire' economic system. i.e. all are free to engage in trade. Oddly enough, the HK government is not so liberal about the drug trade. Probably due to the history of the port (Opium Wars and all that).


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:02 | 1474658 fellatio is not...
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Could it be where Eliot Spitzer moved his umm business,  would be too much for his wife if so

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:11 | 1474700 iDealMeat
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I was wondering if Spitzer got bounced from CNN because he interviewed Matt Tabbi one to many times..



Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:03 | 1474660 Troy Ounce
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Gold card: Strauss-Kahn

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:03 | 1474661 YesWeKahn
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One day, spending money on girls should no longer be a crime. That day is coming.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474770 pcrs
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it seems to get further and further away, or am I missing something? At least the war on 'spending money on girls' does not take the death toll of the war on 'putting substances in your body not approved by your overlords'.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:34 | 1475073 RockyRacoon
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It appears that the "crime" was tax avoidance, really.

Ask Al Capone about that little twist o' fate.

When the folks at the top get their vig all is well.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:04 | 1474667 equity_momo
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Lord Blankbrain and midget haemaphrodites?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:05 | 1474673 ArrestBobRubin
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Wait a sec.... You're saying Moodys and S&P finally got busted?!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:05 | 1474675 Careless Whisper
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hold on, the cops bust the 'prostitutes' while the timberwolf/abacus pushing bankers still walk the streets of ny?


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:12 | 1474703 Dr. Engali
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They just weren't getting a big enough piece of the pie.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:07 | 1474686 carbonmutant
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Anybody from CNBC moonlighting?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:15 | 1474721 the not so migh...
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scuttlebutt is nicole lapkin

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:16 | 1474724 treemagnet
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Forget it, Becky Quick doesn't do that anymore....well, sometimes, but only for her favorite client, "Mr. Oracle".

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:37 | 1474839 MsCreant
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I'm working on a joke here but it won't quite materialize. I need help.

Or-ak-hole? No.

O. Rick Hole? No.

Orca Hole? No.

Hmmm... something with the whole hole thing wants to be channeled into existence here on ZH...


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:45 | 1474881 treemagnet
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Clearly you're in need of a "Munger".  As in, "How much for a 'munger' baby".

(hint: suck it up)

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:39 | 1474852 monximus
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CE Oral.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:10 | 1474692 Dr. Engali
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I wonder if client number nine still frequents the place.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:10 | 1474695 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Moynihan must have been the one using the $400 girls.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:11 | 1474696 Dr. Acula
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In the Land of the Free, people are free to not be allowed to exchange fluids for cash. 

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474705 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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....on the taxpayer's dime.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:13 | 1474710 Dr. Engali
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At least not till they figure a way to make  derivative out of it.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:00 | 1475187 V in PA
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One of my favorite riddles..

You can have as much of 'it' as you want as long as 'it' is free, but if you pay for 'it' you go to jail.

What is 'it'?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 18:47 | 1475489 Shell Game
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Ass poundings.  Pay for it, you go to pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Unless youz a banksta!

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:02 | 1475196 V in PA
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Server error repost. Sorry

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474714 Braindonor1
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Who "forgot" to make the payoff?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:16 | 1474723 Careless Whisper
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pffft. amateurs.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:38 | 1474844 Tuco Benedicto ...
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez's picture

Now you've got the idea!



Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474715 nmewn
nmewn's picture

So I'm guessing this is a little different than paying to have lunch with Joe?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:14 | 1474716 treemagnet
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Somewhere out there are some really terrified dicks trying to think of a way to spin this - its okay though - they're sociopaths at heart so they really won't care about their families.  Now their reps, thats another story.  Sweating.  Lots of sweating. 

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:15 | 1474722 Everybodys All ...
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This is right in the Robotrader sweet spot.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:18 | 1474735 treemagnet
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Lets get a chart of prostitution rates priced in gold.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:19 | 1474738 web bot
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What kind of people would include their children in this business?

What kind....?

I am of the belief that what we are witnessing in the US and Europe is the late stage collapse of the western world. I know that old fashion ideas about God and morality don't apply to our modern world... but what if God is real? What if morality has a place in our world? What if God is about to withdraw his blessings on the western world - as stupid as this sounds to "educated" people?

Don't laugh. A cascading collapse of the EUR and/or USD would pull down the financial derivaties market and would put the world back 100 years and cause the death of tens of millions of people...

The Romans also thought that they were at the height of their game too...

There is no better word in the English language that "disgust" to express my revolt at this.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:21 | 1474755 the not so migh...
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its the world oldest profession, get a grip man

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:28 | 1474799 MobBarley
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Classic example of an American who never really understood that

'Mafia' means 'MY FAMILY'.

Words and all that Jazz.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:35 | 1475293 FeralSerf
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What you've been told is wrong.  It's the world's oldest legitimate profession.  Religion and politics are the oldest professions.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:30 | 1474798 Franken_Stein
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Why should the world go under just because some virtual money house of cards collapses ?


The infrastructure is still there, no one needs to die of hunger.

It's just a man-made self-inflicted problem that's coming to an inevitable solution.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:36 | 1474831 web bot
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The premisis of this "infrastructure" has to do with a legal system that works and a society that functions according to norms. Empty buildings are just one small part of infrastructure.

If we see an implosion of the derivatives market, we're looking at social anarchy for years... The country doesn't even have the productive capability to feed itself currently.

Don't be so quick to dismiss my comments, as dire as they may sound. We are living in unprecidented times.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:38 | 1474808 alien-IQ
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I'm removing my comment because this thread is not worthy of engagement.

When "god" comes into the picture, logic makes a rapid exit.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:42 | 1474866 web bot
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Your comments are very misplaced. You've never heard of the doctrine of Just War? I agree that the current wars are not just, Iraq was a joke based on false evidence...

I wouldn't make the mistake to sweep all moralists into the same dustpan. In doing this, you show your lack of understanding of the facts and a desire to not listen.

What our kids are seeing on TV today, is part of the sickness. Do you recall 30 or 40 years ago, when society was different. This filth and moral sickness was not pervasive. Sure, we've always had it... but today it's everywhere like an infection... and this infection will lead to legalized euthenasia, eugenics and a host of other issues.

The fact is that we've become too smart for our own intelligence. Just watch what's coming...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:44 | 1474873 web bot
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The great flaw in human reasoning for the last 200 years.... human reason as the sole criteria of truth.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:32 | 1474809 pods
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Well, if morality has a place in this world (it does), is surely cannot be enforced at gunpoint, as that would be?  Anyone?  Bueller?



Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:42 | 1474858 Cycle
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To wipe the Sweat from off the Brow of Reason

Drunk on the sexless Orgy of Morality

And reeling from the Riot of Religion

Would be a noble Office

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:07 | 1475212 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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pfft... I wish my parents were that cool.  DADDY, CAN I BANG 3 OF THESE BROADS FOR MY 18th BIRTHDAY IF I GET AN A ON MY REPORT CARD?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:19 | 1474748 yabyum
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Hookers & Blow,so what, it's the American taxpayer taking the "face shot"

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:34 | 1474821 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:20 | 1474752 Problem Is
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I thought Douche-Bag Chris Dodd was a Hollywood "Lobbyist" aka Mogul Cocksucker now....

Not just a whore of Wall Street...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:25 | 1474754 JuicedGamma
JuicedGamma's picture for the curious.  Here's a currency converter for those of you with Zlotys or PM

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:31 | 1474806 MobBarley
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Darn. In florida, it's $600/hr for anal, but at High Class it's $3600/hr.


Same girl, btw.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:42 | 1474864 MsCreant
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"In florida, it's $600/hr for anal,"

Giving or getting? Jeeeezuz, you need some analcaine or something. Holey hell.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 16:08 | 1474875 hedgeless_horseman
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They take Discover!  The card that pays you herpes.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:21 | 1475253 Problem Is
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Russian Import Surplus
$1k in silver coin on Evangelina to win! She's new...

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 04:42 | 1476303 Redneck Makin-tosh
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A properly regulated industry should open the door to PAYG contracts with per minute pricing plans and discounts on international roaming

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:34 | 1474822 rosiescenario
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........try clicking on "reservations".....1st. choice.....2nd. choice....or sloppy 3rds.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:21 | 1474756 Franken_Stein
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Mikhail Yampolsky ?


Opulence - I has it:


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:21 | 1474761 Internet Tough Guy
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I thought this headline meant Goldman Sachs had been busted.

They busted a bunch of whores for serving a bunch of prostitutes. You can't tell them part without a program.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:32 | 1474810 narapoiddyslexia
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And I thought it meant Congress had been busted.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:36 | 1474828 rosiescenario
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....the girls are the honest ones....

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:22 | 1474763 dogismyth
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lol...everything happens for a reason.  Another miracle on wall street no doubt.  I wonder who's gonna get framed this time and how many candidates are being prepped for suicide.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:22 | 1474768 GOSPLAN HERO
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Prostitution ring ...

Congress got busted?

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474771 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Perhaps its best if Rome does burn to the ground.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474773 Piranhanoia
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Since on first read the names may indicate russian mob, there will be pictures.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:26 | 1474789 CompassionateFascist
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No, Russian-JEWISH mob.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:38 | 1474835 treemagnet
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And you just know they'll show a lineup of the women - why is their always one or two thats really nasty?  Think Arnold's fling - yuck.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474775 CompassionateFascist
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Someday, somewhere, there's got to be a non-JewRun prostitution ring.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 15:23 | 1474777 PY-129-20
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Hm from 600-3600 $ - or 421 € to 2,530.37 € per hour.

Don't forget to leave a reservation as Blankfein, Dimon, Masters or Warren B. on that page XD

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