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Presenting The US State Department Propaganda Filter

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/30/2011 15:41 -0400

Confused by all the contradictions and outright lies that came out of Hillary Clinton's mouth when discussing Egypt earlier? Have no fear: here is a real-time propaganda filter that will make everything perfectly clear in words even the Egyptian Idol cognoscenti can appreciate.

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Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:00 | 918818 Rusty Shorts

Thanks

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:14 | 918835 MacHoolahan

Good link - Obama is a coward or a shill - here and elsewhere.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 17:47 | 918614 mhjhnsn

In the vid, she looks like she's on thorazine

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 19:39 | 918793 saulysw

I agree : I have not seen her for a while but here she looks really... tired.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 17:48 | 918618 divide_by_zero

Funny stuff.

She delivered that crap with all the liveliness of a Disney animatronic; somewhat drugged looking especially in the eyes, which in a weird rhythm would lookup and scan from from her right to left, head bobbing on the words.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:59 | 918644 delacroix

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 17:54 | 918625 f16hoser

I'll bet Hillary was really something before electricity! One thing she's not; a Statesman!

This country will be much better W/o a Clinton in politics.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 17:59 | 918637 Carl Marks

Please show some respect to the millions of carpet munchers who hold Sec. Clinton in high regard. She is a wonderful role model.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:22 | 918681 Fred Hayek

The line in the subtitles about Honduras was dumb and possibly 180 degrees off. They screwed it up procedurally but president cowboy hats was trying to set himself up as president for life a la Chavez in Venezuela. And the U.S. gov't actively pressured the rest of the Honduran gov't that was getting rid of the would be dictator scumbag.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 19:43 | 918796 Rick64

Zelaya was trying to hold a non-binding referendum to see how the people felt which was legal according to the Law of Citizen Participation. He was removed from office and expatriated which is against their constitution, on top of that the government suspended many constitutional rights of the people. Please enlighten me if I am missing something.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:23 | 918685 LexLuger

Hillary was kind of hot when she was younger.

Wouldn't mind a threesome with her and Chelsea.

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Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:31 | 918705 KickIce

Whenever this regime claims to uphold democracy you need to fasten your seatbelts.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:52 | 918731 The Navigator

I'd like to get this close-caption truth meter on my TV for ALL incoming govt propaganda. How much and where can I buy it?

In the meantime, only ZH, RT.com & Max Keiser are my sources for news - everything else is just BS and a waste of time.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 18:58 | 918738 gwar5

Obama-Hillary are concerned about using force against assembly and free speech amidst chaos in Egypt.... good!

But in the USA, Obama-Hillary consider peaceful opposition by little old ladies unworthy of such consideration, saying:

They should "sit down, shut up, and get out of the way," or else they will "punish their enemies," by bringing a "gun to a knife fight."

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 19:05 | 918749 colonial

very funny...

A number of journalists have reported that this White House, and its State Department, have been tracking the internet and Al Jazeera for their information. I'm not sure they know more than what we're seeing. What is the Obama Administration doing...other than figuring out how to re-elect OB with unemployment near 10%?

Twitter and Facebook are toppling dictatorships that decades of diplomacy have been unable to crack. China, are you watching? Would PRC be able to turn its military on the people again?

Somewhere in Dallas George Bush is smiling

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 22:46 | 919122 rocker

Surely you remember how they got the tool to do so. I think it was called the Patriot Act. Piece by piece the government steals our freedoms. It's systematic. Bush isn't smiling as much as you think. His own system checks his bowl movements too. He surely shit on our freedoms as each party rapes us of our liberties. I am amazed at how the elite who control both parties use basic military handbook theory against those who debate the R's against the D's. Divide and Conquer. So simplistic, yet real.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 19:47 | 918802 Rick64

Great Video

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:46 | 918809 benb

I just can’t wait for Hillary and Bill to get back in the White House. It’s so exciting and we really got a shot at it seeing our heroes back where they belong. Over the years they’ve both learned so much, such experience…what treasures. This time around I know they’ll make sure the right caliber gun will be found next to their WH counsel after he is suicided when they dump his body in a public park. And how about that Starbucks Girl that worked a couple blocks from the WH Hillary took a fancy to? The secret service agent that was late night checking the closets with a flashlight found Hillary and the Starbucks Girl naked rolling around on the floor. Hillary slammed the agent in the head with a candle holder and gashed his forehead open. He had to drive 50 plus miles for medical treatment cause rules are rules. He must have had it coming. And the Starbucks Girl?.. Oh, she committed suicide. She must have been depressed. And don’t worry about Bill selling any secrets to well… like the Chinese Generals… no can do. He’s just too loyal to his country, too honest. Just ask former Commerce Secretary Ron Brown who was within 10 days of Federal indictment. Brown said he wasn’t going to go down alone he’d take the Clintons with him. Next thing you hear - his plane crashed. Two army doctors who examined Ron Brown’s body said he had a bullet hole in his head right between the eyes. All just coincidence I’m sure or maybe the Commerce Secretary sensing the plane was about to crash decided to commit suicide. Yes, American as Apple Pie.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 00:10 | 919306 Bringin It

Thanks Benb. Sorry you got junked.

This is why the Ponzi can not collapse peacefully.

Too many skeleton's in the closet.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 19:57 | 918814 born2bmild

Hey is there an app for this?

Oh I found it and I ran Benny through and this long wet fart sound came out.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:03 | 918821 rwe2late

The Obama administration supports all the political freedom Mubarak will allow.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:05 | 918824 Beatscape

The parallels with Jimmy Carter and Iran and Obamanation and Egypt are striking. Both were asleep at the wheel pushing a save-the-world with green energy agenda while while tectonic changes in the fabric of the world took place before their glazed eyes. The narcissistic Obamanation is in way over his head. He's more interested in college hoops than world order.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:18 | 918838 MacHoolahan

Green energy is one thing (that he's lukewarm on).

The equivocation he's shown regarding Egypt is absolutely shameful. A career politician with no discernable spine - it's actually disgusting to see.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:18 | 918839 born2bmild

If Obama were truly behind alternative energy it would be common knowledge that over a year ago the American Chem Society published a paper stating cold fusion is real, cheap and safe or that biodiesel from algae could replace all diesel across the board (including jet fuel).

Among the hundreds of other different technologies that are real and already exist but aren't being used.

LENR:

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-03/acs-fr031709.php

http://lenr-canr.org/

Algae:

http://www.oilgae.com/

http://www.electricitybook.com/algae-biodiesel/

I agree with you, he's just playing ball, just not with us.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:31 | 918859 williambanzai7

The only strategic thought this woman is capable of is, Where's Bubba.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:47 | 918891 Temporalist

Bubba being the name of the woman slave gimp she keeps locked in a chest and allows out only to whip.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:36 | 918869 savagegoose

what a soft cock bo-bahma cant even get his ass out to give a strong speech about democratic reform.

these egyptians are going to be slaughtered like the kurds. because american fance sitting gives the go ahead to crush rebelian.

sure amerca sypathises with reform ideals, but subsiudises the gov withg cheap tanks, water cannon, ribber bullets tear gas , tazers, and what nots.

WTF did hillary say in that speach anyhow.

" umm we dont know who to back but sure hope it comes out ok "

sure america is worried about neo islamists, but if you dont come out strongly supporting democratic reforms, it isnt going to just blooom in the fucking desert on its own!

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:49 | 918901 Temporalist

It's not surprising the MSNBS and CNBS have turned the story to how Israel is threatened.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 20:59 | 918935 Gimp

The U.S has been supporting dictators throughout the middle east for fifty years, now people are supposed to believe we are behind democracy in Egypt???

No wonder the Arab on the street thinks we are looney tunes..

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 23:03 | 919159 rocker

The Saudis are a perfect example. Our presidents kiss them and hold their hands, literally, right here on American Soil.

Saudi Arabi has to the perfect place for Americans to take their next vacation to enjoy democracy and freedom for all.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 00:18 | 919320 Bringin It

Yea but Gimp, now we have Obamma. We had change. It's different isn't it?

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 22:34 | 919102 Yen Cross

This comment could be mis-construed. I looking for some really attractive KOI for the pond in my back yard.

Sun, 01/30/2011 - 23:33 | 919231 1223pm

Two big thighs, two small breasts and a small left wing, special deal by KFC for state department

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 00:40 | 919356 pan

That just gave me the urge to chew some khat.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 02:40 | 919502 ak_khanna

The politicians around the world are nothing more than auction items which can be sold to the highest bidder. They will do whatever they can for the lobbyist paying them the maximum amount of money or votes, be it the unions, the banksters, the richest corporations or individuals. They are in the power seat to extract maximum advantage for themselves in the small time frame they occupy the seat of power. The rest of the population is least of their concerns. The only activity they do is pacify the majority of the population using false statistics and promises of a better future so that they do not lynch them and their masters while they are robbing the taxpayers.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article24581.html

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:29 | 919835 Zero Debt

Now just translate the subtitles to arabic and we're set for GO LIVE!

Presenting The US State Department Propaganda Filter

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