Hitler And The COMEX

Tyler Durden's picture

It has been done before (here, here and here) and it certainly will be done again. In the meantime, here is Adolf, reprising in his now traditional role as Jamie Dimon, learning that the Comex is out of silver.

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hognutz's picture

HITLER BITCHEZ!!!!!

Holodomor2012's picture

Take on the international plutocracy and have your name and image raked through mud for eternity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I4C6u2CM0c

Tail Dogging The Wag's picture

"Investors need to diversify, they need to own some real estate, they need to own some farmland, they need to own some equities, some cash, and some precious metals..."   Marc Faber —Investment analyst

Got real estate and farmland outside your home country yet?

http://www.thorssoncapital.weebly.com

JPDG's picture

Tyler, are gold and silver trading?  Kitco charts are odd and show "blips" here and there.  Goldshark's charts had silver almost up to $48...? Anything you can tell us? 

DaddyO's picture

 

US markets are closed for Good Friday.

DaddyO

JPDG's picture

Right.  Was just curious why kitco wasn't tracking other trading?  Their charts are flat?  *shurg*  No worries.  Thanks! 

herewego...'s picture

Kitco's chart is a flat chested bitch for these 'closed' days.

http://www.kitcosilver.com/charts.html

 

Try bullionvault, nice curves there.

http://www.bullionvault.com/gold-price-chart.do

(select silver)

cowdiddly's picture

Its amazing what the price does when the Nymex and globex goons can't pour their paper on the fire. I wish there were more western only holidays. 

French Frog's picture

it will be interesting to see where it opens on sunday evening at 18.00 EST; watch for any prints that sometimes appear between 17.00 and 18.00 EST. 

we have now at least 4 different feeds where the price is above 47.50 (bullionvault, goldseek, goldshark + 1x Metatrader platform);

maybe someone with experience can shed some lights on whether these price prints are here to stay or not; very often on xe.com you get wacky currency prints on saturday when everything is supposed to be closed!

cowdiddly's picture

I don't know where they will open it Monday but I Have noticed the last three trading days are almost ruler smooth. Nice and orderly. Gee I wonder why. Its a sad day when the commies have more legitimate markets that the so called free world.

tomster0126's picture

now that the prices are dropping slightly, what are your thoughts?

 

www.forecastfortomorrow.com

SilverRhino's picture

Spot is 47.60 an ozt?  Holy shit.  

Absinthe Minded's picture

Silver at $46.72. World market open for a few more hours.

 

http://www.kitco.com/market/ 

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

Time for a bit of Temple clearing , me thinks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cj7H2jafUk

 

Miles Kendig's picture

Timly and ya DOC, we've seen this movie before.

http://youtu.be/JrEnEa3ZgUY

Meanwhile some folks continue with the Uhh-ahh

http://youtu.be/hSwJ2rjUSdc

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

Ha  hilarious

The second vid is beyond strange.

Heres some footage from Dublin before the ECB-34s were on the streets.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2UTXffglw

 

Miles Kendig's picture

Ya it sure is, but then so is JPM, GS, SocGen, HSBC, Barclays, Nomura, DoucheBank, its Landesbankenmuffins and of course those "pillars" of Irish banking whose balance sheets make Cowen seem downright clear & concise.

To Cowen and co ..

http://youtu.be/f4K6ZxDwi34

And his like minded associates

http://youtu.be/NG-Z6-nFQBo

And their MAD fixation

http://youtu.be/Z2Zvz1v7Hig

Regardless, their running days with all those freaky friends may well be coming to an untimely end while Blythe insists on nobbin' with his patented; Alles Klar, Herr Kommissar.

http://youtu.be/_w4Xulsjo5I

And ya Jay Gould Esq - it was a set up to this one .. heh

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

+1...Haven't heard this one in years.

Manthong's picture

According to my search engine it's Earth Day.

A day to celebrate endangered panda's, penquins and koalas.

Soon the fertility rabbit of springtime will leave eggs in hidden places to teach the children to aspire to reproduction. 

 

grekko's picture

You might want to add SLV to the endangered species list.

spiral_eyes's picture

$47.67 in asia, just smashed out, up $1 in 3 minutes, biggest silver move in my lifetime...

US Uncut's picture

Where? I am only seeing it at 46.68/46.72.

Blano's picture

My netdania chart shows trading stopping at 5PM EST yesterday at about 46.56, FWIW.

PeaBird's picture

goldseek is still tracking non-US trades in gold, silver & USDX. And yes, silver has just moved by about a dollar quick time.

fuu's picture

Heil Silver!

I am Jobe's picture

One fucking big Keynesian Puppets Bitchez.

tomster0126's picture

Keynes--thoughts on him being the most influential American of the 20th century?

 

www.forecastfortomorrow.com

66Sexy's picture

Give him a gun and leave the room...

Atomizer's picture

 

Die already Crimex

 

PY-129-20's picture

Immer diese Hitler-Clips, pure Obsession. Tztztz. Mal warten, wann irgendwann mal die Stalin oder Mao Clips erscheinen, bitchez! But it is the first time that I find the clip funny. :)

alt-shift-x's picture

ist schon lustig an zu gucken, wenn man den orginaltext versteht, nech ;) ... funny as hell nevertheless are there any movies with Stalin and Mao that we could use?

Phaethon's picture

I'm sure Hollywood will soon start cranking out movies creating a mythos around the evils perpetrated in the communist bloc any day now.  It's not like they're pushing some agenda that involves only demonizing Germans or nationalism or something.  Why would they do that?  Why wouldn't they want to expose the much higher death toll of the early Soviet Union?  What would motivate that?  Just a coincidence that no movies like that exist I guess...

 

 

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

Hollywood would respond, "We already did that. Zhivago. Hitler sells, baby. We need some new material. How about revisionist Eva Braun and some tearjerker crap about an affair with 'Papa' Goering ? Angelina could be Eva, and John Goodman as Goering. Have your people call my people."

Phaethon's picture

More like 'Hitler is sold.'  Ditto for the History Channel, which may as well be renamed the Non-Stop Replay of the Second World War Channel.

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

Your observation is correct, however; in that, the atrocities committed during the Stalin Era -- within the Soviet Union itself -- are of little interest to Hollywood filmmakers. 

ewmayer's picture

The first time I saw the giant "H" logo for the H-Channel - I think it was toward the end of the biweekly "Hitler and his Henchmen" marathon - I got the sense that it didn't stand for "History".

Urban Redneck's picture

1) Take the text of Hilter's '41 address to the Reichstag 

2) Swap out the nouns with contemporay alternatives and translate into Chinese and Persian

3) Run the translated text as subtitles to a clip of Obama's State of the Union, and dump on youtube 

Warning: Results might be more scary than funny

Tail Dogging The Wag's picture

LACH! yes, it's funny!  but there are funnier ones...   especially with funny subtitles in many different languages. Incredible acting by the Swiss guy!

John Law Lives's picture

Even CNBS gets it.  Surging food and energy costs are devastating to consumers.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42704213

Josh Randall's picture

Liesman Shoney's buffet cost may be rising - hence, it's becoming a problem

Silver Shield's picture

Here is another funny one...

Wall Street Laughs At Main Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVCdPwE7XA

Hephasteus's picture

Oh my god that is some seriously funny stuff.

cossack55's picture

Best i've seen in a while. ROTFFL

6_7_42's picture

f-in' A!!!!  Shush, or Blythe will hear you.

grunion's picture

The only reason I am replying is to put another cat up and piss off the cat haters.