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Hitler And The COMEX

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It has been done before (here, here and here) and it certainly will be done again. In the meantime, here is Adolf, reprising in his now traditional role as Jamie Dimon, learning that the Comex is out of silver.

 

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:55 | 1195704 hognutz
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HITLER BITCHEZ!!!!!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:06 | 1196573 Holodomor2012
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Take on the international plutocracy and have your name and image raked through mud for eternity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I4C6u2CM0c

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 22:33 | 1198226 Tail Dogging The Wag
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"Investors need to diversify, they need to own some real estate, they need to own some farmland, they need to own some equities, some cash, and some precious metals..."   Marc Faber —Investment analyst

Got real estate and farmland outside your home country yet?

http://www.thorssoncapital.weebly.com

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:56 | 1195712 JPDG
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Tyler, are gold and silver trading?  Kitco charts are odd and show "blips" here and there.  Goldshark's charts had silver almost up to $48...? Anything you can tell us? 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195722 DaddyO
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US markets are closed for Good Friday.

DaddyO

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195733 JPDG
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Right.  Was just curious why kitco wasn't tracking other trading?  Their charts are flat?  *shurg*  No worries.  Thanks! 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1195822 herewego...
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Kitco's chart is a flat chested bitch for these 'closed' days.

http://www.kitcosilver.com/charts.html

 

Try bullionvault, nice curves there.

http://www.bullionvault.com/gold-price-chart.do

(select silver)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:47 | 1195829 cowdiddly
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Its amazing what the price does when the Nymex and globex goons can't pour their paper on the fire. I wish there were more western only holidays. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:01 | 1195853 French Frog
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it will be interesting to see where it opens on sunday evening at 18.00 EST; watch for any prints that sometimes appear between 17.00 and 18.00 EST. 

we have now at least 4 different feeds where the price is above 47.50 (bullionvault, goldseek, goldshark + 1x Metatrader platform);

maybe someone with experience can shed some lights on whether these price prints are here to stay or not; very often on xe.com you get wacky currency prints on saturday when everything is supposed to be closed!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:04 | 1195855 French Frog
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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:06 | 1195862 cowdiddly
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I don't know where they will open it Monday but I Have noticed the last three trading days are almost ruler smooth. Nice and orderly. Gee I wonder why. Its a sad day when the commies have more legitimate markets that the so called free world.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:32 | 1205577 tomster0126
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now that the prices are dropping slightly, what are your thoughts?

 

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:17 | 1195896 SilverRhino
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Spot is 47.60 an ozt?  Holy shit.  

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 14:03 | 1196740 Absinthe Minded
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Silver at $46.72. World market open for a few more hours.

 

http://www.kitco.com/market/ 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:54 | 1195836 THE DORK OF CORK
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Time for a bit of Temple clearing , me thinks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cj7H2jafUk

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:48 | 1195851 Miles Kendig
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Timly and ya DOC, we've seen this movie before.

http://youtu.be/JrEnEa3ZgUY

Meanwhile some folks continue with the Uhh-ahh

http://youtu.be/hSwJ2rjUSdc

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:51 | 1196057 THE DORK OF CORK
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Ha  hilarious

The second vid is beyond strange.

Heres some footage from Dublin before the ECB-34s were on the streets.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2UTXffglw

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:46 | 1196155 Miles Kendig
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Ya it sure is, but then so is JPM, GS, SocGen, HSBC, Barclays, Nomura, DoucheBank, its Landesbankenmuffins and of course those "pillars" of Irish banking whose balance sheets make Cowen seem downright clear & concise.

To Cowen and co ..

http://youtu.be/f4K6ZxDwi34

And his like minded associates

http://youtu.be/NG-Z6-nFQBo

And their MAD fixation

http://youtu.be/Z2Zvz1v7Hig

Regardless, their running days with all those freaky friends may well be coming to an untimely end while Blythe insists on nobbin' with his patented; Alles Klar, Herr Kommissar.

http://youtu.be/_w4Xulsjo5I

And ya Jay Gould Esq - it was a set up to this one .. heh

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:56 | 1196095 Jay Gould Esq.
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+1...Haven't heard this one in years.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1196708 Manthong
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According to my search engine it's Earth Day.

A day to celebrate endangered panda's, penquins and koalas.

Soon the fertility rabbit of springtime will leave eggs in hidden places to teach the children to aspire to reproduction. 

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 19:58 | 1197914 grekko
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You might want to add SLV to the endangered species list.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:09 | 1195738 spiral_eyes
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$47.67 in asia, just smashed out, up $1 in 3 minutes, biggest silver move in my lifetime...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:10 | 1196156 US Uncut
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Where? I am only seeing it at 46.68/46.72.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195748 Blano
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My netdania chart shows trading stopping at 5PM EST yesterday at about 46.56, FWIW.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:18 | 1195765 PeaBird
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goldseek is still tracking non-US trades in gold, silver & USDX. And yes, silver has just moved by about a dollar quick time.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:56 | 1195713 fuu
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Heil Silver!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195716 I am Jobe
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One fucking big Keynesian Puppets Bitchez.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:38 | 1205593 tomster0126
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Keynes--thoughts on him being the most influential American of the 20th century?

 

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195718 brian0918
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GOODBYE $47!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:00 | 1195720 66Sexy
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Give him a gun and leave the room...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:04 | 1195721 Atomizer
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Die already Crimex

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:06 | 1195725 PY-129-20
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Immer diese Hitler-Clips, pure Obsession. Tztztz. Mal warten, wann irgendwann mal die Stalin oder Mao Clips erscheinen, bitchez! But it is the first time that I find the clip funny. :)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195750 alt-shift-x
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ist schon lustig an zu gucken, wenn man den orginaltext versteht, nech ;) ... funny as hell nevertheless are there any movies with Stalin and Mao that we could use?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:45 | 1195825 Phaethon
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I'm sure Hollywood will soon start cranking out movies creating a mythos around the evils perpetrated in the communist bloc any day now.  It's not like they're pushing some agenda that involves only demonizing Germans or nationalism or something.  Why would they do that?  Why wouldn't they want to expose the much higher death toll of the early Soviet Union?  What would motivate that?  Just a coincidence that no movies like that exist I guess...

 

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:06 | 1195859 Jay Gould Esq.
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Hollywood would respond, "We already did that. Zhivago. Hitler sells, baby. We need some new material. How about revisionist Eva Braun and some tearjerker crap about an affair with 'Papa' Goering ? Angelina could be Eva, and John Goodman as Goering. Have your people call my people."

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:25 | 1195929 Phaethon
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More like 'Hitler is sold.'  Ditto for the History Channel, which may as well be renamed the Non-Stop Replay of the Second World War Channel.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:36 | 1195977 Jay Gould Esq.
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Your observation is correct, however; in that, the atrocities committed during the Stalin Era -- within the Soviet Union itself -- are of little interest to Hollywood filmmakers. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:39 | 1196479 ewmayer
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The first time I saw the giant "H" logo for the H-Channel - I think it was toward the end of the biweekly "Hitler and his Henchmen" marathon - I got the sense that it didn't stand for "History".

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:11 | 1195879 Urban Redneck
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1) Take the text of Hilter's '41 address to the Reichstag 

2) Swap out the nouns with contemporay alternatives and translate into Chinese and Persian

3) Run the translated text as subtitles to a clip of Obama's State of the Union, and dump on youtube 

Warning: Results might be more scary than funny

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 22:35 | 1198231 Tail Dogging The Wag
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LACH! yes, it's funny!  but there are funnier ones...   especially with funny subtitles in many different languages. Incredible acting by the Swiss guy!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195729 John Law Lives
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Even CNBS gets it.  Surging food and energy costs are devastating to consumers.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42704213

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:28 | 1195777 Josh Randall
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Liesman Shoney's buffet cost may be rising - hence, it's becoming a problem

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195736 Silver Shield
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Here is another funny one...

Wall Street Laughs At Main Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVCdPwE7XA

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:09 | 1195737 Silver Shield
Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:35 | 1195793 Hephasteus
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Oh my god that is some seriously funny stuff.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:09 | 1195868 cossack55
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Best i've seen in a while. ROTFFL

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:04 | 1196120 Rick64
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Lol

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:53 | 1196313 6_7_42
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f-in' A!!!!  Shush, or Blythe will hear you.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:34 | 1196455 grunion
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The only reason I am replying is to put another cat up and piss off the cat haters.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:24 | 1196430 faustian bargain
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hilarious sequence.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:18 | 1195745 depression
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Maybe the Comex folks can call the Blackrock folks and borrow some of that 350 Million ounces of physical silver Kevin Feldman claims JPM has stored in it's vault for their iShares SLV ETF.

What we have here is a paper silver shell game between: JPM + Blackrock + Comex

Which walnut shell is the paper silver IOU under now ?

Global demand for physical delivery is very strong and there is no actual physical silver stacked up nice an neat in these theoretical (paper) vaults to satisify any of it.

The virtuous cycle of a secular bull market has taken control of the Silver market: demand drives price higher, as price trends higher new demand increases and pushes price even higher. The stronger this trend gets, the more demand will increase going forward.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195747 DaddyO
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Never under estimate TPTB's ability to maintain the status quo. As long as they have access to the discount window it will be business as usual.

Even if things really start to unravel at a more brisk pace, look out for more and more creative skulldugery as the rules are changed to protect the players that are pulling the strings.

It will continue to get more and more surreal as we move faster and faster towards a one world government.

This is why I personally have not gotten emotional about silver's herculean rise of late. I'm not a trader looking to make profits on PM's. I use them to hedge profits from my day job. My concern rises when I read emotional posts about PM price rise, as this just fuels the "Bubble" hype from the PM bear trolls.

DaddyO

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:25 | 1195775 Ckashan
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Whatever you say guy, you say more skulldugery I say more desperate acts that fail hard.  Desperate acts that seemingly more people catch on to in an exponential manner.  Which drives commodity price increases al carte massive monetary base expansion along with debt monetization.  PMs are money you can't dilute them.  Better to be emotional now than after the fact. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195749 gordengeko
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Whoever initiated the buy silver expose the corruption craze should have a coin in their honor made.  Oh wait they do.lol  Give credit where credit is due, if it wasn't for those brave souls like Max Keiser, Mike Krieger and ZH this knowledge wouldn't be here.

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/mike-kriegers-latest-interview-max-keiser

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:20 | 1195764 SheepDog-One
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VIVA le silver revolutione, bitchez's!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:37 | 1195801 Dr. Richard Head
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La Plata putazzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:35 | 1205584 tomster0126
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Agreed, many thanks to our guys for guiding us through this gauntlet.  I feel like this year is just the start of a totally miserable decade for America...

 

www.forecastfortomorrow.com

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:12 | 1195754 Sudden Debt
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About a week ago, I found a 1oz silver 999 coin in memory about Adolf Hitler. First I saw it so I said, why not buy it, there are always people who I can sell that one to.

After about 1 day, the price went up to 40 euro. I said to myself, oké why not, a bit more than a normal oz coin so I bid a bit higher.

AT THE END SOME FOOL PAYED 245 EURO FOR A 1 OUNCE SILVER COIN WITH HITLER'S FACE ON IT!!

 

I think I'm going to let my coins being melted and let a privat mint make me coins with that fools face on it.

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:29 | 1195779 Long-John-Silver
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Hitler on one side, Bernanke on the other......

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:13 | 1195889 cossack55
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But wouldn't that be like those fake coins you can buy with the same face on each side?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:19 | 1195901 Long-John-Silver
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^^^ Gets it! Go get yourself a cookie.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:03 | 1196564 KickIce
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Soros might be a better choice.  I don't think Bernanke takes a piss without the permission of the CBs.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:21 | 1195920 jimijon
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Well.. I minted my first coin and would enjoy a partner to mint a second coin.

$3500 for the die and the artwork sculpting

The rest... the price of silver.. minimum of 500 oz.

cheers

you can reach me at http://www.mundogold.com

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:48 | 1196303 CD
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You should get in touch with WilliamBanzai7, I am sure he has a few non-satirical designs up his sleeve.

Also, if you have not yet checked out Turd Ferguson's blog, you may very well get some takers there as well: 

Along The Watchtower: The end of the Great Keynesian Experiment is upon us. Prepare accordingly.">

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:24 | 1195922 SilverRhino
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That's fucking crazy.   Hey here's a thought for some ZH coiner.

Put Obama's face on a 1oz round and sell it for 100 bucks to some hardcore liberal types.   I'm pretty sure SOME will pay for it. 

If you make $$ on this ... buy me a beer over it ;-)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 20:44 | 1197991 StychoKiller
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You could stamp his image on pewter and there would STILL be some takers at $110 -- a fool and his FRNs and all...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:18 | 1195760 SheepDog-One
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But the Bernank says NO ONE wants to buy silver, people like stocks and want to buy them using FRN's. Well times are about to get real interesting here, hang on to your hats.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:26 | 1195771 johnnymustardseed
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WOW!!!! $48 will fall soon. Are the Hunt  Brothers still alive to see this?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:29 | 1195785 Long-John-Silver
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Last I heard they were. I'm sure someone will interview them when their (not inflation adjusted) Silver high is taken out  .

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:28 | 1195778 MrBoompi
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$47.61 at GoldMoney, which is enough to make even me say SILVER BITCHEZ!!!!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:26 | 1195781 Gordon Freeman
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I don't care how many times I watch those bunker videos, I laugh my ass off every time!  LOL!!!

Anybody know what the original movie is?  I feel like I should watch it, just for fairness...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:35 | 1195797 wreynol4
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It's called "Downfall" was released in 2004. It's a good movie in German with English subtitles.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:39 | 1195810 Phaethon
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The German title is "Untergang" and the English title is "Downfall."

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:40 | 1195979 gmj
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It's on youtube:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l5I3fokkU&feature=related 

But don't expect humor.  It's very grim.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:57 | 1196339 Yancey Ward
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How does it end?:)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 14:28 | 1196852 Shitters_Full
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Seriously just spit coffee across the desk.  Nice.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 16:48 | 1197469 Great Dane
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Russians and US take down Germany. White culture demonized and multiculturism begins.

here's the lastest video of our new kinder, gentler mixed society:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fkDYlhU6Q

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:33 | 1195787 jimijon
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In celebration of this Holy Weekend, my coin is still only $48.00!

I will raise the price on Monday (though Easter would be more appropriate).

Let's see if one ZH'er buys one. If one does, please post a comment when you pay to tell me that you came from ZH. Then I can see if the people here really support those who are actually doing their part as a small entrepreneur capitalist.

So far NOT ONE ZH'r has bought a coin. 

Finally, if you do say you are from ZH, I will not charge shipping.

http://www.mundogold.com

blessings to all.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:20 | 1195910 tmosley
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I would suggest you map your price to spot, otherwise you will not have any sales at all for a long time, then suddenly sell out of everything when the price goes below spot.

I don't usually buy if there isn't a dip, and with fixed pricing, there are no dips.

I would buy some now, as that price is suddenly very reasonable, but I don't get paid until next Friday, and I'm fresh out of dry powder.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:55 | 1196695 jimijon
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If you remind me in a week I will still sell you one with free shipping at that price of $48.00

Yes, I now should fix the price to spot. I will once it breaks $48.00. And besides here on ZH, I have stopped promoting or marketing these "ROUNDS". 

blessings

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:32 | 1196244 In Vino Veritas
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jimijon

If you're in the US, you need to be careful about using the term "coins".  As I understand it, that is a term reserved specifically for US Mint legal tender.  Were I you, I would use the usual safe term, "rounds".

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 14:04 | 1196732 Dardan
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I bought one!

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:38 | 1205591 tomster0126
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Are you for real?  Did anyone buy?

 

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:37 | 1195800 jtaskinen
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Hello

greetings from Finland. I have watching political depate, no way to any Portugase deal, at least without some sort of bankster/investor participation, two out of three parties forming the government have dug in their promises so deep, they cannot possibly renegate....hah, fun. Just let to burn as we cannot afford this largesse.

But the real news for you. Social democratics tax system is coming to America...your tax man admires the efficiency of our system, yes, it is a horror story and does not understand jokes

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:58 | 1195845 herewego...
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tervetuloa. here's hoping you finns can finnish it.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:35 | 1196463 mach777
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Maybe they just haven't been "told" what to do yet.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:35 | 1195802 jtaskinen
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Hello

greetings from Finland. I have watching political depate, no way to any Portugase deal, at least without some sort of bankster/investor participation, two out of three parties forming the government have dug in their promises so deep, they cannot possibly renegate....hah, fun. Just let to burn as we cannot afford this largesse.

But the real news for you. Social democratics tax system is coming to America...your tax man admires the efficiency of our system, yes, it is a horror story and does not understand jokes

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:39 | 1195808 lynnybee
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L.O.L. , every day i run to my computer to see what "the guys on ZEROHEDGE"  are talking about today.  ..... just wish i was "one of the guys", but, i'm odd man (woman) out.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1195824 Dr. Richard Head
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Welcome to the club.  The first thing I do, after turning off the alarm clock, is to grab the droid and surf the hedge.  Nothing helps a bowel movement like the shit that gets scared out of me here.  LOL.  Love the Hedge.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:08 | 1195863 Idiot Savant
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Jesus Dick, I didn't need to read that - junked for ruining my appetite.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:27 | 1195934 Dr. Richard Head
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No one forced you to read it.  HAHA.  We are only in control of our own actions.  Unless of course you are Bernanke.  He now controls the actions of us all. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:13 | 1196593 I Am The Unknow...
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peristalsis much?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:45 | 1196502 ewmayer
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If you were using an iPhone instead, would it track the location of your turds and send them back live to Apple and their ad partners? "Location-based turdvices," I think it's called. And oh yeah, you *did* sign up for it - didn't you read pg 3175(a), subparagraph 8(xvii) in the updated user agreement they sent you last Fall?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:19 | 1196607 I Am The Unknow...
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yeah, that's just above the paragraph where you agree to allow them to scan your fingerprints into their database as you touch your iPhone. 

It's below the part whereby you agree to allow genetic testing and/or sequencing on any material found on your phone during routine service or repair. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:20 | 1195908 cossack55
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If you're a ZHer you are always the odd man/woman/unknown out.  You are probably also on some list at numerous gubmint agencies with alphabet names. 

My fav Orwell quote:

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:46 | 1196043 Dr. Richard Head
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Our company has access to a number of government alphabet soup watch lists.  So far, I have not been listed on one of them.  Then again, the good list is hidden with the CIA. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1195812 lynnybee
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deleted / double post

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:49 | 1195831 Long-John-Silver
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* Blythe wakes up and finds me laying beside her (again). She starts screaming........

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:50 | 1196052 Dr. Richard Head
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Silver dong her John John.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:54 | 1195839 jimijon
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I find Blythe so incredibly attractive with that aura of vulnerability.

I just want to hold her and protect her from all you mean ZH'rs

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:49 | 1196058 Dr. Richard Head
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If you hold her, make sure her head is under water.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:54 | 1195840 docmac324
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Hank Paulson coins are the next Hitler buzz, in 2000 years.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:48 | 1196517 ewmayer
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Actually, I believe it' spelled "Heinrich Paulsohn".

[I know, multiple replies to same comment thread ... but it's GF, markets are closed, and I'm bored ... maybe I should try my hand at this arcane "work" thing I'm supposed to be doing.]

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:56 | 1195844 gaoptimize
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I'd like to know what the German people think of these videos, and if they take the english-dubbed version of this movie and put German sub-titles with it to create the same effect.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:57 | 1195846 RacerX
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Yep, "Downfall". Awesome movie.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:12 | 1195869 Long-John-Silver
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When the USA crashes and States secede declaring independence. A similar movie about Obama will be made with the same title. The First Black President was also the last of a 50 State nation.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:19 | 1196422 Fast Twitch
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Kinda poetic, the blackman putting his master into slavery...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:10 | 1195865 DeweyLeon
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Could the TPTB be behind the rise in metals as a way of keeping the sheep in worthless dollars?

I mean at some point even j6p will realize that his fiat is near worthless and will try to get into real money.  Is tptb anticipating this and allowing metals to rise so that j6p will be unable to afford metal with his worthless frn's, thus a slave to the current system?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:16 | 1195893 Long-John-Silver
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TPTB care not about the Sheep. Metals are rising because the US Dollar is Jew confetti. (Before you neg me google it.)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:40 | 1195969 Idiot Savant
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No, not only can j6p not afford metals, he/she is a net seller to make ends meet. There won't be any rush from the general populace to buy metals, as they can't afford them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/22/gold-hits-record-high-americans-sell_n_852320.html

Junk away for linking to HuffPo, but I think it's relevant. Lots of articles like this over the last year or two.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:11 | 1196147 Bam_Man
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The final fleecing of the sheeple.

Force them to sell their gold for 30-40 cents on the dollar so they can afford to eat.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:39 | 1195972 Idiot Savant
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Double post.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:12 | 1195887 RobotTrader
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Wonder which is accelerating up faster?

SLV, SINA or TZOO?

Tough call.......

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:18 | 1195911 RobotTrader
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No bubble happening here.....

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:51 | 1196055 tmosley
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Why don't you post similar charts on all commodities.

All fiat currencies are being devalued en masse, in the hopes that no-one will notice.

The silver market is just paying more attention than most others.

Also, nice bias in your simultaneous declaration of a silver bubble while continuing to post stock boners on individual stocks that outperform silver on a given day, as if you should be getting greater returns elsewhere.

Douchbag.  Go hang yourself.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:54 | 1196066 Dr. Richard Head
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:17 | 1196416 faustian bargain
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The whole economy is a bubble, as evidenced by the worthless charts you post every day.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:22 | 1195916 Youri Carma
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THE SILVER LIBERATION ARMY TO BLYTH MASTERS http://silverliberationarmy.com/

“Blyth Masters! This is the SLA, Spit, spit spit. I’ve an hair on my tongue. Can’t get it off. You know how much I hate that!!? Huh, of course you do. You put it there.

Remember that night when you were drunk? Of course you don’t, you were drunk.

I know what you said about us Blyth Masters, I know you badmouthed us to the execs at JP Morgan, put the kibush on our deal. Now we gonna put the kibosh on you!

You know we’ve kiboshed? before. And we will … kibosh again.” http://youtu.be/5I6CGBNODaY

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:26 | 1195932 Youri Carma
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Talkin bout uncle Hitler …..

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Thinking About Running For President…Of Europe, 21 April 2011, by Gregory White (Business Insider) http://www.businessinsider.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-president-europe-

So the Terminator can Terminate us LOLz

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:35 | 1195983 Miles Kendig
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ROFLMAO - FTMFW!!!

Classic

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:46 | 1195994 Dr. Impossible
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I speculate the world is going to shortly find out the Allies of that time didn't actually win those wars, and its been all propaganda to believe we had. With the potential of having sided the the true aggravators of the situation that drove that world to war. My freedoms have not increaded since that time, why is that so?

i found this vid entertaining, until the last few lines

"we'll be next, so we should at-least try to take as much wealth as we can"

...who owns those Swiss accounts that were so popular in the time? How was the funding for those accounts acquired? Is it influencing U.S. financial/credit/political markets? If so, can i acquire the audit info with a F.O.I.A. request? If i had assets like these would i as an American be required to disclose? Further, why are the accounts that hold the ownership of the F.E.D. not open to this same scrutiny as my accounts are? Was gold and other treasures looted from the German population/economy prior to the wars? What did the 10,20,40years look like(economically) in Germany prior to the beginning of these wars? Were there capital/fiscal frauds being committed as per German laws of the time? If so, do these assets still exist, and are they being used as leverage in the U.S. market?

..the smell test tells me not all is at it seems

......DEBT based fiat currency vs PM tender?....wtf

when i questioned a treasuries consultant about this, his claim was...."but, but we couldn't have done this if not for the FED" my response was...THATS THE POINT!!!! His responses were what I'd thought would come from a Madoff type...The guy uses "game theory" and "channel trading" strategies for investing, and very successful doing so. Expecting me to take his spot upon retirement. He taught me this, then I adapted to a roulette table, using the numerical history of the previous spin, with positive results...proving him to be nothing more then a gambler. Or was i making "investments' on that table, because i was able to strategize from the historical spins?

He's pissed at me now, I think he may have cut me off, cause of. Calling me "not politically correct". I told him just wait and see, my gold is convertible, is your paper the same?..especially when "Rome is Burning" filling your house with paper isn't the brightest idea.

Now if you wanna save our "homeland"...GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO BE PRODUCTIVE!!!

..or open a bank, and hit a roulette table...only 1 direction you can go with that strategy.

also due to the overwhelming profitability of engaging in fraud...i strongly advise researching historical frauds, where the profit points are, how they were "caught/found"and what made these actions fraudulent. If you have any interests in asset protection, or investment holdings for gain., I'd call you a fool if you don't.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:29 | 1196421 Hook Line and S...
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Your last paragraph is more poignant than most ZH'r would even feel comfortable to subscribe to.

Might I add...

  1. You can use fundamentals, but do so only in the context of capitalizing on fraud.
  2. Analyze charts, but only to reveal patterns in manipulation, and utilize this knowledge to game the gamers (don't do this unless your really can get into their mind and project the 2nd, 3rd positions they may take to oust their 'competition').
  3. Study history, look for the signs revealed by game theory and apply it to today's events (but don't do this outside of your recognition of heisenberg's uncertainty principle).
  4. Step outside the good in yourself and imagine yourself being the most rebellious self-centered individual as possible. Envision the depths to which 'you' go to pull the strings. Leave no possibility out (allowing yourself to exterminate entire populations if that what it takes to reach your goal). remember, you are motivated by control and power, which is kick started by fear. Tell yourself you hate your maker (get into it), because you cannot be the source in complete. You must establish this mind-set to understand the depravity and pride you are up against.
  5. Go read Cog Dis's published thoughts here and embrace the fact that you can honor an extremely high expectation that most people (specifically American's) are bound to their own internal denial and dissonance. Knowing this, you can add/subtract probability for actions and reactions from the populace.
  6. Read 'The Prince' again.
  7. Get out of your corrupt dream state and take a shower! Remind yourself there are both relative AND absolute truths.
  8. Act immediately on your conclusions and don't hesitate.

 

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:26 | 1196622 Dr. Impossible
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oye....i return to the fact...give a man a fish, feed him for a day....teach a man to fish.

 

i need not be a hero here,we all know how heroes are given there position.But just to project to others they can be. eventually someone will catch on, and i will not have needed to risk, or put forth asset to achieve desired out-come.

self inflicted S.A.S modeled, mental conditioning training has brought me to date on most of these 1-8 issues. However i can't allow for #4.

  "Step outside the good in yourself and imagine yourself being the most rebellious self-centered individual as possible. Envision the depths to which 'you' go to pull the strings. Leave no possibility out (allowing yourself to exterminate entire populations if that what it takes to reach your goal). remember, you are motivated by control and power, which is kick started by fear. Tell yourself you hate your maker (get into it), because you cannot be the source in complete. You must establish this mind-set to understand the depravity and pride you are up against."

As a team leader. i'm obligated to implement redundency systems(of my chosing) for my allocations. For "team protection". I may fail...this is of little consequence. As the projects i work on are "white elephant projects" with known limits and anticipated terminations.

 "you are motivated by control and power"

thats a loss-leader (no pun intended) if i've ever seen 1...paint myself a big red target? ask these rulers in the MENA area how that's working for them.

 Being a captain of a hockey team, I've learned the best competition is not the other team, nor the outcome of the end of game. But to foster, healthy internal team competition. This, for all intensive purposes, completely neuters the opposition. The team creed i played under for more then 10yrs was, "Best bloods your own blood". The competition was each game, which teammate had the most of their own blood on their jersey at the end. It was very messy, stomach turning at times. The Team stench from dried bloodied gear was, was,well i don't think i should comment in public on it. To say the least, others knew when we were coming. Our team was elected the most underhanded in the league...funny that drive wasn't even to win games but internal team entertainment.

Basically, to quote some unknown rap star..."it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."

this isn't an intention to junk you, and i actually like your train of thought here. Dangerous..hmm...maybe, but risk is still just a 4 letter word, and should be respected as such.

I am a "Do'er", not a "leader" by choice, but a leader by action, nor am i a "follower". When others follow me, I make it clear, no matter the outcome, its for entertainment purposes only. As any experiences, and educational exposures are by-products of.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 22:46 | 1198259 foofoojin
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"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"-WarGames

The Devil Takes the Hindmost would be a good book to start at.

remember that how we biologically frame taking something for ourselves is internally controlled by the risk/reward battle in our heads.  reduce your risk, take your reward.  that pretty much sums up financial system for the last 100 years.

You want to win. trick them into unknowingly takeing on huge risk. BTFD is only a problem to TPTB because TPTB assumed they can reduce the risk to zero by pulling the TBTF card.

This can end in two ways.

They revert back into predictable patterns for a short time(rats abandoning the ship) when they realise TBTF is not gonna pass this time and we all wake up and get back to work in the the nation our founders created. The other option, TBTF happens again. we know that pattern, we take some profits and one day we wake up broke and homeless on the nation our founders created.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:43 | 1196021 Bubbles the cat (not verified)
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LMFAO.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:57 | 1196083 Mr Drysdale
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..."Or Turds blog"

LOVE IT! Thanks Zerohedge for the commentary and info I have learned here.

 

(you too 'ya big hatted fellow)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:08 | 1196145 FranSix
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Watch the discount rate very closely in the next couple of weeks, if the discount rate declines below bullion forward rates, or we see negative t-bill rates, then the shit will hit the fan.

Both Silver and Gold lease rates have slowly gone positive on the rise in bullion prices during the last month.  This means that face values on leases are declining against a rise in the physical price.

I watched without the sound turned on, I'll probably rent the downfall again.  Its so well made.

 

 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:39 | 1196485 vachon
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This series is sacrilegious and hysterical.  I may have rethink my devotion to PCers.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:50 | 1196513 medicalstudent
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well done.

 

very.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:25 | 1196619 Silver Bug
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There isn't much difference between the two.

 

http://silverliberationarmy.blogspot.com/

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:43 | 1196658 slewie the pi-rat
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nazis & their banksters have always loved gold.  ask the bush presidents!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 21:30 | 1198082 honestann
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Hitler and JPM.  Hmmm.  I wonder how much GoldmanShafts is paying JPM to be the "bad guy" for a while?  Hahahahaha.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 21:30 | 1198083 monopoly
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So well done. Can watch it again and again.. Hitler is a great actor. Just taking some time. Almost there all. Almost ther.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:46 | 1198701 Dr. Impossible
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*** This post has been censored/deleted by your friends at the DHS. This is for your protection.

Sun, 04/24/2011 - 13:22 | 1201160 VENOM650R
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Silver and gold are B.S.

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