Hitler And The COMEX

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:55 | 1195704 hognutz
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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:06 | 1196573 Holodomor2012
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Take on the international plutocracy and have your name and image raked through mud for eternity.


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 22:33 | 1198226 Tail Dogging The Wag
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"Investors need to diversify, they need to own some real estate, they need to own some farmland, they need to own some equities, some cash, and some precious metals..."   Marc Faber —Investment analyst

Got real estate and farmland outside your home country yet?


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:56 | 1195712 JPDG
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Tyler, are gold and silver trading?  Kitco charts are odd and show "blips" here and there.  Goldshark's charts had silver almost up to $48...? Anything you can tell us? 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195722 DaddyO
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US markets are closed for Good Friday.


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195733 JPDG
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Right.  Was just curious why kitco wasn't tracking other trading?  Their charts are flat?  *shurg*  No worries.  Thanks! 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1195822 herewego...
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Kitco's chart is a flat chested bitch for these 'closed' days.



Try bullionvault, nice curves there.


(select silver)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:47 | 1195829 cowdiddly
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Its amazing what the price does when the Nymex and globex goons can't pour their paper on the fire. I wish there were more western only holidays. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:01 | 1195853 French Frog
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it will be interesting to see where it opens on sunday evening at 18.00 EST; watch for any prints that sometimes appear between 17.00 and 18.00 EST. 

we have now at least 4 different feeds where the price is above 47.50 (bullionvault, goldseek, goldshark + 1x Metatrader platform);

maybe someone with experience can shed some lights on whether these price prints are here to stay or not; very often on xe.com you get wacky currency prints on saturday when everything is supposed to be closed!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:04 | 1195855 French Frog
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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:06 | 1195862 cowdiddly
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I don't know where they will open it Monday but I Have noticed the last three trading days are almost ruler smooth. Nice and orderly. Gee I wonder why. Its a sad day when the commies have more legitimate markets that the so called free world.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:32 | 1205577 tomster0126
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now that the prices are dropping slightly, what are your thoughts?



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:17 | 1195896 SilverRhino
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Spot is 47.60 an ozt?  Holy shit.  

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 14:03 | 1196740 Absinthe Minded
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Silver at $46.72. World market open for a few more hours.



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:54 | 1195836 THE DORK OF CORK
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Time for a bit of Temple clearing , me thinks.



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:48 | 1195851 Miles Kendig
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Timly and ya DOC, we've seen this movie before.


Meanwhile some folks continue with the Uhh-ahh


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:51 | 1196057 THE DORK OF CORK
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Ha  hilarious

The second vid is beyond strange.

Heres some footage from Dublin before the ECB-34s were on the streets.



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:46 | 1196155 Miles Kendig
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Ya it sure is, but then so is JPM, GS, SocGen, HSBC, Barclays, Nomura, DoucheBank, its Landesbankenmuffins and of course those "pillars" of Irish banking whose balance sheets make Cowen seem downright clear & concise.

To Cowen and co ..


And his like minded associates


And their MAD fixation


Regardless, their running days with all those freaky friends may well be coming to an untimely end while Blythe insists on nobbin' with his patented; Alles Klar, Herr Kommissar.


And ya Jay Gould Esq - it was a set up to this one .. heh

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:56 | 1196095 Jay Gould Esq.
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+1...Haven't heard this one in years.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1196708 Manthong
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According to my search engine it's Earth Day.

A day to celebrate endangered panda's, penquins and koalas.

Soon the fertility rabbit of springtime will leave eggs in hidden places to teach the children to aspire to reproduction. 


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 19:58 | 1197914 grekko
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You might want to add SLV to the endangered species list.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:09 | 1195738 spiral_eyes
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$47.67 in asia, just smashed out, up $1 in 3 minutes, biggest silver move in my lifetime...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:10 | 1196156 US Uncut
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Where? I am only seeing it at 46.68/46.72.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195748 Blano
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My netdania chart shows trading stopping at 5PM EST yesterday at about 46.56, FWIW.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:18 | 1195765 PeaBird
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goldseek is still tracking non-US trades in gold, silver & USDX. And yes, silver has just moved by about a dollar quick time.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:56 | 1195713 fuu
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Heil Silver!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195716 I am Jobe
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One fucking big Keynesian Puppets Bitchez.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 18:38 | 1205593 tomster0126
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Keynes--thoughts on him being the most influential American of the 20th century?



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:01 | 1195718 brian0918
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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:00 | 1195720 66Sexy
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Give him a gun and leave the room...

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:04 | 1195721 Atomizer
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Die already Crimex


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:06 | 1195725 PY-129-20
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Immer diese Hitler-Clips, pure Obsession. Tztztz. Mal warten, wann irgendwann mal die Stalin oder Mao Clips erscheinen, bitchez! But it is the first time that I find the clip funny. :)

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:10 | 1195750 alt-shift-x
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ist schon lustig an zu gucken, wenn man den orginaltext versteht, nech ;) ... funny as hell nevertheless are there any movies with Stalin and Mao that we could use?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:45 | 1195825 Phaethon
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I'm sure Hollywood will soon start cranking out movies creating a mythos around the evils perpetrated in the communist bloc any day now.  It's not like they're pushing some agenda that involves only demonizing Germans or nationalism or something.  Why would they do that?  Why wouldn't they want to expose the much higher death toll of the early Soviet Union?  What would motivate that?  Just a coincidence that no movies like that exist I guess...



Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:06 | 1195859 Jay Gould Esq.
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Hollywood would respond, "We already did that. Zhivago. Hitler sells, baby. We need some new material. How about revisionist Eva Braun and some tearjerker crap about an affair with 'Papa' Goering ? Angelina could be Eva, and John Goodman as Goering. Have your people call my people."

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:25 | 1195929 Phaethon
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More like 'Hitler is sold.'  Ditto for the History Channel, which may as well be renamed the Non-Stop Replay of the Second World War Channel.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:36 | 1195977 Jay Gould Esq.
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Your observation is correct, however; in that, the atrocities committed during the Stalin Era -- within the Soviet Union itself -- are of little interest to Hollywood filmmakers. 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:39 | 1196479 ewmayer
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The first time I saw the giant "H" logo for the H-Channel - I think it was toward the end of the biweekly "Hitler and his Henchmen" marathon - I got the sense that it didn't stand for "History".

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:11 | 1195879 Urban Redneck
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1) Take the text of Hilter's '41 address to the Reichstag 

2) Swap out the nouns with contemporay alternatives and translate into Chinese and Persian

3) Run the translated text as subtitles to a clip of Obama's State of the Union, and dump on youtube 

Warning: Results might be more scary than funny

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 22:35 | 1198231 Tail Dogging The Wag
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LACH! yes, it's funny!  but there are funnier ones...   especially with funny subtitles in many different languages. Incredible acting by the Swiss guy!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195729 John Law Lives
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Even CNBS gets it.  Surging food and energy costs are devastating to consumers.


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:28 | 1195777 Josh Randall
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Liesman Shoney's buffet cost may be rising - hence, it's becoming a problem

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:07 | 1195736 Silver Shield
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Here is another funny one...

Wall Street Laughs At Main Street


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:09 | 1195737 Silver Shield
Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:35 | 1195793 Hephasteus
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Oh my god that is some seriously funny stuff.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:09 | 1195868 cossack55
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Best i've seen in a while. ROTFFL

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:04 | 1196120 Rick64
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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:53 | 1196313 6_7_42
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f-in' A!!!!  Shush, or Blythe will hear you.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:34 | 1196455 grunion
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