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Hugh Hendry: "I Would Recommend You Panic"

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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 12:13 | 376966 Cognitive Dissonance
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"I Would Recommend You Panic"

Quote of the year to date.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 12:20 | 376984 mikla
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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 12:27 | 377020 WaterWings
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BP's incompetence is at least criminally negligent. This may appear unrelated -but this will really piss you off. Don't be put off by the foul language - imagine you're listening in on a oil worker convo. Maybe GW can chew it and give us a circumcised take:


This needs to be NEWS. NOW.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:30 | 377150 ZerOhead
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Starts slow but ends strong... the fu$&ing chick is right about everything you know... and yes I also concur Thad Allen should be put into fu$&ing  jail for fu$&ing negligence on this one (he's a goddamm BP apologist) ... and Obama has been largely fu$&ing AWOL.

Why the fu$% won't Obama allow Jindal to the bypass the EPA delays to just seal the wetlands to save them. If I were that deregulation pimping idiot Jindal I would just dredge and berm without asking and have the Louisianna National Guard on the scene with weapons. If Obama trys to stop him (he won't... think about the implications)... Jindal will become a freaking legend!

Action Now!! you mother fu$%ers!!!

Palin/Jindal 2012... the Tard Ticket!

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:38 | 377238 Gully Foyle
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Dude, someone messed with the K and C keys on your keyboard.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:50 | 377277 ZerOhead
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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 20:34 | 378089 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Fri, 05/28/2010 - 00:03 | 378414 Fish Gone Bad
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It is OK to use the word FUCKING in conversation if you want.  ZH is pretty lenient as far as what they allow people to post. 

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 07:04 | 378648 Sudden Debt
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Fri, 05/28/2010 - 01:10 | 378479 polish pola
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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:52 | 377288 DosZap
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I agree, Jindal has appealed WAY to many time, and far too long.

It's just like the friggin border, and AZ.

It's your state, you have to live there, you have to care for your interests....

Because F**ks**%^ doesn't give one shit.

It's like he's just a visitor here................friggin maniac.( Oh, they did fire the woman in charge of offshore drilling.....LOL).

Command and Control...............Roger Ramjet.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:04 | 377320 WaterWings
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Very well put. Nanny state. Maryland cops learned their lesson (after allowing that merciless beating footage after the basketball game to go viral online) and is now gifting felonies to anyone taping an arrest. Same thing for angry letters to your senator:


Here's the direct link to HuffPorn if you find the above uninteresting:


Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:09 | 377336 Cognitive Dissonance
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Excuse ME!!

I'm perfectly capable of multitasking, thank you very much. :>)

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:50 | 377453 WaterWings
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Didn't O say that too? I guess he can take vacations and save the planet at the same time too.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 15:12 | 377506 Dburn
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There you go...35 burglaries which he did time for where the sum total is probably less than one mid-range house sold under a BS appraisal to a person whose income was jacked up to get it by the computer so the bank sell it at a hefty profit to Goldman Sachs who then put it in a CDO and sold it as triple AAA rate security without the loan tapes so 20 people could safely take out ultra cheap CDSs knowing the security buyer is going to be out 500m or more so the 20 CDS traders are in some serious money and the bank forecloses and socks some of the taxpayer money they got for throwing it on the Fed's balance sheet in everyone's bonus checks and lies about the house on the balance sheet so the stock will go up.

Nothing wrong there for the cops to investigate? But this guy gets the full Monty treatment of a grand jury indictment for writing a Senator because he's an asshole which means almost definite jail time for him because of a past criminal record that pales to insignificance when one considers the sheer quantity of people blowing up the Rule of Law on that one house for more bathrooms than they could possibly use.


Hey one more off the unemployment rolls. Hmm, I wonder if they put prisoners down as employed. There's 2 Million of them.


Thu, 05/27/2010 - 15:38 | 377571 WaterWings
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Great post.

It's official I've hijacked the upper portion of the thread (sorry Tyler) but I missed the video when it came on the radar around here a few days ago. I'm so freaking mad. Anyway. Here's some more:

10 Things You Need (But Don't Want) To Know About the BP Oil Spill:


Double-sized insurance payout ($270 million) for wrecked platform. Sound familiar?


Thu, 05/27/2010 - 20:43 | 378106 A Nanny Moose
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As consumers of fuel, and as taxpayers, we've not only been severely cornholed, but skullfscked.

Don't even get me started on the damage to our life support system.

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 01:32 | 378496 Slewburger
Thu, 05/27/2010 - 23:26 | 378375 Double down
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Folks, that first paragraph, that is one sentence!!  Give the man hand, that is some serious frustration.

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 00:10 | 378421 Fish Gone Bad
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I went back and read it again.  I am so used to reading my nephews terrible writing that I missed it the first time.

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 02:01 | 378515 faustian bargain
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i saw "35 burglaries...<eye glaze>...so the stock will go up."

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 05:27 | 378603 Crime of the Century
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Maybe Bruce was unaware that it was Vicky's benign "angry letters" that got the Feds interested in setting up Randy Weaver to buy a sawed-off shotgun - supposedly.

He's getting off easy.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 20:01 | 378038 Moneygrove
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no bailouts for the gulf states !!!!!!!!!!!! no palin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 02:04 | 378520 roadlust
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Going for the new record in low IQ presidential administrations, with Palin/Jinda? 

These two morons of the "get rid of the government, and drill baby drill" ilk, suddenly think the dread guvment isn't doing enough to fix capitalism's greatest debacle so far this decade? 

At least the oil slick couldn't hit a better spot.  Coating the dumbass red states with black death for years.  Drill, baby, drill.  Indeed.

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 08:03 | 378685 False_Profit
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...and how will "black death" help contribute to your standard of living today? tomorrow?

be careful where you throw rocks roadlust...

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 22:02 | 478022 williambanzai7
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You read her latest book, Mein Kunt?

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:17 | 377164 Double down
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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:26 | 377197 Smokey
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Morals, ethics, honesty, and now proper fucking booming - it's for pussies.


Got it.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 21:47 | 378235 Chump
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Hello friend.  Just a minor correction: "fucking proper fucking booming," is for pussies.

I quite love your avatar.  I walked down the aisle with my bride to "Jackson."

Can you blame the voice of youth for asking, what is truth?

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:33 | 377218 SecretGoldfish
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best thing i've seen all day . . . other than velobabe's new avi

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 13:58 | 377271 WaterWings
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Jump! you junkers! (I'm the 5th junk)

When you have "O" cheerleader Chris Matthews saying he is "scared" by the community organizer's detached approach to the gusher all I can say is that it's the transition faze between pleasing people and then turning on them.

We are so fucked.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:02 | 377314 been there done that
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WoW..... not sure why some flagged this as junk, off topic maybe (for this particular story) but not junk.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:40 | 377447 WaterWings
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I think I got swarmed by BP trolls. They're off doing PR somewhere else on the web for the moment.

BP: "Don't ask, don't tell."

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:04 | 377319 Chump
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Thank you thank you thank you thank thank you thank you thank you for posting that.  I've sent it along and posted it where I think it will be seen.

No idea why you got junked, unless someone(s) doesn't like the nasty language.  Personally, it's nice to see cursing used where it's entirely appropriate and adds to the message.

Again, thank you.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:37 | 377437 WaterWings
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My absolute pleasure. Somehow we need to get that content in a more public friendly format.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 15:25 | 377536 Cathartes Aura
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for what it's worth WaterWings, I forwarded that video to more than a handful of people, including one that blogs, when it was posted on ZH a couple days ago - it's a great, if maddening, piece of information that everyone, irregardless of "belief system" needs to be made aware of. . .thanks for keeping it alive.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 22:20 | 378294 Chump
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I couldn't give less of a shit about the faceless "public." If the very necessary language in this video turns people off then fuck them in their stupid fucking earholes. I weep for America. This catastrophe is "just" a symptom.

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 04:49 | 378589 cossack55
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Actually, I found the language in the video far less offensive than anything viewed on C-SPAN or CNBC.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:15 | 377363 JW n FL
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by WaterWings
on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 11:27

BP's incompetence is at least criminally negligent. This may appear unrelated -but this will really piss you off. Don't be put off by the foul language - imagine you're listening in on a oil worker convo. Maybe GW can chew it and give us a circumcised take:


This needs to be NEWS. NOW.



                    http://www.livestream.com/wkrg_oil_spill/share?utm_source=lsplayer&utm_medium=ui-share&utm_campaign=wkrg_oil_spill&utm_content=wkrg_oil_spill  &... http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6493 ... Both where shared here by someone... Both are worth your time.

                    The Legislation that was blocked, by a member of Congress? maybe the House? either way the Whore in question... took in $1.2 million dollars in Bribbes, Oops! I mean Lobby Monies... and crushed the $75 Billion Dollar Clean Up Bill, before it could be put to a Vote!

                    Who expects to come to Florida to find clean beaches? What percentage of Florida's income is Tourism? No worries, its all good!

Be well WaterWings and yes this should all be news, JW

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 14:36 | 377431 WaterWings
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I'm liking your posts today. (I'm never biased for any reason)

Good links!

Just checked the live cam and all I see is MORE GUSHING OIL!!!


Thu, 05/27/2010 - 21:52 | 378243 nuinut
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Good links, JW

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 01:15 | 378486 polish pola
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saw the video. 

fu$k%ng awesome. 

oops .... i think someone messed with my keyboard too. 

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 15:25 | 377537 merehuman
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WaterWings, the lady cussing is doing her best to express her personal feelings without ripping some heads off. This will be incredibly worse in the days to come.

Carry your junks as a badge of honor. WW you will always be welcome in my house.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 15:29 | 377550 WaterWings
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Deeply honored, MH.

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 20:23 | 378072 A Nanny Moose
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ROFLMAO! Fscking video of the piece-of-s#!t-c*nt year!!

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 20:48 | 378117 Bolweevil
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Deserves Oscar nomination best documentary. 

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 04:43 | 378588 cossack55
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That is one RIGHT ON video. 


Long Live Iceland

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 15:25 | 379770 WaterWings
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I want to sincerely thank all for attending our Montly Junk Fundraiser. We got 14 as of the time stamp - woo hoo! And without any help from resident trolls. See you next month!

Thu, 05/27/2010 - 12:35 | 377051 Cognitive Dissonance
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What was really great about it was the typical English (was it English or Irish or Scottish?) delivery, like he was discussing taking tea with crumpets rather than biscuits.

"Yes, I think I'll have a tea with milk and a little panic on the side."

Brilliant. I listened to it three times, almost soiling myself because I was laughing at the understatement of it all.

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