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I’d Rather Get a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick Than Buy Equities

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At a PE multiple of 20 times earnings, US equities (SPX) are at the top of a seven year valuation range. Emerging markets are even worse, with countries like China and Taiwan sporting positively bubblicious multiples.

There is no doubt that corporate managements panicked at the beginning of 2009 and chopped overheads at an unprecedented rate, leading to the eye popping, jaw dropping 700,000 monthly nonfarm payroll losses we witnessed. With the economy snapping back faster than any of them expected, they accidently created the widest profit margins in history.

Don’t expect lightening to strike twice in the same place. Those margins can only shrink from here, either through the long delayed rehiring of workers that bumps up costs, or because of a subpar recovery or double dip recession that slashes revenues. Equities are a lose-lose trade here, threatening more downside than upside. My former mentor, Barton Biggs, taught me to always leave the last ten percent of a move for the next guy, which I always considered sound advice.

Unfortunately, with interest rates at zero, and $9 trillion sitting in short dated instruments, some models value equities at infinity, and many traders seem hell bent on taking stocks there. So as expensive as equities are here, they may be about to surf a New Year tidal wave of liquidity to even greater heights. During their eighties stock market bubble, the Japanese loved to quote a favorite local expression: “When the fools are dancing, the greater fools are watching.” That was the decade when we took the multiple on Japanese stocks from 10 up to 100. The same may apply now to American equity investors.

I think this next boost could well be setting up one of the great shorting opportunities of the decade, which could start tomorrow, next week, next month, or by summer at the latest. The risk/reward of a long equity position here is terrible. I am particularly keeping in my crosshairs sighted on anything with a poor balance sheet, especially in financials, REIT’s, housing, and retailers. The bell ringer that the top is in will be a failed Treasury auction that triggers frightening, simultaneous sell offs in stocks, bonds, and the dollar. With the volume of government debt offerings increasing at an ever accelerating rate, it’s only a matter of time before this happens. Just as last year delivered a “V” market, this year could bring us the inverted “V”, or a Greek Lambda, “?”.

If some bully is holding you by your ankles outside a high floor window, threatening to let go if you don’t buy equities, only pick the emerging market variety (EEM) where forecast GDP growth rates are the highest. Think the BRIC’s, Brazil (EWZ), Russia (RSX), India (PIN), and China (FXI), with South Korea (EWY), Taiwan (EWT), and Indonesia (IDX) thrown in for a more sophisticated flavor. I prefer my portfolio with a generous soy sauce and ginger flavor, with a little kimchee thrown in for spice, a nice Russian pavlova for desert, all washed down with some strong Brazilian Arabica coffee.

But keep an itchy trigger finger on your mouse, because when the turn comes, there will be no place to hide. And make sure you increasingly add downside protection in the form of cheap puts, or some simple stop losses as we grind our way up towards our appointment with destiny. Also be sure to beat the rush by booking long vacations at that house in the Hamptons, the lakefront property at Tahoe, or the mega yacht in the Mediterranean, early.

For more iconoclastic and out of consensus analysis please visit me at www.madhedgefundtrader.com .

 

 




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Tue, 01/12/2010 - 05:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 17:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 15:08 | Link to Comment DavidC
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Cyan Lite,
Regarding your comments about the Feds et al keeping an arsenal of back-up strategies, I presume that you're referring to the equally bright people in 1930 USA and 1990s Japan had? So presumably we can expect the same results?

What happens if this time 'it' really IS different?

DavidC

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:15 | Link to Comment JR
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As Nathan Martin put it this morning in his Morning Update (an exceptional read, by the way, especially the McHugh take on the phenomena of “up” Mondays): “For those who believe all the Chinese and financial market ‘miracles,’ false statistics and outright lies, I say go take a gander at the miles of parked cargo ships, at the plummeting price of ship lease rates, at plummeting credit statistics, at plummeting sales tax receipts, and then I say….”

And, oh yes, Nate’s remarks are mandatory on the Obama Administration’s hopes to annuitize 401k’s and IRA’s by creating MANDATORY “R Bonds,” forcing retirement savings into DEBT “to finance their wild and out-of-control deficit spending…while interest rates are at ZERO.”

And not to overlook, some good comments from Nate on today’s Bloomberg story that “no U.S. industry has faster profit growth than banks and brokers,” and that “analysts say earnings at financial companies rose 120 percent in the fourth quarter, accounting for all of the income increase in the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index, and will triple by 2011, climbing four times as fast as the market…”

http://economicedge.blogspot.com/

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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I don't know why your restaurants are full. There's no doubt that your experience of what is going on is different from others, and I can't fault you for having a different experience. I don't think we said there is no economic activity, just activity that is far lower than the official statistics and reports seem to be reporting.  My read of all of the available data says "trouble ahead, trouble behind." By all means, be bullish and buy stocks. 

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Reggie Middleton
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Isn't Barton Biggs bullish on equities now? Anybody who follows me knows that I am about as bearish as it comes now. I am nowhere near a permabear either, but their is no fundamental or macro argument to justify buying most US equities unless you are a trader, and even then you had better have your eyes open.

Those are were net short over the last two years would have beat those who were net long by a margin of nearly two to one, and practically none of the problems that brought this recession and related market crash to the forefront has been rectified save the lack of liquidity and government as lender of last resort. It appears that those with short term memories seem to forget the not so recent past.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:19 | Link to Comment barret50cal
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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Mad,

I agree completely.  This rally has been the equivalent of picking up nickels in front of a steamroller.  The problem is that neither fundamental nor technical analyses have been helpful.  But your point about a failed Treasury auction is right on the numbers.  I'm not sure it will be a failed auction because I believe they've got them lined up ahead of time, but running out of money to buy Treasuries is the right place to look.  Ultimately, we can't continue running a deficit of 10% to 20% of GDP indefinitely. Until that time, I'm afraid we'll get more of the same kind of market action.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:22 | Link to Comment Cyan Lite
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The idea is to get GDP to grow, and thus the percentage will get lower.  Kind of like how everybody is focusing on the "P" in the P/E.  That just means "E" (Earnings) have to get bigger to bring the ratio down.

 

Don't be so bearish and buy into the crap that everybody here spews to you.  No, Gold is not going to $25,000 and no, we're not going to have a failed auction.

Get a grip everybody...

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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CL,

Thanks for the refresher in simple math but you may want to apply your expertise to explaining how the US can run a deficit in the neighborhood of 4-5% of global GDP indefinitely?  How can GDP grow without bank lending?  Without consumer borrowing?  I may need to get a grip sometimes but I think you need to open your eyes to reality...

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Cyan Lite
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It happens the same way it's been happening the past 30-40 years.  Don't understimate our Central Bank's ability to devalue our currency until the ratios get back into correct proportion.

Books can be cooked.  I guarantee you in the next 2-3 years we'll start to hear things from Washington about how the deficit is suddenly decreasing, and then maybe around election time we'll even have a surplus.  Government spending is a component of the GDP calculation, and it's been growing ever since the recession started, with no real chance that it'll slow down in the next 5 years.  All they have to do is just buy enough time so debt can be paid down and people get the urge to spend with wreckless abandon again. 

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:34 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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CL,

There are limits to what you suggest.  It worked for 40 years but it's a finite strategy and I'm fully confident we're at the end of that strategy's life cycle.  Ultimately, it takes real profit to service debt - more importantly, real cash flow and that cash flow is absent. You can't fake cash flow.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:16 | Link to Comment Cyan Lite
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Debt in the consumer sector can be defaulted on.  For the commercial sector (corporate bonds, etc.), it can be refinanced ad infinitum by yield-chasing funds (borrowed cheaply from the Fed).  As for public sector debt, cash flow can be printed and/or refinanced by having the Fed POMO taking the VIX to 80 every time somebody seriously questions the ability of the U.S. Government to service its own debt.  Trust me, the government knows that if they truly allowed a real recovery to take place, their debt would be harder to finance since people would want higher yields.  Thus, we'll just float along until the next election in a 'disinflationary' phase so we can sell more Treasuries.

Seriously, there are some very smart people working for the government who have all of these bases covered.  Just like how the Pentagon works on 'contingency' operations to invade another country, the Fed/Treasury has plans on-the-shelf to do whatever it takes to keep civil order through our monetary system.  I would highly advise against betting against them.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 17:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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CL,

You're talking about fantasy - can't be done.  The government needs recovery to provide tax revenue.  Without growth, there is no surplus to go into bond funds or stock funds.  In short, you haven't given your thesis enough consideration.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:36 | Link to Comment Ragnarok
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What would someone say about buying call options on the VIX if it gets ~10?

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:01 | Link to Comment John P. Morgan
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buy as much as they will let you have.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:32 | Link to Comment john_connor
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ALL IN.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 22:11 | Link to Comment GeoffreyT
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Peach Melba was invented by Escoffier (a French chef at the Savoy in London) in honour of Dame Nellie (an Australian).

Pavlova was, as far as can be discerned,  invented by a New Zealander after Anna Pavlova's tour of Australia and New Zealand - there is apparently some debate as to whether the inventor was actually Australian, but it is ABSOLUTELY an Australian dessert.

 

What is it with Yanks - calling folks 'moron' regardless of whether they have a blind fucking clue as to what they're talking about?

Ordinarily I would not have bothered, but you're a douche - and an anonymous one at that.

 

Cheerio

 

 

GT

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:52 | Link to Comment MiningJunkie
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Never underestimate the replacement value of equities within an inflationary spiral - worked in '78-'79, working again in 2010.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:48 | Link to Comment john_connor
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Agree with you MadHedge.  Shorting all rips from here on out.

This is not only the shorting opportunity of the decade, but may become the best shorting opportunity in history.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:09 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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You are mad.  Not buy equities? 

What's your option?  Cash under the mattress?  Hide under the bed?  Buy B-O-N-D-S, corporate or otherwise??  Sorry, but it really IS true: "While the music is playing, we all have to get up and dance..."

That said, you can do it gingerly and smartly.  Stick to longer-term staying power commodities, select energy stocks, gold miners, agriculture, tech innovations with a future, oil, natural gas.  You don't have to go for those wimpy REITs, banks, financials, insurers, teen retailers and pizza chains...

Try to think outside the "all equities are overbought" box: P/E ratios, EPS, debt loads, cash-on-hand have all never meant LESS.  "Forecasting growth" is irrelevant to me and other participants: this is Harrah's; this is the Lisboa in Macau and we ARE in a casino.  Seriously.  But it is a casino in which the prudent, perspicacious, nimble and savvy CAN win. 

Don't kid yourself that there is "investment" going on.  Some are gambling, others just trying to maintain the purchasing power of their money, some are adventurous. 

The music is still playing and the alternative can only be long years of beggarization in cash or fixed income.   And...next week I myself may be ready to short this market, or at least PART of it...

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:44 | Link to Comment Chopshop
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" Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle

I got it, just stay close enough to get it

Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it

Spend the lasto

(I got it)

In your pocko

(I got it)

Just dance, gonna be okay ...."

top of a 7 year range huh. earnings valuations huh.  where is operating or book / sales. let alone roc %.  dividend yield ? what are those metrics looking like? top of a "7" year range, or ??

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:32 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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Did it...!  Sold $48K worth of WPRT, EGO and ECA after six days for $677 profit.  Rinse and repeat.

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