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"I Am Jim Cramer And I Approve Of The President's Message (Because The Market Moved Up By 3 Points)"

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Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:30 | 570980 Id fight Gandhi
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Ugh cramer. His call screeners must be the best money can buy. Never do I ever hear some angry caller bitching how he lost them everything.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:40 | 570995 alien-IQ
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you can probably chalk that little miracle up to the magical 7 second broadcast delay...it has saved many floundering TV careers.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:05 | 571037 Number 156
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I just found out that Nouriel Roubini will be interviewed on CNBC tomorrow on their 'Closing Bell' segment between 3-5pm EDT.

We may not get an angry caller, but lets see if 'Dr Realist' gets tossed if he is 'rude' enough.

If CNBC doesn't limit him to a 5 second soundbite, I'm sure ZH will cover this.


Thu, 09/09/2010 - 03:05 | 571212 liberal sodomy
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He's going to be on with mawia boddiwomo, former sheepshead bay OTB clerk, current tony danza in drag.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:46 | 571445 orangedrinkandchips
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all the while on TV he'll be singing "HOLD ME CLOSE NOW TONY DANZA..." (tiny dancer- elton john).

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:21 | 571987 dark pools of soros
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why doesn't Tyler call into Mad Money???  Not feeling very BooYahish?

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:38 | 570987 Number 156
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Thanks for Covering CNBC latest stupidity, because I have a hard time watching it.

I really do think that CNBC betrays the level of fear and panic in the upper management of GE. Just watch as they continue to Make Erin into a Cramer clone.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:39 | 570994 Calvin Jones an...
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How would they turn Burnett into a Cramer clone?  She can't pull off that maniac schtick like he can.  Besides, no one listens to her anyway.  All the guys, and half the women, are thinking of the dirty things they want to do to her.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:48 | 571001 Number 156
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They're certainly trying. They need to sell more Hopenium and fast, before the HFT bots run out of humans to skim off of.


Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:36 | 570988 Testicular Cancer
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Beyond words. Stupefying. Never go full retard Simple Jim. You got a go goo good brain.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:37 | 570991 CashCowEquity
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lmfao at Jim Crap-mer

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:44 | 571004 Augustus
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Crammer is proof that no drug test is required for employment at CNBC.

"Obama the Orator" has worn out that campaign method.  More people have come to realize that he is simply a community organizer thief.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:49 | 571008 russki standart
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What a load of BS! Obamas speech will do nothing to stop the Democrats from losing the house. The cake is already baked. Check out www.intrade.com



Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:47 | 571009 Hang The Fed
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The only part of the Jim 'n Erin Dramarama Hour to which I'd pay any attention is Erin's boobs.  Looking for meaningful insight from CNBC is like hunting for an atom of gold in a stack of bullshit.  Actually...even her boobs don't compensate for such idiotic and pandering theater.  LOL, move along, because there really and truly isn't anything worth seeing or hearing here.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:51 | 571018 russki standart
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Erins boobs are nothing special, ordinary B. But I bet she sucks a mean d#ck.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:10 | 571045 Hephasteus
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Please stop speculating at erin's sexual prowess. It's making me throw up.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 05:11 | 571284 Conrad Murray
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Agreed.  She wouldn't be so bad if she didn't always have that, "Hey hey look at me, I can make talk on the picturebox too.  Pay attention to me, PLLLEEEAAASSEE!!!!", air about her.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:23 | 571991 dark pools of soros
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what are the futures on her BJs??  up? down? either way a buy?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:47 | 571450 orangedrinkandchips
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yeah, but I need fun bags!

she is super cute, I mean so damn cute but wouldnt do much in the sack for me....cute to look at and hug but to bang? get some bags babe!

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:47 | 571014 Deflationburger...
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the democrats are going to look like the Mets from a few years ago going into this election.  Magic number of 1 for like 4 weeks and they puke on themselves.

Wed, 09/08/2010 - 23:57 | 571025 gdogus erectus
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Ok, I'm going to break my cherry on this one but how freakin' great is it that this article bashing Cramer sits right next to a "Profit From Cramer" ad from TheStreet.com?  Are they getting their money's worth on this one?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:32 | 571079 citationneeded
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You didn't even have to tell us you were new, as only new people comment on the Cramer ad. :)

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 05:12 | 571287 Conrad Murray
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Be sure to click on and through it a few dozen times so ZH gets some money and Cramer gets to see traffic spiking on days the fine folks here filet him.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:08 | 571040 A Clear thinker
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"he gave us some confidence that the moderate Obama could be lurking. The mention of Reagan made me feel that way, too..."

Cramer serves a purpose... we need very public idiots, as it helps to clear the fog.


Thu, 09/09/2010 - 09:18 | 571514 1100-TACTICAL-12
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The Court Jester. CNBC sucks FOX has better looking women, but they suck to....

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:09 | 571042 carbonmutant
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 Geez I need to take a shower...

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:16 | 571053 Milton Waddams
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CNBC's only purpose is to divert and obfuscate.

In light of the fact that the actual figures are available to Econ 101 students, that two of the network's personalities hold completely opposite perspectives (not tepid versus weakest environment) is mind-boggling.

All of the actionable information on the network is provided cryptically through body language, changes in intonation and cadence, text-scrolls, etc.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:32 | 571078 palmereldritch
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Jim Cramer is the Glenn Beck of market analysis.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:46 | 571094 Howard_Beale
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Jim Cramer and Glenn Beck are actually the same person. You never see them together, do you?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 01:02 | 571108 flacon
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90% of what Glenn Beck says about the Federal Reserve is actually TRUE! No joke! He's been warning people about the Federal Reserve and money inflation etc. Of course perma-FAUX-NEWS-haters don't see this because their vision is clouded. 


I don't like or dislike Glenn Beck. He is what he is - a 90% truth teller when it comes to important matters, but a 10% liar and a Mormon!

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 05:27 | 571291 daneskold
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Harry Reid is a Mormon.

What is your point?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:39 | 571083 Caviar Emptor
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Simple political math. Big O sent the boyz a $200 Billion R&D tax cut for Christmas. That was the big payoff.

In return they let Big O make some political hay by pretending not to charge the middle class for the privilege. But debts for the folly always get paid, else we could all just go fishing. Big O knows which side the butter is on.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 00:59 | 571106 flacon
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What worries me is his BULLISH stance on SILVER today! oH NOOOOO!!!

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 06:22 | 571178 liberal sodomy
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"The tone-deaf Republicans have woken the sleeping orator"  Who, the guy from kaminsky?  Can someone from chicago tell me what the fuck this asshole is stuttering about?



Thu, 09/09/2010 - 03:47 | 571267 Professor Moriarty
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I love to get a bit of post-sleeping oratory.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 05:29 | 571294 johngaltfla
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Dear Jim,

Please let us know when it is a good time to sell our WaMu and Bear Stearns Stock you told us to hold.


The 85 year old widows working at a grocery store to buy food to survive because we listened to you.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 06:31 | 571312 Mercury
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I'm sorry, what was the most pro-business part of Obama's speech Jim?

Extending "The Bush tax cuts" may not be popular with everyone and maybe they won't amount to much on the macro level but not extending them is Obama's new plan for economic revival?  How is that supposed to work?

Obama himself said it best in this speech: "If the election is a referendum on: are people satisfied about the economy as it currently is, then we're not going to do well."

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 06:31 | 571313 Moonrajah
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Obama Comes Out Swinging

So what should we call him now? Big Dick Barry?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 06:45 | 571316 liberal sodomy
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I prefer parentless commie mulatto.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:09 | 571331 Cincitucky
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I'm in trouble if Cramer's voice is the one I'm hearing versus my own when reading his quotes.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:24 | 571343 trav7777
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CNBC is a relic of the 20+ year stock ponzi.  It won't be around after a few more of this.

It only exists to pump and go along with the prevailing sentiment, the ponzi bull sentiment.  I mean, the notion that you need to see every stock's price every minute of the trading day...

it's just casino advertising which is popular when all boats are being lifted.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:57 | 571372 thepigman
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Obama actually made a doozy of an
error yesterday. His tax increase
cuts out the heart of the small business engine. Doctors, dentists,
plumbers, electricians, donut stores,
won't be hiring a soul as they reel
under tax increases and health care
edicts. Stick a fork in the real

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:21 | 571401 newstreet
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Why do you even bother talking about CNBC?  Yes, they have the tape but otherwise, tout tv is worthless.

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:48 | 571452 orangedrinkandchips
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JIM CRAMER IS BI-POLAR. No joke. Seriously. NOW, can you tell the days when he misses his meds?? LOL...

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 09:33 | 571577 LooseLee
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Jim Cramer of CNBC; The Ultimate Snake-Oil Salesman! BUY! BUY! BUY!

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:05 | 571939 MountainMan
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Jim Cramer's show callers must be the biggest stagged event over at CNBC..actors, nothing more...

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:56 | 572071 Grand Supercycle
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 16:39 | 572796 pachanguero
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Jim is a fellow member of Goldman Sacks gang.  He is bought and paid for by the banksters.

Tue, 09/28/2010 - 03:41 | 609352 Herry12
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