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"I Print Therefore I Am" - The Fed Justifies Its Existence, Fails

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1150613 Debtless
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Too bad the new Fed blog doesn't allow comments from readers. THAT would be entertaining.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:53 | 1150624 bank guy in Brussels
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Ha! +1

Tyler himself would want to register for that one.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1150661 Great Unwashed
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But they do! From the rules for submitting comments:

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1150744 NOTW777
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so only steve liesman and erin burnett can comment?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1150808 NotApplicable
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Don't they fall into the obscene and vulgar category?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1150883 davepowers
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only liesman

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:16 | 1150718 redpill
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Simon Black tears apart Christina Romer's ri-goddamn-diculous defense of QE:


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1150773 John Law Lives
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That Romer interview made me want to punch my screen.  What a load of crap.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:48 | 1150843 chumbawamba
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Fuck that, I'd punch Romer herself.  Some women just require a beating.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1150811 NotApplicable
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I don't think Romer's babbling qualifies as double-think. In her case you'd have to divide, and end up with half-think.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:48 | 1151087 SheepDog-One
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Romer looks like she eats shishkebab pot roasts by the dozen.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1150757 TruthInSunshine
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Ben Bernbankincide rank amateur PR efforts are just pathetic.


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1150854 covert
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I spied on that meeting, it was my first assignment. those were the best days.



Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1150616 Miles Kendig
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Ax nuclear test ban treaty and fire up Jamie's islands, along with some of those private old world "chateaus".  Problem solved.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:52 | 1150623 AccreditedEYE
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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1150755 chumbawamba
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Pardon me for stepping on your toes, Miles, but I had a thought:

Would it be possible to actually compute the amount of money/capital that the banksters have siphoned off of the economy since the Fed was instantiated?  That would really be a number to splash in front of people.

"Say, did you know the Federal Reserve and its banker owners/co-conspirators have literally embezzled $n trillion from the American people and government since 1913?"

Then they go, "Huh", and return to their internet browsing.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1150894 NotApplicable
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Interesting idea, but since the answer is denominated in dollars, it just gets blown out beyond comprehension.

A better method might be to measure it in percentage of all wealth, especially if data is available to contrast continuous increase of the bankster's share since 1913.

One way that I like to point this out to people, is to tell them to look around while thinking to yourself that with the exception of older cars/houses, everything you see is owned by a bank, with the title holders only owning a small percentage in equity (if any at all) that is tied up in support of the note.

Before interest rates dropped to 0% for autos and 4.25% for a 30 yr. fixed, Americans actually had more equity. Today, they own far less of these durable goods, having  tapped its equity for toys and other unneeded consumption. Or worse, they traded themselves into a home they will eventually default on.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1151011 Clampit
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Would you include donations, like that of Mr. Buffet? And then how about businesses like GM that wouldn't exist without inane top down funding? Patents and other forms of government privilege favor those with access to capital ... I don't see where this calculation would stop and then you risk the straw argument that we owe everything to the holy bankers. 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1150618 Internet Tough Guy
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Oil breaking out here.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:55 | 1150635 alien-IQ
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I'm pretty sure my head is about to explode.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1150914 lincolnsteffens
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Not to worry. With the kind consideration of Japan's fragrance decending upon you

will grow another one.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:55 | 1150640 disabledvet
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i really hate to say this but "we really need to get off this subject" outside of Banzai of course.  Not that I don't agree--but we've been speculating for a while on this whipping boy--and losing.  The way I look at it now which I think is inherent in the ZH ethos btw and which is in my view "data-fiable" is simply:  are we going right back into 2008 again and if not why not?  In short "has a god damn fucking thing changed?"  I say this relative to the bailouts "having changed behavior." i fail to see how anyone other than "laughing boy" (and yes, he is still CEO) can say "yes, Wall Street is completely reformed!"  in short "doesn't the bailout mean business as usual is okay?"  and "if that business is the business of blowing up the economy and ultimately itself" who are we to argue "they won't succeed again?"  Now..."on to the non-surprise of the budget stand-off!"

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1150711 flattrader
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>>>i really hate to say this but "we really need to get off this subject"<<<

I hear ya.

But, you have to realize that the world of ZH commentors is just a very big ideological echo chamber for the most part.

It's an OK place to hang out while you watch the tic and trade.

  • Occasionally you learn something new.  There are some very smart people here.
  • Tyler(s) post something original and fascinating on occasion.
  • The Bloomie gives them the scoop on news.

Those reasons above make it worth the bother.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1150731 camoes
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ZH is so much better than BBG terminal...we get all the scoops in Chinese Fraud trades and silver price updates...there's just too much information in BBG that I get a headache from watching that monitor...Tyler should launch a ZH terminal with option of silver or gold plating and adornments...just add IB and porn, we're ready to go 21st century trading!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:54 | 1150642 Dick Darlington
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Nuff said. So can we please end the central banking cartel now?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:57 | 1150649 lieutenantjohnchard
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good post. shining a light on these fellows is excellent disinfectant, as they say.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1150657 nah
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dude, it was just plain harder to panic way back in them days

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:01 | 1150662 Victor Berry
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Forget the Polynesian islands, our Wall Street overlords are buying ranch properties in the Colorado Rockies.  Evidently, their Blackwater private security details are advising them that it's easier to protect and defend high ground when the vulgar masses come marching to exact vengence. 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 23:56 | 1152731 Natasha Fatale
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It's true, it's all about the mountains. Case in point is Switzerland; without the Alps, Zurich and Geneva wouldn't be the $$$ havens they are today. 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1150666 sbenard
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Crude just hit $112.50, up more than $2 just today!

Obama and his green tyranny must be thrilled! So he can shut down the government now and go on another holiday this weekend with joy and rejoicing, knowing that he and his environmental elitists and arrogant academics (educated imbeciles all) are destroying the US economy. Oh, such rapture! What brutality bliss! What totalitarian joy he must be feeling right now!

His progressive policies are bringing energy agony to America! It's Democrat despotism! Soon, we'll only be afford to live in caves again. Next, we'll revert to grunting to communicate!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:07 | 1150682 Cheyenne
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Frank Vanderlip... Frank Vanderlip... ah, here it is:

"This leads to another reason behind my dislike of conspiracy theories: I am connected to one of the more popular ones right now. My great-grandfather was Franc Vanderlip, one of the men that helped conceptually design the Federal Reserve. "


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1150702 mfoste1
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when does scum cleansing begin?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:10 | 1150704 digalert
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CNBS newsflash:

SEC won't be able to regulate fair markets if there is a government shutdown!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1150720 Sabibaby
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That's too bad, they probably won't beable to watch porn from the office either.


at least the Squid is hiring!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1150748 NOTW777
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maybe they intended - won't be able to facilitate the ponzi if gov shut down

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:50 | 1151100 SheepDog-One
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The invisible hand is wearing an iron glove.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1150721 AN0NYM0US
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Vanderlip Defends his Currency Plan

NYT October 27, 1913,


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1150722 JenkinsLane
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Don't be fooled by the ink that I got, I'm still Benny from the block,

Used to print a little, now I print alot, I'm still, I'm still Benny from the block

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:16 | 1150724 JW n FL
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Silver is $40.71 per oz... They Print and Silver will see $100 an Oz... easily, quote me.. bubble the printing machine.. silver has not gone up, the dollar has went down.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1150758 fuu
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Print more, I love it at this point. The faster they print the faster the end approaches. Bail it all out. Every last stinking dollar of debt, print it away in one fell swoop please.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1150728 PrDtR
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Don't need any Gold or Silver.. when Jesus returns just my repentant heart will do.. no fear here!  All you are witnessing MUST come to pass..



Fri, 04/08/2011 - 20:28 | 1152169 akak
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Cheesus will return when Elvis accompanies him on the back of a unicorn.

You believers in myths and fairy tales are a hoot.

PS:  Next time you're talking to the Lord in your megachurch (don't pass up the collection plate, or he won't listen to you!), please tell him that he fucked up big time --- back to the drawing board, Yahweh you bumbler!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1150729 X. Kurt OSis
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That's fucking awesome.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:20 | 1150740 Porkbellytrader
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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1150743 Highrev
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What's the surprise, surprise this weekend going to be?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1150750 web bot
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<ahhem, ahhem...>

Boys and girls... don't be fooled by what is going on.

7.1 earthquake hits Japan. Japan Debt/GDP 200% and Nikkie is up 2.52%

UK with over 4% inflation per month. GBP index is up

Silver above 3%...; Euro up, Dow down... you get the picture.

There are huge pools of capital at work right now goosing the market. You know the faces on CNBC... you know their names... they are playing this like a Stradivarian.

A major correction is coming.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1150944 lincolnsteffens
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"A major correction is coming"

Stradivarius not Stradivarian!  Now get to your fall out shelter before this major correction

hits you too!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1150751 lsbumblebee
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Plese I need yur help with my hi schol paper. What did Presidint Wilson meen when he sayd this?

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world, no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1150785 Moe Howard
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He meant BTFD.

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