Erapture! Iceland Grimsvotn Volcano Has Erupted, White Plume Ejected 18,000 Feet Into Air, Seismic Readings Across Iceland Off The Charts

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schizo321437's picture

Let`s see if the rule about complacency is true.

Fish Gone Bad's picture

I am having an end-of-the-world bbq today.  Party bitchez.

Arius's picture

thats a judgement from above on those icelanders refusing to get on with the program

TIMMAYYY's picture

what, they flicked the switch again....remember last time iceland didnt do what they wanted....here we go.

Manthong's picture

I wish they would learn to use vowels over there,

max2205's picture

T shirt

I was waiting for the end of time and all I got was this stupid volcano

Why does this stuff only happen on weekends?

Popo's picture

Tyler, I know sensationalism = pageviews.  But when you say "Off the Charts"... do you mean... a relatively unimpressive 3.6 on the Richter scale?

 

ps:  This isn't Katla, folks.

mogul rider's picture

Tyler's ash pump and dump strikes again.

Have you no shame LOL

Cornering the market in ash he is.

You are a sly one mister

 

Cocomaan's picture

Knights Templar are able to control telluric currents.

three chord sloth's picture

The eurobankers took most of 'em... especially I, O, & U.

palmereldritch's picture

See what happens when DSK makes bail?

velobabe's picture

look for the ghost faces in the heavy eruption clouds. i found three faces, can anyone else see the ghost faces in the cloud? maybe they are rapture dust ghosts.

falak pema's picture

I can see a couple having sex...it looks like the gods are laughing at us...we who expect the world to end today...while they do it up in the clouds...

slewie the pi-rat's picture

the no fly zone will protect the innocent from the rapture of the cloud faces and the eruptive, volcanic sex. 

Oh regional Indian's picture

Hey Falak/Velo , take a look at the first picture.

What do you see protruding off to the right?

It sure feels like a preparatory day for something big coming up. Shortly. 

War or (presumably) unaided nature? Is  HAARP really for reals?

Wild times.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/05/20/hey-america/

falak pema's picture

I think Velo is blushing pink! I told you the gods are laughing at us...with a hard on!

Stuck on Zero's picture

Linus sees a doggie and a horsey.

DeadFred's picture

Sorry, all I see is a ducky and a little kitty-cat.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

I see iced bong hits...[koff koff]...and my buzz is off the charts. Wheee!

 

Hephasteus's picture

A visitor came down from ragnarok.

http://mm04.nasaimages.org/MediaManager/srvr?mediafile=/Size4/NVA2-4-NA/...

See the first pic up there on the zerohedge story. That's the visitor fisting venus.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Hah, I think we posted the same observation . Sure looks.....telling?

ORI

John117's picture

You guys are Pickers.  We found at least seven faces in pic #3 already and we're still going. 

Ash, bitchz!

Hephasteus's picture

Rorshac test failure.

I see an ink blot

I see an ink blot

I see an ink blot

tekhneek's picture

+5000

LOLOL FUCK YEAH! That's FUCKIN' AWESOME! I'm starting a restaurant!

Barbequapocalypse

But is it pronounced ... bar-buh-cop-a-lips or bar-buh-qew-op-a-lips?

Arkadaba's picture

I think the spelling and pronunciation are still up in the air ... 

mick_richfield's picture

OK, cool.  And -- since I expect that Jesus will shortly be taking me to his bosom (?) I would like to give you my favorite names for bars, just in case you can use them in the future along with your new 5-alarm restaurant.

The Undisclosed Location

/dev/null

and, my personal favorite,

Absinthe Friends.

 

BigJim's picture

Excellent. I dibs /dev/null

mick_richfield's picture

Ah, god damn it!  It's 9 minutes after 6 p.m. in the Sovereign State of Michigan, and I'm still here!  I knew I shouldn't have told all those Jesus jokes!

Who needs a drink?!

 

 

Hephasteus's picture

I'll stand in for him.

You're like vaguely bad for some strange reason.

NEXT!

Hey you lesbians stop tribbing each other in the corner. THAT'S NOT WHAT TRIBULATION MEANS GODDAMNIT!!!

DAD TURN HER INTO A NEWT!!!!!

savagegoose's picture

looks like those rapture filters are working  then

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

At closing time, it becomes /dev/urandom

 

goldfish1's picture

My vote: bar-buh-qew-op-a-lips

Spelling BBQu'apalypse

I_am_always_right's picture

Ha! That's great!

Shit, I should have one too, it seems.

rufusbird's picture

Same here. Cooking up the ribs in the slow cooker right now. They should be ready for the grill in another hour or two.  I have plenty of time left as in California it is only 2:40 pm. I expect I will still be chowing down at six. What a way to go. If it comes I don't have to worry about all the cholesterol...

A litle old lady stopped me on the way of the the Grocery Store this morning and asked me if I thought it was coming. I noticed she had full cart of groceries.

DeadFred's picture

I'm going to an end of the world party in twenty minutes.  Dodged the bullet this time.

Bob's picture

Sorry, but still kicking means you got left behind.  But can it be surprising ZH'ers missed that bus?

Now I suggest we make the most of it: Flash Mob on Wall Street Monday AM.  Bring your favorite means of vengeance and mayhem. 

Barbeque and kegger after the fun--pot luck, guys.  

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Jump, you fuckers!

After we kill the keg, I say we move on to the Hamptons and apply torches and pitchforks.

 

Long-John-Silver's picture

Lots of Piigs will be consumed, I'm sure.

Smiley's picture

I'm drinking a bunch of Stone Brew to celebrate the end of the world; IPA Bitchez!

decon's picture

Wow! Only the Rothchild's could pull this off!  Yea, that's the ticket.  Wonder how they're trading it?

magpie's picture

short airlines, of course.

And Rothschild looks on contented, having depressed the golden button - the ionosphere and sunspot readouts were just to tempting to resist, though the choice of Iceland as the stage for manmade and "natural" catastrophes was becoming tedious and repetitive, the arousal gained from the doom was certainly worth it all.

One only lives 7000 years for this, he mused whilst scraping a dim spot off his emerald reptilian scales.

DeadFred's picture

Funny but you best hope Tyler's files can't be hacked to track you down...

magpie's picture

He pushes the button, and then is raptured away.

We live in the best of possible worlds.