IEA Replaces One Crude Supply-Limiting Cartel, OPEC, With Another: The TBTF Banks

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:32 | 1418143 schismjism
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cluster fuck!

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:34 | 1418153 GetZeeGold
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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:18 | 1418207 IBelieveInMagic
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This is probably to bailout banks short position in crude -- this is to rescue them from their underwater short positions that they had accumulated to suppress oil prices per bidding of the govt.. Big banks are the cat's paw.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:19 | 1418210 Zedge Hero
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a Cluster fuck of clusterfucks, The Banks that are too big to fail, always prevail. sons of Bitches.........The SIFI's are a bad case of herpes for the global economy.


Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:37 | 1418234 malikai
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More like cancer. Of the stage IV progression.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:06 | 1419392 mickeyman
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But how else with the TBTFBs benefit from the oil if it is uselessly stored underground?

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:49 | 1418292 Innocent Bystander
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Like I suggested earlier, while we are all thinking that China is stockpiling our reserves... I had a hunch, see below


by Innocent Bystander
on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 16:03


I’m bored so here is a thought for the astute minds on ZH,

Act I àrelease stock from SPR (miniscule) -->bring down price-->

ActIIà buy back 100X volume at reduced price--> reload for the next shock and awe pre election

Act IIIà firm up $$ crash oil Obam's handler are happy in 2012.

It may not be just China stocking up at these low prices you know.. you a lot of strange acronyms ESF, GS JPM.. I don’t know what they mean..

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:30 | 1418145 SilverDOG
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Paper words.

Oil never even left the reserves.

Move along sheeple, nothing to see, move along.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:32 | 1418150 dcb
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not really related, but interesting on a trading note. while treasuries, s and p, and currencies didn't perform as expected on chart metrics. the enire commodity sphere did following a high hourly rsi, with decreasing macd as a good short entry point. on weds at end of day. like I posted on the site the other day weird things happening and trading not following what should be going on

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:40 | 1418151 malikai
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Absolutely comical. This is indeed QE3. How much longer before Crude receipts are valid for deposits and margin on the CME and CRIMEX?

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:38 | 1418152 pepperspray
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Will help offset Timmah's sign-on bonus

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:34 | 1418154 Franken_Stein
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Down with JP Morgan !

Down with David Rockefeller !


Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:35 | 1418156 TooBearish
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Is a gotdam paper trade anyhow - the SPR is never "tapped" , just debited against all the other product in said storage - more shell games with the TBTFs and GS taking out the bid/asked spread - they all should be nuked.  But than AINT GUNNA HAPPEN.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:43 | 1418158 FrankIvy
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It does make one wonder whether any oil is actually leaving the Reserve.

In any event, this is pretty close to government authorizing open-air theft.515

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:45 | 1418161 Confused
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Agreed. Perhaps none have left the reserve.


However, if they have, this would simply be another example of the raping of the country.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:02 | 1418187 Muddy1
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No, it makes me wonder if there is any oil in the Reserve, shades of Ft. Knox.  And while were on the subject of the SPR, why is a majority of it slated for release to foreign (read European) countries.  Fisrt we have bank bailouts and find out later that a majority of the money went to European banks that operate in the US.  Now OUR US petroleum reserves are finding their way to Europe.  BTW, the requirement for larger tanker sizes... is Soros in the oil tanker business as wel, maybe the Chineese?  Stop the fricking insanity.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:42 | 1418162 Urban Redneck
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Eliminate the Energy Department, it not only increases dependence on questionable foreign suppliers to meet US needs, but also on TBTF banks, who make OPEC look like a charitable foundation.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:52 | 1418171 Flakmeister
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Are you aware of the range of activities that the DOE is involved in? Their role in basic research? With regards to the energy markets, they are only tabulators of data, they have no real influence.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:28 | 1418436 Broomer
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American nukes are managed by the Department of Energy.

Incidentally, this let the nukes be counted outside of the "defense" budget.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 12:16 | 1419185 Urban Redneck
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The mission was energy independence, and the mission is a failure.

Now the failures are running oil auctions and don't even care whether or when the oil hits US markets. 

Eliminating the Department doesn't necessarily mean eliminating allfunctions, it means cutting the BS and overhead.  Data reporting could be handled by BLS, nukes by the DoD, the government shouldn't be subsidizing large-scale research with tax dollars in an industry where the market participants are of sufficient scale to self-finance such research.  Even if the function were maintained- there are plenty of other Government entities that can perform it such as the SBA at Commerce.  

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 20:14 | 1420532 Flakmeister
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You have no idea what you talking about.... I will leave it at that but you may want to look into the history of the WWW and related matters...

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:50 | 1418166 The Axe
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And this surprises anyone!  debit fees..oil...banks rule America

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:46 | 1418167 The Axe
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And this surprises anyone!  debit fees..oil...banks rule America

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:49 | 1418173 ziggy59
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"Urgency" is another propaganda term for manipulation of the masses. it's been done countless times

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:49 | 1418174 bobert
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Everything is under control (manipulation).

No worries, enjoy your day and keep pursuing free markets!

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:54 | 1418181 Bobbyrib
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The TBTF's are the true "owners" of this nation and any oil in its reserves.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:01 | 1418189 Muddy1
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While were on the subject of the SPR, why is a majority of it slated for release to foreign (read European) countries.  First, we have bank bailouts and find out later that a majority of the money went to European banks that operate in the US.  Now OUR US petroleum reserves are finding their way to Europe.  BTW, the requirement for larger tanker sizes... is Soros in the oil tanker business as well, maybe the Chinese?  Stop the fricking insanity.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:28 | 1418219 Xibalba
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wait til they have it, then raise the margins 

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:25 | 1418222 Freewheelin Franklin
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Is it me, or does the internal search engine here at ZH suck?


Anyways...I seem to recall reading an article here a few months ago where a couple execs from an oil tanker company were accused of allegedly storing oil in their tankers to drive up the prices, then dumping it all on the market to lower prices, which was coordinated with their long and short positions in the oil market. Amirite?

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:36 | 1418233 buzzsaw99
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the masters of the crymex own the gubbermint.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:40 | 1418246 fockewulf190
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Paper gold, paper silver, paper oil...guess we´ll be seeing paper corn and wheat soon enough. Mmmm tasty.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:27 | 1418429 Irwin Fletcher
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Pretty close - the cellulose added to many processed foods for fiber isn't much different from paper, or sawdust.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:59 | 1418878 CrazyCooter
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Soylent White! Its papel!



Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:50 | 1418281 monoloco
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Sweet deal, they can just hold it for a while then sell it back to them when the price goes up.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:55 | 1418303 Muddy1
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Anyone want to bet how much of this will be gobbled up by the Chinese?  Of course we didn't sell at the top of the market.  No, in the infinite wisdom of the bureaucrats we're selling now when the price has begun to decline, as was predicted would happen several weeks ago.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:00 | 1418324 SoNH80
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These clowns (TBTF) will probably figure out a way to lose money on this, but I do wonder what would happen if a long-overdue hurricane swooped up into Long Island Sound and/or New York Harbor, and mini-tankers laden with oil ended up beached on the shores of Brooklyn, New Haven, etc.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:56 | 1418326 sbenard
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Tyranny by "those who would be kings" is now here, and it is now complete. This is centrally-planned price manipulation, and for all the reasons that articles here on ZH have enumerated in the past few weeks, they will ultimately cause prices go show sharply higher, not lower! THey have, in their hubris, created supply and demand imbalances that will, with 100% certainty, force prices to go much, much higher. The consequences will be devastating.

I wonder who is more foolish: Those who do such things, or those who continue to give power to such fools! We end up getting the leadership we deserve, which ultimately reflects on us!

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 11:03 | 1418881 Absinthe Minded
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If you think we've had any real say in who gets elected since electronic voting began you really are foolish. They had ways to tilt elections since the beginning. A payoff here, a favor there, mankind has a deviously criminal few and incredibly naive many.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:04 | 1418349 SwingForce
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:16 | 1418386 Metropolis_Minx
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Okay, this has me steamed to the point of tears...precious metals, copper, cotton...and now oil.

If I wanted to release this steam, who would I complain to? CFTC?



Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:24 | 1418407 oldmanagain
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Good grief.  9 hours of US crude are going to destroy the free markets?  This is all about Europe, not us.

For the rational.  In the near future is the gulf storm season.

Users, specs, have always been able to store in tankers.  Refiners can shut down operations.




Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:40 | 1418446 Downtoolong
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The department expects to award contracts by July 11 and announce purchasers and sales prices at that time.


I wouldn't want to be holding any naked positions in the oil futures or OTC paper markets around that time. Going to be a lot of noise in the markets that day. Most likely the TBTF banks will profit from front running that action as much as they will from storing physical oil on ships, unless of course the IEA turns around and buys it back from the banks at a premium in August.


Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:37 | 1418471 Thomas
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You wanna increase employment? Put a bounty on bankers. It would become quite a growth industry (and I would now officially have a second career).

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:53 | 1418540 Downtoolong
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TBTF banks to members of the physical world and main street economy – “Hear us out. We will not be shunned. We will not be excluded from your activities. We will be involved. And we will exercise our protected right to profit by manipulating and controlling your commerce and transactions for our maximum benefit by any possible means available to us, even if the cost to you exceeds our profits.”

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:35 | 1418786 Byronio
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Give me your tired, your huddled masses,
Yearning to breathe free.
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
— Emma Lazarus

I could never understand how it was that so many thoughtful and intelligent people bought the CAPITALISM bill of goods, nobody has said it better:

Contrary to what so many good people -- out of sheer terror of 'Communism' -- think, Capitalism is not 'free enterprise,' an incentive for success, 'a chance for all.' Capitalism is trusts, speculation, parasitical usury. Capitalism is J. P. Morgan, Rothschild's bank, ripping apart the nations like maddened swine. Capitalism is the frying pan in which culture is rendered down to the grease of money. Following it, as the night to day, is the thrice hotter fire of 'Communism.'

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:46 | 1418827 Metropolis_Minx
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This monstrosity is not Capitalism. Capitalism is a Free Market and we haven't had that for decades.

Don't confuse market manipulation and corruption with Capitalism--it is the antithesis of Capitalism and the human spirit.



Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:50 | 1418829 Absinthe Minded
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To be flipped back at a profit later. Sounds like POMO. Purchases of MF'in Oil to bone the shit out of Joe taxpayer again. I am getting so sick of this shit. This Administration is fucking clueless.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:52 | 1418840 Bansters-in-my-...
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Must be nice to have a govt. that loves their citizens...

Bunch of Rotschilds thugs....

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 12:50 | 1419316 theprofromdover
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How about SIFILIS









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