If The Mountain Will Not Come To The Muhammad, The Revolution Will Come To Saudi Arabia On March 20

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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:11 | 988350 InconvenientCou...
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you sir, might be a statist.

Just build a fence around the country. To keep people out --or in; I don't really care. Zero taxes, zero gov't and as many anti-personnel devices as I can store in my bunker. I have a trebuchet as my waste disposer, so you don't want to be down wind.

Silly fools tell me I live in a fantasy world and I can't eat my guns. Idoits! see how easily I can eat the barrel of this gun? mmmmghgh, pop...........

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:15 | 988382 Mad Mad Woman
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One can only hope!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:03 | 988307 fijisailor
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If this happens the US economy is toast.  Gas guzzlers abandoned everywhere and total chaos.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:10 | 988352 topcallingtroll
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Time to get.your shorts on boyz. However keep in mind i have been a.contrary indicator since january.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 13:45 | 989148 A Texan
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...human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!


No, seriously, it will create a huge problem.  $147 oil was the straw that broke the camel's back on our debt-crazy economy in 2008, and all that Bernanke and Obama did was to step on the accelerator.  It worked, not so well, for a couple of years but here we are again with equally high oil prices on the horizon and MORE debt, LOTS more debt.


Our economy is, indeed, toast.  Toast like you'd get from the center of the Sun.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:03 | 988308 Internet Tough Guy
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Women drivers = $300 oil.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:03 | 988311 iota
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Man, Facebook was the best investment CIA ever made.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:10 | 988347 I Got Worms
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Da truth.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:42 | 988501 Pez
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Created by the DoD. Technology as a Trojan Horse! Internet for EVERYBODY! (Let the iPhone users pay more cause they're snots in general).

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:46 | 988516 BigJim
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You think the CIA wants more democracy in the Middle East? How does that serve the MIC or the zionists on the Hill?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 13:03 | 988889 Drag Racer
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this has nothing to do with creating democracy, they want to equalize things 'enough' for centralized management. you know, the whole NWO crappy thing

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 16:32 | 990101 Guy Fawkes Mulder
Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:02 | 988312 Bruno the Bear
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The eastern world, it is exploding
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'
Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:28 | 988717 BearOfNH
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That was 1965, and we're still alive.

Not sure we'll make another 45 years, though.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:03 | 988315 ZackAttack
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My only question is whether the House of Saud's plan involves US boots on the ground.

Magic 8-ball says 'Yes'.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:04 | 988317 Pants McPants
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Nothing like announcing your demands ahead of schedule to allow for preparations.

Please don't misunderstand - I'm all for gov't feeling the heat and people marching in the streets.  And if $200 crude will get the message across, so be it. 

I fear changing/improving an existing gov't will achieve nothing.  The entire philosophical approach needs to be altered from one that requires forced appropriation/violence to one that is founded upon voluntary cooperation and individual freedom.

How can you petition an organization that thrives upon oppression for human rights?  I don't get it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:15 | 988385 Dr. Richard Head
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Nor I.  A voluntary society would indeed be the golden age.  However, what we have now are groups that are asking for the government to FIX things.  This is, quite truly, the antithesis of freedom.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:43 | 988509 arkady
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Nor I for that matter.  Announcing a revolution in a place like Saudi Arabia strikes me as comical.  The whole point of these uprisings is that they are random, unexpected and take the regimes for surprise.  This just looks like a joke.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:55 | 988557 Idiot Savant
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+1 hand chopping.

The Saudis have watched Egypt, Bahrain, Libya, etc.. The slightest hint of an uprising and it will be squashed brutally and quickly.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:58 | 988575 TBT or not TBT
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Let's hope so.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:03 | 988319 hack3434
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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:04 | 988321 miker
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What happens if folks suddenly realize the Central Banks can't prop up markets with these rapidly deteriorating world economic and political conditions? 

All the big boys have been "nice" and played ball with the Fed and others to levitate the stock market up.  But what if animal instincts tell them they better get their money out?

What if BTFD can no longer be supported.  What if suddenly STFR takes its place?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:07 | 988332 topcallingtroll
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I think STFD is coming.soon! However dont expect more than a ten percent drop.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:16 | 988379 I Am The Unknow...
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if you're right, you're going to have to change your name to bottomcallingtroll

(sounds sexier anyway)

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:34 | 988744 doggings
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lol, bottomfondlingtroll sounds much better, im going off to register it right now.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 13:14 | 988953 topcallingtroll
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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:25 | 988426 Wakanda
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STFD now.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:08 | 988322 wandstrasse
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do Saudi-Arabians assume that other nations have what they demand?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:47 | 988520 Pez
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If I were to bet on Sauds vs THE WORLD, I'd pick THE WORLD.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:04 | 988323 topcallingtroll
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Woohoo! Load up on the short sells or buy the.double short etf's!

Be.sure and max out your credit cards and any savings you might have. If your wife asks.why tell her an anonymous troll told you to do it.

Is it any worse advise than you get.from a sell side analyst?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:05 | 988324 dick cheneys ghost
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our economy will suffer, but in the long run it will be the best thing to happen. read about saudi's society. what freaks.



Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:07 | 988337 tmosley
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Damn.  Tempted to go long oil here.  Silver has a pretty strong correlation.

Decisions, decisions.

Maybe I'll compromise and buy more solar panels instead.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:25 | 988423 TriggerFinger
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damn, has nobody recently reminded you that 'you can't eat solar panels' ?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:48 | 988529 Pez
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yes....but who can take the sunshine and dip it in a dream?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:19 | 988672 Agent P
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Gene Wilder

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:40 | 991142 StychoKiller
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...Come on boys and wager,
if you have got the mind.
If you got a dollar boys,
lay it on the line.
Hand me my old guitar.
Pass the whiskey round.
Won't you to tell everybody you meet
that the Candyman's in town?

Look out,
Look out,
The Candyman.
Here he comes,
and he's gone again!
Pretty lady ain't
got no friend,
till the Candyman
comes around again!


 -- "The CandyMan", Grateful Dead

Different song, better CandyMan!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:35 | 988745 tmosley
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Whoever said that has never heard of spinach.

You can't eat MAN MADE solar panels.  That's true.  They are good enough fro running grow lights, however.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:08 | 988342 sudzee
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Seems like king Abdulla's best offer is social aid. Should be a sitdown strike on the airport runway.


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:11 | 988353 Ham Wallet
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The decapitated bodies under their photo section of their facebook page is a nice touch.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:14 | 988370 bernorange
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Well fuck me.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:39 | 988490 Going Loco
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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:41 | 991148 StychoKiller
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What Julian Assange shoulda said! :>D

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:53 | 988545 Cognitive Dissonance
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Ask nicely and your request will be given serious consideration. What size tip are you offering?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 12:42 | 988771 MolotovCockhead
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Are you that desperade?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:14 | 988374 SDRII
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Wait wait wait the wikileaks release hasn't occurred yet but should be coming on schedule. The libya one on the other hand was right on schedule.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:15 | 988377 Fix It Again Timmy
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Looks like Victor Hugo had a bead on 2011 - "All the armies in the world

cannot stop an idea whose time has come."  However, what becomes of the

idea is another issue...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:56 | 988561 TBT or not TBT
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What idea is it whose time has come?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:45 | 991154 StychoKiller
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Old, senile dictators must retire!  Forcibly, if necessary.  I recommend a steno-pad or a voice recorder to ya...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:15 | 988387 infinity8
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just read an AP article that referred to a Facebook page calling for a "March 11 Revolution of Longing", very similar to above. . .simmer breaks to boil pretty fast these days.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:18 | 988397 miker
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Don't underestimate that rapidity and enormity of these Mid-east upheavals.  We all know the markets have been levitated up by central banks, banks and corps doing their bidding.  But it's clear, they have been able to do this with relatively small amounts of fiat, because there has not been any strong selling.

We all know the central banks are not all powerful.  Just like Mother Nature, there are events and situations that even they cannot control. 

Black Swan anyone?  I think if things deteriorate further, many "buyers" are going to turn tail and sell to preserve their wealth.  The central banks simply couldn't stem this level of selling.



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